>Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
What did he mean by this?
fuck off back to /mu/
>>81038428
Well, I don't want to go around guessing, yet I would dare say he meant that if you used your tongue to apply saliva on a metal handle used for opening doors, and other such objects, then you will be either fined, or detained, depending of the severity of your transgression, if you happen to be on a celestial body, with a structured society that could possibly develop such technologies, other than our native one.
If I had to adventure further guesses, I would add that it would probably be an archaic law made by a monarch that found himself the target of a practical joke, or perhaps some sort of protest, and banned such actions.
>>81039953
>If I had to adventure farther guesses
>adventure
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>81039993
As my third language, yes.
I understand that i should had used further guesses, but why is it that adventure is incorrect on that context. It just means unusual, hazardous, activity that might involve risk, right? I was using it to denote that I took my attempt as true risk. It was mean to be humorous.
Well "on other planets" is obviously meant to represent other Nicktoons, but what could "Licking door knobs is illegal" mean, and in what series is it in reference to?
>>81038428
Go back to /tv/
>>81038428
It means don't use your cow tools if you're not wearing you ham helmet.
>>81039993
I see nothing wrong with this sentence. Did you grow up in a trailer park?
>>81038466
>>81043024
Is this some new meme?
>>81038466
>>81043024
>fuck off back to /mu/
>go back to /tv/
What did they mean by this?
>>81039953
>>81039993
>>81043526
I don't mean to be a dickling, but the term is usually "venture a guess". At least is where I'm from.
>>81040510
Obviously it means "sucks cock"
>>81038428
lobbering slobber on a knobber is something a jobber would do.
>>81038428
It should be illegal on this planet, given how unhygienic it is for both the licker and everybody who uses the doorknob afterwards
Although then again the courts don't have time to process people convicted of "doorknob licking"
>>81038428
>licking doorknobs
Is this like a reference to that Japanese fetish thing?
>>81043636
the newest and the dankest
