what does /ck/ usually get for chinese takeout?
chicken w/ mixed veggies
its chicken w/broccolis older and sexier sister
The general famous chicken, literallly the most eaten chicken dish around the world.
Sweet and sour chicken
Orange chicken
pork fried rice
lo mein noodles
a couple spring rolls
crab rangoon
It usually lasts me like 2 days.
Sweet and Sour Chicken/Pork
Chicken fried rice
Steamed dumplings
I'm not really that adventurous.
general tso's chicken but Szechuan shrimp is pretty good.
rice noodles and Szechuan tofu
>>7151838
>pork fried rice
Why not just get house special? It has pork in it plus all the other good stuff.
>>7151938
It cost about $2.00 more. Also less pork.
>>7151824
Depends on the place, if I want real simple shit then I go for the standard which has better spring rolls and crab rangoons, if I want to splurge a bit I go for another place, their spring rolls suck dicky D but the other dishes from their traditional menu are pretty good.
So to answer your question, it really depends.
>>7151824
diarrhea
Chicken w/wine sauce in hot pot
Beef Brisket in hot pot
Hot & Sour soup
Shuimai
Chicken w/ginger & scallions sauce
These are really good.
The total on that was about $60/w delivery tip and it lasted me for a few days. I devoured the shumai mighty quick, I should have made it two orders of those.
After a couple beers shumai go down right fast.
almond boneless chicken
>>7152003
I agree, but I just pull the carrots out and chuck them into the garbage. They're ok for some flavor but I don't want them in the food itself.
>>7151824
Wife always wants house lo mein and general tsos
Pupu platter to pick at for the next two days
I like getting hot and spicy shrimp for me
General Tso's
Steamed broccoli
White rice
Crab rangoons
I like shrimp toast but the chef has to be on the ball to make it properly or it'll get burnt. The difference is only in a few seconds.
Broccoli beef, no beef.
This is a legitimate order my mom regularly gets.
general tso's extra garlic extra spicy
spring rolls
pupu platter
>>7152056
God this shit pisses me off to no end.
>me and my "friends" hanging out one day after school
>want to get a pizza
>we all agree on what we want while one friend is in the bathroom
>he comes out
>we tell him what we are getting
>he whines and says that he hates toppings to just get pepperoni "Since everyone love pepperoni!"
>after arguing back and forth and trying to get him to buy his own damn pizza we finally cave in
>get 2 large pepperonis
>he gets his slices
>5 minutes later we see him peeling off all the pepperoni
>"Oh I don't actually like the pepperonis I just like the pepperoni taste on the pizza."
Fucker wasted all our money and we never hung out with him again.
>>7151824
general tso
Beef and broccoli, with baby corns.
>>7152085
You come across as a cunt. If I was in a pizza joint and fucker complained about what me and my friends ordered we'd just walk out and never go there again. No reason to make a scene like faggits as you appear to do.
>>7152150
Are you fucking retarded or just a nigger with 0 reading comprehension?
We weren't at a pizza joint, no random guy complained about what we ordered, and we didn't make a scene. Learn how to read, you illiterate mongoloid.
Mongolian beef/Boneless spare ribs/Shrimp lo mein
Pork fried rice with extra egg
Steamed pork dumplings/Crab Rangoon
Egg drop soup
Crispy noodles
I'll probably pick some up tomorrow because of this thread. For 15 dollars you can eat like a fucking king
>>7152159
Your shit greentext indicates otherwise.
>>7152173
Maybe get some spring rolls too? They go good with crab rangoons.
>>7152178
My greentext says we tried to order pizza and our retarded friend whined because he doesn't like our choice in toppings and he didn't have enough money to pay for his own pizza and then he proceeded to take off the toppings that he wanted in the first place making us waste money on pizza we didn't want in the first place.
>>7152183
Actually it indicates that you're barely one step up from islamics who are born to complain about everything around them. Read what you wrote, and realize that the world doesn't revolve around you.
>>7151824
>TFW no Chinese take out anywhere near me, just Chinese restaurants serving American-Chinese.
Guess I'll order teriyaki tomorrow instead.
>>7152189
I didn't take green text in school, if you did, try getting a job with that.
>>7152187
Kill yourself.
>>7152191
>im a newfag pls fuck my ass
>>7152190
Chinese teriyaki-san for the win!
>>7152196
I wouldn't fuck your ass with a barge poll, it would be benith me.
tomorrow's decision
five guys vs chinese takeout
An order of shrimp flied lice.
An order of chow mein.
An order of what in my hometown we just call "carnitas." (in pic)
Even the restaurant calls it that. I'm in 'murica too.
>>7152200
takeout. Fiveguys sucks; fries are okay though.
>>7152199
>i still can't read greentext, please violate my throat with your dick
I got really sick after eating a bunch of Chinese food and now can't eat it anymore because I just associate it with being sick.
Sucks, pork fried rice was one of my favorites
>>7152200
Chinese food, you can get twice food for the same price
>>7152208
are you a cute grill?
>>7152213
And be hungry all the same
>>7152207
The fries are always soggy when I go there. Never tried the cajun fries.
only ever gotten sweet and sour chicken
pretty sad to see that fits the autist picture
Sweet & Sour Chicken Balls
Egg Fried Rice
Spring Rolls
if they have a dragon and phoenix then that
or something with rice noodles
>>7152178
No it doesn't you stupid fuck
Pork fried rice
White rice
3 egg rolls
Quart of egg drop soup
Quart of wonton soup
Dumplings
Crab rangoon
Shrimp in lobster sauce
Sweet and sour pork
Beef and broccoli
I order Chinese maybe once a year and it lasts me a few days.
Chaa siu chao ho fen.
Best. HK food. Ever.
>>7152191
Kill yourself dude.
>>7151824
shrimp and lobster sauce with white rice, a pint of egg drop soup, and 6 teriyaki beef sticks
>>7152183
Why not just write that as a normal human being in the first place, idiot.
>>7152189
That means that you're 100% retard. I don't have to think or believe that you're retarded, I know that you're not only retarded but pathetic.
>>7152196
Riiight, I'll get right on that one, but you first.
>>7152649
Yeah it does, get over yourself.
>>7151824
Something new each time. Plum Duck last time way too sweat for me.
>>7152743
I /know/! Gosh, don't you just HATE when the plum duck is all sweaty and malformed?
>>7151824
I try everything and am always disappointed.
best thing that is the least sucky is the orange peel beef.
beef with broccoli and 2 vegetable egg rolls. Does anyone know what the sauce is for the beef with broccoli so I can make it at home? Is it just like a soy/whatever mixture?
>>7151824
chinese food
They don't really do General Tso's in my part of the world so normally just a Kung Po, Szechuan or Mapo tofu.
>>7152837
He does general tso
>>7152187
Kek
Either retarded troll. Or just retarded.
>>7151824
Usually fried rice
I ask for extra veggies and to spice it up
>>7152205
Looks like what restaurants around here call boneless short ribs.
It's like pork thats cooked in a super sweet red sauce right?
Different combinations of...
Spring Rolls
Egg Rolls
Crab Rangoon
Fried Shrimp
Asian Ribs
Mongolian Beef
Beef and Pea Pods
Mu Shu Pork
Pork fried Rice
Shrimp Fried Rice
Soy sauce
Duck sauce
Hot mustard
>>7152928
It's pork and the outer/red parts are sweet, yeah.
Just only the outer parts of the strips are sweet. Every Chinese restaurant out there has them.
singapore noodles
>>7151824
currently living in China; every other day I buy some vegetable (usually dofu, carrot, or mushroom) baozi. Picture is dofu baozi
>>7155453
Is Bok Choy ever put in those? To me it seems that bok choy and pork would be good in buns.
Some anons have mentioned plum duck, but the plain roasted duck with a bit of yamasa is great too. Not a lot of Chinese places do it, even fewer do it well.
>>7155506
Yeah, it's one of the more popular baozi at the restuarant/hole in the wall I usually go to. I'm in northern China though, so bok choy is called yóu cài (油菜, translates as "fat/oil vegetable" because they drown the stuff in oil; I don't like it too much because of the aforementioned drowning in oil).
I don't usually buy meat baozi, so I can't really tell you if they sell pork or not (it's 1.5RMB for meat instead of 1RMB for vegetable, and the meat baozi usually has, again, too much oil), but there are plenty of different kinds of meat baozi so I'm sure one of them does have pork.
Baozi is fantastic, I already know I'm going to make it often when I get back home.
>>7155598
The gratuitous use of "hole in the wall" was the icing on the cake, good job Professor Euphoric
>>7151824
House Special chow mein
Sesame Prawn Toast
>>7155598
That sounds great. The Chinese restaurant around where I live right now don't have any kind of steamed buns and one has a traditional menu.
I keep asking for them but my requests fall upon deaf ears. I think baby bok choi w/pork and maybe a bit of cilantro would rock. I'd have to go back to NYC for that kind of stuff.
Next time I'll ask for baozi, they love it when I use proper terms but they wont have it.
Chicken with garlic sauce.
>>7152056
She should order broccoli w/ garlic sauce. A lot of places have it and it's pretty good.
pork fired rice
boneless ribs/rib tips
sesame chicken
and I'll occasionally get
steamed dumplings/sweet and sour chicken/fired chicken wings
>TFW almost no chinese resturants has the good type of sweet and sour without shitty chili
I always try something new no matter the restaurant, last time I ordered takeout chinese I got shredded beef szechuan style
>>7151830
>older
>sexier
yeah okay
![chris-hansen-350x263[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ujNTgR.jpg "chris-hansen-350x263[1].jpg")
>>7157345
All of the Chinese restaurants in my area overcook the fried rice. Tastes bland as fuck.
Hot and sour soup
Pork dumplings
Hunan chicken
Cream pecan prawns
Normally crab and sweet corn soup, either sweet and sour pork, crispy fried sweet beef or chicken and cashews with either singapore noodles, friend rice or chow mein
A starter main and side normally lasts me two meals
Dry fried beef chow fun
Beef with black pepper sauce
Shrimp, fish, or clams with black bean sauce
Ma po tofu
Spicy eggplant with minced pork
Spicy pork intestine
Boiled fish in chili oil
Frog in XO sauce
Fried breadsticks
>ctrl+f "cold sesame noodles"
>0 results
no orders of the best thing on the menu? also they're usually like $3.50. Dan Dan noodles are also delicious.
>general tso's
>don't care if it's actually chinese
>fried rice
>greasy ass eggroll or crab Rangoon
and that's how I get over my hangover each weekend
>>7157712
Just had some for dinner - shit my brains out - luckily I got off the union suit
>>7157723
jealous, I'm gonna order some in the morning. The Chinese delivery guys here are hilarious, they call you a couple minutes in advance and time it perfectly so the second you walk out the front door, he's there screeching to a stop in the car. Tosses the bag out the car window at you, and speeds off (paid for already online obviously)
>>7157734
b-b-but orientals cant drive
>>7157755
I never said he didn't kill a few children on the way there. But the delivery itself is quick
>>7152005
>60
wew lad
Moo Shu
Fried Dumplings
Usually some combination of:
>Egg drop/wonton soup
>Crab Rangoon
>Spring/egg rolls
>Pork buns
>Beef chow fun
>Short ribs/cha siu
>Mu shu pork with extra crepes (they never give you enough)
>Orange chicken
>Steamed rice
Mapo tofu, General Tso's tofu, or St. Paul Sandwich (2)
and
Egg or vegetable fried rice.
St. Pauls sound bland and lame but they're actually really good if you take off the pickles. It's the only time I like mayo.
>>7157712
That fried rice looks heavenly. I had the same meal today but the fried rice was dry, bright yellow and had no detectable scrambled egg. The chicken and egg roll were both breddy gud though. There's only one chinese place in the area with good fried rice, but the rest of their food sucks.
Ginger beef, plain steamed rice, cabbage spring rolls.
Why do they all have the same menu but different names?
>>7158695
Example?
>>7158697
Of course
Combo B
steamed buddhist delight, and brown rice... sometimes vegetable mei fun...
Mongolian beef, steamed dumplings, and maybe some wonton soup.
Jesus christ I love mongolian beef.
Shrimp Chow Mein
Dried Ribs
Mush fried Rice
2 more Shrim Chow Mein
Spring Rorrs
>>7159235
Damn right. Mongolian beef extra spicy with fried rice if I'm ordering dinner. For lunch it's shrimp lo mein and wonton soup.
>>7151938
do you think money grows on trees?
>>7151824
beef chow mein
fried fish fillet salt pepper
dumplings
>>7155598
>meat baozi has too much oil
Most of it is fat, lean meat is more expensive in China
>>7160249
And so ends my long search for an answer.
>>7151824
roast pork with broccoli is the best shit
> not eating american hamburger everyday
> not eating american burritos all day
We fought for our freedom for a reason
>>7160362
I exercise my god given American freedom to eat whatever I want.
Are you saying I shouldn't have that freedom?
Fuck off, commiefag.
Sesame chicken
Beef and broccoli
Whatever type of room I fell like at the time
>>7160382
Roll*
>>7151824
Broccoli & Chicken
Sesame Chicken
Salt/pepper Shrimp
Crab Rangoon
1 egg roll
it sure goes down smooth after abt 11 beers
>>7157712
>that lone piece of broccoli hiding at the bottom
![30600_187320843_l[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4jFotjG.jpg "30600_187320843_l[1].jpg")
I love orange chicken. I don't even care if it's not traditional chinese food, it tastes great
>>7151824
Where my mei fun niggas at?
>>7151824
acid reflux
oh boy
>>7151824
Black pepper beef, even at terrible Chinese restaurants its pretty good and its at least a real Chinese dish
no cantonese fried noodle?
control-f'd and everything -- nobody mentioned the god-tier takeout dish?
Salt pepper squid
Crispy chicken feet
Shark fin soup
Kung pao chicken
Choy sum
Garlic rice
>>7151824
tonight I ordered shrimp egg roll, veggie lo mayne and moose shoe chicken
>>7152728
Everybody makes mistakes anon, it's not shameful to own up to them but it is shameful to be this defensive because you didn't read the guy's post correctly
Orange chicken
Sweet sour chicken
Sesame chicken
Moo Shu pork
Barbecue boneless spare ribs
CRAB RANGOON
And white, steamed rice. Never fried.
>>7151824
crab rangoon
like, 4 orders of it
and maybe a bullshit chinese chicken platter
>>7155795
>I think baby bok choi w/pork and maybe a bit of cilantro would rock.
>>7151824
>what does /ck/ usually get for chinese takeout?
I like General Tso’s Chicken and Orange Chicken but what’s a good soy sauce to keep in the house, instead of using the little ketchup packs of soy source one gets from the Chine joint?
>>7151824
Singapore noodle
crab Rangoon
egg drop soup
>>7151824
Szechuan-style anything, preferably pork.
>>7161161
Mew Shew is tops m8
>>7152056
After working at my chink family's food joint for years, orders like these trigger me when i eat out at places. Fuck that shit
My mom always ordered us sweet and sournchicken, crab rangoon, and egg rolls for delivery. I never got into the rangoon but we always were able to split the food perfectly to our tastes, because my mom didnt like much rice and enjoyed more topping whereas I liked a lot of rice and little topping (or sauce) so it became easier just to go that.
In nostalgia I usually get sweet and sour chicken and egg rolls. But when I eat alone... I end up eating all of the rice and just half of the chicken/veg/fruit. Also I usually get hot and sour soup, which I discovered as an adult that I quite enjoy.
>>7151824
I like the mongolian beef, sesame chicken, shrimp chow mein... pretty much the classics.
sometimes i supplement with potsticker stuffed dumplings, low mein, or deep fried crab flavored won tons. I don't get a lot of fried rice though.
>>7161194
I usually have bottles of both Lee Kum Kee dark and regular soy sauce. Pretty good for the price.
Not Chinese take-out but are these still made and where can I buy them in metro Detroit?
>>7151824
depends on the quality of the chinese takeout
NEVER FUCKING GET ANYTHING BELOW
>kung pao chicken
>general tso
>sweet and sour
>sesame chicken
your literally eating cancer with the amount of weijing that goes into these dishes
best dishes
>beef noodle soup
>salt and pepper fish (lightly battered and fried)
>steamed flounder
>mapo tofu
>boiled szechuan fish
>lamb with cumin powder
>>7161348
>weijing
you're allowed to call it msg, ya dingus
>>7152178
This must be the asshole from the story.
>>7152728
being this anally devastated that you couldnt read greentext properly
just get some sleep m8 your making an ass of yourself
>>7161331
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asian+market+metro+detroit
orange chicken
dumplings
egg ro
if it's leann chinn i love peking chicken. their sauce is addicting. reminds me, their cream cheese won tons are nice, too.
Chilli Chicken
Hakka Noodles
Hot n Sour Soup
Beef and Scallion Pancake
General Tso Chicken
Ok, I'm retarded, so how do you make these orders last a few days?
Do you refrigerate them? Eat them cold? Warm them up in the oven/microwave?
>>7164698
Yes.
I just got Chinese takeout tonight. My brother and I usually split a Bo Bo platter (two each of fried chicken wings and drums, fried wonton, krab rangoon, fried shrimp, spare ribs, teriyaki beef and egg rolls) and an entree; tonight we got orange chicken with pork fried rice.
>>7151833
>Around the world
>Only available in America
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>>7165882
Had it in S. Korea and Germany.
>>7165895
What really?
I really want to try it, but can't find it here.
Seen a whole documentary on it.
