Does /ck/ like French Bread Pizzas?
>>7058360
The Stouffer's ones, yes.
>>7058360
>this is a pizza in America
>>7058362
tomato and mozzarella tartines
>>7058362
>this isn't a shitpost in Europe
>>7058360
>french bread
It isn't french bread
>pizza
It isn't pizza
>>7058360
>French Bread Pizzas
Eeyup, fresh out the oven...looks like my peps got a bit burned
>>7058480
>inb4 15 posts about that shitty piece of plastic
Who is she, just tell us already.
>>7058360
would not call it pizza and would like actual pizza much better, but yes, would eat.
>>7058491
Pinkamena Dianne Pie
>>7058480
>peps
God damn it
>>7058491
nobody cares. he is a desperate, lonely fag, craving for attention.
>>7058480
Gotta ranch it up
>>7058525
I do the same thing desu
>>7058525
that's not ranch anons...
yes those French bread pizzas are awesome.
>>7058926
What is it? It tastes funny.
>>7058935
Its discharge anon, you should see a doctor. I would also recommend not poking plastic ponies with your pecker
>>7058525
horse cum
>>7058374
True, it's neither. I do like making them from time to time - easy, quick, and breddy good tasting. Even if our common vernacular is wrong.
>>7058374
>quality post
>>7058360
haven't tried it but bagel pizza is pretty fucking good
I enjoy Chicago Town pizza subs when drunk
It's a great way to make a homemade snack
Store bought are truly dreadful
>>7058360
If vegan.
>>7060190
>vegan "bread"
>vegan ""tomatos""
>vegan """""cheese""""""
>>7060191
Don't forget the garlic!
Coconut cheese would taste pretty sweet I imagine, if done correctly.
>>7060191
>>vegan ""tomatos""
Do you know what tomatoes are?
>>7060208
Fruit, and vegans can't eat fruit
>>7060208
If tomato is a fruit because there is a seed on the inside, what would an onion be if the bulb is the seed in many layers?
>>7060216
Fractal fruit
>>7060190
>vegan
kill yourself m8
>>7060224
>>7058360
I love it. I always seem to have leftover bread, cheese, and pizza/pasta sauce so I always do these things in the oven. Love to add any left over peppers/mushrooms/salami/basic too. It's obviously not authentic pizza but it's tasty, filling, and a great way to take slightly stale bread and leftover ingredients, giving them a delicious new life. And I hate wasting food so if I make these I will pile on all the leftover veggies I have.
Yeah it reminds me of my industrial childhood
Protip:
The key to homemade french bread pizza is low density, very crispy, not-too-thick french bread.
Too thick, too dense, too doughy will trap sauce and be like a wet diaper. Somewhat thin, low density and crispy makes it delicious.
>>7058480
>He doesn't redistribute his pepperoni evenly before cooking
baka desu senpai
>>7058360
Absolutely not. I remember the first time I ever had it. I was 3-4, at this point I'd only been in the US for a year or two. I rarely ate out at this time; most of what I ate was home cooked Jamaican food. It was a regular day in kindergarten, and French bread pizza was for lunch. Thinking back I think this might have been my first time eating pizza. What I'm sure of is that it ended with me feeling awful, I almost threw up when I tasted it. The bread tasted like garlic bread, and I couldn't handle it. Soon after school ended. Oh and I almost pooped my pants on the way home and had diaries all night.
>>7062170
That sounds pretty ridiculous. Are you allergic to garlic or something?
>>7062192
No, thankfully that's the only time that happened. I still don't eat French bread pizza though.
