>>681533403
first time I got scared to the point of almost stabbing my hand with a kitchen knife I was tripping the hell up

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actually just got my girlfriend high for the 2nd time ever a few hours ago.
smoked some pinapple express and blue dreams not sure if its a name for the mixture or not we just took two bags of that and put it into one joint lol. tasted good. a mild sweet.

anyway, um try not to get paranoid. like chill, don't worry about anything. seriously, if you think to much about how your feeling on the first time you'll get scared. you'll think your having a heart attack and in your mind, your chest will hurt and you'll get even more scared.

but, just go with the flow. get some nice tunes, i like michael jackson while high, and some candy or chips or ice cream or snapple or some shit. expect your music to create body vibrations and give you actually orgasms. and expect yogurt to be the best in the world.

that's all! happy first time anon.

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The first time I smoked It was a joint and I only smoked half and that's the highest I've ever been and I'm almost a daily smoker. Prepare to have your mind blasted

>>681533403

First experience, around 13yo

> Alpha of the group get weed
> All sit in a circle in a park while he rolls (horrible) fat joints
> The joints turn around for 5 minutes
> Security of the park arrives
> Everybody runs away leaving the joints behind
> Come home, paranoid as fuck, is my mom gonna notice ?! I am going to go skizo ? How big are my eyes ?
> Nop nothing happened

Thanks for reminding me of that, enjoy

For the first time pleeease smoke pure dont mix up with tobacco

Your a fag op if you mix with Tabacco post the joint when done

>>681533403
>i was 12
Continue?

Also I'll give u some advice. It's an experience your not used to so it might get a little bit scary. Just know that nothing bad can happen from smoking weed. Just don't overdo it and take like 3-4 hits and see how you feel. Nobody ever died from weed so if you start to panic just sit and meditate and take very deep breathes. It should be a great experience so have fun OP!

I smoked a jay at a bonfire but that doesn't count, didn't work. Next time, I was partaking of my brother's vaporizer, which made me "sit and stare at shit" high, "holy shit my back teeth are huge" high.

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>>681533403
Listen to some sweet jams
I like Time - Pink Floyd
Its a nice jam and its several minutes long

my first joint i took a hit and quickly became a guido

dude i work with got me some, i was pretty excited to see what happened.
All music was better, all movies, TV, food. everything. its like the old me i used to like, with no cynicism.

>>681536030
Yes

>>681536030
>>681536310
Same fag

>>681536031
OP here, thanks man that's reassuring

Make sure u listen to music it sounds unbelievable while high. You'll hear things you've never noticed before.

>>681534079
He's a fag, OP, what strain you smoking on?

>>681536347
u got me lel xD

>>681533403
Don't get too caught up in your own thoughts and just have fun. This'll probably be the best high you'll have, trust me.

>>681533403
dude is that a 420!? you gonna OD on that shit

>>681536630

I think it's Sativa

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>>681536171
good jams

>>681536656

using smiley erhzaizakazjaojozajooazoapoazoaoao u have to be a master faggot

>>681536823
My friend smoked 2 marijuanas and turned gay

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>>681536837

Sativa isnt a strain, but still good to know. Find something fun to do. You'll perceive everything as much more interesting than it really is. Find something simple to occupy yourself, drawing is always fun.

>>681537305

lmfao

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I was 13 when i smoke my first joint.

>Park after school with dealer (my good friend)
>Roll it, and smoke it
>Did not feel anything, felt like a normal cigarette
>After a little while, I was so fucked up
>Paranoid and hungry, laughing at everything with my friend
>I remember walking by my mother and she asking about my eyes.

Very good times.

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>>681537458
Pics of your weed, OP?

First time I smoked a joint I walked along a country road with my main nigga listening to some decent tunes, had to stop him from climbing into a field of sheep to ride one of those fluffy motherfuckers like a horse......

>>681537458

Thanks for showing the difference between the two types, will come in useful later so I saved it

I'm planning on walking round Liverpool city in the UK sight seeing, looking at 'modern art' to keep myself entertained

> In college
> broke as fuck
> friend from out of town brings weed
> no one has a pipe or papers
> carve up an apple pipe
> hit it
> don'tfeelshitcaptain.jpg
> hit it again
> thisissomebullshit.bmp
> keep hitting it about 4 or 5 more times
> give up
> 15 minutes of bitching about not feeling anything later
> iamagoldengod.avi
> watch hours of cartoons
> jesus christ it was only 10 minutes
> eat entire family size bag of pizza rolls
> heart is pounding out of my chest
> his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
> thisishowitallends.mpeg
> woke up an hour later and ate half a loaf of bread

My later experiences were much more chill.

>>681539027

apple pipe?

sounds like a good first trip though

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>>681538014

Pics of joint?

>>681539241

haven't rolled it up yet man
planning on doing it soon, just cutting my roach

>>681539241
What the fuck is that

>>681534991
That's all you need with a vape.

>>681539194

Yeah, basically, just cut a bowl into the top of an apple, stick a skewer through the middle, and then stick a skewer through the bottom of the bowl to the hole through the middle. You basically have a pipe with a carburetor made out of an apple (which gives it some flavor).

Overall it wasn't that pleasant of a trip. The heart racing thing scared the crap out of me. My advice to first time smokers: YOU ARE NOT, IN FACT, DYING.

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vape naysh

>>681539628

Yeah, I picked up a mid-range vape this past weekend. I don't really like the experience of using it (I don't feel like I get any smoke clouds), but it does seem to give you a better high for amount of weed versus burning it.

>>681539654

Damn, stoner are resourceful.
I've got to try this out some time

>>681539984
Just make a water bottle bong

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made these before, smoking for first time on Friday

>>681540653
Trash

>>681540653

looks like you rolled some filters? joints or spliffs?

>>681540994

Not everyone is great at rolling, man. That's why I use a pipe.

First time I got stoned
Dude put 50g of some dank in an 8x8 pan of brownies, he was a good friend and I was there when he made them so I know it's legit. We each ate a fourth of the pan. Had sex with my girlfriend 5 times that night. Best first experience ever.

>>681540994
It was my first time and I was on my own, cut me some slack

>>681539241
is this b8 ?

>>681540653
kek, awful rolling man

First time was a space yoghurt, my friend who made it overdid it, it was 50% weed 50% yoghurt. The weed was cultivated by a friend and it was the seriously the best that was ever made. An hour after I finished the yoghurt I suddenly lost all control of my legs and I fell on the ground. After 1 minute on the ground, as suddenly as I fell I jumped back up and I started running around for 1 minute. And I switched between lying on the ground and running every minutes, the intensity of the effect fading at every cycle. I never had this kind of effect with other weeds and even the other times with this weed the effects were really smaller, I guess the first time it was mainly something like placebo effect, like my mind faked those feeling.

My first time was a really cool movie like experience
>be 14
>friend asks me if i want to go to mutual friends house to stay overnight and have a session
>been wanting to try weed, and he says it will be there, like a dream come true.
>girls will also be there
>saturday, walk down to the mutual friends house an hour away
>have a little bit to drink
>about 8 of us walk through the fields as he lived in the countryside into a forested area
>people have obviously been here before, a smallish clearing with places to sit
>mutual friend passes me joint
>try to do it but choke and don't know how to smoke it, i eventually smoked it once but choked and nearly threw up from the nicotine rush as i've never smoked before then
>feel slightly buzzed but disappointed
>later on sneak out with mutual friend and some others and we do a bong

overall, the first time i didn't feel that much. it wasn't until later on when i was used to smoking and could not cough that i had my best experiences. i've quit now, but there was a sweet spot where i was still a novice but didn't cough, and i got stoned as fuck every time. i miss going down with a couple friends to some local hideaway and getting stoned. 18 now.

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>>681542061

Also OP, remember like others have said that no matter how fucked up you get, the only way you die is if you pass out and throw up and choke in your own vomit. If you freak out like I've done before when mixing drink and weed, just calm yourself down and remember you won't die.

>>681533403
>KNow friend who has friends who smoke
>They invite me to go smoke for the first time
>Head outfront into one of their cars
>Sit in the back and let them smoke for a bit
>i start feeling a little different
>Ask if I can take a hit
>They run me through how to smoke out of a bubbler
>Take a hit
>Burn the bud, but its a huge hit
>take it all in
>Hold with all my might
>Blow out
>Coughing for days
>Can't stop
>they hand me some water, tell me to breath through my nose
>I'm fine
5 minutes later
>start coughing again, can't stop
>Stomach starts hurting
>Can't stop
>Throw up in my mouth
>They don't know
>Hold it in
>Can't you swallow?
>NOPE
>Fuck
>"Cn yoo pen a door eease"
>Opens door
>Dinosaur
>I spit up everywhere
>Baked as fuck
>I laugh,
>They laugh
>I keep smoking

>>681533403
weed for me = anxiety

>>681540653
remove filter

>>681543055
I used to get really bad anxiety, I started doing it more often during the summer time about once a week and the anxiety faded and I just enjoyed the experience.

>>681543236

This was pretty much my early experience too.

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>>681540653
You're folding not rolling.

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Don't forget your responsibilities.

>>681544056
The first times I barely felt anything too. Like I was doing it properly, but I never really felt much. Then all of a sudden I was getting really high. Weird.

>>681533403
First time was with my cousins, og kush.
The first hit I inhaled for about 10 secs, immediately I felt and heard my lungs exhale it. The second hit had me relaxed, like I took a knockout punch from iron mike, no pain just didn't feel like moving.
Overall it was a good day.

>>681541854
>>681539424
Friend's firstt roll, preetttty proud

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>>681540653
Keep practicing bro. No worries.
Also very important >>681544470

HIT AND HOLD

>>681533403
DO NOT THINK ABOUT SUCKING A DICK.

>>681546542
I failed

>>681541431
>50g

It was 50g, dude was a semi-big drug dealer for a public college, best time of my life.

>>681545340
That's not that great either, why is is so thin?

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>>681547222
Trips checked

>>681547719
That's like a $700 pan of brownies.

>>681547719
50g in an 8x8 of brownies would be like baking weed and nothing else dude. Do you mean 5?

>>681545340
Pencil dick joint

>>681545340
Roll joins like a cons retard

>>681548068
Joints like cones* sorry stoned

>>681547956
It would end up to about 5g's if it wasn't decarbed. >>681547956

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Why do people say mangoes affect your high, didn't do shit for me.

pretty tasty though

whats everyone listening to

>>681533403
Stoned right now. When you learn to accept everything around you feels good.

My first blunt was awesome! I was with a bunch of friends and we were watching some boring drama but it was fucking hillarious and we ate like 2-3 Kraft Dinner each. twaz Awesome

>>681533403
>bought skinny bitch joint from stoner kid in school
>go outside, light it up
>63-year old neighbour steps out
>"anon are you smoking weed?"
>smells like weed, joint is behind my back
>confess
>neighbour tells me to go inside
>shits brix
>tells me to sit down
>slams HUGE bag of weed on the table, maybe a pound
>gives me rolling papers and tells me to roll myself a real joint
>old man next door became pot dealer for all of highschool

>>681548300
i saw someone post this the other day since then i love the band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdlVK787EOA

>>681547956

This is what I was thinking. Here they sell by fractions of an ounce, and 50g is almost 2 ounces. That's a massive amount of weed, seeing as how 1/4oz lasts me like 3 weeks..

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>>681548300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=debIyWS6Byc

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>>681539241

>>681548577
you mustn't smoke a lot then, i'm lightweight and a q lasts me 7 days

>>681548732
i saw him live at bestival he came on with a blunt onstage

>>681548562
yeee nigger.

>>681548900
holy shit this is cool

>>681548300

I like listening to the Beatles when I'm stoned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcobSiJOGG8

If you're not against musical movies, I recommend watching the move Across the Universe while stoned. It's a trippy movie, and watching it stoned is one of my favorite things to do.

>>681533403
fucking sucked. I was tripping out and having major amounts of deja vu's. Soon after I swore I was going to die and became paranoid about every single thing. It lasted for two days before I was able to get it all out of my system.

>>681549111
That's some skunk shit

>>681549111

Yep

Any of you fags got tips for finding weed in a city were I don't know anybody that smokes? I'm in St. Paul if that makes any difference.

I used to get what I called "shockage" and it felt like vibrations starting from the top of my head and would shock every 1/4 second in increments of 1 inch, all the way down to my toes.

Scared the living shit out of me and eventually, I learned to deal with it, then it started occuring less and less and now I want to experience it (because im not afraid of it anymore) again for old times' sake, but can't get the shockage anymore.

My advice, if you get this, is to know that everything is fine and it will pass. Try to enjoy it, because it's the rarest most awesome feeling and give thanks for being able to live so fully in that moment.

Nothing bad ever came of it, but I thought i'd give you a heads up. Most people don't get shockage, but if you do, know that it's going to be fine.

>>681549356
Mmm hmm

>>681549157
>>681548562
i love trippy things like that any more?

>>681548300
TPAB is so fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrW1LivtzJw&feature=player_detailpage#t=20

>>681549549
fuck yeah nigga

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>>681549527

>>681549111
>Trips
Yih!

>>681549426

If there's a college campus around there, ask around at the frats

>>681549527
>>681549701
shit wrong webm

>>681549426
Isn't medicinal legal in Minnesota? Find a cripple.

Gonna do acid for the first time

Anything I should read to mentally prepare myself? I don't want to go crazy.

I've done shrooms several times and weed at least once a week on and off so use that as a reference.

Also, he's getting it for incredibly cheap (5-10 a hit he said) so I'm worried it might be some cheap chinese RC, I already know if it's bitter it's a spitter, what else should I watch out for? Don't have the time or money to get a test kit off the internet, can you make one from household materials?

>>681549527
this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiae6xAIZOQ

I smoked out of a crack pipe in a church parking lot at midnight my first time. True shit

>first time smoking
>stoner thread

>>681550056
Lol right

>>681533403
Just stay at home or a friends house the first time. Some people freak out cus they feel like their heart is beating faster or its hard to breathe after they smoke but its just because you're more aware of these things while high. You will definitely want some good food, do your self a favor and skip the McDonald's, dorito, soda binge and go get a real meal either homemade or from some local home cooking type place. Once it wears off do more but the second time go take a walk. If you have a nice park near you that's great. Chillin in a field under the moonlight while high is pretty great. For your future weed uses go do stuff. Its a waste of herb to just sit on the sofa and get uncomfortably full on junk shit IMO. Go see movies, parks, swimming, playing basketball, having conversations, and theme parks etc. I like to think of it as a different filter for life not an experience all its own, unless you do a lot.

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Not my first time but stoner thread story

>be me
>work late at pub, pot wash
>4 people including me in the kitchen
>3/4 smoke weed
>2/4 deal
>hard night, working late, fucking pissed at everything because I got slammed with shit
>no weed
>one of my mates in the kitchen, lets call him T, asks if I wanna go for a smoke after work
>thankyoulord.oiloncanvas
> says other dealer, called D, is gonna come
>calm
>at this time I didn't have a car but my house was close so i'd cycle home on a shitty bmx
>we finish up and go to a barn near the pub
>T and D whip out all the utensils and roll 2 massive spliffs
>we smoke and chill
>it hits me pretty hard, harder than what I've been used to
>T explains its D's own weed and that he only grows good shit
>start to really feel it
>tell them I need to leave so mums not suspicious when I come home
>I start to peddle home in pitch darkness because there's like on street light in my village
>start to see shit in the distance
>no, thats not it
>thats not it either
>the closer I get to stuff the more it changes into something completely different to what I thought I just saw
>im cycling past some hedges and sections of the trees are lit up without any light
>as I look a massive section of lit up trees fly past, they look exactly like lego
>this continues all the way home, I'm out of breathe and shivering but still high af
>I open the door, take my bag and coat off, then head upstairs past my mums room
>'how was work'
>'it was all made of lego'
>'what?'
>ohshitwhatdidIjustsay
>'um.. it was just a hard day mum i'm shattered'
>'why are you beathing so heavily?'
>realise im panting like a fucking dog
>'hard ride home, night'
>run to my room and hide in my bed, eat any available left over snacks then fall asleep to rick and morty
>man was seeing lego trees the fuck.

W33D 1S C00L

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obligatory nice bong post, post em if you got em stoners; currently waiting on my erl connect to roll in

>>681549527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5VtuJROYc8

Best thing I ever listened to on weed and shrooms

>>681549907
10 bucks a hit is normal don't worry.

>>681549527

Pretty much any music by Deadboy and the Elephant Men is good stoned music.

For other movies, I tend to look for really colorful movies and shows (since I feel like weed enhances my senses). If you feel that way when you smoke, and you're not against being in public places while stoned, pretty much the most amazing thing every is going to a legit garden and soaking that shit in while stoned. The smells, colors, and sounds are powerful.

>>681550163
Also its not uncommon to not feel the effects the first time.

First time I smoked I looked at my friend, then fell on the floor laughing for about 10 minutes. Why? Because when I turned my head, I remembered... I was wearing a fucking hat.

Have fun!

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if you get shitty weed you might get serious paranoia and weird audio hallucinations, rarely visual. like thinking your friend who went to the bathroom actually went to get a knife to cut you with, shit like that. so to minimize that kind of paranoia i recomend doing a dab instead, its cleaner and more potent

>>681550163
One more thing, probably not good idea, but going to a mall food court or some big public area and just people watching while high is a very odd experience

Best way to score weed (im in iowa) when u don't know anyone is to just walk up to a black guy and ask. That could be, go to ghetto and find local nigger at gas station, or drive thru ghetto and just ask the first porch monkey you see.

I've almost ALWAYS scored by just asking blacks here and i've never been burned. I'm a small guy and any of them could have robbed me, but most were cool if you 'give them some extra' for their trouble.

Seriously, don't be afraid to ask, they like making $. Don't be a bitch, and thank them, they can be your go-to guy in the future. Seriously.

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>>681533403
Bruh.. thats not a joint. U gotta roll it up first..

>>681550303
How many should I take? My friend (who's also never done it before) says 3, seems really high, if that was what you were supposed to take why wouldn't they put that much LSD on a single tab?

>>681539241

God fuckin dammit man you need a nigga to show you how to roll! That shit is terrible.

>Be me 15
>friend invites me over to smoke
>We go up into his tree house where he has a grav
>I'm terrified that the cops are gonna come and bust us
>shit load of anxiety
>take three hits from friends grav bong
>coughing like crazy, feel sick
>friend has speakers and plays dark side of the moon
>effects hit me around the song time
>dizzy, feel like im on a roller coaster, cant stop smiling
>pretty much the perfect first time experience
>literally my best memory from high school

>>681539241
Who did you take the picture?

>>681547328

Not quite an ounce, it's doable I'd say.

>>681549907
I've found shrooms are way worse on the "you think you're legitimately going insane" scale, especially in high doses. I did 9g of shrooms and it was the most agonizing experience of my life, it was fun at most times but the lows were truly the lowest I've ever been in my entire life. LSD just makes things a bit off if you don't over do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FATTzbm78cc

You're welcome everyone :)

>>681551103
How much do you think an ounce is?

>>681549428
Dude! I get those all the time! Mostly when I'm just sitting / laying down and listening to music. I love them, they feel so nice.

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>>681550514

I've never heard anyone talk about paranoia like that -- the only thing I've ever heard is people thinking that the cops are coming or that someone will know they're high. It's all about feeling guilty, not feeling like people are trying to kill them.

Dab is a lot better, but I'm not sure if I'd recommend it to a new smoker. I feel like you sort of need to work up to it. It's also not super easy to get in areas where there's no decriminalization.

>>681539027
you sound like a 5 star man

>>681539241
walter white's joint was better than that

>>681551214

Yeah, an ounce is about 30g. 50g is almost 2oz.

I've never smoked before, how many pounds should i buy?

>>681551408

Hey now, I'm actually pretty fun to smoke with. I just wish I had more folks to smoke with. There's not a good way to find out if people around here smoke, since it's not legal.

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>>681537305
>that face when your friend didn't inject the marijuanas instead.

>>681552045
how about the ol' "do you smoke?"

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lets see your bongs anons

>>681551648

Haha, I'm stoned right now, so I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but going to assume not in order to be helpful. If you're starting smoking, and you're not somewhere that it is legal, you might want to check your local laws and see what the amount cutoffs are for possession charges and get amounts under that. If it's legal where you are, I'd recommend starting with an 1/8th ounce to see if you even enjoy it, and if you do, just buy an ounce at a time (or whatever's cheapest and within your budget).

>>681552141

But, see, here people normally assume you mean cigarettes if you say that. And with weed not being legal (even medically), and the state being super conservative, it's not wise to risk letting people know that you may be holding.

>>681533403
well let's go
>18 y/o
>summer job at sea
>since I don't live there, my employer got us some shacks. basically camping place.
>I was kind of against drugs at the time(at least when it comes to my gf), my gf who was there with me smoked a few times and was okay with them
>go out to beer integration
>they prepare gravity bong
>sit there, chat
>see them preparing the bong, ask them how it feels
>"You've never smoked anon?"
>"You must smoke man"
>okay because why not, lol
>the guy with the weed starts bong, I watch and learn. We do it from 2l water bottles
>hits bong, everything's ok.
>next guy repeats, must take it in 2 hits
>third guy chokes on the water a bit, whatever
>my turn. idk how to do it and have to prepare almost everything because the guy claims to be too stoned to do this
>actually it goes well, the bottle looks like it's full of milk
>do my best at repeating and inhale the whole bottle in one hit
>immediately get recoil'd, start coughing and grab the nearest rail
>friends cheer at me that I took all of it at one hit, but I feel like I'm about to vomit
>gf takes me to the WC
>I stay there with her, feel terrible,basically just spit there
>feels like smoke's caught in my throat. Ask my gf to bring me the water.
>start feeling something. "Okay, here we go..."

>at this time I thought that my vision was "jumping"
>the motion was sharp, whenever I turned the image jumped, like I was seeing the thing where I turned and nothing in between
>whatever, she comes back with water. drink a bit, tell her I'm okay and go back to the room
>friends looking scared at me, asking if I'm okay. yeah, go back to the room.
>sit there for a while. I don't really remember what I was doing

>few minutes afterwards, I start focusing on my vision. Now it's really smooth.
>I think that the smooth vision looks a bit like security camera, where it constantly goes from side to side
>start moving my head from side to side, like patrolling security camera
cont?

First one

>>681552538
keep going anon

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>>681552538

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Who else stores their roaches? I empty mine out every weekend for epic blunt rolling. Pic related, also what I rolled up a few minutes ago

>>681551648
Need at least 1000 pounds to get high the first time bro,

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I just got some from my pal a few days ago.

>>681553334
Looks good.
Also one off.

Every once in while I'll get a bag of weed from my dealer that has like 2 or 3 roaches in it, is this like a custom or is it just him? I never asked because I didn't want to seem like an idiot

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>>681553747
lmao, what?

>>681553322
triple dubs checked

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>>681553747
Hes smoking your weed and insulting your intelligence by leaving roaches. That is NOT normal.

>>681553831

Just got that game, gonna try and construct that at work tonight, thanks anon

Any tips for buying weed for the first time?

My mate grinds his weed like 3 times he says "to get all the kief" is this a real thing? Can you actually get more kief from the weed grinding it this way?

Also does how finely the weed is ground get you higher? I know for making edibles and ghetto hash (it's not real hash, it's that thing where you soak weed in everclear for a day and then strain it pouring the alcohol on a glass plate and then scrape it off, not sure what it's called) the finer the better but what else?

>>681553747
probably to make it weigh more

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>>681553747

Pic related its your dealer

>>681554122
no, but putting a small coin where the green falls gives you a ton of kief, scrapes all the stuff that would get stuck in the catcher.

>>681554108
Don't act like it's your first time.

>>681553747
lol pics or didnt happen

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>tfw unable to decide what to do

>>681554108

If you can, buy it from someone you know.

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>>681552538
>realize it's like security camera
>start seeing angles, kind of like pic related, but single
>full smile
>"Hey gf, look, my head's moving like security camera lol!"
>she just looks at me, laughs and says "I'm gonna get them here, they won't believe if I tell them"
>whatever keep patrollin'
>minute later whole party comes to the room
>they start laughing at me and with me
>laugh too but keep patrolling
>can't actually stop, whenever I try it's like you hold camera, motor tries to go back and when you let it it does its job
>get annoyed for a second that I can't stop but I'm high so I'm happy and smile
>one of the friends say that I can stop now so that I don't strain my muscles
>instantly feel my muscles hurt
>stop
>be surprised, but now I can socialize
>few friends stay at our room, rest goes back to theirs
>they keep talking and laughing, I'm too high for this
>just hear them in the background while I'm high
>someone mentions that the guy that got weed has his grandmother's cake
>triggered
>decide to go there

>inside his room it's literally a fucking obstacle course
>go through it gracefully
>reach his bed
>he's already sitting there, smiling
>takes out the fucking cake
>the best cake I've ever had
>so fucking moist it's impossible
>god I love this cake
>when it ends we chat for a moment then go back to our rooms cause it's late
>get to the bed, gf lay in front of me
>we lay next to the balcony window
>see her dark outline on the light background
>it's actually quite big
>I check whether she's actually that big by poking her head
>she's like wtf?
>"Aah, sorry... You just looked... Sooo big..."
>she laughs and tells me to go to sleep
>obidiently do so

This was my first experience. I would pay good money to go through it once again. I wasn't expecting anything really, just wanted to try and see. Fucking amazing. Never worry that something wrong will happen, because nothing wrong will happen.

I wish I could go back in time.

>>681554224

Or razor. Best way to get a lot of kief is if you have a grinder with a rougher metal screen just grind the weed then take a cork and shred that shit over the metal screen and bam, lots of kief.

Can be a waste of weed though.

>>681549428
>"now I want to experience it (because im not afraid of it anymore) again"
>"for old times' sake"

Welcome to intolerance of marijuana

>>681553322
NICE trip dubz

>>681533403
Sitting in a field withsome really good friends from back home. Super chill, weather was awesome. We just drank, and got high. A lot of people went past us walking their dogs, i thought it was the funniest shit ever, couldn't stop giggling. I think we went through like 2 or three joints each..

A friend and i went back to his for this barbecue his Mom was having, i swear, I've never had food that good before or after, it was like heaven on a plate. We were trying to keep it lowkey that we where high, but i'm pretty sure hos sister knew at least.

After that we went to pres at someone's house, and had (i think at least, my memory gets foggy at this point) a great night out. All in all, pretty damn good.

>>681554122
>(it's not real hash, it's that thing where you soak weed in everclear for a day and then strain it pouring the alcohol on a glass plate and then scrape it off, not sure what it's called)

what I was under the impression that's what hash was

>>681554411
What country in SEA?
Also TRIPLE DUBSSSSS

>>681554411
nice dubz, and sounds like a nice first experience for sure.

>>681554689
>>681554122
It's real hash but it ends up dirty and shite like the imported stuff from MENA 99% of the time, you need a much more complicated rig to get good hash from alcohol which is why most people just use butane

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The brown bits in it are wax

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>>681555370

>>681548300
You don't even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll19yf76oFw&list=PL9EFC826375E8FE51&index=5

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>tfw can barely smoke anymore because the smoke is too much now
fuck

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>>681555465

Did 6 average size dabs once. Forgot how to sit down.

>>681556223

Well, here there's a place called 20 Past 4, and they sell stuff like that. You could probably also make one out of bronze or steel pipe.

>>681556471
>here

is this a chain because there's one about 30 minutes away from me? 317?

>>681555514
EPIC

How high can you physically be on weed? what's the highest you've ever been? stories?

Does anyone here feel like their body is encased by gelatin while really baked? A few good rips off a bong really bring on the jello for me.

>>681556685

Whoa. Yeah, I'm about 10 minutes from there. North part of Indy.

>>681557101
sometimes I feel like I can feel air resistance, which usually leads to me waving my hands around like a fucking retard when I get really high because it's a pretty cool sensation

>>681556989
The "highest" Ive ever been was when my wife and I smoked 1 joint each. Then smoked about 1 more joint through our pipe. Food-trip led to laugh-trip then drank lots of water. Had sex and when I was about to blow I didnt realize it until I saw myself spurting the last few of my sperm over her pussy.
>TL;DR Was so "high" it matched my ejaculation.
Hehe

>>681557454
Zionsville here, small world

>>681534666
This guy gets it

>>681556989

When I smoked cigarettes, I would get uncomfortably high sometimes. I'd get restless, feel like I peed, couldn't remember anything further back than about 15 seconds. It was rough, and when you're that baked, it seems to last forever. Still, though, I'd take uncomfortably stoned over a hangover any day -- as uncomfortable as it is to be that high, I don't feel nauseous or like I want to die.

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>>681558110
>tfw that's me everytime

>>681533403
>at friends house
>with 4 other people
>late at night
>we relaxin
>friend starts rolling up
>"Anon why don't you hit this shit"
>nah.jpg
>fast foward
>they all havin a good time
>im sitting there like a retard
>"C'mon Anon you don't need to be anywhere tomorrow, and you're spending the night"
>Imready.jpg
>I take a hit cough like a bitch
>Take a even bigger hit to show off
>Pass out from coughing
>Wake up , tripping balls
>Go to window and look down, long drop
>2 story house but that shit looked like i was on the empire state building
>slurred movement
>go into living room
>watch tv
>talk about life, and shit that we used to do
>was about 13/14 at the time


>smoke almost every day now.

Have some stories about some other times I got high.

>>681556989
One day I woke up, smoked a joint, friend wanted to come over so I let him come over and we smoked another joint. We were smoking cigs on my balcony when my upstairs neighbor was coming in the building, obviously drunk as fuck, said hello enthusiastically and we replied just as enthusiastically and I think he was pretty surprised, he said he wanted to come up and talk, so he did, we talked a bit, turns out he smoked, offered to smoke with us. Brought some purple shit over and rolled a huge blunt this time, we shared it, he made fun of my posters and told me I needed to get laid and then left. Then me and my friend went out with two other friends, smoke more, this time from a bong, then drove to this abandoned hotel, where we smoked more from a pipe. The stars were so amazing I remember that so distinctly, not sure if it was just a clear night or I was hallucinating but it was seriously like a wallpaper, it was colorful too, like we could see nebulae and shit. Then we wandered around the hotel until we mistook some cops going by on the high way as being after us, ran away, ditched the weed, then realized our error, went back, got the weed and then just hung out for a few hours

>>681553113
i keep my roaches till i don't have any weed. when i run out i just make a roach blunt

>>681557849

Yeah, seriously. How tough is it to find weed up there? Broadripple seems to be the easiest place to find some in a pinch, but I feel like Zionsville would be tough. Also, you're apparently not that far from me. I live over near Brebeuf.

>>681559170
Went to high school in lafayette so I still go to my guy up there, wasn't too hard, just asked my sketchiest friend if he knew anyone and the rest was history. Sketchy friends became my main friends and I sort of fell out with my NORP friends, only temporarily living with family until I can work out living arrangements back in lafayette

>>681558590
>he made fun of my posters and told me I needed to get laid and then left

savage, do you still talk to him?

>>681559736
yeah, what posters? Anime? Sum 41?

>>681559912
Boku no pico

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The taste might be too strong for first timers.

Protip: a little pepper can go a long way.

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pls r8

>>681560324
it's a joint

>>681550797
ha
ha
ha
get it
cuz its just a bud in the picture
ha
nice one anon
10 / 10

ha

>>681560324

joint/10 would bogart

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>>681559736
Yeah he says high to me if we pass, nothing much more

>>681559912
This one he said that the police were gay and he likes the puff daddy version of every breath you take more

>>681554241
this

>>681560662
>>681559736
>>681558590

kek

also:

>listens to the police
>smokes cigarettes

are you my dad

>>681560662
lol! what? he said you need to get laid to a The Police poster? he's must be trippin balls haha good story.
Also, nice poster.

>>681549522
yep

>>681561103
I don't think the get laid part was because of the poster, we were talking for like 20 mintues about random stuff, can't remember exactly

>>681560662
I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT!

...

FUCK!

anyone?

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About to smoke this and play insurgency

>>681562309
people still play that? have they updated it? i remember playing the mod a long time ago is it still good?

>>681562508
the game not the mod

>>681562508
just started playing. dont know if its different than before. but its a nice change from bo3 and bf4. and with a nice joint the game is really fun.

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>>681561407
Haha right

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>>681563713

Nigger tier pipe and nigger tier joint.

>>681563713
why is half the roach sticking out

>be me
>17 y/o
>decide to try weed just for kicks
>meet up with a few friends who use it
>we find a good spot to smoke up
>we get in a circle
>joint gets to me
>puff, puff, pass
>inhaled and everything
>did this about three more times
>nothing at all
>end of school
>friend tells me to meet him outside
>hands me a huge ass joint
>"if that didn't do anything, this'll fix ya"
>hellyeah.jpg
>go home
>smoke the entire thing
>feel nothing
>start walking
>HOLYSHITWTF
>feel like I got hit by a freight train
>shuffle my way back inside
>lay down on bed
>put on tunes
>Pink Floyd - Echoes
>I feel like I'm floating on clouds
>total relaxation
>body sensations are absolutely beautiful
>munch out on anything I can find
>fall asleep on the couch in pure bliss

>>681563063
yeah I knew they were making a game, the mod was good, might have to play the game sometime

>>681565027

Are you talking about the filter? That joint looks good to me.

>>681556989
One of my friends got a vaporizer and put hash oil in it, the guy he bought it from said it was around 90% but truth be told it was like ~75%, not as high as what he said but still more than enough to get you lit af
Long story short, I ended up sitting in a dark room all night, watching Honey Boo Boo and thinking i was a tree, I was even holding my arms out like they were branches.

>>681565027
Idk. Thats how I do it.

>>681565693
why is half the filter sticking out

>>681565633
haha you flew!

>>681565834

That's how I roll them. You can fit more bud in that way.

taking the train from chicago to new york to visit with friends and family and also just to have a vacation you know, only ever taken the line from chicago to indy, is there any extra security or anything for the longer route? thinking of sneaking a 1/4 or so ground in a tight jar, in my pocket, should this be ok?

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C'mon scrubs. Really want to start blazing again, been like 6 months. Just sucks fighting off the urge to wait. What I ended it off with right chea

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>>681548300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o87g6yKl9s

>>681555514
broke a rib laughing
send help immediately

>>681566234
that's a sick blunt

>>681566121
Yih!

>>681566184
man me and everyone I know has that grinder, I think if you smoke you're legally obligated to own or something

>>681566953

Only I own SUPERGRINDER

>>681533403
first joint ever or first joint today? if ever, i call bullshit but have fun trolling the younguns

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>>681550287
From last night's thread

what consumption method words the absolute best for getting you completely fucking trashed?

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>>681550287
I'd hook you up anon for prolly half of what you pay. Grade a all day everyday yo

>>681568232
gravity bong

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Rate my first rolled joints

so salty bros
i moved states and lost my plug

>>681541541
learn to machine roll. easy as fuck use zig zag orange

saves time and embarrassment

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>>681568906

An Oz is 28g.