ITT:We write horrible plots for a family guy episode.
I'll start.
>Episode opens with Brian courting a girl at a bar.
>It turns south quickly as Brian makes some dumb snarky comment about the girl's large breasts resulting in her splashing her drink in his face.
>Cut to Brian arriving home.
>Complains that females are supper jaded.
>Peter agrees as Louis wouldn't let him ride the mechanical horse in front of the super market.(leads to a cut-away with peter riding the mechanical horse by punching another kid off of it and riding it as if he's trying to make a get-away.)
>Brian continues conversing with peter saying he wishes he could just have a female to get his rocks off.
>Cut-away to the next day at the clam.
>TV shows a debate with Trump and running opponent.
>Opponent:"If America is going to get any better we need to make decisions that can better it and not get us into more battles overseas costing us more money in army's and militarized weapons!"
>Trump:"I was once on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Arie and Will Smith is a charming young man."
>Crowd goes wild.
>>81223065
>Peter starts off telling his Friends about Brain's women trouble.
>Joe suggests he tries E-harmony, leads to something depressing.
>Cleveland suggests he tries a black woman.
>Peter points out that he did.
>Cleveland is impressed that Brian went black and came back.
>Quagmire begrudgingly suggests why doesn't he go to the kennel and just bang an actual bitch (Dog).
>Peter gets the grand idea to do so.
>Cut to next scene where Peter and Brian are at Dog Pound.
>They look at the patch and notice one Dog that looks like Brain but with a poodle-esc style hair.
>Brain and the Poodle seem to have a love at first sight connection.
>They introduce each themselves.
>As they converse the Dog Pound owner goes through his list on who's going to be put down.
>The poodle begs to be taken home with them as she says she will be next for being labeled as an aggressive dog for biting some guy in the nuts.(it was a jack ass stunt involving a hotdog.)
>They pay for the poodle and leave.
>Once home the poodle is amazed by the nice home.
>The poodle is introduced to the family.
>Meg tries to greet the new poodle.
>The poodles sniffs and her growls.
>Peter:"She's gonna fit right in."
>Louise greets her.
>Chris recognizes her form Youtube from the jackass stunt.
>Stewie walks by commenting on brains new look saying it's gay not knowing it's actually a girl.
>Cut to later after dark.
>Brian tries to mount the new Poodle.
>Poodle knocks him off and growls.
>Brian:"What the hell?! I thought we were just gonna have some casual sex!"
>Poodle:"What do I look like some whore to you? I'm a part of this family now! That makes me your brother, I-I guess..."
>Brian disgruntled sighs heavily takes a playdog magazine and goes to the bathroom.
>Brain opens the bathroom to find Chris with the same magazine.
>Chris:"I-I'm reading for the articles!"
>Brain:"But it's literally all pictures..."
>Chris:"You would know, you sick pervert!"
>>81223076
>We go through several more gags on Brain to court the poodle into sex.
>Cut to the next day with Brain drinking in the kitchen.
>Peter asks giddy on how was the sex.
>Brain answers annoyed saying that didn't.
>Peter now upset asks "What the hell we spent 120$ on that bitch! In Las Vegas you'd get a decent rate from any hooker!"
>Brain agrees and goes off about his day.
>Brain meets Stewie playing in the sandbox.
>Stewie:"Oh hey Bri, so didja give her the knot"
>Brain:"No, turns out she's a bitch in both forms."
>Stewie:"Why does that matter?"
>Brain:"Well she's her own women. And I guess I deserved it for being so forward."
>Stewie:"Brian you're both animals no, gives a damn about what you two do. Be an alpha and mount that bitch!"
>Brain thinking about it for all of 3 seconds.
>Brain:"Yeah! You're right! I'm gonna go up to her when she least expects it and give her my big fat red rocket!"
>Stewie:"Atta boy!"
>Brian races off an all fours to find the poodle.
>Stewie bursts out in laughter in disbelief as to what he has just done and commends himself to his stuff bear saying he's still got the evil in him.
>Brain does the dirty deed and walks into the living room smoking a long cigar.
Is this an actual episode?
>>81223100
>Peter giddily act-acknowledging him saying: "Someone got laid."
>Chris:"Way to go Brian!"
>Stewie:"So ya did it?"
>Brain:"You bet I did, took her down and stuffed my fat hog right in her!"
>Stewie:"Well congratulations ya Rapist."
>Brain:"Yea-wait-what??"
>Stewie:"You heard me, you're rapist now Brian, no going back, just like O'l Bill Cosby."
>Brain tries to argue that he is the alpha dog only doing what is natural in nature.
>Stewie:"About as natural as what happens in prison when someones drops a soap bar."
>Brain tries to get Chris and Peter to back him up.
>Peter:"I don't think I'm one to be backing you up on that as I was kinda watching you two do it..."
>Everyone turns to peter in shock.
>Peter:"What? Look you try being in a marriage this long and not develop other kinks! I'm no the bad guy here Brain raped one of our family members!"
>Meg:"Brain how could you?! We have other females in this house you know! And what you have done is just shocking, disgusting and shameful in every sense, right mom?"
>Louise:"That bitch crapped on my good carpet, I honestly thought about putting her in a sack and throwing her over a bridge."
>>81223145
>Joe enters in uniform.
>Joe:"Brain we got an anonymous tip saying you Raped a girl, this true?"
>Poodle:"That's him officer! That's the one who raped me!"
>Joe squints for a moment.
>Joe: "Hey wait a moment...You're a dog."
>Poodle:"What does that matter? Arrest him!"
>Joe: "I can't, Brain is just doing what animals do, having non-consensual sex. I mean *Joe chuckles* What am I gonna do arrest every dog I see humping for public indecency?"
>The poodle shocked at this allegation runs out of the house crying.
>Brain:"So...I'm not going to jail?"
>Joe: "Nah, but you might need to be neutered if you keep going around humpin bitches, hehe, alright you folks have a nice day." Joe jokes and leaves.
>Louise:"Well brain I hope you learned something from this."
>Brain:"Yeah, I sure did, bitches be crazy~! Haha! High-five!....Anyone?"
>Stewie:" You're still a Rapist Brain."
>Cut to credits
>>81223138
No this was all written from scratch.
You gave the writers a new idea
>>81223065
Sounds like a pretty good family guy episode to me
>>81223065
>>81223076
>>81223100
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>>81223172
Call me if this episode gets real.
>>81223100
I'm actually surprised they haven't actually made a knot joke in the show, seems like something they'd do
Maybe I've just missed it
>>81223065
>>81223076
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>>81223172
Can't wait to see this air for the 2017-2018 season. Just missing a line or two about Quagmire saying how Brian is different than him.
>>81223172
How long did it take you to think of all this exactly?
>supper jaded
better than being breakfast jaded
>>81223065
>Brian and Stewie time travel again.
>Brian accidentally brings along a copy of "Faster Than the Speed of Love."
>End up in Germany before WWII.
>Come across a struggling Adolf who just lost his dream of being an artist.
>Brian wants to knock him off, Stewie tells him not to.
>Brian finds a gun, but hears Adolf lamenting how his aspirations to be an artist goes nowhere.
>In a rare moment of sympathy, Brian advises him to try something else, and just not go into politics.
>Takes off with Stewie, but leaves behind his book.
>They return and find out WWII never happened. Stewie's pissed, but admits that for once they made a change for the better.
>They look up Adolf's profile on Wikipedia, and find out he became a success through publishing a novel, and is remembered as one of the greatest writers ever.
>Said novel was "Faster Than the Speed of Love."
>Brian becomes enraged and screams Adolf's name into the commercial break.
>After the break, Brian wants to go back and kill Adolf for stealing his book.
>Stewie tells him to calm down, and just be happy his crappy book did some good for once, though is mystified that Adolf is remembered as "one of the best writers" for it.
>Brian finally calms down and they go to watch TV.
>After a while they begin to notice every show has the style of Brian's own work, to their great detriment.
>After some digging and legwork, they find out Adolf's still alive and is manipulating things from behind the scenes.
>Adolf is still a power-hungry jackass who doesn't want anyone to be better than himself.
>Any writer that shows greater promise is secretly kidnapped/killed, and every idea and concept is retooled to be stylistically similar to Brian's book, leading to entire generations of writers/directors who are no better than Brian.
>Horrified by this, Stewie and Brian eventually get back into the time machine and change things back, though Brian does end up shooting Hitler in the crotch, hence why he's one testicle short.
>>81223433
And here we have episode 2 of next season for 2017.
>>81223065
>>81223076
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>>81223172
Uh ok. Op, you need to drop everything you're doing and go write for FG or American Dad or whatever else MacFathead is being paid way too much money for.
OP you are a genius.
>>81223666
Thanks satan.
think about how much shit this ep would generate. let them steal it
>>81223065
better than usual Family Guy, go to them and get the money.
>>81223065
This hurts on how accurate it is. Holy shit anon, did you summon a time machine from the depths of hell and used it to watch a new episode or something... cause this is just too accurate.
OP here, would anyone care for me to try and write one more?
>>81225256
do it
>>81225256
Go for it
>>81223172
This whole "original plot" is the same episode of when Brian hit a dog with his car and it wasn't murder because he killed a dog
Though since all they do is the same shit over and over, it's right up their alley
Okay here we go.
>Meg does Quahog.
>Episode opens with meg and friends eating at lunch.
>Meg’s friend#1:” Wow look at (sexy teenagename) she’s so cool.”
>Meg’s friend#2:” Yeah, she got all the guys on a leash.”
>Small cut-away to all the boys acting like a pack of dogs on actual leashes with the popular girl taunting them with a doggie treat.
>Meg:”Eh, she’s no Connie Demico.”
>Meg’s Friend#3:”Connie who?”
>Meg:”You know, Connie Demico? Two-time prom queen, the most popular girl in school?”
>Meg’s friend#1:”Oh that Connie. She dropped out of school last year.”
>Meg:”What??”
>Meg’s friend#2:”Yeah I hear she ditched school and started doing porn, like the sick stuff.”
>Meg ponders which cuts to her room on her laptop.
>Meg searches “Connie’s name and a bunch of sites pop up featuring her.”
>Meg:”Connie’s barnyard adventure? Huh, wonder what that’s all about.”
>Meg clicks on the video and shocked at what she sees.
>Loud animal noises attracts in Brian who comes in barking on instinct.
>Brian:”Oh it’s just your computer…Hey, is uhh…that Connie?”
>Meg:”You know her too?”
>Brian:”Pfft know her? I’ve saved some of her most hard(er)-core stuff….D-don’t tell anyone I said that.”
>Meg:”I don’t get it how did a popular girl like Connie just disappear from school and end up like…this??”
>Load horse whinnie followed by Connies moans.
>>81226738
>Brain:”Well, some girls just get into pretty messed up stuff in highschool and end up losing sight of what’s important like a standard education.”
>Meg:”Well you know what? I feel like I need to go see Connie”
>Brian:”What for?”
>Meg:” To rub it in her nose that I’m better than her, I’m better her for not stooping this low into such sad state! All that crap she gave me about being ugly and unpopular well look at her now sucking on donkey cock while I’m earning a diploma.”
>Pan out shot of Brian paying attention more to the porn than Meg’s rambling.
>Meg: ”Brian are you even listening?”
>Brian: ”What?”
>Meg:”Ew! Brian put it back in!”
>Brian:” Look when it’s out it’s out, just-just give me 5 minutes….”
>Commercial?
>Come back to Brain and Meg walking into a warehouse.
>Brian:”I can’t wait to see Connie in action. Think she’ll let me join in?!”
>Meg:”Brian you’re sick.”
>Brian:”What ever Connie is an artist with her craft! She once took on 5 black guys, a goat and Quagmire’s gauntlet of doom!”
>Meg halt in her steps in Brian in confused.
>Brian:”I-Uh, it-it’s just an internet rumor, some say the goat was actually a moose.”
>Meg rolls her eyes and spots Connie still in robe waiting for her next scene.
>>81226755
>Meg:”Well, well if it isn’t Connie Demico.”
>Connie turns around squints for half a second and recognizes Meg:”Meg Griffin? The hell are you doing here?...You’re not the donkey I’m screwing are you? God I film one donkey show and they expect a million!”
>Meg:”What? No! I came here to rub your nose on what a shameful whore you’ve become and how I’m still happy and learning in school!”
>Connie scoffs at Meg’s words:”What’s there to be shameful about? I’m making 10K a film, that includes housing, my own car AND I was able to get my GED online, it’s 2016 loser!”
>Meg:” But…but…I thought you were just a-“
>Connie: ”What a dumb slut? Ha! School is for chumps Griffin. Why spend my time in some class room wasting my youthful years banging dumb jocks when I can get paid for it?”
>Meg looks down in disappointment.
>Director steps in.
>Director:”Hey Connie! We can’t shoot the next scene that last hambeast you were supposed to anal fist canceled on us to give birth to her next mixed child.”
>Connie:”Stupid carol, warned that dumb bitch to get on the pill.”
>Connie turns back to sad Meg:”*heavy sigh* Look Griffin, wanna make 10K?”
>Meg:”W-what?”
>Connie rolls her eyes at her: “Do you wanna shoot this porno with me or not!”
>Meg:”I dunno, this doesn’t seem right…”
>Brain:”It’s 10,000 and boys will actually find you hot.”
>Meg thinks for a split second and replies: ”Alright, let’s do it.”
>Connie snaps on a rubber glove and they get it on.
>Montage of films Connie and Meg on the front.
>Cut to the next scene of Meg counting her cash.
>>81226755
Go on...
>>81226755
>Louise comes into Meg’s room:”Meg have you been doing well in school?”
>Meg:”Huh? Oh yeah, yeah! Great!”
>Louise:”Okay just making sure.”
>Cut to Louise and peter in bed.
>Louise:”Alright Peter you ready for a little fun?”
>Peter:”Yeah, just let me get ready, I found Brian’s secret stash on his laptop under Doggie treats.”
>Peter begins to watch as he watches Meg enters the scene.
>Peter:”…Hey Louise, did Meg have a twin sister than we abandoned?”
>Louise: “What?”
>Peter turns the laptop to Louise.
>Louise:”Oh my god!”
>Cut to the next scene with Peter, Louise and Meg sitting in the kitchen.
>Louise:”Meg what were you thinking? How could you do this to yourself?!”
>Meg:”Well…it get’s easier with lube.”
>Peter laughs but Louise quickly shoots daggers at him.
>Meg:”Besides who cares? I made 10K$ And I can just get my GED online! I don’t even need school! Who cares??”
>Louise:”Oh yeah, Quagmire you can come in now.”
>>81226873
>Quagmire enters: ”Alright I’ll take it from here, well you see meg while all this may seem cool, fun and interesting, doing porn while it has it’s perks will leave your body a mess later on in life.”
>Quagmire opens his laptop and shows it to Meg.
>Meg:”Oh my god who is that?!” Meg fights to hold back her puke.
>Quagmire:”That’s Jenna Jameson now.” Quagmire closes the laptop. “You see Meg? Being a porn star will destroy your body in ways you can’t imagine, believe me I’ve roughed up a few myself.
>Meg:”Yeah I understand now, well. At least I can save this money for college.”
>Peter:”Too late! I’ve already spent it all on these awesome furbies!...I don’t like the way they stare at me at night…”
>Cut to another scene with Brian answering the door.
>”Hello, Brain Griffin?”
>Brian:”Chris Hansen? What are you doing here?”
>Chris:”I hear you know of Connie Demico, I also know you’ve got several hundreds of videos featuring this underage girl, why don’t you have a seat over there and we can talk about it all.”
>Cut to credits.
>>81226912
>>81226873
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>>81226738
I can actually see this as an episode.
>>81223065
>>81223076
>>81223100
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>>81223172
A-are you sure this isn't a real episode
>>81226738
>>81226755
>>81226819
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>>81226912
How long until Seth hires you
>Quagmire is still a dick towards Brian for no reason and gets away with it
>>81223433
That episode would be better if it look and has the voice by seth
>>81223172
It needed more cutaways
Looks like we have some rogue writers in this thread.
All ,Screencap this and send to Seth twittee
>>81223065
>Peter wake up one morning with a rectal cancer.
>Him and his family goes to the hospital and they learn the rectal cancer is actually very advanced and there are no treatments.
>Peter start to cry.
>Brian try to comfort him by making him listen a mixed song of Milli Vanilli and "Ice Ice Baby" of Vanilla Ice.
>The rectal cancer is actually a real entity and the tumor is expelled of Peter's bloody anus with gore shit because of the song.
>The tumor wants to conquers the world, he needs to eat asian and indian people for grow up more.
>Meg falls in love with the tumor and they have sex.
>The tumor finally becomes giant and start to attacks Quahog after killing half of the town's population with gore shit again.
>The tumor is killed by Stewie's giant Hulk Hogan robot.
>Meg lays a giant disgusting egg.
>Quagmire masturbate on this new fetish and the others ones vomits.
>A disgusting hybrid born, more stronger than his father and defeat Stewie.
>Adam West become again Batman and defeat the tumor hybrid in a gross explosion.
>The episode is concluded by every characters vomiting.
This is how easy it is to write family guy.
Holy shit if OP was a writer for Family Guy I'd still watch it
>>81228002
Comedy Gold.
>>81223065
Family Guy Season 15 episode 5
"Brainfart"
>one of the few episodes with an introduction by the writers where they issue a solemn but forced apology. The episode involves a shot of peters butt where it just farts at random times occasionally with jump cuts to other farts.
ITT future family guy writers
>>81226912
Whoa you even put in memes people long stopped caring about. It really is just like watching family guy.
S&M for lunch
Peter and Louis have hit a dry spell in their love life. Back at the Rusty Clam, quagmire suggest they try S&M. Peter obviously doesn't know and Quagmire exlains in song.
Meanwhile Stewie and Brain are at the movies Stewie is repeatedly trying to go to 2nd base and Brain pushing him away. Eventually they leave the theatre through the side (a second after someone comes and shoots the theatre) they See Chris making out with a man. Back to Louis and Peter they have just loaded up on ball gags, whips, Dido, ect from Quagmire. Unfortunately it turns out Peter is incapable of Louis, and just runs out the room crying. Stewie convinces Brain they should help Chris accept he is gay, and begin to conduct a bunch of gay test which he fails.
Louis feeling unsatisfied confesses to Bonnie, Donna, and Quagmire's new deaf girlfriend (who communicates vie wild e. Coyote cards she got after he committed suicide) the girls tell Louis of a new Dom in town they all go to. Louis goes to check her out and it's revealed to be Meg. She admits to being to dominating all the married woman in town, Louis a bit uneasy becomes her new sub. The meetings continue and even slip into Doming Louis at the House. Eventually Meg begins to see her mom and all the women in town grow distant to their husbands and realized it's her fault.
Before Meg retires she to teach all the men in Town how to be firmer with their women. Meanwhile Brain has had enough of failing to show Chris is gay and tells him they saw him making out with a guy. Chris says he isn't gay, and that wasn't a guy it was Sam from the Deep South episode. Brain is Happy for Chris but Stewie a little disappointed there isn't another gay in the family, but reveals Sam already broke up with him. Brain cheers him up by taking them to get ice cream, which is the name of a strip club that sells ice cream. The old pervet, Herbet, leaves angry saing how they ruined the ice cream store.
>>81228531
The show ends with Meg saying she got rid all her clients and that she is ready for a one on one relationship revealing she was talking to Sam.
ITT: reasons why family guy is shit.
> Chris develops an allergy to legumes and other vegan meat substitutes, and the vegans want him dead before the government recognizes him as a valid minority. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a machine that switches Quagmire and Peter's minds and voices into each other's bodies.
>>81223329
>tfw currently lunch jaded
It's a slippery slope and I'm too far gone
>>81229575
The fact that anonymous people on a online Tibetan tapestry-weaving board can write better jokes even while trying to make it as bad as possible isn't a reason it's shit, it's a result of it being shit.
>>81223076
>>Cleveland is impressed that Brian went black and came back.
Actually made me chuckle
>>81223065
>.(leads to a cut-away with peter riding the mechanical horse by punching another kid off of it and riding it as if he's trying to make a get-away.)
this is disturbingly accurate to the current character of peter.
Damn /co/ why are you doing here? You could be doing bank with Seth shitshows
>>81233511
you forgot October mang
>>81223065
You've been calling him Brain this whole time.
>>81223172
Do a favor for us anon and post this to seth mcfaglane.
His eyes would pop out because this shit is better than anything from last 5 seasons
>>81223065
>It turns south quickly as Brian makes some dumb snarky comment about the girl's large breasts resulting in her splashing her drink in his face.
>Cut to Brian arriving home.
tsk tsk
>It turns south quickly as Brian makes some dumb snarky comment about the girl's large breasts resulting in her splashing her drink in his face.
>Cut to Brian screaming and clawing at his eyes for five minutes, complete with viceral gore, only ending as he blindly runs into the bar five+ times before collapsing in the classic Seth MacFarlane "laying down in a heap" pose
> OP says only one episode
Why not a whole season?
The first episode is regular, but halfway through the characters gain self-awareness. Aware that they're in a cartoon, they're cartoon characters, and everything resets at the end of the episode.
Every episode begins at the middle point of this first episode, and explores the possibilities each one more violent, sexual, and disturbed than the last though they never remember between episodes what happened.
The second-to-last episode of the season is basically a 28 minute long orgy of sex, violence, and necrophilia when at the last moment everyone stops and begs for the series to end, because tweest: they knew from season 1 to now what they were and do remember each episode and the resets, they just want the suffering to end and the show to be cancled. The last episode is them just stopping, refusing to do anything, having figured out that maybe they should deprive the viewer of entertainment. They all end up sitting in head-on view staring into their television. If the series gets renewed for another season, it's an entire season of "staring into their TV set"
>>81228002
Sounds more like a South Park episode.
>>81223100
>Brain
Brain Griffin...bruh...
>>81233511
>herbert impregnates Chris for 20min straight
Amazing
This thread needs more zoom from the back shots
>There is a family with a dumb as shit dad
>A whore of a wife
>A dumb as shit son and a daughter they hate
>An evil gay genius baby and a prentious drunken dog
>One day they're actually funny
/thread
>>81233511
>God rapes a retarded child at Auschwitz
Any season now this will happen.
>>81233511
Joe castrates Consuela while their mother watches
>>81234337
>The last episode is them just stopping, refusing to do anything...
>If the series gets renewed for another season, it's an entire season of "staring into their TV set"
That sounds like something out of a creepypasta.
>>81233604
Try "throatfucks".
It wasn't originally my image but I apologize for this oversight.
>>81233511
bonnie kills conway twitter and there was cum everywhere.
>>81233511
>Bonnie fists Lois and poop comes out
O-oh my...
>>81233511
> Chris fucks himself in his ass
90% sure that already happened.
>>81223065
>Meg gets fed up over one too many cracks from Brian about how pathetic she is.
>Tells Brian she's pregnant and it's his.
>Says she sneaked into the bathroom after he rubbed one out and found the tissue.
>Says she'll tell Peter unless he sleeps with her.
>Hijinks as he tries to hide this from Peter but Meg loves the knot so keeps forcing him into risky sex.
>Meg actually gets pregnant.
>Brian has Liberal crisis of faith over abortion, wanting more kids.
Don't care how it ends after that, really.
>>81233511
>Meg fists a Catholic Priest in a church.
Huh, I guess he must've thought she was a choir boy or something.
>>81228230
>>81234475
Actually an episode of Family Guy with that plot would be probably more interesting and funny than random cut-away gags and references to people celebrities who nobody gives a fuck or pretentious outdated references to 70's-80's shows, all that shit with a boring plot.
>>81233511
>Peter blows Meg in a church.
Oh my.
>>81233511
>Herbert castrates Brian but the Simpsons did it first
Actually got a chuckle m8, now to end it all so my life isn't further corrupted via this garbage
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>>81226912
TFW i actually want this episode to happen just so Meg might get some more decent Rule34 of her.
Should we post this to Seth's twitter? Or just email these plots to him? Can we even get his email address?
>>81233511
Adam West impregnates Joe in a church.
>>81223065
>TV shows a debate with Trump and running opponent.
>Opponent:"If America is going to get any better we need to make decisions that can better it and not get us into more battles overseas costing us more money in army's and militarized weapons!"
>Trump:"I was once on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Arie and Will Smith is a charming young man."
>Crowd goes wild
It's depressing how this is literally the current election right now.
>>81233511
stewie castrates conway twitty through their ass
>>81233511
>Peter disembowels Meg at 7/11.
Could've sworn this already happened...
>>81233511
A catholic priest disembowels a catholic priest which causes 9/11.
>>81233511
>Adam we rapes Peter at Auschwitz
>>81223065
>Peter joins PETA for...I don't know, because his dog talks to him or some shit.
>Lois is constantly asking him why he joined PETA (say it in Lois's voice)
>Meg is totally into some super vegan college guy that is in Peter's group (voiced by Seth Green)
>Peter goes completely overboard with PETA's tactics (throw unopen buckets of paint onto people wearing fur coats, releasing animals from make-up/science/health experiments that are natural enemies, e.g. mongoose/snake, cat/dog, pigeon/rat; etc)
>Peter goes super vegan and demands the family follows suit.
>Brian points out that some animals are herbivores, some are carnivores, some, including humans are omnivores
>But what does Brian know, he eats his own feces?
>Chris eats his boogers
>Meg devours her tampons and pads
>Quagmire *camera slowly zooms in*: I had a terrible life as a kid. I was raped by my uncle. All I do now is try to make myself feel like that's stuck in the past. And for me, that's by having sex. But, did I know the girl was 17? No, no I didn't. But does that mean I'm a terrible person? No, no it doesn't. I make mistakes. People make mistakes. I really hope the parents can forgive me for my mistakes, and I absolutely regret having sex with her. I don't want to go to jail. Please, give me mercy.
>Peter: Oh crap, I left my Pepsi in the car.
Bear with me on this.
>Peter Griffin tells Brian that he is going to vote for Donald Trump
>Brian tries to convince Peter that is a bad idea and will ruin the country.
>Brian convinces Stewey to use an alternate future time traveling machine and bring Peter along to show him a future in which Trump won the presidency campaign.
>When they travel to this future, they discover that Donald Trump's policies had actually improved America
>Brian is in denial that everything is going great, cause of course he is
>It turns out that Trump won because he won the vote in Rhode Island because the only one person voted for him in the state, and it was Peter Griffin himself.
>When Brian asked everyone why they didn't vote, they said they thought was on the wrong side of history so they felt that they didn't even need to vote at all.
>When they return to their present time, Peter is now totally convinced that voting for Trump is the right thing to do.
>Brian and Stewie do everything they can to prevent Peter from actually voting, using dirty tactics.
>>81226873
>Louise comes into Meg’s room:
I thought this was a Bob's Burgers crossover for a moment
>>81233511
>A catholic priest throatfucks Lois in a church
>>81233511
>Peter castrates Brian but the Simpsons did it first.
>>81233511
>Herbert anal vores Quagmire violentlly
>>81233511
Adam West disembowels Adam West until they both die.
>>81233511
>An Arab jacks off Chris which causes 9/11
>>81233511
>no october
the fuck, man
>>81233511
Joe circumcises a catholic priest through their ass.
>>81223433
I would be okay with this. You could totally pitch for FG. Get in their writer's room.
>>81228002
Kekerino.
>>81233511
Tom Tucker anal vores Adam West in a church.
Bee me
Desire to pollinate dat ass.
>>81223666
>>81248666
Look, I know Family Guy threads can become hell, but seriously Satan, go back to Hell, you have a job to do. So quit shitposting on 4chan and get back to damning souls.
5 minute long scene of Chris fucking Meg. No cutaway or anything; just an actual sex scene with them both obviously cumming.
Its not like they can't get away with it.
>>81233511
Herbert kills a transvestite at Auschwitz
Offering a challenge: write an episode which defends Islam and Muslims but antagonises and hates on Christianity and Christians in normal McFarlane fashion
>>81233511
>An arab circumsizes Lois but the Simpsons did it first
>>81245760
he joins because he thinks PETA is a group for people named peter.
>>81250771
that actually wouldn't be all that hard to imagine, it's already canon that Herbert was a concentration camp inmate
>Stewie and Brian converse over how Christianity is so stupid because the only people who watch the show are 13 year old atheists
>>81233511
rawlin
These episodes honestly sound like an improvement.
>>81233511
>Peter circumcizes Conway Twitty which causes 9/11
>>81233511
Chris fucks a catholic priest in a church.
>>81233511
Bonnie Jerks Off Lois which causes 9/11
>>81233511
>Death disembowels Death until both die
I don't know how that would play out
>>81239959
People have actually made FG creepypasta. Most of them suck though
>>81233511
A Catholic priest blows a transvestite in a church
>>81233511
>Chris fucks Lois but it's over quick
>tfw you don't have an incest fetish
>>81233511
>Bonnie anal vores Adam West to turn them gay
>>81233511
Lois impregnates Tom Tucker for 20 minutes straight
I dunno, that sounds pretty decent
>>81233511
>Peter jerks off Quagmire through his ass
I bet he liked it, too.
>>81254659
That fucking monster!
>>81239298
Gonna screencap this just in case.
>>81245566
was gonna post a episode where Quahog experiences an EoE/Ideon/Devilman Finale/Violence Jack apocalypse scenario but it wasn't worth it.
>>81254558
In a so bad it's good way
>>81242407
I know exactly how you feel. It's suffering to be attracted to a character from a show you hate.
>>81223172
>>81223145
All it needs is a credits scene where the Poodle moves in with Quagmire, and you think he's going to rape her too because he puts her on his lap. But instead he's just really sweet and pets her.
Then Peter come out from behind the couch with no pants on and says "Fuck this I'm gonna go rent Airbud."
>>81233511
>Meg rapes Meg until they both die
>>81233511
Herbert blows Chris but it's over quick
Damn
>>81262277
You mad genius...
There aren't enough cut away gags to be real episodes
>>81233511
>Herbert anal vores Lois which causes 9/11
>>81233511
>Brian castrates Adam West while their mother watches
my bro:
>Quagmire impregnates Adam West while their mother watches
>>81223065
Are you sure this wasnt an episode
>>81233511
Adam West rapes Chris in a church
>>81233511
Chris rapes Adam West violently
>>81233511
Tom Tucker murders an Indian at 7/11
>>81249981
Not like they don't hint at the two already fucking and Chris wanting to fuck Lois like every other episode. That whole "incest episode" joke at the end of the movie will probably happen one day.
So when are they gonna drop this "Quagmire hates Brian" shit?
He didn't in the Bachlorette episode, and he didn't in the movie. This is like the one unusual character trait for they've bothered keeping for some reason.
It just makes scenes they're in together really awkward because you know Quagmire's going to take a conversation or joke and just say "yeah no one cares Brian" and end it.
>>81226819
Well thanks /co/. Now I want to see Meg shamelessly whore herself out.
>>81233511
>Quagmire throatfucks Quagmire while wearing a clown suit
>>81233511
>Quagmire circumsizes Chris violently
>>81233511
>Herbert disembowels Herbert in Church
Ouch.
>>81233511
>an arab blows lois but the simpsons did it first
what kind of blow doe?
