>tfw after 3 years and many spergy failed interviews I have gained the ability to talk (literally) coherently in them without having prepared and memorised the sentences beforehand (and that was a challenge in the first place)
>tfw I talked more in interviews (total words or time) than I did in 4 years of university to lecturers or (zero) friends
Fuark, I'm literally James Bond tier suave at this point. What should I do next? Talk my way in to Fort Knox or chat up supermodels?
Any tips ?
>>1277889
I've only been good for to interviews, so I'm maybe not such a massive expert as I tried to portray.
Maybe some combination of the below factors
- Speak loudly and clearly and slowly
- Realise that interviews are mostly utter bullshit tick box exercises so know what they want and give it to them. Go in to as little technical detail as possible
- Watch Donald Trump's debate performances to see how improvising can be done
- Go through many interviews
I actually prepared less for my previous two interviews than for previous ones. Zero out loud rehearsals and I set a time limit of 1 hour in terms of preparing answers to anticipated questions.
>>1277881
>tfw can just rock up in a suit unprepared and answer all their questions flawlessly
>>1277881
Fuck. I applied for a minwage grocery store job and they fucking called me yesterday. I couldn't answer the phone and I'm still rehearsing what I'm going to say if I get the courage to call them back.
>>1277881
Did you actually get hired?
>>1278157
I called them and they didn't answer. Why did I have to be so autistic and wait all day before calling
FUCKKKKK
