>>685653043
im voting for hillary

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>685653043
I WAS a woman

>>685653604
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

Want the old lickeroo?

>>685653873
Your bait is a little bit tryhard-ish

Prison wasn't THAT bad.

Would you blow me

Personal experience

But I vape m'lady

>>685653604
hard kek

>>685653604

mm...classic

>>685653043
Do you know 4chan?

>>685653043
I am a nigger

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>>685653873

Tits or get out
Hitler was pretty cool
Women: nature's punching bags
I frequently browse 4chan

>>685653043
You arent a man?

>>685653043
your sister is hot

>>685653043
I Hava cancer b0ss

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>>685653873

>>685653227
>>685653702
>>685654161
>>685654541
>>685654607
>>685654866

These


>>685654541
This one especially hurt.

>>685653043
ooga booga boo ou

I forgot my wallet

>>685653873
Nice bait

hitler did nothing wrong

>>685654607
winner

I'm ruining this date

>>685653043
I've dated black men.

check this fabulous dubs

>>685653043
You do not exist

How do I triforce

I prefer mom's pussy

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>>685653873

>>685653043

You are paying tonight

Gibe da pussy please

I'm the supreme gentleman

>>685653043
i hate chocolate milk

(on a boat) You fuckin' or swimmin'?

aids isnt so bad

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>>685655428

You Laugh You Lose

I shit my pants.

Boy, I hate niggers

>>685653043
Please, check these dubs.

>>685653043
I have a kid.

Serious, kills it everytime.

I forgot my wallet.

>>685653043
Do you like BDSM?

>>685653043
Nigger Nogger Asshole Clogger

I have herpes. You?

Show me your taint.

I am so triggered

lets get married soon

Fuck you, dumb whore?

>>685653043
Do you know 4chan?

>>685653043
Wanna see my Amiibos?

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Now, a bait thread.

You wan' sum fuck?

Ever fucked a nigger?

>>685653043
"hi my name is.."
ruins mine every time

Feminism is gay amirite

>>685653043
So yeeeah, what's up.

Paedophiles are good people

What is your IQ?

>>685653043
i dont like cocks

>>685655511
Ey baus!

I Support Donald Trump

I have six kids

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>>685653873

can i roofie you

>>685653043
Well, my job? Dungeonmaster...

Do you like mudkips?

>>685655039
Winner..

>>685654541
been there, she's my gf now

>>685656289
noice one

>>685653043
I fuck sheep sometimes

>>685653043
I am a vegan

Be my 3d waifu

>>685654541
>Do you know 4chan?
Would you like to know more?

Golden.

>>685653043
the ass was fat

I often browse 4chan

>>685653043
I like fat chicks

>>685653043
Make America Great Again

>>685653043
Me a circumsized mudslime

I am a libertarian

>>685653043
I give the Lickeroo

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GET IN THE VAN

>>685653903
Kek

>>685653043
Shut up you whore

"... then God saved me."
"I wants you precious..." like Smeagol.

>>685653043

>dickgirls are twice as fun

>haha epic win XD

>>685655822
Underrated post

>>685653043
ey gurl lets fuck

>>685653873
Counter bait?

How do have secks?

>>685653043
Suck me you slut.

>>685653043
This wasn't a prank

Jews jews jews jews

I like watching anime

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>>685653043
You eat ass, right?

>>685653043
u wan sum fuk?

>>685656727
this

Wanna meet my bodypillow?

Do you watch anime?

here comes dat boi

Your daughter is hot!

>>685653043
I did not deliver

>>685653043

i can smell your period

>>685653043
I am a virgin

>>685653043
i like donald trump

>>685653043
You're a bit old

>>685653043
You buying or crying?

We'll split the check.

I am not jewish.

>>685654607
rasist bastard

>>685657330
Trust me that does not end a date.

i am a jew

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>>685657222
witnessed

>>685654607
kek'd
>>685657462
nigger faggot detected

>>685653043
i am HIV positive

>>685657492
only if you're a woman

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>>685653043
I HATE FUCKING NIGGERRRSSSSSS

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>>685657278
lol i have said this before stupid whore shouldn't went out with me if her puss was sticking and bleeding

>>685653043
"I have no money."

i go on /b

Salam alekum Allah Akbar!

The fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic excercise test

Does your Mom fuck?

Fedoras are classy m'lady

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>>685657890
lol stinky

I like playing vidya

>>685657952
>>685657986
>>685658064
good ones

Your brothers really cute!

>>685653604
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Copy that pasta.

Have any rape fantasies?

I love watching anime
>winner
>gets easy dubs

>>685653043
Is you a slut?

Please be my Mommy

>>685658275
I like

>>685653043
I am a furry

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>>685658275

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>>685653043
IT BE SIX BONGER

>>685653043
I rimmed your grandpa

>>685653043
We make snuff movies

>>685658275
>>685658973
topkeks

>>685653043
I rape disabled retards

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>>685658902

>>685653043
you like double fisting?

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

"Can I touch them?"

Will you marry me?

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>>685659341

>>685658275
copy paste this

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

>>685653043
i samefag on 4chan

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>>685653604
Im marsoc fagot .. Come fuck with me.

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>>685658275
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.

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>>685653043
So what are we????????????

I fucked your mother.

>>685659690
nice. too nice.

>>685653604
>>685658275
>>685659690
>>685659815
enough copypasta you fucking nigger faggots

>>685658973
thats the wee man fae Manky Records

>>685659998
cucked by quads kek nigger

>>685653043
>she'll take the check

>>685660091
i also have a german one

Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grad wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voigsoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an Grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona.

>>685653903
Kek'd hard

>>685660091
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>>685654607
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>>685656818
>>685657222
>>685657952
>>685658064
>>685659791
>>685653903
>topkek

>>685655038
Establish comprehensive SUPERSTAR

>>685657222
oh shit whad up?

i got them quads

>>685659815
OK now spiderma...

>>685653043
i actually like americans
>works everytime in EU

>>685653043
you spit or swallow ??

>>685653043
Got AIDS and Gonnorhea

>>685653043
I wanna fuck you in the ass and suck your cum out while you're pelching

>>685660091
Thank you, faggot. May we have another?

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>>685660587
It wouldn't be Springfield Bible College. Ned Flanders actually went to Oral Roberts University (ORU) in Tulsa, OK. You can see the degree on the wall in his house.

jesus christ you stink

>>685657462
>is nigger
>thinks he's not a faggot
kek

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>>685653043
I've molested many infants

>>685661378
and the gondo ca ca cacus

>>685653043
i like loli threads

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>>685655531
I prefer regular milk.

>>685653043
I just shit myself

I really want kids

>>685656065
thanks dickhead now I've got this shit stuck in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNPnbI1arSE

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>>685662278
It wasn't a song reference

>>685662278
>>685662438
kek
>>685661531
THIS is the eminem reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0FnxZAjoOQ
02:06

>>685653043
I am an autist

>>685662438

I'm aware of that you fucking imbecile

>>685654541
thats a win

i post on 4chan

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>>685655147
I know one girl you would get with that line

>>685655147
well it's true

>>685653043
I often peruse /b/

Give me your money.

>>685653043
I love you baby

>>685653043
Judge this farting contest?

>>685662921
well fuck you too nigger

>>685654541
Fucking up your date AND breaking rules 1 and 2. You're a special kind of stupid, anon.

I make internet memes

do you like anime

>>685653043
stupid cunt stupid cunt

>>685663481
>will actually go smooth with a fucking retard

feisty one you are!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089

vote vote vote vote

>>685663248
>I love your baby
FTFY

>>685653043
Niggers tongue my anus

If we had a child...

well done steak, please

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>>685653043
PUBES PUBES PUBES PUBES

>>685663969
That's 5 words, not 4.

>>685663865
nice inbetweeners reference

>>685653043
do you watch anime?

Do you know 4chan ?

>>685653043
Do you like memes?

I can't count to 4

I like touching children

Is gang bang one word or two?

>>685664216
Gang-bang, problem solved

Show me your feet

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Niggers tongue my anus

You can pay this.

>>685653043
let's talk about me

>>685657029
>>685658459
>>685663481
>>685657183
>>685664127
it's true but do you have to repost you stupid fucking faggots?

Do you know Linux?

Don't even need four, three is enough.
"I love you"
Classic schmosby

>>685653043
have you gained weight?

>>685664410
>>685664459
quads' a nigger

I love missionary position.

"I always lose anyways"

>>685661542
>be faggot
>yes then

>>685653043
Been puking all day

>>685653873
Omg ur so stupid you think this is serious ? Smh

>>685653043
I never got trips

ever heard about Jesus?

>>685653043

Let's fuck your parents!

>>685663369
rules 1 and 2 were placed for this exact reason

>>685653043
I fucked my sister

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>>685664965
you just devoured a samefag double bait

>>685655147
beat me to it

>>685656536
>traps don't count m8

I'm the hacker 4chan

>>685653043
I love anal vore

>>685653043
Tits of GTFO bitch

>>685655831
That'd make the date for me, you kidding?

I fucked your dog

>>685653043
You look like mom.

>>685653043
Please unbirth me, mommy

>>685653043
Wanna see my fedoras?

>>685663969
If you got pregnant...

i really love you.

>>685657035
DAMMIT! ...so that's why

Niggers tongue my anus

You're a woman?

>>685657274
>b/c OP is fag

>>685665554
>>685665564
topkek digits

>>685653043
I fap to ponies