ITT: We take a page from the 1980s, and pitch a Saturday Morning Cartoon version of an R-Rated movie franchise
>Literally just Scooby-Doo
>>83918520
A 1950 show about a single mom, who is actually a horrible mother but it seem natural to the kid.
Rugrats meets Golan with no Golan.
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>His family is imprisoned for a crime they didn't commit, framed by the evil crime gang SCUM, with their mohawk headed leader BOSS SCUM, along with his recurring henchmen, Ratzo and Shades
>he visits once an episode, whatever they talk about ends up being sort of pertinent to the overall plot.
>he uses a special laser gun and kung fu skills he learned back in the day
>he also gets help from a quirky hacker nerd kid and a brother sister pair of mega-chads.
>The sister has an iguana or something.
>Zone does a flash video of her getting fucked by Charles Bronson.
It's like Jem, but with dancing instead of being in a band.
Just do what the Beetlejuice cartoon did and make Pazuzu the little girl's whacky ghost/demon friend that possesses her for funsies instead of being an antagonist.
Just funny antics of the Sawyer family. No mention of cannibalism unless it can be pulled as humorous and kid-friendly, and never specifying what's Leatherface's masks made of.
Shit, the more I think about it, the more it sounds like Addams Family ripoff.
>>83921428
There's a group of evil, demon-hunting priests that are now the villains and want to steal Pazuzu from Regan and ruin their fun. They're basically Crocker from Fairly OddParents. But its okay because Regan and Pazuzu beat them every week with the power of love and friendship.
Three siblings regularly enter a fun dimension full of ghost buddies through a portal in their tv, but they have to hide the fact that their house is haunted from their parents.
Big Lebowski's playhouse. He goes on adventures to get his rug back from the Nihilist Marmot that keeps stealing it. Every episode there is a segment where he finds his power drink and then teaches kids how to dance.
Sometimes, a kid from the audience (always named Donnie) is asked to play some game against a puppet named Smokey, but given no directions on how to do it, and when the kid tries to figure out what he's supposed to do John Goodman yells at him, but Sonny always ends up cheating so the kid wins.
>>83921428
I'd watch it.
Cujo is a friendly and easy going old Saint Bernard that was bitten by a radioactive bat and now has the power to hulk out and transform into a giant super strong monster dog. He frequently uses his power to keep his master, a young boy named Tad, out of trouble and to save the him from danger.
This movie is just asking to be an 80s cartoon. Immortan Joe would be a classic Skeletor type villain. Every week he has a new plan, or some new monster war boy, to defeat Max and Furiosa and stop the slave rebellion.
>>83921728
Man, I need to rewatch Big Lebowski.
Bill is the shadowy head of a Cobra like crime syndicate. The Snake Squad are his minibosses. O-Ren is basically storm shadow, the 88s are her robot henchmen who are the recurring disposable mooks and only thing that actually gets diced up. Budd is the fat comic relief villain who doesn't really care about his job. Vivica a Fox does...something. Elle Driver is basically Shego. Beatrix is just a single mom, they never mention BB is bills daughter. Pai Mei is basically Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures. Only robots die or get cut up.
>>83922534
I would watch the FUCK out of this., not even lying.
>>83918520
Rubik the amazing cube.
>>83918520
Following the Warren family around as they take care of mysterious ghost hauntings. Sometimes fake and sometimes real.
>>83923646
I can dig it
