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WHY IS THIS STUFF SO GOOD FUCK DAMN
>>7154391
This thread will archive quickly.
Too many eggnog fags.
Because its so god damn fattening
Anything with lots of calories and fat is tasty
>>7154391
>Drinking condensed milk, cream, and nutmeg
americans everyone
because secretly, it reminds you of sperm
>>7154397
>Anything with lots of calories and fat is tasty
ur mom tastes pretty bad last time I checked (this morning)
>>7154410
it's not condensed milk retard. You're only supposed to drink small cups of it a couple times a year anyways.
>>7154391
That shit is nasty, I got a carton of it a week ago, tried it out with and without bourbon and other shit. It was still nasty,
I threw that in the garbage can. It was worth a try but I just don't like it.
>>7154448
BLECH!
>>7154410
Shut up eurofag and go back to sucking on islamic salty sperm. It's what you're used to.
>>7154579
Enjoy being shot up by niggers and not being able to escape on your motorized scooter amerikek
>>7154588
Hell no, we're a properly armed nation which is why if you fuck with us one or many of us will shoot back. The japs learned that the hard way.
>>7154570
>store bought
there's your problem fag, make it for yourself.
>>7154614
I know, but it's not important enough to me to make for myself. If I was with my family I'd have a go at it but just for myself, it's not worth the effort.
>>7154614
I use Alton Brown's recipe, extra liquor obviously. Tastes great.
>>7154625
Anything that faggit has anything to do with I'll avoid.
>>7154625
Does faggy salty semen taste good to you as well? You sure suck up to that faggits limp dick enough on these message boards.
>>7154391
When I was a kid my friends told me that eggnog is made with vodka. I drank some and legit tasted vodka. It was weird.
>>7154410
How do you get the ingredients wrong? The main one is literally in the name. And they call Americans stupid
>>7154588
I'm not in a leftist nanny-state such as yourself, Muham- I mean Björn. I can defend myself from niggers instead of letting them stab me and rape my wife as I watch. What am I saying? You'd probably enjoy watching three black bulls pile drive your wife into next week.
I guess I understand the appeal of eggnog, but the consistency is fucking off-putting.
>>7155206
The thicker the better.
True Moo eggnog is particularly thin, since you don't like the normal consistency that much
Pumpkin spice eggnog master race kek.
>>7154391
>buying eggnog with corn syrup
>criticizing it
>mfw that's not real eggnog
>>7155206
I like cutting my eggnog with milk.
>Get the same flavor
>lighter on calories
>thinner more refreshing consistency that doesn't gum up the tongue
Try it sometime.
>>7155206
If you're 4 years old, I suppose
>>7154391
Do I get the kind with alcohol already inside?
>>7154619
>effort
You throw everything in a bowl and whisk it, nigga.
There is no effort.
>>7155206
I'm too blitzed to notice.
I prefer boiled custard.
>>7154391
who /silkeggnogmasterrace/ here?
>>7156098
fuck you and the soy horse you rode in on.
Our soy-based seasonal classic offers all the creamy, rich flavor of eggnog without the eggs, dairy, saturated fat or cholesterol. Sprinkle on a little nutmeg and let the jingle bells ring!
Isn't this stuff basically just boozy custard? Doesn't seem too surprising that it would be excellent.
>>7154391
Farm Stores egg nog, best egg nog.
>Ronnybrook
Is this meme milk actually any good? I've seen it in a few places around me.
>>7154421
So what? Sperm is fucking delicious too.
Tried it for the first time today, pretty good stuff.
>>7156278
its actually pretty good, you should give it a shot
Listen up fuckwits, you Americans are getting it all wrong.
Eggnog is for chumps, Advocaat is king!
>>7156098
why does unsweetened soy milk taste like such ass
like the regular stuff aint bad but holyshit is the alternative bad
not to mention that shits pricey
>>7158387
it tastes like ass because God didn't intent for milk to be made out of soy
>>7158392
>almond """milk"""
Almonds ain't got nipples
