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any soldiers on /b/?
do you like the lifestyle, how badass are your platoons or squads. stories etc.

personalty i fucking love the conscript lifestyle, do badass shit ive dreamt about doing since i was a kid during the week and getting shitfaced during the weekend. get loads of chicks because uniforms help you with that stuff. and being whipped into shape isnt a bad thing either.

ill share a story, my platoon leader and two of his squads where battling one of our more operative divisions and they where kicking their ass even tho they where two squads vs a battalion. but anyways my platoon leader is attacking a mg nest then runs out of ammo mid charge, draws his knife and takes out the nest and grabbing a human shield in the process. i have so much respect for that crazy son of a bitch. keep in mind that i'm a scrubby conscript from a pretty shit tier battalion so the badassness will be a bit lacking
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>683080045
soldier = puppet

/thread
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>>683081413
>/threads his own post
An hero is only option
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>>683081413
who fucking cares, stop sounding like a rebellious 14 year old
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>i'm a dumb man with no ambition : the thread

THAENKS FOR UR SERVISSE SERJEAN
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>>683080045
I'm guessing you chose to be a puppet instead of getting an education you barely literate fuck.
I'd have respect for soldiers if they were fighting a real war where peoples lives were being threatened for no reason eg the ww# but now you guys are just fighting the Jews holy wars
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>>683081631
if you don't serve the 4th reich, then you serve the devil
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He's telling you stories m8.
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>>683081631
Ignore the post anon it
/threaded its own post its opinion is invalid
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>>683080917
...did you just type all of this so you could, maybe, bait someone or are you actually this fucking stupid?

Anyways,
9/10 if troll (for your effort)
6/10 if new copypasta
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>>683082045
Newfag confirmed
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Most people probably wouldn't enjoy being a soldier. It's a hard, stressful job where you get told what to do all the time, and you're not even allowed to wipe your own arse incorrectly.
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>>683082045
>new
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>>683082227
Well, why would someone order you to wipe your arse incorrectly after all?
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>>683080045
You sounds like an excitable little child. I think you've found your perfect profession, faggot.
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>>683082045
>fuck me
>top fucking kek

By the way sonny, kek is a corruption of lol which stands for 'laugh out loud'. You'll get the hang of it eventually kid.
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>>683082206
the real newfag
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>>683082409
dont even have a bait picture for this
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This thread is pure newfag cancer. Sage in all fields.
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>>683080045
Op I'm a soldier
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>>683082532
guess heaven died of cancer?
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>>683082655
dubs confirm
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>>683082655
Heaven died of cancer on this site a long time ago my friend.
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>>683082723
but i thought robots are immune to cancer?
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>>683080917
Gorilla warfare hahahaha
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>>683082823
>gorilla warfare
>posts a guerrilla
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>>683082554
Proof i guess?
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>>683082454
Here ya go /b/ud
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>>683082896
It's a guerrilla gorilla idiot
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>>683083206
Proof of what?
I see nuffin
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>>683083555
Exactly, opsec bitch
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>>683083667
>Those hands

Fucking niggers
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>>683083732
This was durring the night faggot, and this image is zoomed and have you heard of a soldiers tan?
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>>683083907
Yeah yeah, keep telling yourself that, fucking monkey.
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>>683081791
lol not OP but I got a degree, became third in an international company then binned it off to join the military.

Normal life is really not that great, think about it for a while
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>>683083966
Kek, go lynch yourself faggot
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>>683084177
I love you bro
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>>683083206
No one asked for proof
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>>683084336
Love you Bro
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>>683084927
Love you Bro too much
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>>683081413
Fuck you. /Thread your own post like a fucking cunt. Even newfags know better.
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