>you evaluate Apple's earnings report
>Chad's thundercock makes her pussy contort
>>1375840
what was the earnings report. i havent seen it
>>1375840
>you buy and hold three bitcoins
>chad vigorously rubs her loins
>>1375840
>Chad fucks up, pops the conderoo
>Chad now pays for child support
>"yay, Chad, you graduated!! What are you gonna do now with that spanking new Gender Studies degree?"
>Chad gets a job at some small T-Mobile
>Chad makes $5,000-10,000 a month
>only sees about 60%
>He roommates with a group of his nu-male buddies who are either graphic designers, indie game devs, or """programmers""" looking to move to SanFran
>Meanwhile, your making $250,000 a month because you found the trend between popular tech, oil resurgence, and pharmaceuticals.
>yfw
>>1375871
>you make $250,000 a month
>she sucks up Chad's cum like a sponge
finally a good meme
>you study Domodaran finance online hoping to become the next Buffet and download robinmeme
>Chad goes to the library with her to study.... her vag
>>1375840
wheres my report anon.
>>1375871
You know, people on this site like to say that Chads always land good jobs with just their charm, but most of the alpha guys I've known have wound up in situations like this, usually making minimum wage and rooming with stoners and dropouts.
>>1375877
Too botched up, Anon. Try something like this:
>you study Dromodaran finance
>against Chad her hymen stands no chance
>you wish you were like Warren Buffett
>just thinking about Chad makes her wet
>you download robinhood in hopes to make some cash
>tonight her vag Chad will smash
>
>>1375888
>trips
>and talent
just world hypothesis: bunk
>>1375888
>>1375840
> implying you can't be Chad and trade/invest/whatever else.
Why the obsessive infatuation with chad? Focus on yourself. Pro-tip; thats what chad does.
>>1375840
>>1375858
>>1375879
still waiting on my report you cuck fetish degenerate motherfucker
>you create a passive income
>she's at Chad's house covered in cum
>you wait to buy the dip
>she has Chad's sperm on her top lip
>you create an automatic trading system
>Chad takes bitches home to fist 'em
>you study the price/earnings ratio
>she's giving Chad and his friends fellatio
>>1376662
Beautifully done, bravo!
>>1375877
>>1375888
>Based Domodaran
>>1375840
Who is Chad? Why are you talking about "pussy"? Is this a shitpost?
>>1375877
old meme. used to be done with sasha grey.
>She watches the movies of Jean-Luc Godard, Andrei Tarkovsky and Akira Kurosawa.
>You went to see The Transformers in 3D
>you investigate the trumpcoin meme
>Chad is busy making her scream
>you do something related to business or finance
>Chad does something related to sexual relations with a woman
