Please can we have a regretsy/regretstorenvy/regretlolitasalesy/whatever you regret exists for sale thread?
Is it too soon to wear David Bowie's smirking face stretched across your butt? (This was tagged cosplay, for when your ass wants to cosplay the goblin king.)
That PRICE.
How many grannies' curtains were sacrificed to make this
For all your "I got stuck in a fence" fashion needs.
The floral fabric in particular looks like a dirty rag.
Convincing.
>>8820071
Regretsy? David bowie Labyrinth print underpants are not a regret, friend.
>>8820079
what the fuck
did you just have a bunch of leftover ribbon and wanted to do something with it
>>8820090
Just for you, pants the magic pants
>>8820083
>Materials: steampunk
Auto-twat scarf
Itchy worms bow tie??
>>8820092
>selling tribute merch
too fucking soon. this would only be okay if all profits went to a reputable charity related to his life or death.
disgusting
Oh no.
What am I even looking at?
Envision the "adult" that would wear this.
It looks so cheap... but it costs so much........
I want ALL my wine glasses to have poorly drawn lady torsos on them.
>>8820106
>festival
>tribal
>steampunk
>bohemian
So which is it?
>>8820118
The appliques on this are actually surprisingly clean and straight, but that price really is absolutely ridiculous. Prime material listed is cotton, and there's no way it actually took long enough to warrant that price...
>>8820090
what if you sharted in them
>>8820098
That's the douchiest guy they could have got to model it.
>>8820079
Is...is this the boning things we put in corsets?
>>8820087
This is ugly anon, but there are probably a bunch of people who would sadly buy it AND it is reasonably priced.
>>8820087
Points for not calling it a wig at least? It looks like it's prone to falling down easily too.
>>8820076
>boho hippie festival bag
I can actually see this being used though so it's not entirely inaccurate.
>>8820110
>all those storage bins filled with Etsy shit that'll never sell
>>8820275
not if it's a good corset
>>8820114
I know it's only £3.60 but... what the fuck, who would buy this shit? It looks like a tumor interpreted by Hitchcock.
>>8820117
Nigri?
>>8820118
If this was a more reasonable price it'd be fine. It looks clean and reasonably neat, the appliques are well done... but not for £425. Who the fuck thinks up these prices anyway?
I wouldn't call it REGRET but my life has been forever changed since I found this (there is also a makeup store in Portland that has an eyeshadow based on this)
>>8820590
And Shiro Cosmetics has an entire set of lip glosses based on it! You could have an entire look devoted to him.
>>8820590
Shiro cosmetics has an entire line of Nick Cage lip glosses.
>>8820117
every shitty anime convention burlesque troop? Those women who want to wear a snowflake slut princess costume? I can see a lot of people buying this. I can see a parent buying this for their child if it will sit around the hips.
>>8820117
I like it
>>8820076
oh god there's a shop in my city that sells bags like this for hundreds of dollars by stamping 'French Shabby Chic' on them
>>8820094
Kek
>>8820110
Dear god that's hideous
>>8820114
looking at the materials I legit think they glued shards of glass to a stone
>>8820114
A super special tile for your bathroom floor, maybe?
>>8820073
They could have at least ironed he damn skirt
Less regret and more wtf. Is that a blob fish with legs?? I kind of want it
"cool" nice try Bill Gates
>>8821032
Why is she yellow??
I suppose at least that's where she belongs
No chocolate ice cream "sccop" should be this colour. I think it's a coprolite
I'm trying to think of an outfit that calls for a shrimp accessory, please post ideas
The staple of these threads, shitty decoden! It's a beautiful hairbrush.
>>8820083
the top is the real shame here imo, the floral could be ok if the top didn't look like a bag of potatoes with neck and arm slits cut in
>>8820106
m'lord
>>8820142
I could see this being appealing for some of the itafashion types if it sat any better and had any sense to how the fabric is cut
>>8821034
I would wear the shit out of this
This is talent
The lines are ALMOST straight?
I'm not sure what that is other than definitely not the milky way.
There's no need to point out that it's handmade darling, we can tell. I also enjoy the crayon scribble background.
I did check, and the only evidence is a photo, but the "artist" doesn't LOOK under 5 years old.
"deformed" at least they're honest.
w-what the
>>8820124
ick. Pretty sure I bought something like this as a teen from hot-topic in like 2005 and immediately regretted it. Who the fuck would wear something like this in 2016.
>>8821062
ayy lmao
>>8821034
Would buy it for my IT friends.
>>8821042
shrimp print when, AP
>>8821059
galaxy tit with extended nipple
>>8821032
I'm gonna need that shop name.
>>8821042
If you want a shrimp accessory, definitely get one of the realistic food ones.
>>8821063
>decoden rock
Now I've seen everything.
>>8821056
when you got cabos but no bezels
>>8821352
www.etsy.com/shop/JellyGummies
Let me live vicariously through you
>>8820083
Aschenputtel?
Holy shit these are all terrible
>>8820101
I kind of like this, but the material makes it ugly. I would definitely buy this if it was made of something prettier and of higher quality. It kind of reminds me of Victorian-era clothing.
>>8821066
This isn't the menhera thread, anon.
Not exactly regretsy, but man...
>>8820117
It says it's a running skirt. A bunch of people wear them when they do marathons and stuff, especially Disney ones.
>>8821741
That looks pretty regretful to me, anon.
>>8821066
It's like she tried being creppy but it gives me a Minion feel honestly.
>>8821583
>>8821032
So weird, yet strangely attractive. It's calling to the weird psychedelic 90s grunge part of me.
>>8822016
i kept reading that as "jelly cummies" for a few seconds and was horrified
>>8821034
top kek
>>8820117
i can picture a sorority girl wearing this desu. my sisters wore shitty party city tier shit like this all the time and thought it was couture.
>>8821038
see i love tumblr-ironic shit like this, but outside of posting a vapor-wave aethestic pic on tumblr, where would this even be socially acceptable to wear?
>>8822113
Wear it to your next gyno appointment
>>8822113
well they're underwear so I guess it's acceptable to wear them under your clothes
You know, the opposite of how superman does it
>>8822135
oh yeah sorry i meant it in a more general manner. I meant shops like happy monday and that produce this type of stuff, when its on other clothing you can wear visibly.
>>8821741
Those grapes look like shit-coated tumors. I can see what they were going for with these, but they need a LOT of work- on painting, texturing, sculpting, everything- before they can be considered good enough to sell.
>>8822016
This looks like Dolores Umbridge in a swimming cap.
>>8820079
As someone who works with avant garde fashion, I fucking love this. Like.. Instead have the model's hair in a simple top bun or up-do and then turn the collar around so it's going against the nape of the neck instead. Or instead of hair on the model at all, a bald model would be awesome.
>>8822187
cannot unsee
>>8820126
I might buy this
>>8820590
>a makeup store in Portland that has an eyeshadow based on this
Portland anon here. I need to know the name of this store ASAP
>>8822841
never mind. I can't read.
What do you even wear this with? T shirt and jeans and weird door knocker bib
>>8823251
>gothic ageplay
"How can I charge £70 for my fabric scraps"
I can't wait to wear my £145 muppet guts
Mostly posting because the icon made me think it was a frilly bald spot frame
kawaii concussion-chan
>>8823251
Is that Violet Fane?
LOL SO RANDUM XD
>>8823257
And now that's all I can see. Thanks, anon.
It's tacky and the heart is badly sewn and it's overpriced, it's regrettable
>>8820098
If Tom Haverford was a brony
>that presentation
you didn't even try
>>8821034
That shirt is the shit.
What happens when your mum tells you your art is perfect and you believe her
>>8823272
Surprised they didn't toss in 'mad hatter' somewhere given how it looks.
>>8823277
>feedback: 28 reviews
Does that mean 28 people bought from their store?
A+ would bleed on
>>8822155
I got a couple of shirts from Happy Monday and O-MIGHTY and honestly I do like the stores to a certain extent.
thin ur paints
I, too, glue random shit to my bras
nice banana peel hair
>>8823281
>14 good boy points
jesus
gross lol
people who think every print fabric from the children's section is suitable for fun clothing for adults
>>8823294
>MLP
>rave bra
>lolita
>candy wonderland
None of this makes sense and I know for the a fact on the right one, that swirly whipped thing is the top off a cupcake lipgloss.
>>8823320
Not gonna lie, I want to start making shit like this for a quick buck on tumblr.
>mfw someone on FB made shitty bow collars
>people left and right were snatching them up for $20 a pop
>>8823325
As a first grade teacher, I would wear the shit out of this
>>8821038
NGL I would wear these. They're stupid and funny and I like them. But at novelty store prices, not $10 a pop, because I'm not gonna pay $10 for underwear that isn't sexy as hell.
>>8823260
This is cute and I'd really want it if the construction was better desu
>>8820071
>profiting off dead people
>>8822113
You're shitposting on 4chan and it's underwear. Let's be real, it's not like anyone's ever gonna see it except for maybe your cats.
>>8821059
>>8823263
>gifts for her
here my love, i got you this whimsical unicorn poop ornament for our birthday. it symbolizes our relationship.
>>8822056
The candy of choice for turbo-sluts
>>8820071
Imagine someone taking an up skirt photo of someone and see this.
>>8823750
brb loling forever
>>8820114
chewed gum and glass it looks like.
>>8823277
28 people bought from there
my stuff has been on etsy forever and have few reviews, it means my stuff is uggo in comparision
>>8823251
All I can imagine is an emo picture with the caption 'Knocking on the door to my heart' or something equally cringey. The fabric could have made a cool dress, but this is just so tacky.
>>8823260
I don't understand why people draw mouths like that. It looks like they've been punched in the face, or chewing, and it always looks shit. The rest of this disaster is terrible too, but it can be easily fixed with practice, and to be honest it'd look way better without the lumpy eye highlights and that goddamn mouth.
>>8823287
I've seen worse, but that is worth £2. They didn't even sand the thing, jfc.
>>8823312
>No brows
>Mouth and nose drawn on in pen
>Lint
>Skirt and bow made in Minecraft
>Those eyes
Yes, £12.43 well spent.
>>8820117
These are running skirts, you wear them over shorts/leggings. I own a couple and wear them to Disney races.
>>8823266
>dirndl tracht
Rustles my jimmies
>>8820071
I miss Regretsy.
>>8823280
at least. not every buyer leaves feedback.
>>8823603
that made me think of this goddamn nonsense.
>>8823337
was it this?
>>8824493
Shit like this is why we can't have nice things.
>>8820142
Literally a quilt fabric.
>>8820087
I'm nitpicking. That date stamp.
>>8823603
I had similar thoughts.
>>8824271
CF4L
Neva Foregtsy
>>8824493
Add some more satin ruffles and you've got it spot on.
>>8821046
I'm pretty sure they used actual whip cream and eddible peals
>>8824165
if this is your art, it's fucking hilarious.
Don't worry anon, if someone buys a peice of shit art like in the post; you'll sell something eventually. I would buy this over that any day.
>>8820071
PANTS MAGIC PANT
>>8823272
>Materials: creativity
>>8824622
Not that anon but I'm pretty sure it's not their art, and that they use it as a reaction pic
I've seen it a few times before so I don't think so atleast
>>8820688
Lists, or sells?
>>8820878
Can you imagine stepping on that on the way to pee in the middle of the night?
>>8820590
must...resist...temptation...to....buy!
"Pink and Blue Lolita Dress"
$50
>>8825856
the icon looks like it's topped with a cherry
>>8826508
Yeah, I see it. Like an ugly sheet cake.
>>8820087
Remove the retarded ear things, and this would honestly be a cute hat for a little girl.
>>8824548
>neva forgetsy
my sides
nice background too
At least get the wrinkles out, jeez
satan, pls
>>8824165
link it here anon
>>8826802
I think those 'wrinkles' are the fabrics pattern. I mean it would look more wonky if they were real. But still looks awful.
>>8826805
What the shit is this? Who thinks visible serging is a good idea? I mean the rest of this skirt is a disaster but seriously, the black thread is what really gets to me.
>>8820083
Was gonna make a joke about her Tyson teeth, but I realized it was just a piece of dirt on my screen.
>>8828182
Do it anyways. Don't admit defeat.
>>8821035
I was so distracted by the dress I had to take a second look to confirm that, yes, that bitch is half lemon.
>>8825856
If you are a bigger size with VERY big tits, it could propably work.
but holey shit your bust needs to be huge
>>8828080
didn't notice till you pointed it out, wtf
>>8823277
the ones with the ~inspirational quotes~ get me
>>8829676
>Try and fail, but never fail to try
They sure took that one to the heart
>>8829676
Sometimes I want this sort of thing ironically.
>>8829695
I know how that feels. I know one girl that is just awful at drawing (the etsy girl above is actually better), and she always makes attempts to draw yaoi or nudes so I've been considering to order some stuff from her and send to all my friends
Brichibi Cosplay and her wood burning never fail to be ugly.
>>8829867
The left one is pretty in-character, but yeah, that's wonky.
Here's a serious question about Etsy,
If it doesn't look like shit, and has a reasonable price for what your getting - Is it actually any good? I've been looking at things around $100~ that look pretty decent but I don't know anything about the site other than literally anyone can upload things.
I'm assuming there's some kind of Ebay rep system in place?
>>8830218
you notice the yellow stars by a seller's name? that's their feedback rating.
>>8823294
>38A
Is... is this "rave bra" meant for men? And here I thought it couldn't get any better.
>>8830351
probably just an idiot who doesn't know how bras work.
>>8829695
We know, tumblr, we know.
>>8821049
>m'lord
I kekked
>>8821364
Sauce?
>>8826800
>that McDonald's pancake tray on the floor
>>8820079
thats pretty cool
>>8828080
its a punk thing
you wouldnt understand grandma
>>8829676
>>8823277
Those are all prints (aka printed out on her fathers crappy printer). Here is what she takes for original art NOT PRINT
>>8831485
Jesus fucking Christ what
Is she 12?
>>8831485
Not even an inspirational saying? What a ripoff.
>>8829867
It looked fine in the thumbnail, and I imagine it'd look fine to people who didn't know/care much about things like proportion or decent art. Left one especially looks completely fine at first glance, until the wonky eyes and misplaced chin float into sight. I'm pretty sure this is why terrible art is so easy to sell online- people just don't notice how awful it looks until they're holding it in their hands and remember how much they've paid for it.
>>8831485
I like the eyes. Looks like she has floating pupils. I really want to know who bought her art, though, it's got to be her family or friends but I can imagine a few very dumb weebs liking this shit.
>>8831485
Omg, she sold 2 of her own prints and the rest of her sales are all stolen pics and official art. Holy crap. At least try not to have 'original' in the shop name when you're as original as a Chinese ripoff.
>>8831485
>>8832159
>>8826800
>chinese power animals book
>sandwiched between rainbow horses
found the otherkin
>>8821364
That one is realistic, though. There's a type of foam gummy sweet from England called shrimps.
>>8832229
Oh my god. I thought she'd be able to get at least one part right.
Also, if that's her in the pic, she doesn't look like a twelve year old, so there's no reason for her to think that printing a poster on cardstock is a good idea. Lol at the 'matte photo paper' and 'you should have sent it back because it's not my fault and I want everyone to be happy :(' backpedals.
>>8832289
This is disgusting.
>>8831243
That's actually a lid for sterilite brand storage containers.
>>8832289
wait a tic, that corset sells on ebay for $14 SHIPPED. I have the black version of it and it's the saddest corset ever, not made for people with actual boobs.
>>8829676
holy love of everything, i just died laughing while cringing so hard. what an odd feeling to be so disgusted and simultaneously empathetic.
these poor souls...
Sometimes I want to make terrible shit and put it on etsy at prices just high enough to attract weebs. I don't care if it ends up here, I'm making money from selling shitty things to stupid people.
Not exactly Etsy but they have a store and they fully intend to try to sell this monstrosity.
>>8823268
kek
>>8823268
>>8833794
I feel so bad because someone took a lot of time to crochet that and the end result is still fugly
>>8836418
That looks like a Littlest Pet Shop figure covered in shitty nail polish.
>>8836490
That's exactly what it is.
>>8820106
>hat
>hat
>hat
>hat
>by the way guys
>it's a fucking hat
>in case you missed it
>this is a hat
>hat
>hat
>>8821062
>>8836504
materials: hat
>>8833794
I hope someday to make crochet lolita an actual thing, but like pic related.
>>8831485
I feel sorry for her. I hope that, with lots of practice, she ends up becoming really good someday to make up for this embarrassment.
>>8836418
as a LPS collector (since 2003) this makes me so angry.
why would you ruin a perfectly good LPS like this?
>>8832289
dem mardi gras beads lol
>>8836731
honestly, the fact that they're trying to sell it when its so shit makes me madder. i've seen really cute customs done that honestly look like something lps would crank out for comic con or a collector set and those are worth it. i know everyone has to start somewhere, but you should wait at least until you can produce clean work (and use actual fuckin paint) before you try to sell it.
this does make me want to do a proper pastel galaxy custom though.
>>8836694
I can see Baby releasing something like this. Would buy if it was done tastefully
>>8836796
She's been doing customs for years according to her instagram. Mostly old my little pony bases. It's weird because the paint job on those aren't nearly as horrendous and look like she took her time, but I'm pretty positive she has no desire to get better and just cranks out shit for what she thinks is quick cash because there's no indication of improvement as you go through her gallery. Also since you mentioned galaxy...
>>8837690
>smoke weed everyday
>>8836731
Yo show us your collection
Or post on /toy/ and link
>>8837699
kek
>>8837690
>masterpiece
>>8837792
>tfw most if it is in boxes and id have to explain to the people i live with why im dragging out 4 boxes full of lps
maybe i will, i have a lot of them that are pretty rare now days, plus most of them are the old ones from the early 2000's, i brag a lot about it ;_;
>>8836796
yea theres some cute customs and i respect those, but so many of them are god awful
..maybe i should start painting the lps i dont like and selling them
>>8837690
Why do they both look like they have pink eye?
>>8832159
>224 total sales
You would be smiling this much if you made several thousand dollars in cash selling copyright infringed photos of tourist locations edited in paint and some pathetic sketches that look like they were made by a 9 year old that watched hentai one time
>>8840156
I honestly don't understand how someone who is not a literal child- a very young child- could look at that Dorito face drawn on a piece of printer paper and think that it was comparable to the fully-coloured traditional paintings/ line drawings/ basic goddamned chibi art that Etsy churns out. I mean, at least make an effort.
$65 for this
>>8843213
This makes me happier than I want to admit
>>8843213
Agh! What'd they do to Peggy? This is hideous.
>>8836418
>>8836796
>>8837690
This bitch is the one from >>8841342
She's a known Florida thief with a criminal record online.
>>8843330
I'm searching for stuff attached to the name she uses on her Etsy, the only reconds I can find are for a teen who died in 2007...help an anon out?
>>8843330
All I'm seeing is something about a driver's license. Any source of her being a theif?
>>8843306
because peggy thinks she's fluent in spanish but sucks at it so hard that her spoken spanish was used in a court of mexican law to prove she was too stupid to commit a crime.
The seller probably made it to honor Peggy which is retarded but if you see it as a joke it's amazing.
>>8843377
Suddenly this makes a lot more sense, thanks.
>>8843368
at least tell us how to find it in the archives