What kind of name is J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
What the fuck is a Lopez-Alt?
Alternate Lopez.
Mexican sock puppet?
>Father's last name Lopez
>Mother's maiden last name Alt
>Child's name is Lopez-Alt with official name passed on to future children being Lopez
Latinos...
In many cultures, surnames are derived from various parts of the person's life, such as getting married, or having parents of a certain name.
If you had ever been outside your slave state, you'd understand this, but I realize hillbillies get really confused when a person doesn't fall neatly into the white/black dichotomy they grew up in.
>duelingbanjos.mp3
>>7376405
Neither of those sound like oriental surnames, so why the fuck is his name Kenji
>>7376409
When boy put pee-pee in girl, babby come out.
Emphasis on girl, not farm animal, male family member, or visiting urbanites on an inflatable raft.
Understand, cleetus?
>>7376419
That didn't answer my question at all, but thank you for the failed attempt at humor, Carlos Mencia.
>>7376426
I have no idea who that is. Sorry I don't keep up with the latest TV programs, cleetus.
>>7376430
>latest
Spotted the underage :^)
>>7376409
>oriental
How old are you?
>>7376433
I haven't watched TV since the late 1990s, when I was in my 20s.
Asian-White parent with last name Alt
Hispanic parent with last name Lopez
or something
>>7376323
Please tell me the J. stands for Jebediah
>>7376443
Alt is a stupid last name
>>7376447
It means old in German
>>7376445
Jaekwon
>>7376436
He doesn't need to be old he just needs to come from some hick town where nobody has passports
>>7376323
The cousin of Lopez-Ctrl
