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How do I activate my almonds?


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How do I activate my almonds?
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>>7503510
you need a crane.
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>>7503510
See >>7503519
And also you have shout as loud as you can
>ALMONDS POWER ACTIVATED

Enjoy your delicious almonds OP, thank me later
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>>7503510
Hide them under your matress overnight.
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Turn on the activation switch duh
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>>7503510
very carefully
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soak them in lightly salted water in the fridge overnight, then dry them thoroughly in a dehydrator or a warm oven/hot sun for several hours.

This breaks down some of the enzymes in nuts and makes them easier to digest. there isa noticeable difference in texture and taste as well.

It only applies to raw nuts, however- if you are eating roasted, shelled and salted nuts from a can, the roasting process has the same effect as the brining does, so you don't need to worry about it.
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You have to put them in salt water under a the light of a full moon
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Don't do this>>7504863

It makes arsenic gas
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>>7504870

this is not true, it's a traditional method of preparing and storing nuts, just like roasting. There's nothing wrong with it, and it's certainly far preferable to eating raw nuts either way.
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Place them in the magnetic field of your homemade coconut for at least 24 hours.
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soak in lemon juice overnight, then straight up the ass in the morning first thing
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>>7504870
Lol, arse gas.
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