Hey /ck/! Ive got a job Interview in one week to be a state meat inspector. Any tips/suggestions on how to land the job?
My background:
>Food science degree that I've never used
>10 years as a chef
I've been wanting this job since I was 20 but I've been out of college for 5 years already. Should I lie? Should i wear lots of jewelery?
reassure them multiple time that you have not every stuck your penis in a piece of steak and that you absolutely have no intentions of doing so
>>7597614
has that...been a problem in the past...!?
>>7597655
Yes.
>>7597614
It's a shame becasue the penis is the best barometer for meat quaility.
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55bKsOm7Svg
If it's your dream job then I would lie. I lied to the teeth to land a programmer job, by saying I worked at several startups that never existed lel
>>7597614
I chuckled
>>7598271
Few people realize the great power of lying.
I tell people I graduated college all the time! No one checks that shit.
>>7597611
I have 7.2 inches of meat for you to inspect right here
*unzips dick*
