Foods that /ck/ tricked you into trying
I'll start
>Sriracha
>Liquid smoke
>In and Out
>chili dogs
>smores
>Blue Bell icecream
>Takis
>Okios greek yogurt
>bone-in broth
>astronaut icecream
>nutella
>Miss Vickies crisps
>soy milk
>roobios tea
>black coffee
>IPA beer
>meatball sandwich
>kimchi
>sauceless hot wings
>kombucha
>whole fish
>almond milk
>whole lobster
>Payday candy bar
>smarties
>milk tea
>bubble tea
>Taco Bell
>pretzel buns on burgers
>brisket BBQ
>pink lady apples
>farmer's market honey
>cowboy chili
>Indian food
>Kinder chocolates
>milk bones
>pumpkin seeds
>white truffle oil
>scrambled eggs with cream fraiche
>Kashi cereal
Never again.
>>7031276
>being that fucking guillable
>fucking hating on takis
fuck you op
is this bait?
most of the stuff you listed is good, and ive never seen on ck
>>7031276
man that doge really is pissed
>>7031276
>tricked you into trying
Um, a lot of that stuff is bashed pretty hard on here as being shit. They weren't telling you it sucked so that you would think it is good and be tricked into buying it... actually it is 100% the opposite situation. Are you hallucinating along with this delusion?
>>7031287
Is this a joke reply? Most of this stuff has been on /ck/ plenty and with controversy.
Also, all of that stuff is pretty good to me because I'm not a picky faggot and I am happy to enjoy and appreciate a very vast variety of foods. Kindly impale your asshole on a large spike which sticks out of the ground five feet in the air, OP.
All I get from this list is that you were severely deprived as a child, OP.
>>7031318
>>7031302
I created this thread to share experiences about /ck/ obfuscating and inveigling the truth from serious food fans.
Every I listed is a joke, most TRUE /ck/ users would go as far as to call it "meme food" and while I don't agree with the semantics I certainly agree that it is sub-par at best.
>y-you're just picky!
I have what's called a refined palate and I'm not used to eating trash but if you want to eat trash that's fine but I refuse to be deceived into eating trash.
... aren't milk bones dog treats?...
>>7031276
Another great thread OP.
/ck/ tricked me into curing egg yolks. The texture was intriguing, but the results were intolerably salty overall.
>>7031276
My flyover radar is going bonkers!
>>7031373
I'm convinced that most /ck/ users grew up on a cum only diet and only recently became "foodies" based on the overly salty "foods" they recommend. Good catch.
>>7031378
I live in Branson, Missouri which is the polar opposite of "flyover". We have a lot of airports and tourists come in and we are the food capitol of Missouri.
>>7031402
No, Atlanta is the polar opposite. Missouri a shit.
>>7031415
That's your opinion and I would die for your right to say it but the second you call Missouri "flyover" is where I draw the line.
>>7031402
how did you find in and out in missouri
>>7031438
I didn't, I took a road trip to California to try it and it was trite. I paid $14 for something I could've made myself for $5. I ended up spitting the rest of my burger back into the wrapper and sticking it in between the booth and the wall as their tip for such awful food.
>>7031276
>not liking takis
Nigger I will end your life
>>7031462
They're like dried pieces of cat shit. Kill yourself
>nutella
Kill yourself my man
>>7031276
>Foods that /ck/ tricked you into trying
>
> nutella
Fuck you guys, it doesn't taste like hazelnuts at all, it's just chocolate flavored chocolate and now I've got a 90% full jar still sitting in my cupboard.
>>7031454
>tipping
>ever
>>7031402
Kansas city would like a word with you. On that note, Branson is pretty cool. I live like 2 hours from it. Lots of cool places to eat and go see.
>>7031362
Your palate is so refined that you can't enjoy some delicious, bitter, black coffee?
>>7031454
$14 amazing lie a double double with fries and a drink is $7.20 with tax anon
>>7031487
nutella is chocolate flavoured grease, it's like 90% palm oil which is the cheapest and shittiest fat known to man
>>7031276
>meatball sandwich
>smores
>pumpkin seeds
Holy shit. How can you not like these? Are you even fucking human?
>>7031276
>literately having shit taste
Just cut off your tongue, OP.
>>7031362
Pretentious as fuck.
JUST baka desu kek
>>7031658
Waitaminute.
...senpai
>>7031661
No fucking way. AWESOME.
>Sriracha
Not that bad if you make it yourself, or buy some similar sauce from a local mom-and-pop asian market.
>Liquid smoke
Pretty shit, I haven't found a reason to use it. I either use real smoke, or use smoked paprika.
>In and Out
I've never had In-N-Out
>chili dogs
Depends on who/how it's made. Ballpark or Steak-N-Shake chilidog? Absolute dogshit.
>smores
Agreed.
>Blue Bell icecream
Agreed.
>Takis
Never had them.
>Okios greek yogurt
It's okay.
>bone-in broth
Agreed
>astronaut icecream
Working for NASA, I get this shit discounted. Honestly, it's okay, but way too sweet.
>nutella
I love this on crepes.
>Miss Vickies crisps
Wholly agreed
>soy milk
I prefer almond milk
>roobios tea
Never had it, though I think a gypsy at a mall gave me a sample of some and I enjoyed it.
>black coffee
Can't have my coffee without milk or cream
>IPA beer
I don't drink, so I don't know.
>meatball sandwich
Like with chilidogs, it depends on who makes it.
>kimchi
Fuck off cunt.
>sauceless hot wings
Like said above, depends on who/how it's made.
>kombucha
Never had it.
>whole fish
Too much of a pain to eat whole, but I do filet my own whole fish I catch.
>almond milk
Fuck off cunt.
>whole lobster
Agreed.
>Payday candy bar
Agreed.
>smarties
The fucking worst.
>milk tea
Never had it.
>bubble tea
Never had it.
>Taco Bell
GOAT dollar menu, but I only get the mini chicken quesadilla.
>pretzel buns on burgers
Fuck off
>brisket BBQ
FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID CUNTASAURUS
>pink lady apples
I like them.
>farmer's market honey
Eh, it's alright
>cowboy chili
Fuck off
>Indian food
Kill yourself, but curry/indian food is an acquired taste.
>Kinder chocolates
Yeah, I bought a Kinder Surprise after a few popped up in a store here in Houston, didn't really care for them.
>milk bones
You eat dog treats?
>pumpkin seeds
Agreed.
>white truffle oil
Most truffle oil isn't used in the right places.
>scrambled eggs with cream fraiche
Agreed, if you cook your eggs right.
>Kashi cereal
No opinion.
>>7031421
Missouri is 100% flyover. Your state sucks ass and has nothing going for it.
>>7031421
Missouri is one of the few states that, when put on the spot to name all 50 states in under a minute, most people wouldn't remember.
It's pretty much the definition of flyover.
>>7031421
>Branson, Missouri
I'm European but can get behind the flyover meme with this one. lol. Sorry.
>>7031929
I've been on /ck/ for around 5 years now, but used the term, "flyover" long before I'd even heard of 4chan.
It's honestly sad that it's now considered a meme, and I take no pride in using the term before anon decided it constituted shitposting.
>>7031276
you're saying you've never had any of those foods before coming to /ck/....
that's sad and uncultured man. do you live in the middle of nowhere?
>>7031950
Honestly this.
Aside from a couple regional things, I find it surprising that there are people out there who hadn't had pretty much everything OP listed before /ck/ was even created.
.t.b.h.
f.a.m.
c.u.c.k.
s.m.h.
desu
senpai
kek
baka
>>7031971
I'd rather see gook speak here than nigger gibberish.
Not much though.
>>7031971
Is that really all?
I'd look up hiro's email to give him some more suggestions, but it's obviously just the mods who've been running things for the past decade.
>>7031976
they should replace it with german
.t.b.h. -> wirklich
.f.a.m. -> mein Fruend
.c.u.c.k. -> Juden
.s.m.h. -> aber schade
>>7031981
Because that would be funny to 1% of the 1% of posters that speak it...
>>7031978
I'm pretty sure the scenario is that the mods are lying to Hiroshima to get him to approve those changes. He probably doesn't think it matters so much.
shitmods: 'Hiroshima the 4chan users really are getting upset with all these words, let us filter them :)'
Hiro: 'uh, ok, that seems pretty harmless. go ahead'
shitmods: 'hehehehe of course than you master'
I bet these fucking shitmods will try to get Hiro to ban /pol/ and all sorts of other stupid shit in the future.
He needs to accept their opinions less or appoint new mods, or 4chan is going to have problems.
>>7031987
desu
senpai
kek
baka
>>7031987
>i bet these fucking shitmods will try to get hiro to ban /pol/ and all sorts of other stupid shit in the future.
Nothing wrong with keeping shitposting in it's containment board.
>>7031993
thanks reddit user your opinion is really valued here
>>7031993
/ck/ is the worst board for shitposting. I frequent /k/ and /out/ usually and they don't have retards posting stupid reaction threads or asking 9 year old tier questions.
Fuck you all, /ck/.
>>7032006
I've been on /ck/ since 2009 you fucking jackass. The only people who post dumb 'containment board' shit are newfag crossboarders who can't handle the banter. You know what kind of oldfag is offended by posts?
The kind that isn't one.
Lurk more fuckface.
>>7032009
>can't handle the banter
Stopped reading there.
>>7032013
The most ironic post I've ever read on 4chan
>>7032014
4chan =/= /b/
>>7032017
Again pal, your newfag is 100% obvious. You're clearly from some other part of the net trying to push some agenda onto 4chan because you don't like how it rolls.
You know why /pol/ is fine and why it needs to stick around? Because it makes people upset over nothing and no one here cares.
Does my post upset you? Good. I don't give a shit.
Do I like /mlp/? No, not really. Would I ask for it to be removed? No, because it upsets people that it exists. It generates content that matches the theme of the board.
That fucker, is what you don't understand. Giving a fuck about what gets posted to any part of this site is a zero-sum game that ultimately you will lose because you're dealing with people who don't fucking care.
You make a shit ramen, you need to tip this post, and your steak is sorely missing its milk and jelly beans.
Fuck off.
>>7032033
is this copypasta or have I met the autism final boss?
>>7032033
>and this is how a board dies
>>7032097
>redditor comes to 4chan and makes a shitty post using banal insults devoid of substance because they have nothing of value to say
>>7032100
ok kid
>>7032102
*generic insult without substance*
Just keep posting that instead and I'll let my mind fill in the blank for you.
>>7032115
ok kid
>>7032119
Hey you might wanna go to the doctor I think getting BTFO'd that badly gave your tiny brain a seizure.
>>7032123
ok kid
>>7031950
No. He lives in Branson, Missouri!
>>7032123
ok kid
>>7031276
>Indian food
???
How can you disregard an entire fucking country's food?
About half the stuff on your list are straight up memes
>nutella
>bubble tea
>sriracha
>liquid smoke
>takis
But for the rest, you probably went to a shit place and tried it once. E.g.
>indian food
>kimchi
>bone broth
>whole lobster and fish
>kombucha
wasted $4 on a kombucha drink yesterday and could only drink 2 sips
thanks senpai
>>7031276
>chili dogs
>roobios tea
>kimchi
>milk tea
>farmer's market honey
>Indian food
Sorry to hear about your [spoiler]shit[/spoiler] tastes OP.
>>7032537
Well for one I just noticed OP said the list was a joke and fuck for me for the spoiler tags, that'll teach me to leave my containment boards. Off I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How the fuck have you never had smores before
>>7031276
>miss vickies crisps
>>7032952
I didn't grow up poor as shit and had real desserts to eat.
>Cheerwine
>>7034009
This. Holy shit /ck/ I can't believe anyone would willingly drink that swill.
>>7031402
isn't that where flyovers go to have their flyover conventions and watch musicals about Annie Oakley
>>7031402
>Branson, Missouri
>opposite of "flyover".
>>7031402
Branson is where the failures from Nashville spill over to, desperately trying to get their 15 seconds of fame from shitty music.
Nice city, but it's just a flyover, or drive-thru. Stop for gas, then keep on driving thru...
>>7031276
>sriracha
over used but not bad
>liquid smoke
gay
>in and out
overrated and the same thing as five guys
>chili dogs
fuck off theyre great
>smores & blue bell
>buying desserts
>takis
fuck off theyre great
>oikos greek yogurt
meh
>bone-in broth
fuck off its better
>astronaut
you got tricked nigger
>nutella
same as sriracha
>miss vickies
same as sriracha, also
>crisps
go back to bongland
>soy milk
its decent
>roobios tea
idiot
>black coffee
sweet tooth mother fucker
>IPA
same as coffee
>meatball sandwich
eh ill give you this. theyre more of a metric for how good a place is - if they can do a good meatball sub, they're good
>kimchi
fuck off normie
>hot wings
fuck off normie
>kombucha
>ever eating bacteria colonies
>whole fish
fuck off normie
>almond milk
same as soy, nigger
>whole lobster
fuck off poorfag
>Payday candy bar
you got tricked
>smarties
you got tricked into eating chalk
>milk & bubble tea
you got tricked
>Taco Bell
you ever been high or dunk before, anon?
>>7031402
kek. I live in Bumfuck, Flyover and even Missouri is backwards by Midwestern standards
>>7034009
It's fucking ass.
>"Southern pride"
Top kek
>>7034084
>pretzel buns
same as sriracha
>brisket bbq
its decent
>pink lady apples
>not eating vagina
>fresh honey
what, you dont care about honey?
>cowboy chili
fuck off
>indian food
you still 8 years old?
>kinder chocolates
theyre gay
>milk bones
did you eat a dog treat
>pumpkin seeds
theyre a decent seasonal snack
>white truffle oil
overpriced meme food
>scrambled eggs done properly
fuck off normie
>kashi
true
go back to /r9k/ and eat your chicken tendies, faggot
>>7034084
>taking this much time to respond to shitposting.
>>7031276
>Sriracha
Da fuq you talkin bout OP o_O sriracha is the best hot sauce EVA
>Liquid smoke
never had it lol
>In and Out
Too expensive
>chili dogs
Yuck, agreed
>smores
Smores are tasty as f**k
>Blue Bell icecream
Never had it lol
>Takis
Agreed, /ck/ needs to stop marketing them they suck ass
>Okios greek yogurt
nothing better then a freshly thawed strawberry dipped in okios with vanilla extract and a twist of lime, yum
>bone-in broth
IT DOESN'T EVEN WORK! I put a bunch of chicken bones from leftover hot wings in a crockpot for a day and half and it tasted awful
>astronaut icecream
I LOVE IT, its expensive but I still buy them for $6 a bar lol
>nutella
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NUTELLA IS GOAT!
>Miss Vickies crisps
agreed, they are too hard. they cut my gums
>soy milk
too much estrogen in the water as it is ._.
>roobios tea
the YUMMEH-IEST TEA EVER you weren't tricked dumbo. its the best for treating period cramps too
>black coffee
Agreed but nothing better than a mocha frappe from starbucks yum
>IPA beer
I hate beer
>meatball sandwich
Too soggy to eat. I like meatballs and I like sammiches but together? Bleh!
>kimchi
This Chinese girl in my class smells like it. I tried it even though I hate asian food. It was the worst thing I ever ate
>sauceless hot wings
Agreed whats the point?
>kombucha
Nasty... If I want to eat mushrooms I'll go pick some myself lol
>whole fish
fish in general... blech
>almond milk
SO TASTEH, especially in coffeeeeee
>whole lobster
Its too much work for not a lot of meat. I dont like seafood in general
>Payday candy bar
N*** YOU TRIPPIN
>smarties
I'm still snacking on some from yesterday... more for me :3
>>7034189
>milk tea
like coffee but worst
>bubble tea
Sounds gross. Like bubble gum and tea. I'll pass
>Taco Bell
I eat there 4 times a week, you're wrong
>pretzel buns on burgers
Pretzel bread is too sweet
>brisket BBQ
Agreed. Only had it once... never again
>pink lady apples
Fiji FTW!
>farmer's market honey
Overrated, I can buy 4 times more at Costco for a tenth of the price
>cowboy chili
Chili in general is prettttty gross
>Indian food
Smells bad. Tastes bad. Agreed. Indian guys creep me the f out to so I never go out of my way to even try it again
>Kinder chocolates
Never had them lol
>milk bones
....the dog treats? wtf
>pumpkin seeds
who would eat these?
>white truffle oil
worth every penny
>scrambled eggs with cream fraiche
Eggs don't need seasoning so I agree it sounds like too much
>Kashi cereal
YOU BE TRIPPIN OP. I eat Kashi for breakfast every day. Only downside is it gives me the worst smelling farts for 2-3 hours after I eat it but its helping me lose weight
>>7031719
Is this the autistic tripfag that names his knives?
>>7034253
Do you see a trip, kiddo?
>>7034196
Is this bait? I can't tell
>>7031950
>eating shit makes you cultured
Indian pls go
>>7031373
You don't eat the egg yolks by themselves, you spread it on bread or add it to congee
>>7031276
>brisket bbq
It's very easy to make brisket taste bad, try an authentic highly rated Texas place, there is a wide range between good and bad brisket
>almond milk
It's good on cereal, but it sucks for 90% of applications where you need milk
>scrambled eggs with cream fraiche
Okay, maybe you are just extremely gullible because there is no other explanation now
>>7031719
Oh look, it's this faggot again. You're opinions suck and nobody cares bro.
>>7031402
I literally drove through Branson a few weeks ago. Stopped at a Chick-fil-a to eat, and kept right on going. In hindsight, I probably should have driven faster. It was terrible.
>>7031485
Generic cheap brand or store brand chocolate/hazelnut spread is much nicer. The ones with the white swirls you can get from Auditor Lid.
>>7031276
>Not liking pink lady apples
I bet you like soft apples with weak flavour, you fucking pleb
>>7031294
is vegetarian doge...
>>7034809
>you spread it on bread or add it to congee
They taste only like salt. There is no reason to use cured yolks instead of salt.
>>7034189
>>7034196
You didn't even try.
>not liking glorious, smokey brisket slathered in your favorite sauce
>>7031365
yeah this is where it becomes obvious that this is a troll thread.
>>7032100
>mad
/ck/ made me consider that McDonalds might be better than Burger King. Never again /ck/.
>>7031985
don't be a Juden mein Freund
aber schade
>>7035554
gay looking kid
must be american
>>7031276
>In and out
This. That place fucking sucks. Tastes like grilled cheese with bit of hamburger in it.
However, there is way too much stuff on that list. You're a picky eater.
>>7035673
Where do you live that BK is even edible? McDonalds is bad but I've never been to a BK in any state that wasn't serving borderline rotting grease.
>>7031276
Most of that stuff is good.
Quit having such shit-taste or go back to eating Spaghetti or Hot dogs for every meal.
>>7031402
I am from Springfield and Branson is the epicenter of flyover I can't believe you think this
>>7032100
god damn son dick him down harder
nice trips too
>>7036267
What if you cook the indian food yourself after properly washing your hands?
>>7036274
It still tastes bad so you are being double keked.
>>7036281
Not everybody fails at cooking anon.
>>7036286
If you're cooking Indian food you already failed and fell for the memes.
>>7036221
Springfield is the bedbug capital of flyover.
>>7031276
>smores and nutella
>shit
What the fuck?
>>7036476
>smores
Literally just fucking marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate. What a waste of two good ingredients.
>nutella
Literally, I mean L I T E R A L L Y just a fucking chocolate spread that looks and tastes like LITERAL fecal matter covered in sugar. If you like chocolate you are in the wrong place you sugartoothed manchild retard.
>>7031293
Wait... The pumpkin seeds you tasted didn't seen authentic?!
You probably totally forgot to get the activated pumpkin seeds.
What a pleb...
>>7036832
>activated pumpkin seeds
What the fuck are you talking about?
I sampled some out of my little sister's carved jack-o-lantern's discarded guts. They were nasty to say the least. /ck/ fucking lied to me saying they were "like sunflower seeds but not shit". Yeah fucking right.
>>7036836
Newfag detected.
Bet you don't even activate your almonds.
>>7036836
Not knowing about activated foods. Your parents raised you in a shed/cave due to your overwhelming autism.
cute doges are cute
>>7036868
What I want to know is why he has breakfast then has another breakfast an hour and a half later
>>7037019
>>7036873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex6RuTk2Rdc
>>7031276
OP, how the hell did you get tricked into eating dog treats?
>>7031287
Do you know the secret to New York pizza?
why do non-asians and non-hispanics have such shit taste in food
>>7037127
Ok for fuck's sake since you retards keep asking. Someone on /ck/ said they actually tasted good and that they were like a Ritz cracked mixed with a milano. I bought a small box and tried them, it was awful it tasted like a stale biscuit with rotten meat in it.
>>7037243
my sides
>>7037243
really dude?
>>7031402
....This might have been bait but Branson is just a fat hick cheap vacation destination and is possibly the most skippable city in Missouri which is saying a LOT.
St. Louis is the only passable destination in the whole state and its still an easy miss.
>>7031561
Kansas city is possibly the most boring and depressing city I've ever seen. There are 4 homeless people for every regular person and the bbq is shit.
>>7037317
you should know that YOU are the reason the fucking FDA has to inspect dog food to see if it's fine for a human
>>7037346
Why? The FDA has been doing it for years retard even before I ate one.
>>7037243
massive kek
>>7031987
Calm the fuck down. Filtering annoying ass, overused words is not the same thing as censorship. Word filters have been a thing for a long time - it took years for moot to filter nigger and faggot on /b/ but the fact that black twitter speak had to become filtered after a few months is just a testament to how ridiculously overused it was. It's also a testament to hyper-memery on modern 4chan. Memes used to be original and "special" if I may, never forced. Fucking reddit kiddies and teenagers ruined everything. 4chan belongs to age 25+ who never browse reddit, everyone else needs to fuck off.
>>7037408
As a long term 4chan user I disagree. Word filters were always used as a form of censorship in one way or another and this time is no different. Look at the bigger picture, read between the lines. The truth may shock you.
>>7037356
>The FDA has been doing it for retards for years even before I ate one.
Fixed that for you m8
>>7037408
>filter nigger and faggot on /b/
To what?
>>7038079
hmm i forget
i remember penis and vagina filters though
and fembot used to filter to cumdumpster, wish that would make a comeback tbf
>>7038100
wait, femanon, not fembot
>>7031276
>blue bell ice cream
>die from salmonella
>post as a ghost
>black coffee
it really depends on the brew anon. if it was folgers or maxwell house, yeah. no kidding it was shit.
>>7039884
Black coffee tastes like shit stop memeing
>>7031276
I'd rather enjoy more things than be THAT picky..
>>7031454
$14? You are a fatass nigger if you somehow spent that much money there
>>7041021
I'll kick your fucking ass until you like it pussy
>>7041064
Lurkmoar new friend
hook, line, and sinker
>>7041081
>op makes a bait thread
>op comes back a day later
>"ha, ha, ha, anons responded"
>>7031276
>smarties
try british smarties they're completely different than american ones.
>>7031402
This explains everything. Most of those foods are things someone in less of a backwater would have tried over the course of a normal life without having heard about them on the internet. And while putting kinchi, Indian food, whole fish and lobster on your list kind of makes you look like a retard, I can see how seeking out most of those foods in a backwater would not be worth the effort.
But your complaint is more a function of living in the middle of nowhere than these foods being overhyped.
>>7031421
I literally flew over missouri a day before you posted that post and I'm gonna do it again in two days
>>7031415
>Atlanta
Fly through its about the same as flyover. Maybe 100,000+ people "visit" there daily but trust me, it's not for the $12 egg salad sammiches from the kiosks at Hartsfield-Jackson airport.
>>7031719
You added zero to this discussion.
