>>683322202

name all apostles.

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>>683322564
>apostles.
Gospel of Matthew[Mt 10:1–4] Gospel of Mark[Mk 3:13–19] Gospel of Luke[Lk 6:12–16] Gospel of John The Book of Acts Greek transliteration
Simon ("who is called Peter") Simon ("to whom he gave the name Peter") Simon ("whom he named Peter") Simon Peter / Cephas Peter Sim(e)on Petros
Andrew ("his [Peter's] brother") Andrew Andrew ("his brother") Andrew ("brother of Simon Peter") Andrew Andreas
James ("son of Zebedee") James ("son of Zebedee") / one of the "Boanerges" James one of the "sons of Zebedee" James Iakōbos
John ("his [James's] brother") John ("brother of James") / one of the "Boanerges" John one of the "sons of Zebedee" / thought to be the "disciple whom Jesus loved"[13:23][20:2] John Ioannes
Philip Philip Philip Philip Philip Philippos
Bartholomew Bartholomew Bartholomew Nathanael Bartholomew Bartholomaíos
Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas ("also called Didymus")[11:16][20:24][21:2] Thomas Thomas Didymos
Matthew ("the tax collector") Matthew Matthew not mentioned Matthew Matthaios (Levi?)
James ("son of Alphaeus") James ("son of Alphaeus") James ("son of Alphaeus") not mentioned James son of Alphaeus Iakōbos
Thaddaeus Thaddaeus Jude ("son of James") Jude ("not Iscariot")[14:22] Judas son of James Ioudas Thaddaios
Simon ("the Cananean") Simon ("the Cananean") Simon ("who was called the Zealot") not mentioned Simon the Zealot Simon o Zelotos
Judas Iscariot Judas Iscariot Judas Iscariot Judas ("son of Simon Iscariot") (Judas replaced by Matthias) Ioudas Iskarion

Here you go. Anything else?

>>683322811
i hate you. you're fat. are you m or f?

OP delivered??!!!!!

>>683323245
ctrl-v

>>683322811
name the twelve tribes of israel without ctrl-v this time

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>>683323245
yep
>>683323394
nope
>>683323120
yep
>>683323585
nope

Any serious questions?

>>683323722
fine whatever have you read the whole bible cover to cover?

>>683323722
What do you fap to

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>>683323930
Three times.
>>683323974
Not allowed in the book.

Are you the beast

>>683322202
Real as in an actual Christian? Also, what makes you more legitimate than any other self-professed 'real' Christian?

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>>683322202
are you a man or a woman

how do you justify Gods immoral actions in the bible? such as Slavery (Exodus 21)

>>683324292
Which domination are you Catholic morman Baptist

do you eat shrimp? wear mixed fabrics? think that women should serve men?

why are you believing in fairy tales

do you work on the Sabbath?

how old do you think the Earth is?

is Jesus God?

do rabbits chew their own cud? are bats birds?

>>683324744
and genocide (joshua 6:21)

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>>683324517
Not some watered down liberal version of Christianity, also no version of Christianity that claims there is a loving or just god.
>>683324529
see pic
>>683324744
It was his will, and he has a bigger plan.
>>683324812
Correct, I'm a Catholic morman Baptist christian.
>>683324940
don't like it, maybe, yes
>>683325032
not even on the other 6 days
>>683324956
There is proof of every story in the book. Today, quantum physics does prove God's word.
>>683325128
~5000 yrs
>>683325200
Both God's son and God himself.

favorite commandment?

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>>683322202
>>683322811
>>683323722
>>683324292
>>683325371
who let that filthy Hawaiian in?

if are is and cant why but how then we don't are we then god is real?

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>>683325345
He commited genocide so a bigger genocide won't happen
>>683325481
The one that makes murder illegal because that improved the quality of life for humanity a lot
>>683325622
not hawaiian

are you hate islam?

>>683325371
what religion are your parents

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>>683325371
>It was his will, and he has a bigger plan.
what about children that die at birth?
.
>~5000 yrs
how do you reconcile that the vast majority of science (geology, biology, astronomy and chemistry) shows that the Earth is vastly older than 5000 years

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>>683325371
Ok I had some serious questions but I guess the fat stored around your brain has clouded your judgment take the new hat mommy bought you and that shirt you will be wearing for a week cause you think it's cool but brings out you man tits and burn it no one but church people will accept you

>>683325843
>He commited genocide so a bigger genocide won't happen

did he really have to kill the children as well?

>>683325843
GET a hair cut loser

how big is ur preachers weenor?

favorite book/chapter of the bible?

>>683326418
im guessing 4"

why does God sanction laws that allow the purchase and selling of daughters?

>>683322202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0d1P77VkKA
THE BEAST

>>683325371
"5000 years"
its retarded

is Jesus a man or a divine being?

>>683325622
hawaii is 99.9% democrat

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>>683325911
They are okay, but the q'ran is not God's word. Still better than atheists lol
>>683326038
Christian
>>683326081
>what about children that die at birth?
Hitler 2 is born -> BOOM! dies at birth -> problem solved
>>683326081
There is no scientific proof for any of this. Only emotional arguments.
>>683326252
see above
>>683326273
I keep my hair in a shape that is allowed by the Book.
>>683326493
Noah's arch story
>>683326418
see pic
>>683326664
because it improves society as a whole
>>683326761
He is the son of God

when will Jesus come back?

>>683325843
Post pics of your room OP

>>683326915
I thought you were in prison

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>>683326915
I bet your hungry aren't you

Where can I find the Sexybitch.rar file I downloaded years ago on my laptop that has since bit the dust? the chick in it was so hot and she had a zelda tattoo on her neck or ass, I don't remember which, the file contains 49 pictures and 3 videos, Mediafire has deleted it, do you think anybody else has it backed up?

>>683326915
the bible says that long hair is bad
http://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/11-14.htm

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>>683326915
>There is no scientific proof for any of this. Only emotional arguments.
nope

>Hitler 2 is born -> BOOM! dies at birth -> problem solved
then why didn't god kill Hitler 1, also that kid could have been Albert Einstein 2

Favorite movie?

>>683327262
it was all amature shit too, if that helps.

>>683326915
how many times do you argue with atheist a day/week

>>683326915
why would a christian like you be on 4chan? Isn't looking at this kind of shit a sin for you?

was adam and eve real?

>>683326915
why do you pray to jesus if there can be only 1 god and that is his father

>real christian
>on 4chan

>>683322202
why didn't god grant you a hexatruple get?

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>>683326921
It's actually illegal to claim to know when he will return (exactly), but most bible scientists and I do think that he will return during our lifetime (next 50 yrs probably).
>>683327262
>>683327757
no idea
>>683327662
The Memory Book
>>683327827
about twice a week, usually on Reddit/4chan
>>683327970
Because I want to offer something to people like you.
>>683328128
yes
>>683328256
Because he is God's son. And I primarily pray to God.
>>683328369
>muh edgy /b/

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>>683322202
Why do you workship a pedophile?

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>>683328678

>>683328896
^
see matthew 19:14

Was it your father's beating or your mom's abuse that lead you to the autistic route of thought?

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>>683329483
kek

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>>683328678

Hahahah no scientific proof that the world is older then 5000 years, hahahahaha. Nigger you know them dinosaur bones at the smitsonian.

Are gay people sinful?
Or are they "all brothers and sisters in the eyes of god"?

>>683322202

Do you belive in a aliens

Prove to me that there is a god.
The collective ramblings of old madmen called "the Holy Bible" does not count, as much of what was written can be disproven

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>>683330176
They are here to test our faith. Don't get fooled, m8.
>>683330200
I think the book is very clear about this.
>>683330475
If they exist, they were also created by God. But since they are never mentioned in the bible, I doubt their existence.

>>683330123
I almost fell out of my chair reading this .lol

>>683330687
Hahahahhahahaahhahahaha well ur gonna die in 2 years anyway so i wont bother anymore but you are one stupid idiot.

I have no friends to watch MLP with, will Jesus be friend and watch it with me?

>>683328678
>Bible Scientists

>>683330176
forget that, we have living trees that are older than that, the Sumerians and Mesopotamian culture is older than that.

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>>683330945
I can watch it with you. Actually like it.

why does god sent unbaptised babies to hell?

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>>683328678
>>683330687

>>683322202
Hey OP just wondering where u got that sick DC hat!!

>>683330687

Toasters were never mentioned in the bible either so how the hell did I burn my mouth with a pop tart, faggot?

>>683330980
exactly, and THEY were in the bible.

>>683322202
How much Greek do you know?

>>683330980
Indeed beer alone is 6000 years old (invented by the mesopotamians)

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>>683322202

how did Noah get every animal onto the ark? how did he keep penguins and lions in the same climate? how did he get the sloth to come to the ark when it travels 6ft per hour and lives in Brazil?

If god loves the world and one of the commandment asks that we not kill eachother, then why did the Catholics go on the centuries long killing spree we call the "Crusades" and th e "Spanish Inquisition"?

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>>683330603
Modern science is built upon the bible. Nothing in it was ever disproven.

More proof?
If there is no God, then:
1) How was the universe created?
2) Where will you go after death?
3) From where do we get morals?

>>683330945
He is always with you. I can always feel his presence around me.
>>683331119
Walmart
>>683331173
God did inspire the inventor of the toaster. It doesn't have to be mentioned in the bible.
>>683331218
>>683330980
>>683331180
not true. Don't listen to distractors who say stuff like this.
>>683331320
with God's help

What do you think of Stryper's latest album. 2013's "No More Hell To Pay"? Instant Christian Classic, am I right?

why did Jesus kill children for throwing stones at him?

>>683331574
Hahahahahaha distractors, thank (god?) you have diabetes and soon your foot will fall off.

>>683330687
goatfuckers wrote a book 2000 years ago that the earth is old 6000 years and you believe that.
there are pedophiles in churches, yet you believe they are people of god. all i see is money grabing people.if god can kill babies who are gonna be hitler, then why does he let the evil people in churches live. don't tell me thats his plan

I'm like 70% sure this fat fucker is a guy.

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Googled him.
Aspergers
Likes pepsi for some goddamn reason
Total Swag fag
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Joseph8276

>>683331574
Judges 1:19
Iron Chariots crush armies blessed by god

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>>683331712
Because Jesus is a straight G, thugging ass street nigga.

real as fuck fam

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>>683331574
Holy moley there OP

>>683331574
1: the universe as we know it was created by an event known as "the Big Bang" and before that, was a large mass of condensed matter
2:Nowhere/ ghost
3: the people who believe set the morals. The morals then impacted the society in Europe because the catholic faith was everywhere, and any non catholics where murdered. This then spread throughout aisa and the Americas.

>1) How was the universe created?
it was created it rapidly expanded from a hot and condensed state

>2) Where will you go after death?
in the ground

>3) From where do we get morals?
from analyzing and understanding that my actions have consequences, where do you get your morals? from a God that sanctions slavery, genocide, infanticide, rape, sacrifice and eternal punishment for a finite crime?

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>>683331574
1) Big bang faggot , gravitational waves n' shit
2) nowhere the only reason you are you is because your brain is more evoluated than cats
3) ????

>>683331574
What do you think about atheists?

How dare you imposter the BEAST ,op? He will find you and dislike your post

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BURDEN OF PROOF MOTHERFUCKER!!!
CAN YOU MEET IT?

OP is kill. Praise Allah

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Welp, i just saw this "Real Christian's" dick.
I'm going to go drink bleach now.

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>>683331566
>Catholics
That's a cult. Not real Christianity.
Source: http://www.eaec.org/cults.htm
>>683331712
He didn't. Don't make stuff up pls.
>>683331834
>goatfuckers wrote a book 2000 years ago [...]
But when goatfuckers write a book 150 years ago you start believing this evolution stuff?
>>683332010
?
>>683332174
>>683332302
According to atheist logic, we should kill retards as they serve no purpose and contribute nothing to society. But since we have morals from some very special source, we don't do it.
>>683332477
Then how did the big bang happen?? out of nowhere? or did someone 'start'/create it?
>>683332498
I want them to find their way to God, so they can enter heaven after death.
>>683332748
You can find all of the proof in the book
>>683332815
nah

>>683332857
>>683325371
You fucked up OP

>>683331574
You are implying, first, that morals derive exclusively from organized religion. Morals derive from popular culture.

Why would there have to be a god to explain creation? This is a loaded question. You are first suggesting that the universe had to be "created" and you are also suggesting that there had to be a "creator." This question is loaded because it attempts to limit the answers thereof.

Does your god inspire everyone to do what they do or do they, selectively, have free will?
For example: "Is genocide inspired by god?"

One more question: how does it make you feel that the Catholic Church regards much of the contents of Genesis as allegorical construction?

>>683332857
>>683332748
Say the book had no truth whatsoever, where's your proof?

>>683333111
OH HOLY FUCK I GOT TRIPS
And maybe quads?

>>683332857
What do you mean "?" there a gigantic mole on your face do you not get the joke holy fat brain maybe you need to eat something I got you a cheezebuger

>>683332857
you're autistic as Jehovah's Witnesses
> you only turn facts into non sensed questions

>>683332857
>implying the largest religion in the world, that literally owns there own city, is a cult
>Implying that all other Christianity did not branch out from Catholicism

>>683333432
> implying religions are society's cancer

>>683333432
>Also Implying that christianity didn't branch out from Judaism
>And that christianity never started out as a cult

>>683333622
>Implying that they totally are

>>683333432
>Implying that all other Christianity did not branch out from Catholicism

Catholics actually believe this sort of thing.

>>683333022
doing some gangbuster business there during dinner time

>>683333111
its called the default position, the null hypothesis, you need to convince me of the claims

Why do u allow yourself to be brainwashed by fairy tales?

>>683333828
Op had said earlier that he was Catholic Mormon whatever.
Later he said Catholicism is a Cult

>>683322811
An unchristian act to use someone else's list without crediting them fro their hard work.
You got this shit from here;
http://theinfolist.com/php/SummaryGet.php?FindGo=twelve_apostles

we dont know what was 'before' the big bang, there probably was no 'before' because there was no time 'before' the big bang.

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2 funny things about the book of revelations

1. The book of revelations has been cited by various Pontiffs as being the theological basis for the Roman Catholic Church being the official Christian church.

2. The book of revelations has been cited by various Protestants as being evidence that the Pontiff is the Anti-Christ and that the Roman Catholic Church is a sinister force.

>>683332857
You fucking imbicle, he's not asking for proof of God being real, he's asking for proof of the bible being a reliable source

IS THIS THE ANON THAT KEEPS MAKING THOSE GOD DAMN WHY CAN"T GAYTHEISTS DEFINE GAYTHEISM CHILDLIKE EMPRESS THREADS??????


THIS IS THE MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT LICKING ASS FAGGOT SHITHEAD THAT KEEPS MAKING THOSE GODDAMN THREADS!

>>683334073
>>683332827
Another unchristian act to speak of.

Are you this guy? http://drunken-peasants-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/The_Beast
cause you sure look like him

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why did God make animals that have specific life cycles that require our death and suffering e.g. the Loa loa filariasis which can only live in human eyes and causes blindness

>>683334185
that i am anon, why should i believe anything the bible says?

>>683334259
What?

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>>683332857
If God is real, then why does he let this board exist?

why did God make a world with suffering? hes all powerful right? why not make a world without Satan, sin and death?

>>683334334
What's that crazy worm called?

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>>683333043
>This question is loaded
if you want to debate me, you have to answer difficult questions.
>Is genocide inspired by god?
Only if it serves a bigger plan, for example stop a bigger genocide.
>>683333043
>One more question: how does it make you feel that the Catholic Church regards much of the contents of Genesis as allegorical construction?
They are, as I already said, a cult.
>>683332857

>>683333111
It does.
>>683333432
>Implying that all other Christianity did not branch out from Catholicism
Not true at all, as other 4channers pointed out. Armenian and syrian christianity are older.
>>683333622
religion helps building a functional society (that we don't have nowadays)
>>683334002
That's what I want to know from you guys.
>>683334084
use 'genesis' instead of 'big bang' and you're correct
>>683334185
It being written by god is pretty fundamental proof, eh?
>>683334240
nah
>>683334529
Do you want to burn in the eternal flames of hell? You can try and use a lighter on your arm for a minute & see if you like it. If not, go read the bible.