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>Ask Me Anything
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what does the redacted text say
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>>683952974
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .
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>>683953227
That's classified.
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Is Overwatch a good game?
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>>683952974
Why are you such a faggot
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>>683953502
Yes.

>>683953521
My sexuality is classified.
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>>683953456
You posted that specifically so when questioned you could say, "that's classified," didn't you? kek
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>>683953821
Why do you think three letter agencies would be sneaky like that?
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>>683953821
That's classified.
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do you believe in god?
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>>683954562
Yes.
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>>683954752
Well, there goes all your credibility.
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>>683954752
thats good but believing him is not enough. you must serve him. how do you serve him?
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>>683954931
That's classified.
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>>683952974
Can I sign up for the CIA through 4chan?
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>>683955050
That's classified.
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>>683952974
Am I a faggot?
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https://www.docracy.com/9tyn09m24i/unpaid-internship-nda-agreement

Seems like a pretty standard way to set up forms. The listed site auto sets it up. Looks like it was used has a base. Why did you want us to find this? I doubt any of us would make good or trustworthy agents, and we're too lazy to do much regardless. Or did you want us to find this for you? Simple boolean search skills could've helped you there.
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>>683955165
Yes.
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>>683954985
do you serve him?
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You made this thread to say "that's classified" to make yourself feel important
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>>683955206
Doesn't mean you know the contents. The contents are classified.
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>>683955239
That's not classified, that's a lie.
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Nevermind. I'm retarded - either a troll or has I think is a possibility a watchlist/curious person(s).
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>>683955436
That's not a question.
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>>683955340
True. It was set up by a smart person - a person who finds the quickest way to do things. Because of a possible at least semi-laidback nature, the person is less prone to abuse their power in a cruel way.
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>>683952974
"to offer 'your' intelligence operations"
think I got one
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>>683955794
Yes, because intelligence work occurs more than you think in a post-9/11 world. It's a standard template.

>>683956030
This is not a question. Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
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>>683952974
what's more important:
your loyalty to the government or your loyalty to the people?
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why i dont have real gf
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>>683956852
Government, the people chose it, right?
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>>683957022
Because anime is not real.
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>>683957116
u are not op fck u
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>>683957053
wrong answer. constitution > government
how can i get off the no fly list?
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>>683952974
https://twitter.com/hashtag/uncledrewaka?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash

Preferably, funny, clever, sexual, violent, offensive, CONTROVERSIAL.
>relating to Judy Hopps
>relating to Pepsi > Coca Cola

#UncleDrewAKA


Join the raid.
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>>683957324
Because waifus are not real.
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>>683957376
Leave the U.S. on a boat or train.
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>do you believe a 6 year old whore, daughter of whores and her belief that the piss on a bag is the smell of a man?
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is an economic collapse planned to enact martial law?
where can i hide??
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>>683957630
that sucks. why is there no legal way to free yourself?
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>>683957746
That's classified. Nowhere once the walls are built.

>>683957748
Freedom isn't free.
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>>683957744
No.
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>>683957887
does the nsa collect google searches to categorize threat levels of average american citizens? if it's classifed, give me james clappers contact info
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>>683958278
You already know the answer and it's been declassified. Yes.
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what's the best way someone who knows a little too much can survive and live a full life with his family?
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>>683958659
That's classified.
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what's china up to lately
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>>683952974
Have you read John Stockwell 'in search of enemies'!, And so what?
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>>683959048
Cyber-espionage on U.S. infrastructure is a major problem, not classified and is well known to the public.

>>683959102
Yes, I read it. My opinions on it are classified.
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>>683957053
If only! Guatemala, Iraq,. Chile, etc...

Trolololo!
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ye liek le mudkipz?
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will hillary clinton be president? is trump a threat to the cia?
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>>683959545
Why didn't anyone do anything about it then? Aren't you free to rebel? Lack of revolution is consent. Consent causes legitimacy.
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>>683959690
Clinton.
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>>683957748
Our founding fathers (USA) made the way
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>>683952974
let's say i have found a new unclaimed isle. how can i hide myself and the isle most effectively from security agencies? i just want to live maximum freedom without anyone noticing.
inb4 sick of humans
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is the economy most likely going to collapse before or after clinton is inaugurated
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>>683959700
Coercion through violence does not create consent
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>>683960010
You can't.

>>683960031
That's classified.

>>683960054
Lack of revolutionary violence is proof of consent.
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can you prove you're an insider by providing a ~relatively insignificant news story to be peddled by mass media in the coming weeks?
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>>683960319
Trump scandal.
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>>683960319
That's classified.
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