We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while.
>>7761041
>We haven't had a cooking cringe thread in a while.
>Let's re-post old content that we've seen a hundred times before.
>>7761041
some fresh OC
>>7761048
:^)
>>7761041
That is one weird way of baking a 'go 'za
>>7761052
Oh my good fuck. What the hell is this monstrosity
>family vacation to Disney world
>eat dinner at Mexican place
>uncle orders chicken nuggets and fries
>they don't sell them
>he gets irrate
>server walks across the street to buy frozen nuggets and fries
>they cook them
>he demands ketchup
>they don't have it
>server walks across street to grocery store for ketchup
>uncle complains his food took forever and is cold now
>"let me talk to your manager, BOY"
>entire meal is comped
>the fajitas were actually great
>fuck mickey mouse
>>7761056
FUCKING STOP
>>7761059
Aunt Myrna's Cheese Dessert or something.
If you guys don't have obese parents then you don't understand real humiliation in eatery establishments
>Father is 340lbs
>Mother is 260lbs but much shorter
>Once a month they force me to go out and eat with them
>They always try to be cute
>They are proud of their obesity
>They have 'props' they bring with them to every restaurant
>For example, they find the restaurants menu online then write it down on a huge piece of card and pull it out at the restaurant and start saying ''big menu for big people!'' and laughing while everyone else is silent
>at the end of the meal my dad always squats and rips his pants causing change to fall out because he hides it there then says ''we tip with a rip!''
>they always laugh at me for ordering normal portions
LITERALLY humiliates me every time and they don't care.
>>7761087
I fucking love the wifey material stuff.
>this thread
>>7761097
>>7761041
one of my favorite blogs had a food cringe marathon a while back so i have some crispy fresh stories
>>7761114
>go to red lobster ( not my fault my mother liked it)
>guy in late 40s comes in with Ranma 1/2 shirt on that is two sizes too small
>no way he knows what that shirt is, someone must have bought it for him or he got it on donation
>he sits down and orders his meal
>a few minutes later they bring out some seafood linguini
>nigga pulls out a pair of chopsticks from his pocket and starts eating
Fucking old weeb.
a /fit/ classic
MORE CRISPY CONTENT
>>7761131
>>7761133
do you know how to keep your man /ck/?
last time i posted this a lot of people actually defended it. is it actually a thing or is it just a ruse
i'm just dumping my food cringe folder at this point
also i don't know what the fuck this is
i'm starting to run out now so
>>7761139
It's a fictional dish from some meme television show.
>>7761148
this is the last thing i'm going to post for now
gg no re
Macaroni and fuck it
>>7761138
Is her man fucking 12?
>>7761097
That has to be a joke
>>7761141
Its like someone tried to make macaroni & cheese but got the recipe from a guy who doesn't speak english
>>7761141
That's obviously macaroni and cheese
This is my favorite picture that gets posted in these threads.
>>7761176
Probably a school lunch.
>>7761139
>not enjoying milksteak
>>7761072
dat pasta
>>7761041
>decide to enjoy a nice 4chan thread while i have my breakfast meal
>see all the disgusting shit on here
>nearly make fresh oc all over my plate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhBO92_DB7I
MRE collectors/snobs seem very autistic
>>7761303
Military fantasies, it's like they're all 15. What a Cringeworthy faggots.
>>7761148
Nutella with pretzels doesn't sound that bad.
>>7761072
Hi Jack Jr.
>>7761103
This is the sort of dinner my mom used to cook when I was a kid. Utter trash tier bullshit but goddamnit I miss her.
>>7761103
I would eat that
Is this the Jack thread?
>>7761097
>vegan
>chicken
Wut
>>7761148
Nutella tastes like chocolate right?
Chocolate with chips and pretzels sounds fine. Presuming chips means chips and not limp french fries.
>>7761097
>#vegan
>chicken, cheese
>#paleo
>cheese, bunch of processed bullshit
>#raw
>literally everything is cooked, no vegetables in sight
What. Just what.
>>7761097
>formaggio al kraft
>>7761072
what the fuck is happening in that webm??
>>7761059
Aunt Myrna needs to be killed with fire
>>7761534
Is the lemon cut in any way ?
>>7761594
cum
>>7761139
Milk steak with a side of jelly beans over hard
>>7761619
senpai what the fuck is that
>>7761041
>milk
>>7761610
That's what I thought but at times it looks like she is about to hurl so wasn't sure if it was something /ck/ related.
>>7761629
Pork vaginas in a rich vegetable and pork gravy.
>>7761631
>she
>Go out to eat
>order steak and chips
>plate comes, it's a burger and chips
>don't want to make a fuss
>eat the burger and chips
>half way through eating waiter comes back and is shocked, says he gave me the wrong meal
>asks why i never told him the steak was mine that he held in his other hand
>say sorry
>spot the person who wanted the burger on the other side of the room
>cut the parts i bit of the burger off
>take it over to them whilst they are eating my steak
>offer them the burger and offer to pay for the expensive steak i ordered
>i leave it on their table and return to mine
>i sit awkwardly for the next 30 minutes
>waiter asks if i want my bill
>charges me for the steak anyway
>as i leave all the staff are staring at me and giggling to themselves
>i turn and laugh along with them and say "it was good pranking you all!"
>i ran out to my car and never returned
>>7761649
>Mmm, look how juicy that is! Isn't it perfect? Huhhh?
>>7761139
It's a milk steak, nothing wrong with it except it looks like they left in the licorice jelly beans. I don't have anything against licorice, just not with milk steak.
>>7761639
What the fuck is this?
>>7761632
Really though, what is that.
>>7761656
.... what
>>7761623
Is that american cheese or something? I prefer velveeta myself.
>>7761680
>lobster next to baked beans
>>7761656
Ostrich?
>>7761683
>>7761691
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>>7761691
Let's get back on track
>>7761487
Chocolate coated pretzels are the bomb so it would probably work
>>7761619
Why is there a vagina in that gravy?
>>7761733
Looking at pictures of internment camps and plate of deviled eggs make me feel the same level of sadness.
am i the only one who cringes at all the pinterest food
>>7761639
Is that horse meat & melted wine gums?
>>7761763
aaAAAH
>>7761041
>so much fat
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>7761691
It's like if Golem put on a red t-shirt.
Could somebody shop that?
>>7761777
>>7761052
how is 'fat ppl know what tastes good' a meme again?
doesn't look to bad. fuck your olives though.
>>7761784
>doesn't look to bad
Americans will defend this.
>>7761783
That looks pretty tasty
>>7761797
What exactly am I looking at?
>>7761087
looks like a dirty toilet bowl with floaters. pbly how itll look coming out too
>>7761103
absolutely meh tier.
>>7761806
look like cabbage soup.
>>7761052
WA
FUCKING
LA
>>7761763
wow,that looks like shit,slice the dogs and put cheese in them, and toast a bun. maybe wrangle up some chilli.
>>7761835
Is Ja/ck/ a living (for now) meme?
>>7761052
This isn't cringe.
This is horror.
>>7761160
I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Thank you.
>>7761153
Man I've had desperate moments when I threw whatever condiments with some cheese in a tortilla because that's all I had in my fridge. What would possess someone to put it on social media as if it were impressive?
>>7761935
What the fuck is that purple shit?
Does anyone know if Ja/ck/ has a video of him cooking a Chicago Style Pizza?
I hate both memes (Jack and Go' Za'),....but hopefully together they could make a double memative (like a double negative)
If there isn't one, we should request one on his jewtube
>>7761912
I'm not a fan of h'ors d'eourves at all. So much work for so little food.
>>7761103
I really really like those 3 things together.
>>7761594
>>7761610
>>7761631
>>7761637
underrated sequence
>>7761041
I was already disgusted by the first sauce dump
>makes it in huge ass bin just to put it in smaller pan
WHY
>>7761131
>I also use lowfat mayo
>>7761783
I'd try it.
>>7761175
This is easily the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
>>7761153
>purple
what the fuck is that purple shit?
>>7761943
He hasn't done any chicago style pizzas because he is "Italian". He did make this though which is pretty thick and shitty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxsGSVXJTY8
>>7762002
What the fuck
>>7761131
>low fat mayo
>and a diet coke please
>>7761041
Mexican meatloaf, lol
test
>>7762210
What a shitty trip.
>>7761986
rödbetssallad I think
>>7762283
What in the fuck is that
>>7762311
It's a collage of jack images.
>>7762283
Source on the raw chicken?
>>7761153
>>7761627
>>7761616
>>7761763
Ah, classic finnish food pics right there
>>7762348
cormac cooking bags video.
>>7761052
this cant be real....this is fucking gross
>>7761041
When I was around 7 I had this phase where I would only eat the colored ketchup, but never the normal red ketchup. One night, I asked my Dad if we could buy all 3 and make a "ketchup sandwich." He said yes, probably because he knew once I tried it I would never eat the fucking colored ketchup again. So we got the yellow, green, and purple ketchup, went home and made this disgusting pile of ketchup on 2 slices of bread.
I took one bite, and vomited the ENTIRE night. My dad was fucking pissed.
>>7762283
>just a little salsa
>>7761175
Never post here again you Sub-Human.
>>7762369
ur nan's gross
>>7761139
source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tUX4tQ6m7U
>>7762392
It's actually not uncommon for children to only want to eat foods of a certain color
At least you learned.
>>7761521
i do not comprehend what i am seeing here
>>7761103
I own those exact plates.
>>7762441
You know how heat kills bacteria? Well, "calories" are vicious little bacteria that attack your central nervous system. Your central nervous system fights back and throws your body into red alert, which is why you always feel a burst of energy after you eat anything containing calories. As the calories die, their bodies jellify and form fat deposits on the body. Boiling foods is a good way to kill all of the calorie bacteria in it.
>>7762420
>It's actually not uncommon for autistic children to only want to eat foods of a certain color
fixed that for ya.
>>7762455
sou ka
>>7761131
>cuts stick of butter into ten pieces
>only uses three of them
>>7761139
>not brushing your teeth while you eat
i save so much time doing this
>>7762477
if hes gonna use the same portion size later it makes sense, right?
>>7762494
That's like when you want to buy hot dogs but the hot dogs only come in packs of 8 and buns only come in packs of ten.
>>7761072
What is that webm even from
>>7761649
Bluefags will defend this
>American eating
>>7761150
>"some meme television show"
kill yourself
>>7762525
Americans don't use forks.
They just stuff their food into buns.
>>7762534
You first, dumbass.
>>7762536
>>7761691
>Shepard.
>>7761946
That's the point. It's extravagance.
>>7762584
>it's like, ironically shit tho
>>7762455
>>7762588
Only the cheap ones, which is also the origin of all of those god-awful 50s aspics made with jell-o.
>>7761946
Fat fuck.
>>7762574
Southern Fried Pizza!
>>7762593
>50s aspics
Oh fugg. I just googled those.
>>7762608
i'm so sorry
>>7761072
>LITERALLY humiliates
oh fuck off with your literally
>>7762608
lol fuggg
>>7761072
S...sauce on the webm?
>>7761778
I'll be honest, that doesn't actually look that bad.
Are we doing Brazilian Pizzas?
>>7761754
>thyself
just fucking end my life
>>7761594
It's a tranny jerking off. He just zoomed in on the face.
Frequenters of /b would know this webm all too well.
>>7761754
>someone behind me got serviced before me
That would piss me of too.
>>7762746
Fuck off. If you take longer to eat then you're going to get your check later.
>>7761072
I love this pasta
>>7762746
Would you also just assume it's because of muh racism?
>>7761103
now that's some fucking gutter ass stoner food right there
>>7762812
You're retarded, lad.
>>7761106
Fuck you mean 'white people'?
>>7762574
How well does this work with 'go pizza?
>>7761685
I GUARANTEE this person was able to buy that lobster tail on EBT. No other fucking way.
>It's another samefag reposting jack thread
>It's the exact same samefag responses of people apparently freaking out for the first time, every time
>HOW could he mix ALL THOSE THINGS TOGETHER
Fuck off
>>7762969
There's always new people to the board.
>>7762970
Not that many new people, you fucking idiot. It's just /ck/.
>>7761835
Fuck. He dresses like a 12 year old
>>7762969
This is true paranoid autism.
>>7761733
back to the strat with the lightning strap
Guys I don't get the za meme can you spoonfeed a summerfag
>>7763039
It's Chicago Pizza except retardified. 'go 'za.
>>7761912
>turkey
>monte cristo
Fucking pick one
>>7763042
I'll take the turkey. Pleb.
>>7761763
is that a dead rat on the hot dogs?
>>7761041
It's the laziest enchilada casserole ever.
>>7761106
This is what vomit s made of.
>>7763058
I can't tell which is the steak and which is the muffin.
>>7761605
Lemon? Are you serious?
>>7762311
hownew.ru
>>7762962
I watched 3 jungle monkeys buy $125 of pork and corn for a memorial day cook out and pay for $107 of it with EBT. I have never been so sad to pay taxes.
>>7761175
The BLT is named Rubyn. Hehehehe.
>>7762392
>colored ketchup
jesus fucking fuck why...
>>7761137
Actually a bomb side dish, but definitely southern
>>7763233
It's pretty funny, honestly. I remember advertisements pushing that shit hard.
And I understand coloring things to make it appealing, but I can't think of a single kid I knew that didn't love ketchup. What's the point?
>>7761059
PARTY CHEESE SALAD
>>7763239
I am from the south and have never seen this but pears and mozzarella is a legitimate hour de oeuvre, especially with a light balsamic drizzle. Mayo =/= balsamic.
>>7763233
Because they thought it would sell well. Spoiler: It didn't.
>>7761052
That look on his face when he takes a bite at the end gets me every time.
>>7763251
Im from mississippi and my grandmother makes them every now and then. I've never seen any evidence of them being made elsewhere I don't think until this thread. Its a good tasting combo though, I enjoy it.
>>7761103
Would eat that honestly. Ham and baked beans is fucking awesome.
>>7761675
PORK VAGINAS IN A RICH VEGETABLE AND PORK GRAVY
>>7761063
uncle is /r9k/ as fuck
>>7761082
is that the son he was gloating about almost murdering?
>>7761103
it was at this moment I realized i grew up white trash
>>7761793
I don't get it. How can you eat this? Those centipedes are extremely poisonous.
Does cooking them somehow remove the poison? Genuinely curious
>>7763493
Don't you mean venomous? While I assume they are defanged, heat of cooking + stomach acids actually break down the proteins that made up the venom.
>>7761770
Yeah, the salad probably has a lot in it too.
>>7761103
I see nothing wrong with this
>>7761139
shit son ya got some Milk-Steak there? Mmmm nom nom nom hella tight yo
>>7763577
>that dorito scissoring
Always
>>7763577
I have absolutely no clue what the fuck I just watched.
>>7761656
Looks like a fucking IED casualty.
Post more jack please
>>7762546
>tfw North Carolinian
The fuck is that?
>>7763577
Just...fuck everything
>>7763577
Just when you think "too much sauce" she just piles on more.
>>7761141
Thats a pathetic attempt at cheese fries.
>>7763619
Bacon wrapped chicken is a thing.
>>7763643
Yeah but it's not like random legs.
>>7763643
How's this one then
From the same profile
>>7761783
im sure its similar to eel
>>7763577
the part that gets me is all the utensils she uses and shit
>>7761659
>if the juice runs clear, then have no fear
>>7763601
If.. that's what you want
>>7763239
Southern guy, never heard of this shit. Although, my mom makes a pineapple and cheddar casserole every Thanksgiving. Shit had crushed Ritz crackers as a crust. Sweet and savory side dish or desert. Post-Depression tier recipe, but surprisingly dank.
