No fluffy thread? REALLY?
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No fluffy thread? REALLY?
niggers
in coming fluffy story 1/3
>Be you, walking down the road, gas station about a mile away
>Think about how much having your car worked on sucks
>come out of the gas station with minor supplies for the night filled in two plastic bags
>on your way back to your apartment you hear a rustling in a bush that slightly makes you jump
>"Am big monster! gif nummies or I eat yew!"
>Holy shit it's a dam shit rat, I think natural selections making these things smarter, clever little bastard.
>decide to play along to bait it out, "Oh no, not a monster, I'll just leave this food here and leave"
>hear snickering, think to yourself you might as well let it or maybe even them enjoy it.
>Walk slowly away but not too far for obvious reasons
>out proudly comes the smirking little shit rat with his tail triumphantly in the air approaching your bag
>quick 180 sprint and snatch as you grab the little bastard by his scruff and hold him up eye level, light blue fur and dark blue mane, weird
>almost the same time as his screech you hear another small voice from the same bush
>"Put spewcial fwed down yew big dummeh!"
>right, why would this thing be traveling alone and on the oddly gender colored pink with yellow mane's fur are two foals not even old enough to have manes, one green the other blue like the father
>"Oh but of course" you play along "here I'll even give you guys some food, right there in that bag let me take some out"
>you put the blue one down and grab the two bags while the blue one scurrys over to the mare for "Huggies"
>you put all the contents of the one bag into the other leaving you with an empty bag, the family of rats are just staring at you eyes almost apart.
>ok they aren't that smart you think to yourself
>>683963310
>looking at the family waddle up to you with empty bag in your hand you think over how this little bastard tried to steal your food, so you grab up the pink one first as the foals fall off the fur squealing for "momma"
>"NUUU! BABBEHS" the mare yells pissing and shitting as you hold it out and splashes land on the blue fluffy
>as you throw the pink mare in the bag you look to see the father saying "Babbehs wun! Wun from Monstah!" Grabbing one in his mouth, the blue one in particular (perhaps it reminds him of himself)
>now of course these foals barely have their eyes open none the less their ability to run
>so you grab up the blue one muffling something with a baby's scruff in it's teeth
>"MURRUMPH WHUN BABMPH"
>tossing the two in the bag you look down at the confused green foal chirping for its parents and wondering around in a circle, you decided to end it quick for the little bastard but first grab the scruff of the pink one from the bag and force it's head somewhat out enough to show it you stepping on the foal
>"BWOCCLIE! NUUUU BAABBEH huu huu"
>broccoli? these things are giving each other names too now? doesn't matter I'm going to have more fun tonight then I thought
>continue walking to your apartment
>about 8pm, you realize you can't bring these screaming crying these too close to the apartments, might raise some suspicion.
>let's keep it simple then, leave breathing room through the top of the plastic bag but tie it to a nearby tree not to far away from the apartments,
>the one less foal family is down to huuing and hugging each other for comfort in the bag
>"Stay right here you guys, I'll have something more comfortable in a second"
>you run over to the back of the apartment where you remembered an old watered down dog kennel small enough to be carried, "This should work"
>walking over to the bag you here nothing, odd, really odd, did they die?
>>683963469 3/3
>nope just sleeping held together in a little traumatized ball of fluff with the blue foal in the middle there somewhere, kinda blends in with the father I guess
>you pick up a nearby stick and with the pinata skills of an anti trump protester you wack the blue blur in the bag right in the back and hear a sequel like you just broke the things nut sack
>"wakey wakey, did I say you can sleep yet?"
>"Dummeh monstah! why?! why yew dew this?"
>"you tried to steal my food you li-
>"NU SMARTIES FOOD" he cuts you off
>This little bastard just grew his balls back or something, I like it
>"Ok little man, I have a plan for you"
>You snatch up the dog kennel to the sounds of a fluffy trying to curse at you, "DUMMEH CUN MONSTAH YOU WIV FAMWY AWONE NOA! PUT DOWN AN GIF NUMMEHS AN I MAYWE YEW WIV"
>did that thing just threaten my life... oh man this is good
>at this point the blue foal is hueing into the mom's pink fur trying to look away as the father thrashing about in the plastic bag as if it has some power to escape (note to self try feeding fluffy foals to spiders)
>you reach your hand into the bag and feel a marshmallow like nibble "the fuck?" I think it tried to bite me
>you flick it in the face (at least you think) as you can't see too well into the plastic bag and you hear "owies! my seeie pwace! dummeh monstah!"
>"Ah" you exclaim as you grab the scruff and pull out a wiggling blue rat, it crunching its face up swinging it's hoofs around
>"in ya go little guy" you say as you throw him in the kennel and place him on the ground in view of everything that's about to happen
>"now that we're set up here let me get your friend"
It's all the same drivel shit. Either SMOKEY WAWA, wolfram, carpdime, or some other faggots drawings we've all seen a million times
>>683963535
enjoy did oc then faggot
read some damn greentext
>>683963535
FIRE IN YOUR ASS
>>683963535
I will post this every thread until you like it!
OC dump
>>683964396
>>683964435
and that's it
>>683963932
Lol, Bubby here, you really seem to like that picture.
>>683964498
I think its the voice im giving it,that makes it hilarious
Poopie Baby Supreme is best baby
>>683963604
Except that's no OC. That's some poorly written slop some anon posted last night.
welp, im out of fluffy
>>683963533
are you gonna continue anon? i await with bated breathe...
>>683967008
Was the 3/3 not a clue?
>>683967133
apparently not
>>683967133
>>683967251
how the fuck is that even an ending? its a fucking cliff hanger.
>>683965305
Im Psychosomatic, and i approve this message
>>683965401
>*charp*
>*chop*
>>683968086
Do gay fluffies exist in the canon?
Does the daddeh enf the male foals as well?
>>683969741
yes and yes
>>683969798
The latter is, admittedly, a bit rarer. In most cases the male foals probably escape and starve rather than getting enfed.
>>683970155
Well i read few stories, where bigger herds of feral and strays have some sort of designated sissy colt, that has girly color and was used as rape toy for others, while mares where pregnant or still fucked up after birth.
But I never heard about clearly homosexual/gay fluffies, I thought about this more like prison thing, than sexuality.
>>683970578
Fair enough. I'm pretty sure every gay colt I've seen has pretty much ended up that way from deciding it liked being a stallion's bitch (there have been a couple, frequently coupled with prostitution for "nummies")
That being said, plenty of stallions seem to be bisexual.
>>683964396
>>683964435
>>683964478
these are great
>>683964396
>>683964435
>>683964478
i giggled
Keep this thread alive, damnit!
I wonder what Darth Maraca could be up too?
>>683971890
Nothing of worth to post.its the same shit.
STUNNER
you dont have to have a thread up 24/7
Start making oc.threads for pathetic now
>>683964478
>>683964435
>>683964396
Hahaha, nice!
So I posted this idea in the last couple of threads.
You know how in the Deadpool movie Francis puts Wade in that glass chamber thing that keeps him on the verge of suffocation?
Someone write a story about someone putting a fluffy in one of those.
>>683970578
>>683971036
May I say two things.
1. This is one of the most fucked up "hobbies" any person could be interested in and you should be ashamed!
2. I can,t stop reading these comics and I AM ashamed...
>>683973798
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>>683965883
Is that a fucking chinchilla?
>>683973873
Hahahaha
They hab deh soffwest fuhr
>>683972745
Why dont you? Its not like you need art skills
>>683973253
>whooves youw daddeh
holy kek
>>683974122
Because all I have is that basic idea.
I'm a lover, not a writer.
>>683974608
come on, you can greentext it, we need new authors... And you know, that vigorously loving yourself does not count as being lover, right?
>>683974883
I don't have an idea how I'd start or end the story.
And I just wanted to make that pun.
>>683975033
Write it out and put ideas together?
Holy fuck
>>683975307
I'm trying to right now and I just can't figure out how to start the story.
>>683975449
fluffy is in tub
commence story
>>683975449
Just start writing what you already know you want in to get the juices flowing, then go back and do the start and continue to tweak and adjust until you're happy with it. That's the key to writing anything, really, just start going at it and get something down and add and edit later.
>>683975726
I can't do it. I think I have writer's block.
If someone else wants to take a crack at it first that's fine.
Maybe I'll rewatch the movie and see if that gets the creative juices flowing.
>>683975449
>Be anon
>working late in suffocation tube factory
>Be me
>Walking home from shit factory job at B.S.Z (Boston Sharia Zone)
>Was working in shelter
>New batch came in, sort them out
>One fucker pout his cheeks and try to shit all over me
>youcheekylittlefuck.mp3
>remember about old tube in storeroom
>>683976024
You just need to kick yourself into creative process, at the moment, when you hop on train, it will be easy.
