If I'm American and eat french fries with mayonnaise instead of ketchup, does that make me a hipster wanna be meme eater?
>>7319043
You are a piece of shit faggot either way so who cares
it makes you one with the mayo senpai
>>7319043
yes
Here in Germany fries are most common with mayo.
>>7319054
Yeah, we know from Pulp Fiction. You drown 'em in that shit.
>>7319043
It makes you Belgian, and everybody hates those guys
>>7319043
Welcome to northern europe m8. It's the only real way.
>>7319043
Ketchup is so fucking disgusting.
I have no idea how anyone could eat that shit.
>>7319069
try it before you hate it bra
>>7319043
Naw, that shit tastes good, dawg.
>>7319064
amsterdam is not in germany, bruh
>>7319043
>dipping it into something even more unhealthy.
>>7319043
Ketchup is an insult to good fries. It's way too sweet. Lemon mayo is the only way.
good well composed flavoured mayo has become my favorite thing to eat on fries, love garlic heavy mayo(roasted or raw), also like curry ketchup and mayo together on fries
>>7319088
how very edgy of you
>>7319043
Shit tier mayo is absolutely disgusting with fries. Make a nice aioli for your fries instead.
>>7319043
Try Tartar sauce.
>>7319101
do you even know what that word means?
>>7319043
it makes you even more of a fat shit since mayo is almost entirely fat
>>7319088
>Ketchup is an insult to good fries. It's way too sweet. Lemon mayo is the only way.
Ketchup has been getting sweeter over the years, so almost a sweet and sour dip now.
Only homemade mayo is lemony. I think people who would eww at the mayo+fries have never had fresh and lemony mayo, or maybe sweet mayo. Mexican mayo has lime, which is delicious, so is an olive oil one. Any store version of either is inferior though. Dukes is the only really good american brand, since it doesn't have sugar.
>>7319132
>Implying fat is a bad thing.
>>7319162
only when you are eating grease soaked fries it is
it makes you a fat, nasty ass, stereotypical white person. i seriously doubt you need to worry about being called a 'hipster' for finding new excuses to stuff mayo down your slimy gullet, billy bob
>>7319085
>eating french fries and being concerned about health
I don't think you understand what you're talking about
Tartar sauce or malt vinegar > mayo for fries
>not just mixing ketchup and mayo together
>>7319447
You've mistaken me for some kind of degenerant
>>7319453
your loss
>>7319447
The only correct answer.
>>7319104
>replace meme with another meme
Why don't you mix the mayo with a bit of ketchup and mustard like a true patrician?
>>7320332
that's kind of what I like to do too
I pretty much make thousand island without the relish
My friends love it
I call it my bonafide fry daddy sauce
I put melted cheese sauce on my fries
>>7319043
no. it makes you fat.
I prefer mayo
But I'm not american so whatever
I remember a time when putting mayo on french fries was unheard of. God damn Europeans. Ketchup was literally made for french fries.
>>7319043
I have bad news for you, OP. This is a symptom of a very rare and terrifying curse. Other symptoms include beer snobbery, chocolate craves, penchant for urges of bloodlust towards bureaucrats, and a schitzophrenic urge to fight yourself in three different languages.
You have become a were-Belgian.
Can you tell me where and when you were first bitten by a serial child molester?
>>7319076
I wish it was though
Official /ck/ fry sauce tier list
1. Chili (as in chili con carne, not chili sauce)
2. Aioli
3. Peanut sauce
4. Tzatziki
5. Mayonnaise
6. Ketchup
7. Chili sauce
...
998. "Fry sauce"
999. Quninky sauce
>>7320567
I don't really eat chili much but I agree with the rest, maybe add:
997. Brown sauce
And put gravy somewhere among the top 7.
>>7319043
I hate ketchup and mayo does that make me autistic?
I only eat French Fries by itself like a man. Occasionally I will have fries with Chili Cheese or Chili Con Carne, but that's it.
Literally eat whatever you want with whatever you want, it's going into your body after all.
I eat them with thousand island.
>>7320327
>1810+206
>not making your own mayo from scratch
>not mixing homemade mayo with roasted garlic and lime juice for god-tier dipping sauce
>>7320526
>unheard of
>by me
>in 'murica
>in rural flyover shithole
>>7320682
I've been wanting to try this for a while.
Do you happen to have a good (exact) recipe and/or instructions?
>>7320719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oMV7t1Ynj0
Making mayo is brain-dead easy.
>>7319043
it makes you belgian or french, do you have any euro blood in you by chance?
>>7320744
Thanks mate!
>select all images with french fries
>>7320744
i both hate and love how this guy talks.
>>7320817
There are three types of Chef John viewers:
>those who love the way he talks
>those who hate the way he talks
>a combination of the two above
>>7319064
It was in that movie?
>>7320719
>>7320744
>>7320719
Homemade mayo is tastier if you use only the yolks, but I prefer to use the whole egg:
Ingredients
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard powder (I've used regular yellow mustard too with comparable results)
1/4 teaspoon salt (or adjust to taste)
2 eggs
2 tablespoons white vinegar
2 cups vegetable oil
Directions
In the container of a food processor or blender, combine the mustard powder, salt, eggs and vinegar. Set the food processor on medium speed and gradually drizzle in the oil while it runs. Transfer to a container with a lid and store.
I like to add a bit of garlic powder and lemon juice to my mayo to make it more tangy and savory
>>7319447
Bitch that's golf sauce. I do this all the time
>>7319099
I thought the curry/ketchup/mayo combination was just some crazy (albeit tasty) thing only my girlfriends family did.
>>7319043
I'm more concerned about why someone would eat french fries with a fork. I don't see any chili and/or cheese on those fries. What gives?
>>7321267
no one cares about the gay little names you make up
Are there any other ketchup than Heinz? Particular ones that are not shit?
>>7319875
fucking disgusting.
>>7321431
using hands is unsanitary and is perceived as a bad mannerism at the dinner table.
ciekawe!
>>7319043
Only if you live someplace where where that's far enough from the rigidly enforced norms that your peers would find it threatening.
>not using delicious kens steakhouse ranch
Kill yourself
>>7319043
I'll accept mayo, it's got those extra calories required by the American diet.
The best answer would have been ketchup with black pepper.
>>7320567
>Mayo over Ketchup
>No Barbecue sauce
>No Chocolate Ice Cream
>>7319054
That's why you lost WW2.
>>7319043
That makes you fat.
But all things aside, ketchup isn't good for anything.
>>7319054
>germany
>eating fries while spatzel exists
>>7325829
Schwaben sind echt das letzte mit ihren beknackten scheiss spätzle, als ob das irgendwie was besonderes wäre. Verpisst euch, Deppen.
>>7325858
Something something about spatzel sucking and fuck off idiot. I'm not German but there's a German family I'm close with nearby who owns a deli and makes delicious spatzel.
>>7319043
I've been doing that my whole life
>>7325814
>all things aside, ketchup isn't good for anything
>apart from everything, ketchup isn't good for anything
>>7325865
he was ranting about swabians. probably a retarded northener
>>7319088
>Not dipping your fries in horseradish
P L E B
>>7319067
They make good packet waffles though
>>7328123
they make the best fries too
>>7319043
it's your first step to the patrician choice of fries with coleslaw
>>7319088
imo lemon mayo or aioli desu senpai
>>7320817
he sounds like a text to speech, it's annoying but funny to me.
The best fries are salted and lightly seasoned and do not need a dipping sauce.
>>7319043
naah, but you really should mix ketchup&mayo for the ultimate experience
>>7319043
>fries
they are called chips you stupid dumb fuck yanks, stop corrupting the english language please.
>>7331122
this
>>7331122
Divergence among regional dialects is natural. British variations of English has changed as much as American ones since the 17th century so fuck off with this 'only my specific accent is true and authentic.' It's equally embarrassing when anyone does it, not just Americans.
>>7331171
nah we made the language so we are right, now fuck off you uneducated idiot
>>7331122
/this
No. That makes you my over weight girlfriend.
>>7319076
It's France he's talking about. Fucking casuals.
anyone else plain fries, just salt?
>>7325452
>any ranch except for homemade
or Hidden Valley
I thought y'all niggas had taste?
>>7319043
And if you male a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise?
>>7331314
Then you're Will Ferrel's character on Step Brothers
>>7331278
>chips*
I used to eat my fries that way as a kid because I hated ketchup. Good shit, though now I just eat fries plain. Not sure why I stopped.
>>7325829
Fucking southerners.
