>Simmons Did Nothing Wrong Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight.
"Who You Really Are"
>Coulson and team come to the aid of a confused Lady Sif, who has lost her memory after fighting with a mysterious warrior whose true mission will send shockwaves through S.H.I.E.L.D. Meanwhile, Bobbi and Mack continue to hide their true mission from everyone close to them.
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended previously, and should be airing the episode. If you find another streaming site, please let me know and I'll make sure to recitfy it in future discussions.
Episode airs in about 45 minutes.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now is now in its second season. Recently, the main character Skye was revealed to be an InHuman, along with the introduction of the Terrigen Mist and other InHumans into the MCU.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
The pastebin has all sorts of neat stuff like a link to previous episode discussion threads, info about eps, social media accounts and a link to a site that has previous episodes so you can catch up if you've missed any/are just joining us now. If you end up missing the ep or you live in yurop/aussie/whatever, someone uploads the episode usually less than an hour after airing so just be patient.
The "Art of Level 7" last year has restarted again, and you can check the album of the artwork over here: http://imgur.com/a/vVANf
J.O.B Squad
>>70162070
Man, when did Jemma become such a xenophobe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzp5oVmRa6E
Here's a sneak peek if you haven't seen it yet, in which Sif BTFO a guy in portugal.
Upcoming Eps:
(March 17th) "One of Us"
>Cal seeks revenge on Coulson by assembling a team of Super Villains to destroy S.H.I.E.L.D. Meanwhile, May calls on renowned Dr. Andrew Garner (Blair Underwood), her charismatic ex-husband, with a crisis that threatens to tear the team apart.
(March 24th) "Love in the Time of Hydra"
>Coulson and his team are still reeling from a shocking revelation that leaves the team fractured as they must decide what to do with one of their own. Meanwhile, Bobbi and Mack reveal their true allegiance to Hunter, while elsewhere, Ward and Agent 33 embark on a personal mission
(March 31st) "One Door Closes"
>>70162070
First for OTP
>>70162347
oh god I could see them doing this and it not ending well for either of the characters
>>70162201
>Man, when did Jemma become such a xenophobe?
When the plot demanded it.
>>70162070
what the FUCK is this stream???
OP!!!
>>70162653
ABC cancelled the sitcoms that used to air before AoS, and put this ridiculous thing on in their place.
>>70162201
When she became worst girl.
>>70162255
THUN DER BOLTS THUN DER BOLTS
>>70162255
>Hyde and Super Villains next week
HYPE
>Best Ward comes back two weeks from now.
DOUBLE HYPE
TOP KEK
IT WAS A TV SHOW THE WHOLE TIEM
Happening now suckahs
>>70163366
get your buttholes ready cock suckers
MY NAME IS AGENT OF SHIELD
>>70162415
inb4 Fitz is rewarded for his loyalty to the Inhumans by the royal family busting out an Inhuman to heal his brain damage
Why did Fitz become so based?
It's called S'mores, foreigner.
The most miserable time of the week has arrived
>Sif already wearing plain clothes
What the fuck is this?
Did Sif fuck Namor?
What, Sif has amnesia now?
FIVE YEARS
>Sif in tight pants
bueno
>>70162070
Fucking midgardian rape culture.
>>70163450
got raped
>ROY FLIP
>Mulan and annoying bitch sparring
Hawt
>daisy winning against may
your kava. give them to me. now.
Fuck Thor for picking that Jewess over Sif
>tfw I can't do talkback because I pause the first 20 minutes so I can skip commercials
I'm not really sure if it's worth it
>Sweaty panting
>Two women
>"I don't want to hurt you."
I'm enjoying this.
>>70163494
It's not
>>70163488
what a whore
>>70163509
>May tells Fitz to fuck off
plz no bully Fitz
>>70163457
he's a gentleman to his conquests, he'd treat em right even after the deed was done
MOCKINGTITS
Should Be Luke Cage is finally going into the field? Finally, something interesting.
>"You're a beast."
Is anyone else detecting a bit of sexual subtext with Coulson and Mac?
>They finally realized he's a giganigga
I still can't believe May is 50
>Smart Portugal Cop
the fuck is this?
So he all but called him a big guy
>Son of Coul
>we can't afford thor or any good heroes
>keep getting stuck with sif
>Using promotional images as file photos
Thank you, Social Media.
>Nobody shouted "WORLDSTAR"
immersion ruined.
>I'm sure a clue will turn up somewhere.
>Twitter!
>>70163705Flash did it
>>70163658
Asian chicks age like wine until about 60, then they age like grapes.
Tanarus?
OH FUCK FROST GIANT?
>finally a warehouse 13 crossover episode
>>70163755
Kree
FROSTY
purple man?
I wonder what artifact that is
>>70163787
Thought it was Blue Man or is it both?
>>70163658
>>70163748
>>70163744It's okay if DC does it
>>70163796
I hope so, but I doubt it.
>>70163799
A Universal Weapon, I'd venture.
>>70163744
It was annoying there too.
>>70163799
Plot Mallet.
If Guardians hadn't happened I would have thought Ronan, what with his hammer.
>>70163748
Chick?But I thought Ping was a guy...
>>70163842
>plot mallet
We need Doop now more than ever.
>>70162070
This worth a shit?
>>70163897
SJW shit, literally.
>>70163897
supposedly it's amazing
>KILL THIS NIGGA PLEASE
Simmons calm down.
>>70163897
>Emmy Bait: The Series
Hell no.
inb4 Nazimmons does an autopsy on Mr. Kree
Damn, Simmons! When did you get soJemma-cidal?
>>70163897
>Muh Ferguson: the TV show
MUTIES GETTING BTFO
only 5 more shows
EVIL SIMMONS
V
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>Thor still gets her wet
>Reminding her of Thor gets her wet
well atleast that remains a universal truth
AoS confirms what the Thor movies refuse to
>gets wet at the sound of Thor's name
>>70163989
shocking..
>Even with amnesia, Sif still wants the Mjolnir.
Luminol!
>Thor
I'm looking forward to Thor/Sif pairing after Natalie Portman drops out.
>>70163989
Thor gets heterosexual guys going.
>>70163411
The cure is Karnak punching Fitz in the head until he finds the weakness in his brain damage.
Haven't been watching this show for a while so I'll watch this one for Sif.
>liquid nitrogen
Frost Giant confirmed
>I am sometimes dangerous.
We Kree now
>>70164031
This is also true.Specimen.
Frost Giants have containment suits?
LMAO MOCKINBIRD
Reverse-Firestorm confirmed
Someone tell Avalanche to control her shit.
>>70164132
they rivaled Asgardians technologically until Odin razed their civilization
ok, that gun thing was kind of cool.
Stop stealin my moves nerd!
>>70164152
She's Quake.
>>70164195
Is that Apocalypse before social justice warriors made him a black guy?
>>70164152
Quake*
Runt Frost Giant
>>70164224
You were all kinds of stupid with that post.
>>70164205
Wait, she isn’t Rumble?! Does that mean we won’t be getting Soundwave?!
>>70164224
Isn't he already Hispanic or something?
>>70164224
I hope that's a joke and that you're not THAT casual.
>>70164224
.....no that's Avalanche, christ read some of the older posts
Ugh. Just so I'm not retarded. Dude is an Ice Giant right?
also. Holy Fuck Sky, get it together. You're sucking as before and after powers,
>Frost Manlet
>>70164195
Oh please, we all know you'd love to move the earth with her.
Kree.
>>70164224
I am as far beyond racial slurs as you are beyond childish insults
>lame ass Kree
>not a Frost Giant
Lesbians!
>>70164269
No, Kree.
Confirmed, guess loki will be the only small frost giant.
Also would be neat for AoS cameo around the time for Thor 3.
How long are they going to keep yanking us with this Mockingbird/Mac mystery? It's getting old.
>>70164354
Rest of the Season naturally.
Confirmed NOT Hydra.
>Takes their side
That makes the Maria Hill angle less likely, I guess.
NOT HYDRA
>>70164354
Probably one or two episodes before the finale, because the writers are assholes.
>>70164354
Until Marvel is ready to reveal SWORD, which they are.
>>70164354
>Bobbi "BBC" Morrison
>Cuck Hunter
>Mac cumming on Bobbi while she's using the toilet.
Degenerate/
>>70164382
Probably Fury
>>70164354
I can put up with it for 4 more episodes, 7 if they give some more info within the next 3.
in before simmons takes her blood
Scared of that Simmons check up
Probably Counter Terrorism Thingy that Mockingbird had in Hawkeye and Mockingbird.
![1425438599934[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mq19Xij.jpg "1425438599934[1].jpg")
Needs more Punisher.
Hydra is eliminated, which means they are SWORD, a reborn Leviathan, or military.
"Pull the trigger on this thing"
???
>>70164410
More like Stark
He'll already be partially evil come age of ultron.
>"You will not stop me" says man who was stopped
The Son of Coul can really deliver a line sometimes.
>Wanna bet?
I love moments like that.
WAKE ME UP
>>70164493
>You wanna bet? You get the net!
>That Daredevil trailer.
>>70164475
what about HAMMER?
Daredevil looks good.
>>70164513
dubs get
(can't wake up)
>there will never be a good Wilson fisk outside of the amazing spiderman cartoon
this shit sucks
>>70164475
World Counter Terrorism Agency. Mockingbird started that in the comics once.
>>70164475
Hydra isn't eliminated at all, they just had their heads cut off, but cut of the head and two more will take it's place
>>70164512
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>70164410
Would make sense, since Fury will return in Age of Ultron.
>The Devil Wears Dalmations
The fuck kind of threat is Cruela Devile?
>>70164554
CAN'T WAKE UP
Did he say Mentok?
>>70164512
>>70164554
CAN'T WAKE UP!
How the fuck are they supposed to be able to tell what it does?
A Truncheon? Is that what it's called?
>>70164570
she's a witch in OUAT universe, she can mind control animals and probably people
Nuntak?
>>70164578
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>70164570
She's rich as fuck
>>70164608
SAAAAAAVE MEEE
>>70164545
I meant for the shadowy agency they work for.
>>70164615
way to ruin the thing
>>70164595
Looks like a meat tenderizer with a long handle
Brit ward is the type of person who posts on /r9k/ when a girl doesnt fuck him after he holds open a door.
I wonder how Jaimie Alexander feels when she's barely in the Marvel universe. It's going to be how long until Thor 3? She shoulda been Wonder Woman.
Haley Atwell really lucked out by getting her own show.
>>70164615
CALL MY NAME AND SAAAAVE MEEEE FROM THE DARK
DAT BACKFLIP!
Friend of the SHIELD
>Kree Skrull War reference
Attlian
You know if Marvel had fewer secret agencies trying to kill each other while on the same side they might not be so screwed up.
GAS THE KREES
RACE WAR NOW
>Abominations
Ah, so that's the angle they're playing.
>The crate is empty
Well that was obvious.
NEXT EPISODE GET HYPED
>>70164731
Why always with the gassing?
I love how they're scared of her now.
>Way to avoid suspicion Fitz.
>>70164758
Taint of /pol/.
>>70164475
Them being SWORD would be satisfying.
>>70164756
He's not showing up. And I wouldn't want him to show up here anyway.
>>70164756
Not until 2019. They aren't gonna force people to watch this show to get that film.
Jesus Daisy
Get your shit together.
They know.
>Being this scared of Avalanche
Haha. She farted.
Poots indeed.
>>70164597
You have got to be shitting on me
IT WAS ME COULSON
IT WAS ALL ME!
Well I'm glad they didn't drag this out for too long
>>70164814
>>70164819
maybe he can get a short cameo
It's not like he would need a speaking part.
>>70164731
Someone say Race War?
Colson being dad again.
Does she always have to break things in slow motion?
>Skye vs a Kree, an Asgardian, and SHIELD after the break
I'm tired of the gay slow motion glass breaking.
>>70164852
I mind controlled Avanlanche recently solo'd The Avengers, he's just a retard with his powers in general
>>70164852
Is calling Quake Avalanche a meme now?
>>70164880
SHAKE ME UP~
>>70164878
>Implying Mom and Dad would side with the aliens.
>>70164880
What happens if Skye gets the D. Is she like a rumble pack?
>>70164880
I know it's really sad that shows on the CW have better special effects and the better writers and people in charge of the shows
>>70164883
>now
>>70164923
would probably feel amazing for the guy, she's immune to her own powers
so, is skye her own personal massager?
>>70164923
>>70164883
It's an ongoing joke.
And Marvel beating FOX to the punch on all the similar storylines for the X-Men.
>skye has powers
What an earthshattering revelation
>>70164883
>>70164923
Is that what those are for? Jesus, I bought one for my nephew!
>>70164756
>>People actually expect the main Inhumans to show up.
Just...how?
>>70164944
>would probably feel amazing for the guy, she's immune to her own powers
Yeah, but HE isn't so she'd feel his vibrations.
>>70164880
You wouldn't be complaining if it were hetero slow motion glass breaking
>>70164937
To be fair, AoS probably blew their CGI wad on Terragenesis.
>>70164968
>And Marvel beating FOX to the punch on all the similar storylines for the X-Men.
Pretty sure the X-Men movies did these already
>>70164923
I kind of wish someone would shoop sky head on Shake it, Bake it. Dance from Titan.
>>70164867
Again, not happening. Any character who appears in this show probably won't be in the fllms.
>>70163892
>ywn see doop in the mcu
Simmons is literally going to kill them all.
Skye, you are not a weapon. You are who you choose to be!
>>70164978
Good ol space mexican standoff
GIGA NIGGA VS KREE
why doesn't sky just challenge them to a dance off.
>Sky Giving Birth
OH BABY!
>they remembered the Hydra Gun
good
>Killed herself
HOORAY!
>>70165090
He used it on fakelok
>>70165117
With a lethal shot to the arm?
>>70165006
On tv I meant
>>70165117
was a tranq gun son
Anyone know what episode Ward comes back in?
Though not a frost giant, it was kind of cool to see a Kree outside of Ronin and that one asshole talking with Nova Prime in GoTG.
>i'll take him home
>he won't remember anything
yes, the planet that invented mind erasing won't be able to restore his memory
Asgard ladies and gentlemen
>>70165208
But MCU Kree are suppose to be Blue.
>>70165216
I just thought she lied about taking him home.
He will be locked up next to loki driving him crazy with questions
>>70165247
Loki is posing as Odin atm.
Goddamnit Mac
How is it that Fitz is spilling his spaghetti AND being the most reasonable person right now?
>FitzXSimmons is sunk.
>Tits and Not Cage.
Telling them secrets are bad.
>>70165272
There are so many movies I forgot all about that plotline
What do you think Simmons smells like?
>>70165272
So Loki ordered Sif after teh Kree
>>70165247
>>70165272
lies, Loki died a hero protecting his brother
>>70165284
you know the loudest people are usually hypocrites
http://www.ranker.com/list/top-10-anti-gay-activists-caught-being-gay/joanne
>>70165319
biology
>>70165090
>>70165122
Isn't it called Coulson's Revenge now?
>>70164521
>what about HAMMER?
HAMMER was a SHIELD strike team division in MCU already. You see it in Season 1 at the HUB.
>>70165319
Like shit right now.
NICK FURY!!!
>>70165319
science
>>70165319
Zyklon B
Nick Fury with the Quicksilver card
>>70162070
So, Marvel's dedicated to the whole Inhumans business.
Kamala on AoS when?
>>70165319Fishand Chips
>>70165242
They ARE. They explained that Kree of the Week was "disguised" in order to save special effects money.
>>70165325
oh shit that'd be true.
>Loki hates the Kree
they're like the black people of the universe
>>70165344
>>70165020
I like that you're saying that in a discussion of an episode with Sif.
