>>1263661
if you can get hired by the uni, then how about attending it for free. lazy fuck.

>>1263661
>no university eduction
>apply for administrative job at university
>work there for about six years
>get to work at degree administration
>add people who pay you $5000 each to system saying they graduated a few years ago
>They can't point out who did it beyond a reasonable doubt because there's so many university administration staff
>Those people just call university and say they lost degree
>They all get fake degrees with 4.0GPAs in whatever major they want
>mfw $100,000/month

Shit senpai, if true then color me impressed

Heres my ones:

>Be politics
>be Church
>be le exploitatum greedo capitalist meanie beanie
>Be male

>>1263661
Shoot pootin, immediately after, set up a gun shop in a van and travel around the us HAULIN CASH.

>>1263661
got ya beat OP

>put degree on CV
>nobody actually checks

my friend travels the world hopping between high paid jobs pretending he has a masters degree from a top UK university

>>1263661

This is now an admitting to crimes thread. FBI please ignore.

>Make friends with a bunch of emergency room doctors
>Shoot people in the foot
>Get 30% of the cut of the emergency room bill if they get one of the doctors you know

It's brilliant.

>>1263690

Are you implying emergency rooms lack business?

>Open a bunch of opiate addiction help clinics
>Make the cost of suboxone treatments free for the first 2-3 weeks and then afterwards it costs $50 * [treatment number]
>They're too dependent on you to help them beat their addiction that they'll pay anything

>>1263661
easiest ways are always the best.
the more complicated a thing is, the more it is vulnerable and could put you in danger.

a traditional, well carried-out fake degree made by yourself is far simpler. seriously, do you expect them to actually call your uni and ask them?

>>1263662
Salt.

>>1263670
I'll give you 40k for a degree. Clean transfer. You can report it and not even get taxed a cent.

>>1263685
Only works if you're white probably

>>1263959
Normally need a transcript though. And if you're in anything useful (geology, engineering, etc) then your new boss probably knows the lecturers and will be talking to them at some point

>>1263700
Yeah, because Junkies are notoriously rich and trustworthy. Great idea Einstein.

>>1264957
>That was the joke