What's the best way to hide 30,000 in cash from the po po?
Would putting it in a bunch of thermos flasks and burying them in the garden keep them water tight?
>>1150437
Buy some ETH with it.
>>1150437
Don't listen to the Ethercuck, as soon as you put that into a paypal or any online platform it'll raise a red flag, and as soon as you cash out on your potential gains down the road, you would have to receive the payment through another platform... Again... Raising a flag. Your best bet at keeping your cash safe is in a wall or little stash spots everywhere, if you have a couch try undoing some of the stitches and slipping it in there, inside a computer could work as long as the police don't suspect you of any sort of gang or web based scam activity, the garden could work but beware of neighbors and if you're on parole, your PO obviously. Keep the money in hundreds to save space, if you want to not have the burden of having to stash 20+ thermos or 30 stacks around the house, find an expensive product from a store with a good return policy and simply rotate those assets around. Macs can be good for it since they are so expensive and have relatively small boxes. If you're smart you'd launder the money by buying the macs and reselling on eBay for a tiny loss or gain
>>1151832
>For such a low amount of $30k
Why even fucking bother
>>1151834
Who knows, from the sound of it, this might be the kid's only amount of money.
buy gold and put it in your ass
>>1151844
This works too
>>1151844
sweet poop stained gold
>>1150437
go to your local PD dressed like a plumber and start jackhammering tiles out in the main lobby, if anyone asks your "fixing a burst pipe". stash the bags of money under the new floor you install. youtube can teach you to install flooring if you don't currently know how.
this is the ideal solution as they would never expect someone to hide something from them in their own building.
Just put 2k in five different banks in small increments over the course of three years. Then wait a year before moving it into investing vehicles.
That's the slow way
The fastest way is to buy shitcoins. That way you won't have to worry about the money after you lose it all.
>>1151844
Ahhh yes, poop gold. The best gold.
