Robinhood General Thread - /rgt/
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FAQs for Robinhood
> How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade.
It's also pretty basic software.
> When is it coming to my country?
Probably never. They only have plans on an Australian beta ( https://robinhood.com/au/).
> It's been X days, why isn't my account isn't verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
> Is this the right place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
No, please go to Stocktwits, Plebbit, or one of our many chat groups.
> What's a good penny stock to invest in?
Don't buy penny stocks you cum guzzling mouth breathing retard.
> I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
No, that would actually be illegal. Robinhood graphs are just shit and only show you an average, not-really-realtime price. To get Bid/Ask prices and important things like candlestick graphs, you should use a more robust platform.
> Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using Yahoo/Google finance or even Stocktwits for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
> If I have Robinhood do I need to worry about 'Free riding' violations?
No, its not applicable for limited margin accounts (instant), and if you don't have instant, RH won't let you buy with unsettled funds
> Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
Yes, download an android emulator. Setup is extremely easy. http://www.memuplay.com/
Use the catalog you fucking babies.
BUY AMDS DIP NOW!!
>>1323413
AMD WILL GOTO 7-8 A GODDAM SHARE. MARK MY WORDS. SCREEN CAP THIS SHIT.
Disregard all Noko posts going forward. He had his chance as meme prophet and failed horribly.
Today's massacre will be featured on the calendar. At least my 3.3% gains only fell to 1.2%. Diversify, niggas.
Nokobro lied about VHC and cost me money.
>VHC
>-14%
>tfw I bought AMD at $2 and sold it because I thought NVDA was taking over
Also, thoughts on ZFGN?
DO NOT PANIC SELL NVNC. IT HELD AT 0.82 AND IS NOW BACK @0.97.
$AMD
$NVNC
FUCK NOKO, WE'RE STILL GOING TO MAKE IT.
>>1323461
*NVCN
What's resistance for NVCN ?
why oh why didn't I buy $TWTR earlier?
>>1323461
HOLLLLLLLD
WHERE MY NVCN NIGGAS @?
>>1323468
0.82
>>1323456
%18 in the red now.
Noko should save the little dignity he has left and never post again on here
IF YOU HAVEN'T SOLD VHC NOW GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. CUT YOU'RE LOSSES AND MOVE ON WE'VE BEEN NOKO'D.
>>1323461
Bough $NVCN premarket @.97 expecting gap fill. Sold @.97 because it was a shit meme.
get in om NVCN y/n?
might gain 10% If im lucky
I'm still faithful to the Church of Noko
Pls Noko, enlighten me. What should I do next?
>>1323504
same as noko is
sell all vhc
Man, I really feel bad for that anon that bought VHC at $6.43
>>1323506
Completed, I set a stop loss last week so I didn't get as shredded as anons who got locked out
A guy in NOKO's chatroom killed himself after he lost 7k.
gais what happened to CERU? :(
>>1323500
It's looking like NVCN is more than a meme. Enter with caution. Set a tight stoploss. After it's performance in the past 3 market days, I'm going long on this one. Do what feels right for you though.
>>1323408
How long do we hold onto AMD for?
>>1323514
Staying the fuck away.
>>1323518
My assumptions...slightly before their new shit comes out.
>>1323524
I think they have a card coming out this Friday and then the hype card on the 29th. Just a day or two before, then?
>>1323514
you should just sell it, it peaked already
>>1323512
Proof?
>>1323518
Until early July. Longer if the bullish trend continues. The RX480 is releasing on the 29th of June.
>>1323529
Where is it coming out this friday? I can't find that. I thought it wasn't until 29th they were even coming out with their rx 480.
>>1323529
>>1323524
Jesus you stupid neet retards. You think the market cares about the day a new card hits the shelves? That's been priced in for MONTHS. They are not /g/. They are not salivating over their battlestations to run out and buy it to play whatever furry simulator at 60 fps you guys are all fawning over nowadays.
fuck. such morons.
Thanks Noko! Buying in at 4.53, can't wait to sell it back to you suckers at a premium before the next pump.
>>1323523
Smart man.
>>1323512
seriously?
>>1323540
reeeeeeeeee
nvcn is now over
it was a good ride
>>1323540
Don't listen to the Nvidia shill. Price target for AMD recently went up.http://finance.yahoo.com/news/advanced-micro-amd-price-target-131401238.html
>YFW VHC isn't even listed as oversold yet on FinViz
Today was Meme Holocaust. Even funnier, because today was a legitimately good stock day.
NOKO HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING
>>1323512
I don't even care if fabricated, right to the calendar.
> don't care if I'm losing money as long as I lose it with you
Lmao Noko if your fad put like 30k on it Jes gonna disown your ass
VHC near 25% loss and there's still 3 hours of trading left.
>>1323580
Seriously.
Wouldn't buying VHC be a good tJing now that it's dropped or do we wait for it to drop more
>>1323591
Wait for a support point to be established
die noko, you fucking faggot
the only comfort i get from this is that you are even more broke than i am
die noko, you fucking faggot
Anyone got advice about MGT? It's looking scary I think I should hold though.
He never said to buy it, he said it was crashing multiple times
You guys just thought he was sarcastic
>>1323595
drop that bitch
>>1323512
R.I.P.
>>1323591
We take our losses in the chin and move on. VHC is a parent troll. Apple is fucking Apple. You do the math.
The Great VHC Holocaust >>> ceru mah nigga
I need a fucking meme. Someone post some dank shit I can fucking throw my money into. NVCN, and MGT etc. are for gay niggers. They already fucking spiked. Throw down some rumors bois.
>>1323563
A "legitimately good stock day?"
By whose standards? I woke up, saw nothing important happening (other than the diversity of my stocks making the VHC drop nothing to worry about), and went the fuck back to sleep. Considering doing it again.
>>1323605
lmao
>>1323605
Go away, Noko. We know you use 2 trips.
$4.25
>Cheaper than a $5 footlong
Guys, what's the next memestock that's going to the moon? I need something big.
VHC annihilated me.
>>1323603
You're doing this all wrong. You need to pick the new meme stock, buy, and then start shilling it to others.
>>1323603
VBLT.
>>1323620
CERU my nigga
Fuck it I got nothing to lose except a grand I'm holding VHC
Thanks for helping me recover from VHC Gears
The new memes
>PSID
>GDPMQ
>WRESQ
>PWSEF
>URG
>PLM
>UPLMQ
>LPTH
>SUNW
>>1323620
$FATE
>>1323634
If you haven't sold out now you might as well.
>>1323629
>>1323631
Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would take all the info this guy and Noko spewed at this general for weeks, and realize that the best plays are to
1. short vhc as it plummets when nothing happens
2. buy vhc after the plummet
YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SEE $20 AND DIDN'T PREPARE FOR ANY OTHER OUTCOME
>>1323636
Throw me the specifics on these.
NVCN isn't done yet. Pumps don't behave like this.
Help me figure out how his morning was /biz/ ???
1/2 -without bubbles
>>1323475
I've been pricing call options for the last month but just never pulled the trigger. Don't want to own it, but would like to catch upside upon buyout.
why didn't noko shill nvcn? that one was legit
>>1323646
You fuckers constantly teased the losers here that it was a moon mission
I appreciate this though, as it gives me even more opportunity to buy the dip and sell ASAP
CERU my nigga
Welp, my money is tied up for the next month. Unless my RNG experiment pays off soon. Hoping for CERU launch end of June but ready to go longer if needed.
>>1323650
How was his day /biz/ ???
2/2 -with bubbles
>>1323653
Because he's a fuck up. Ignore him and his broko alt trip. Gears is a bro though.
>>1323656
It made quite a bit the first go round, and is still likely to continue doing this into the future. Why do you not understand what "moon mission" actually means in real life?
>>1323661
Gear is clearly our third account, to balance out the eight accounts that "CERU my nigga" uses to astroturf.
What's a good time to buy in on BLIN? What's the high?
>he bought VHC
>he thinks he's going to make it
>>1323664
It's a fucking retarded trading strategy and I'm loving every laugh. Definitely better to buy VHC before monday, when anything could happen and Apple is still stalling, and lose a ton of your money, be tied up in this shit for possibly months, and potentially lose most of your initial investment as Apple keeps stalling or even wins the case.
You could just buy dips and short a highly speculative stock with no fundamentals holding it up. Or you could buy into the hype like you, Noko, did.
Thank god for gears
>tripfags got burned and their egos are causing them.to backtrack, move goalposts AND be revisionist faggots
>>1323664
>Called them accounts
Your Reddit is showing.
Noko also shilled ELTP FYI
>>1323673
Being "tied up" in a stock for months is just fine. The stock market is not going to pack up and shut down in a month.
As the trends move, do your due diligence and make proper stop losses and limit sells to your heart's content.
There was no "buy into the hype." We showed that this company has a history of being highly volatile. Volatile stocks make great gains when you use the market properly.
>>1323678
>used a word to consolidate the combination of IDs and tripcodes because IDs are literally calculated as a session hash equivalent to an account on a specific user identifier
>apparently a redditor and not a programmer
>>1323682
Identity politics has nothing to do with this.
>>1323677
All I do is the calendar :(
>>1323695
Yeah you're chill, calendar on my nigga
>>1323695
Keep it up. You're doing good work.
>>1323622
how do you find shit to shill?
>>1323695
And we do appreciate it.
>>1323681
Obituary thread. Let us mourn our fallen brethren, they will never make it.
>>1323691
No, it's not just fine when the company is a patent troll with only one case going for them, with no exact date for the case, and the possibility that they will lose the case. CERU is a huge meme pharma gamble but your odds are over 60/40 and there is an exact date to play. VHC is a fucking awful pick compared to even that.
Enjoy being tied up in something you can't escape without a loss for months. I'll happily help you average down with my buy-in today :^)
>>1323695
Thank you for your service.
>>1323706
Get a stock screener and find a volatile stock that has just went down. See if it is at its historical low then buy and shill. That has the best chance of working. Try to stay below 5 bucks.
>>1323706
Find a stock screener, and then use your eyes. Apply some fundamental analysis. Use basic logic an judgement. Shill it in this general. Difficult stuf.,
>>1323682
Yeah BLIN, thinking about letting go soon
>>1323725
Good idea, its heading down now, hopefully end of lunch it will have another run
I'm going long in VBLT. Wish me luck comrapes.
>>1323719
>The possibility that they will lose the case
In a court that has never ruled away from patent trolls, in a state that supports them, in a world where this summer a fun-loving single mother
>Enjoy being tied up
Who does not?
>CERU's odds are over 60/40
You know why those statistics are shitty? Because they were recently in your ass.
>>1323721
You know that the fundamental value of a company has nothing to do with the stock's value other than the perceived value of the stock made by other fundamental traders, right?
How do you like your fickle self-fulfilling prophecy?
>>1323497
Don't listen to this leghumper, hold on the VHC. It will go back up after the court rules against Apple.
>>1323735
Damn right I got them out my ass, but I'll stand by them. They have good management, a good product, and have put out before. But it's still a calculated risk.
VHC can, and most likely will, lose the case, or settle for a pittance of what they are aiming for. You are truly delusional if you see this company standing a chance against a titan like Apple. Emotional trading is going to get you burned (even more than you are now.)
>>1323735
I like it a lot. Thanks for asking.
>>1323745
Have they not beaten apple before
>>1323741
>Help me hold my bags
>that guy who used his kid's college funds to go all in on VHC
>>1323749
They have. Multiple times.
Holy fuck! Went super big into CERU and look at those swings. It is going to be a hell of a ride for the next month or so.
>>1323749
Goy, you are right, this is a ticket to the moon. Let me help you average down for the sweet price of only $4.99 a share!
Today is a day my net worth will not soon forget. Time to drown my sorrows in weed and anal creampie porn.
>>1323717
Die, faggot.
>not holding AMD long for a guaranteed 100% return by 2016 Q4
Possibly more
Does anyone know why ANY (Sphere 3d) sucked so much dick today? Trying to decide whether this is a good buy.
>ATH- $10.25
>Trading at ATL - $0.84
I can't find any news on it to catalyze the 10% drop today.
>>1323759
>tfw no qt azn gf
>>1323759
Jesus
THREAD THEME SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQ_WBiyFDk
>>1323757
Clearly a very volatile stock!!!!!
>>1323757
Looks like your dragon dildo is on its way from amazon.
>>1323766
Shhh. Let the yellow short bus keep burning their money despite this opportunity looking right at them. I tried. Now I'm done.
bought the vhc dip
>>1323759
>anal cream pie porn
God help me I love that too
http://www.wikihow.com/Cope-with-Loss-and-Pain
It's ok guys we'll all get through this together....
By buying CERU, my nigga
>>1323766
I've placed all my hopes on AMD and it's 2% down, the spaghetti is spilling. I'm not made for this
>>1323788
man hold it til july, do it. It'll be cool.
>>1323788
patience
it will go +5000% in early july
>>1323788
>Hands this weak
>>1323794
I will be strong
>>1323788
Literally buy AMD and walk away. Keep buying the dips.
Thank me later
>>1323799
Aight, buy order at .15, let's hope it hits.
Ya'll need to hop on the MCZ train right now.
>>1323798
keep an eye on that calendar should give you some idea what you're getting into.
>>1323407
All of AMD's news is priced in already. I don't see much movement until Q3 earnings or Zen benchmarks.
>>1323407
Why is the R9 390X date on the calendar?
i thought it was already released.
>>1323810
Aren't these news priced in already tho?
>>1323808
first time I've lol'd in a while
thx for that
>>1323817
fuck probably, I can see it giving you a bump when it rolls out. Waiting on some high profile benchmarks for any kind of flux.
If you did any one of the following today:
>held your shares of VHC
>bought more or back into VHC "on the dip"
Basically, IF YOU DID NOT SELL at the ~5.00 mark...
Slap yourself. You're retarded.
>>1323816
Oh shit, I cocked up. Sorry, most of these submissions are done hidden under prying eyes of my boss.
>>1323835
Elaborate, why should someone have sold it all at about $5?
>disclaimer, I had a stop loss at $5.25 that triggered so I'm out already
>tfw only 2 shares in SKLN this weekend
Also AMD is a terrible buy right now
>>1323835
RH should be getting the slapping in this case
>Taking a morning run right after markets open
>RH being shit didn't give me an alert when VHC tanked
>Already 4.70ish when I check
>>1323846
BRUTAL
So is blin done for the day or what's the buy in?
>>1323841
Why is it a terrible buy, anon?
>>1323846
Hey don't feel so bad. You probably wouldn't have been able to sell anyway lmao.
>>1323856
Because I bought at 5.15 then it immediately dropped to 5.10.
C U C K E D
U
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>>1323854
Hard to say, anything that'll happen will so within the next 45mins. I like this entry.
>>1323863
rest in peace
>>1323840
Do you really need me to explain it to you? For the same reason you set the stop loss.
It was obvious something unusual was happening and that it wasn't going to slow down after such a significant loss.
Ideally everyone would have done what you did and set a stop loss somewhere around 5.20, and that's normally what I do every morning (I don't like to keep a permanent stop loss).
Unfortunately for me, I was out at $5 but Jesus look at it! It's fucking hemorrhaging!
>>1323858
True. I didn't lose too much, only like $50. Not too bad. I'm lucky I got out at 4.66. I've learned my lesson to not listen to tripfag shilling, I'm going to do my own research and find my own stocks which i believe to be good buys.
>>1323874
This really is the end of trips. Except Gear, gear's good.
>>1323874
>told the entire time to research the stock and watch the direction it goes in order to swing trade it
>goes against that
>"i've learned my lesson!!!!!"
clearly not
>>1323879
I don't blame trips. I really don't. I knew exactly what I was doing and I blame myself. It wasn't an investment to me to begin with. It was gambling, and I knew that.
I'll take it on the chin today and laugh about it tomorrow
>>1323874
No sane man blindly trusts some guy on a Senegalese whistle collecter forum
>>1323874
We all know you're just gonna wait for the next big meme like the rest of us, you don't have to lie
>>1323886
true
MGT
G
T
http://ir.stockpr.com/mgtci/company-news/detail/859
>>1323897
Just jumped on. Lets hope this gets interesting.
>>1323901
MOON, LOOK AT THE VOLUME
>>1323904
Oh baby
>>1323912
The fuck you talking about?
>>1323915
It never gets old
PGLC
GALXF
>>1323922
This is RGT, we don't buy OTC because we're plebs
>>1323922
GALXF is always a good buy, especially if you can get it .36 or lower
>>1323928
LOL i know, I'm up a 1000 tho in case anyone else here isn't only RH and has something else
What has the biggest death toll in RBG history now?
>TTNP
>CERU
>VHC
>PTX
>NVCN
>Robinhood trading platform
you guys should have seen the manic phase coming on and shorted
>:^)
>;)
TLOG up 43%
>>1323947
Think we'll see $5 by friday? I'm guessing we get another one of these huge dips next monday. We'll probably see a run-up to it too.
>>1323947
God I fucking hate you Gear. At least the VHC faggot went down with his ship.
>>1323942
PTX is my biggest loss so far. I just didn't have faith in it and dumped it when it started going down. If I held I would have come out ahead on this last spike.
>>1323955
What was I supposed to do?
>>1323955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
6/20/2016
>The Cuckening
Never forget!
VHC AIN'T FUCKING OVER GOD DAMMIT, hate to sound like a Berniefag but it isn't over till it's over. If you took a big hit like a lot of us did, you might as well hold, you shouldn't have ever put in money you NEEDED just fuck around money, cmon gents common sense
>>1323961
Figured you killed yourself, looking for the right song?
>>1323967
>this is a man who bought in at 6.50 and now is suffering from near stocktwits level of delusions.
http://seekingalpha.com/article/3982995-pershing-gold-chromadex-exposed-barry-honig-names-fall-70minus-80-percent
Good shorting opportunity in PGLC and CDXC?
>not jumping ship the first time VHC crashed
>>1323969
More like 5.90 but meh... I like how exciting this all is though, I feel alive!
>>1323942
>TTNP
Is actually the only one with any future. I refused to sell it when it went down and I'm still holding. I'm up on Titan right now, actually. I think we'll see TTNP shares trading at $8 by years end.
>>1323947
Don't get an ego, all it takes is one bad call.
>>1323967
It's dead, bro.
>>1323982
thanks for the advice
>>1323947
>shorting
>robinhood
The fuck do you niggers keep suggesting short positions in an rh thread. You can't short stock on rh.
NASDAQ: $MOSY
i'm sorry i was too late friends but as a utter poor fuck i only bought $5 worth at 0.33
it's now at 0.51
going for $3 by the end of the year. still a good buy.
>>1323988
Rhg is just memestocks general family
>>1323988
You're right, I know it isn't an available option
I tend to forget this is a RH thread
>>1323982
Also, I know the deal. I have made bad calls before and have learned much from them. This wasn't an egotistical call or a bad one, in fact it worked out because I took my time to get into it
>>1323995
that's what I thought
>>1323994
Can you give some analysis on the fundamentals and why the end of the year is your target, and if there are more short-term targets?
>>1323998
What broker do you use for your shorts if you don't mind me asking?
>>1324002
interactive brokers is great for shorting, they usually have shares available when all other brokers dont
CERU my nigga
What are some hot meme stocks right now?
>>1324016
VHC
It's like, on sale right now
>>1324016
$RUSL guaranteed 5% minimum gain every day until Thursday.
>>1324016
CERU my nigga
>>1324016
AMD while it's at the dip
thoughts on rcpi?
>>1324005
Nice, that's who I've been looking at. Thanks for the info bro.
MKD!!!!!
>>1324001
mostly insider information. along with this article to explain whats going on. not much has changed since march but current insider trading has jumped up. they are in the starting phases of their pump scheme.
http://www.pennystocksweekly.com/fundamental_stock_reports.php?symbol=MOSY
just in case if anyone goes in i'd suggest a stop loss at 0.72
>>1324016
MCZ, my good man. Thank me later.
Ok, what am I missing? I might have 50 bucks meme cash in a week and I was thinking of looking into VHC now that it has sunk. I looked up its rating and I find this.
http://zolmax.com/investing/virnetx-holding-co-nysevhc-given-average-recommendation-of-strong-buy-by-brokerages/701637.html
Ok, strong buy I can get, but how does a stock with a historical high of 9ish bucks get rated for a target of 39 bucks after a year? All I have found is the company is called a patent troll and seems to sue for funds. Are they bringing in major cash through their regular business as well? I have seen nothing to indicate such growth in the stock.
>>1324038
What's going on with them?
>>1324016
TLOG, ARRY, and PGNX
>>1324041
Seriously, I didn't even know madcatz was still around. What is going to make their stock jump?
>>1324042
Already holding ARRY till the 30th
>>1324040
>$50
who cares, worst case you lose 2 dollars. best case you make 5 dollars.
It will probably go back up once there is some decent PR or something happens,
>researched GBIM a few days ago after someone recommended
>it's down 28%
Dodged that bullet.
>>1324050
Gear recommended that when It was on it's way up I believe so...
>>1324050
>someone
It was the name-fag known as Gear, avoid his shit at all costs.
Here are my current plans, someone please handhold me.
>Buy:
ANY
CMTL
VHC
>Short:
PGLC
CDXC
>>1324016
Look into MOR, they have great potential and recently dipped
>>1324055
I bet they just salty Noko followers.
I too am sour fellas but Noko probably swindled us all. He said it wasn't a shorters dream...apparently it was?
>>1324032
I'm looking very carefully at MOSY right now.
Seems like an easy win to sink a few hundred into and dump around $1.
Lost 250 bucks becuase rh took a shit when vhc started crashing......
>>1324046
Cause I like making money. 50 bucks is for memes but if the company is looking like it will quadruple in value over the year I can move more money into it. I just haven't seen anything that says 4 times your investment. If I did I would move 2k from savings into it.
I am a lot looser with my meme capital than I am with my real money.
>>1324061
>unironically using robinhood
Summoning noko
Seems like now is the time to get in on eltp yeah?
>>1324063
>You're a salty faggot
You're a piece of shit who tells people to buy stocks then shorts them predicting they'll dip.
Say what you will about that VHC faggot, but I think he honestly thought that was going to moon.
>>1323512
Rest in pepperoni,meme bro
>>1324069
Yeah straight to the moon he did. His dad buys in at 4. He shorts at 6. IT WAS A SWINDLE BRAHS.
>>1324069
You seriously sound like a fool, I never ever recommended VHC to anyone. I purposely made sure not to comment much about it because I was interested.
He thought it was going to the moon, I didn't. That's how the game works you filthy loser, don't bitch about it. I predicted it would fall, it fell. I had a feeling, and I was correct. In what world is that not supposed to pay off, huh?
Zero-sum game, and you lost
>>1324062
Is it your first day trading? Literally 90% of the stocks have a rating showing 200-300% upside. There are no guarunteed 400% returns unless you have a magic crystal ball that can see the future.
>>1324062
>I am a lot looser with my meme capital than I am with my real money.
Then why are you here?
>>1324081
I wasn't interested*
>39,000 in line
How long left to go?
>>1324090
4 weeks at the earliest
YO NOKO YOU STILL HERE? have you talked to your dad about VHC yet? If so What did he say ?
JUST
>>1324081
Also, I had more than a few people PM me on discord and Skype asking if I had a stake, I told them all no and why I did not, and even they stayed away after I explained to them how I felt
>>1324081
Read my post faggot, I'm talking about GBIM. I got out of VHC Friday.
Although it doesn't surprise my you were interested in VHC and never talked about it, you only recommend shit after they've peaked.
>>1324103
Literally a fucking troll. Sorry to nutride here buddy but gear has posted 3+ bread winners that went on for a couple of days jsut this past week and a half.
NOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOO has made me BROOOKOOOOO
>>1324108
Nah you made yourself broke by listening to a retard on 4chan.
You are literally more retarded than a retard.
>>1324110
Obviouslyfuckingduh. I am 100% aware of the risks I took by putting money in a possibly bad anon.
>>1324005
>interactive brokers
tell me more about this
I'm about to jump right in and this looks like a great first platform.
>>1323620
This. It has to be even bigger than VHC this time.
>>1324115
>CMTL
>>1324117
This desu
if you were going to short sell a stock wouldn't you tell people to sell it to drive the price down?
>>1324094
>Talking to broko on phone
>I have stutter in my speech
>V-vhc p-plan?
>hold it it'll rise, it's in a reversal
>b-but I nn-need to sell
>become suicidal
>buy more vhc
>it dips further
>buy more
>im starting to get better speech
>begin bagholding in pure joy
>memes ensue
>I lose my virginity to VHC
>helps me get over depression
>progress being made
>eat some shrimp for lunch
>check at how VHC has dipped further
>phone call from noko-dad
>S-SSS-SON DON'T SS-S-SELL YET
>All I can get out is "bb-but I nn-neeed"
>can't finish my sentence
>It's Ok-kk-kay ss-son
>we facetime on our iphones using the patent that AAPL stole from VHC
>he looks me right in the eyes and says in perfect speech
>"Everyone stutters one way or the other so check out my message to you."
>"As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you."
>"I'm the scat-man."
>I begin crying and hang up.
>iMessage from noko-dad using the stolen patents that AAPL took from VHC
>my dad is scatman john
>BEE BAP BAP DO-DO-DO
>YO-DO-DO-DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
