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Hey /ck/! Ive got a job Interview in one week to be a state meat inspector. Any tips/suggestions


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Hey /ck/! Ive got a job Interview in one week to be a state meat inspector. Any tips/suggestions on how to land the job?

My background:
>Food science degree that I've never used
>10 years as a chef

I've been wanting this job since I was 20 but I've been out of college for 5 years already. Should I lie? Should i wear lots of jewelery?
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reassure them multiple time that you have not every stuck your penis in a piece of steak and that you absolutely have no intentions of doing so
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>>7597614
has that...been a problem in the past...!?
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>>7597655
Yes.
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>>7597614
It's a shame becasue the penis is the best barometer for meat quaility.
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bump
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55bKsOm7Svg
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If it's your dream job then I would lie. I lied to the teeth to land a programmer job, by saying I worked at several startups that never existed lel
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>>7597614
I chuckled
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>>7598271
Few people realize the great power of lying.

I tell people I graduated college all the time! No one checks that shit.
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>>7597611
I have 7.2 inches of meat for you to inspect right here

*unzips dick*
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