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>Wtf? You should be crushing puss or setting the stage to
>answered annoyed "what?"
>It's her. Son drunk out of mind, vomiting in pool. Didn't know what to do
>I go home, clear out remaining kids, put son to bed
>girl all "I need a ride"
>Picking up unreal vibes.
>driving her home, ask "you feeling okay? Want to get some air? Sober up?"
>"yeah. Drive us to the river Mr. X"
>drive to lake, park. Figure we walk around then I make a move
>wrong. She's pulling my dick out before I finish taking off my seat belt
>she's going to town on my dick, clumsy terrible blow job
>I say "let me do you"
>fingering her and eating her out
>she's going wild. So wet. Saying dirty shit
>Asks me to fuck her
>no mention of condom
>pounding her deep. She's screaming her lungs out. Saying the Dirtiest shit I've heard a woman say
>she's gushing all over me. Flushed and moaning
>fuck her to exhaustion 10/10 fuck fest
>drop her off completely spent
>she doesn't come over for two weeks
>son tells me he asked her out and now they're dating
>good for you, son!
>they're dating for a month, he brings her home after a date to "watch a movie"
>Oh, I'll go to bed, give you guys some privacy...
>wait an hour, can't help myself
>sneak downstairs
>perfect vantage point
>can see them banging
>she's motionless, like a robot
>watch them bang for 20 mins, she barely even makes gasps, he finishes, she's silent
>go upstairs. Forever ashamed my son is a terrible fuck. Need to bring this girl ecstasy she deserves.

What do /b?

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Sounds legit

Fuck her with your son and teach him how to fuck properly

>>684847491
this

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Any similar stories? Dumping waiting for advice/sharing

>>684847491
I don't know if he'd be into that.

Would I propose it to her first?

>>684846949
>>684847094
Fuck sideways on the side.

Not like you won´t be needing to stop cumming inside that young cunt.

>>684847094
Fuck your son, show him how it's done

>>684847491
>Fuck her with your son and teach him how to fuck properly
or fuck your son so he gets to know what he has to do

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>>684847802
I haven't talked to her since it happened.

Plus how do I tell him he sucks?

>>684847802
Propose to her first and let the girl make the request to your son He will be more likely to accept if is the girl to ask

>>684847981
Suck him off that's how

>>684847913
Seems legit bro

>>684848206
Everything on 4chan is fucking legit bro

>>684847882

kek

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>>684848076
What if she never wants to fuck him again? He's really into her.

I'm worried he's got a small dick. I watched them for a while, he seems to have stamina

>>684848272
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>684846949
Grow the fuck up you write like a ten year old that heard about sex fuck off and die you scum bucket cock juggling thunder cunt

>>>she's fine (pic related, looks a lot like her)

So.. pic not related.

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>>684849246
I'm an old man, but I'll take that under advisement

>>684847802
How old is your son?
Considering personalities, this will be a very bad idea. He will learn eventually weather with her or probably someone else. Don't even hint at threesome with them. No matter what he says, it will hurt the father-son relationship. Not worth it, bro. No chick is worth that.

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>>684849333
Another for trips

>>684848965
>Being this fucking retarded

>>684849534
He's 17

>>684848856
She could fuck both of you so she will fuck him again no problem. Teach him how to use hands, tongue etc to help her reaching orgasms easily

>>684847981
Don't say anything. That is one thing that isn't your job to do.

>>684849246
You write like a ten year old that never took English grammar in school.

>>684847094
Absolute failure. You are a poor story teller, and if there is even a shred of truth in this you are an even shorter father. You're going to put some gash before your own flesh and blood? Fuck you and your nigger way of thinking

>>684849524
>under advisement

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>>684849703

>>684846949
If he ever finds out he will hate you forever and hate girls. The thing is he will find out if they get into a fight/he fucks up and she wants revenge.

>>684847882
this

>>684847882
This. Eat out your son and make him say things you've never heard him say before.

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>>684849802
So I just let her go too?

>>684850767
Wait for them to be banging, catch them in the act, and tell your son ur gonna teach him how to do it. ez

>>684849703
Teens are especially vulnerable to their parents. Please hear my advice I gave. Don't bring that up. He'll eventually figure it out. As long as he uses a condom. Possibly give him a box and leave it at that. Don't give advice that's not asked for.

>>684847981
for what its worth, im 25 and have had totally bangin milfs soaked for me.. you're no good at sex either, its the lust and passion for eachother that makes it good. if she wasn't into it you wouldn't have "performed" much better. she was drunk and thirst, you gave her water. she was satisfied with your son and only sipping on the water rather than guzzling it.
namean?
become a man yourself first, than teach your son about girls. cant tell you how many grown ass 40-50+ yr olds ive clowned this way. if they want it, go as hard as you can. if theyre not begging for it don't chase.. that simple.

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>>684851203
That sounds like good advice. Thanks anon

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You're a piece of shit. You broke the code in the most heinous way. If my dad had ever done that to me and I found out, he'd no longer be breathing. How can you even call yourself his father?

>>684850767
Unfortunately, for now, yes. Who knows about the future but no girl is worth your relationship.with your son.

>>684851135
No! Bad idea.

>>684851203
U seem in tune to this
Ur dad bang ur gf too?

>>684851473
You're welcome.

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>>684851429
I mean I get that they gotta be into it, but people can have bad sex even if they're into each other. You gotta have some skill

>>684851429
Don't understand nigger talk.
What "clowned" mean?

>>684851473
How does it make you feel knowing that you're 40sum and havent done shit with your life so you prey on younger women who have a whole life ahead of them.

You're garbage, you always have been. You always will be. Hopefully your son wont end up like the piece of shit you are.

>>684846949
Does anyone actually believe this moron?

>>684849703
Well it isn't a surprise that he isn't a good fuck then. He will learn in time. So did you. >>684849534
this. You'll fuck up your relationship for good if you go on suggesting a threesome...

>>684846949
My first serious girlfriend fucked my dad. ANd she told me his dick was way bigger. I never spoke to him agian.
That's your future fuckwad

>>684853115
Definitely top kek tiny dicked manlet

>>684852650
Fuck you. Nothing wrong with a guy being with a younger girl. The way he tells it, she wanted him. Fair play.

Don't be jelly because nobody wants your fat, vaping, neckbeard ass

>>684852150
nah u just gotta outgrow fear, and pound away.
make work out of it, don't pleasure urself. idk not explaining it. think what u want

>>684852300
basically ^^
why would a good lookin tight bodied milf, with a strong, masculine, moneymaking partner wanna hook up with a skinny 20 yr old with nothing to his name?
sexual dominance. not thinking something of it. not thinking 'youre the man' cuz youre better at sex than your 17 yr old son.
clownin a grown man is me drillin his hoe.
mr. steal yo girl status
hittin it n quittin it. not thinking anyting of it or deriving pleasure from it for myself.
again, cant be explained, gotta live and learn.

>>684853254
fuck off. She was a bitch. I'm plenty big enoug

>>684846949
>into her
maybe more than you think.....

>>684853587
What do you mean?

>>684846949
Sort of a similar situation for me, but my niece snuck into my bedroom while she thought I was passed out drunk and started rubbing my dick. The second it got hard she immediately left my room

>>684854044
Any more deets? What's her age? What she look like? Do you gotta big dick?

>>684853726
>>684853587
What goes into a girl? Think, Sven.

>>684854161
She's 19, I'm 30 - my dick ain't crazy big...a solid 8"

>>684848965
>Being this blind to sarcasm

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>>684854169
Yeah, at the end of the story they fuck. What are you implying that wasn't stated explicitly?

>>684854161
Also tempted to post a pic but I know how you guys are...

>>684846949
Wow wtf, am I fucking dreaming or this picture was taken in Bordeaux ?

>>684854380
That's a monster dong.
Fake story. Interest lost

>>684854619
It's in Nice you pleeb