I'm a nigger

>unemployed
>19, male
>living with parents
>20k in savings
>don't do drugs
>handful of friends i rarely associate with
>emoblog on irc all day
>sleep a lot
>don't play many games
>don't read much
>listen to a lot of music
>chat up girls on dating sites

>>679882789
>wake up
>take a swig from water bottle
>turn kettle on
>stare blankly at the morning sung
>make coffee
>have shower and morning hygiene stuff
>take a walk
>head home
>sit at desk
>check emails
>make digital designs
>masturbate
>send designs to client
>play games
>shower
>go to sleep
food usually goes where ever when i'm hungry

>>679883122
Get a jerb faggot

>19
>play shitty games
>procrastinate on assignments until last minute

>>679883876
the world economy is pretty shit rn unless you're from Vietnam

>>679882789
>faggot detected.

Barf. Enjoy your aids.

>>679884144
Op here, I bet I get more pussy than you kek

>>679883122
What do you talk about with these girls?

>>679884084
Move to Vietnam then

>>679884518
>faggot confirmed.

>>679884748
i have a job
>>679883442

>>679884848
Oh I know I'm a faggot.

>>679882789
i fap to your mother daily

>>679885175
Not prior to my confirmation you didn't, faggot.

>>679885217
Edgy. Are you 12?

>Uni
>Job at bar
>Films, and a lot of them
>Cheap, seedy gigs where you
can go crazy at
>Chill with friends, usually including:
>Weed (quart Oz's in one night usually, get a big smoke on)
>Raves and house parties, and a lot of them. MDMA fiend, helps with making friends and pulling girls
>Chilling in the flat with some songs on
>Not a big drinker, but getting drunk sometimes
>Go clubbing
>Cocaine nights
>Have sex a little too often. Bi and good looking, but I'd fuck anything that moved anyway
>Read (Hunter Thompson, William Burroughs are among of my favourites)
>Write often (journalist student)
>Big mummies boy, so take her out around twice a week

That's about it. I have some wild stories

>>679882789
Reese please stop.>>679882789

Sitting in front of my pc all day, browsing YouTube and mostly /b/.

>>679885312

Will she say she was not asking for it in court

>work (building manager)
>manage a few high-rise apartment buildings
>work 60 hour weeks
>not much time to hang out with people due to long, bag hours
>cocaine problem
>don't drink much
>car collection
>no savings, always investing / spending
>want to quit shit job
>bang random tinder / pof / okc sluts
>gym 5 times a week
>car shows all the time
>surf /b/ /pol/ /tv/ /o/ when off shift
>listen to everything from EDM to Black metal, Jazz, Classical, and rap
>Debt slowly growing, considering moving back in with parents to save money, should probably quit cocaine ($300 a gram) and save cash for debts
>crash hard from benders and be a moody cunt for days
>only feel alive when getting my nob polished by some random whore
>corporate life

>>679885778
>fucking greentext

>>679886192
>>>679885778 (You)
>>fucking greentext
>no
>oh.png

>>679882789
>Studying
>do nothing most days
>have 2 close friends
>distance relationship with gf for 10 months or so
>drink too much alcohol
>waste too much money on weed
>netflix/games
>dreaming about moving into the us
>listen to pretty much all music
>rarely post, but lurk a lot on /b/
>Masturbate furiously when not with girlfriend (90% of the year)
>no future prospects
>as mentioned, want to move into us but just seems unrealistic and like a crazy dream more than something I could accomplish
>severe depression
>practice piano/keys

Can't even play with these cards.

>19, uni
>live in campus
>barely go to classes
>smoke a lot of weed
>occasionally freelance but mostly on my parents' backs
>cook, videogames, watching series or anime, when I muster the determination I work a bit more on my online business
>just got a VR headset, will keep me busy for a while
>waiting on summer break so I can go home(studying abroad) and see my dog, my best friend and my girlfriend
>i'm high right now
>gonna smoke another bowl and eat some cake

>>679886155
you sound like a nice lady.

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>>679882789
>work engineer (mechanical, can build/fix/mod just about anything) part time retail(awesome pay and night work) and training for police.
>20
>Londoner govna
>Motorcycle addict
>Neighbours always amuse at how I work on them at 3am and beyond (pic relate)
>Not a criminalfag
>Never touched drugs, drink on christmas
>Vidya, fanboy
>Amaze body physique
>No more mortgage on house
>Medium social life
>Prefer older music to this new shit
>Old fashioned
>Not socialawkfag any more
>Forever modding pc and other stuff
>Always doing something
>Love cats
>Can fuck a person up (kek)
>No ego
>Grew up around internet since I was like 2-3
>Mfw I still have a shit ton of crappy 90's pc's and parts
>Probably one of those glory internet guys a rarepepe gril dreams of

>Computer Information Systems major at uni
>live at home to save money
>build pc's/servers for fun
>Have my pc hooked up to projector to play vidya and watch movies
>Go out on weekends to friends places or local bar to chill and relax
>Do homework and program in between

pretty generic ass life but hey, its pretty chill

>>679886106
Of course, don't you know that she's obviously not asking for it, no matter how she behaves or dresses. Never.

Fucking women.

>>679886871
*Lad
I try.

>20
>live at home
>waiting to begin business school in fall
>work around 30-40 hours a week at a golf course making minimum wage + about $30-100 tips depending on the shift
>love my golf course job, work with awesome people, decent cash for what it is
>work out sometimes
>don't get any pussy ever, despite being 6'4" 200 lbs, decent looking, fairly outgoing, I just don't have the balls to make the first move or ask girls out
>browse local classifieds for trucks everyday, never buy any
>have $25k saved, pretty big jew with my money
>don't do any drugs, drink on the weekends
>have a lot of close friends that i hang out with pretty regularly
>overall I live the easiest life possible, if I were getting any pussy my life would probably be damn near perfect

bout it

>>679886946
>Can fuck a person up (kek)
>No ego

Choose one.

>>679886155
>$300 a gram
I would become a cocaine dealer just to supply your fuckin ass.

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>>679886946
>mfw i used to get into cctv cameras around the world as a kid then 5 mins later my pc would shut down automatically
>expected fbi equivalent to raid my house n shit

>self-employed work, getting by
>playing the field, I hit homers on the occasion, not extremely interested in relationships right now
>smoke weed socially
>drink socially
>I'm a rapper you will hear of before you die. I'm better than the other rappers you know (I know, everyone's a fucking rapper anymore)
>shows make me little money, trying to build a record label from the ground up
>get more money mastering other peoples work for them than anything else, mostly hobby-tier musicians with goals they won't achieve
>guns are a part of my life
>skate or die, no I'm not getting to old for it, but socially, I don't tell everyone about it and I dress right
>because I'm in school for computer engineering
>brewing my own beers, getting slightly better at it while at the same time I have stopped drinking beer and doing some other things that I did over a year-long recovery from a broken leg and extensive tendon damage earned at the skate park
>still drink and skate though: landed the trick that did it too
>sometimes I see what's going on on my favorite anonymous message boards, I think this one has been speeding downhill quickly, but what can you do?

>wake up
>find a way to get heroin with no job
>do it, go to sleep
Feels badman

>>679882789
>work
>vidya
>sleep
>work
basically thats it

>>679887445
>Australian prices
Should of probably stated I was Aussie, gotta pay for the good stuff

>>679887445
You don't put cocaine in your ass.

>>679887445
Must be an ausfag

>>679886155
>$300 a gram

You better be getting some fucking pure Columbian stuff with that cash my friend

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>>679887338
Are you stupid? You're tiny brain can't comprehend they clearly don't mean the same thing? Someone can state a fact without it having to associated with an ego. Fuck off newfag.

>no, not triggered

>>679886155
>$300 a gram
idiot

>>679887610
You certainly can, it will work

>>679887604
Jesus fuck, quit that shit man.

300 a gram? fucking aye, you must be making bank if you can afford to be addicted to that shit

>work
>school
>sleep

add up the time between and there's about 3 nonconsecutive hours of the day spent studying

>24
>live in midwest
>2 lives, really, school and not school
>school is 4.5 hours away so the two lives dont really connect

>when at school
>mostly alone, no friends outside of pwople i chat with in class
>ride bike around aimlessly
>go hiking and look at cool shit
the rest of the time is spent hangin out in my room playing vidya or watching youtube

>when at home
>few close friends, try to hang out with them
>work a shitty retail job that i've had for 6 years
>play vidya with friends
>at my age a lot of my friends go to bars for fun, but i dont drink. sometimes i go with but it;s not my idea of fun

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>>679887716
>You're tiny brain
>You're
welp, you don't have a big one either

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>eat sleep and get high off various drugs while staying up until 7:00AM playing Tf2 on coke

>>679887610
Man, plugging coke is a wild ride. You certinely do put cocaine in your ass

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>>679887878
I said, "don't" not "couldn't".

>>679887716
>a fact

Alright then tough guy, let's see it bitch, bring it.

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>>679887937
Fucking cuck faggot lmfao

>>679887789
>>679887699
>>679887639
AUSTRALIAN PRICES. Australian drugs are fucking dumb-expensive due to not having a Mexico to illegally run them in / impossible to import.

>>679887610
Rub cocaine on a cunt, then fuck her, she'll think you're god afterwards, or she'll be dead form a heartattack.

>>679887892
low 6 figures, real-estate is stupid dumb money.

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>>679888011
Checked

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>>679888041
>mfw a person doesn't mean every person
>implying you're still stupid

> Get up
> Cuddle child and wife
> Cuddle dog
> Afternoon hygiene ritual
> EAT
> Work 12 hour night shift
> Come home
> Kiss child
> Fuck wife
> Sleep

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>>679883122
All you had to say was >neetbux. We'd have figured the rest out on our own.

>>679888168
>how to turn a rape into a murder.

if you think $300 a gram is expensive now, just want until you're in prison.

>>679888168
helloooooooo? internet?
buy them off the deep web you retarded fuck why would anyone else other than a nigger buy shit off the streets? For 300 bucks you get luxury grade coke off the web and you're buying flour off the streets

>>679888379
#breederlife

>>679888379
> Kiss child
> Fuck wife
whoa, you got them mixed up there

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>>679887953
>mfw sarcasm due to insulting his intelligence.
>too many retarded cucks on /b/ in the modern world

>>679886465
Why would you ever want to move to the US? What's wrong with your current country?

>>679888717
>DAMAGE CONTROL

>>679888494
Yeah, use to buy off Silk Road, but after the shut down, a visit from the AFP I don't trust that shit anymore.

>>679888452
Yet to kill someone my friend, although have watched one or two whores have OD's. Nothing funnier then watching some chick rail a line and then start bleeding hard from the nose.

>>679888819
dream market is the new shit

>i work
>I go to school
>i spend my day off trying not to kill myself
>occasionally drink with friends.

>>679886465
usa are a complete shithole full of niggers, what do you want there?

>>679888731
too few niggers

>>679888557
Fuck Yeah I'm a breeder. Nothing hotter than knocking a bitch up.

>22
>unemployed
>hischool diploma
>been to 4 mental hospitals last 4 years
>addicted to weed
>fairly good looking
>like to read (jules verne, bronte, goethe, karl binding)
>have fear of people with needles and latex gloves
>applying for vons/mcdonalds soon
>gave up on being a pilot
>wrote 213 page book on pyschosis
>might hero when parents are gone

>18
> Live in France at parents home
> Tried to cheat to my exam but get caught
> Banned from every french exam for 2 years
> build my own Web Marketing Compagnie with some friends who have engineering degree
> Drink too much alcool
> Take sometimes pure MDMA
> Play vidya
> Go to geek/otaku convention like Japan Expo and Comic Con
> Have monney thanks to the deep web

>>679888819
>hahaaha, made you bleed, bitch.

got a grudge against your dick and carpet/sheets? last thing i would want is some coked out whore dripping blood everywhere.

>>679886946
you work as an engineer but work part time retail and are training for police? both are complete shit tier jobs compared to engineer...

>>679886155
kek

>>679888923
hi fbi.

>>679888986
Gross.

>>679888630
>4chan in 1 post

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>>679888814
>an hero-autist appears.

>>679888103
i can either be around people that i like or not

what choice do i have

>>679889039
Why did you give up on becoming a pilot?

>>679889135
Rule 1 of banging random tinder/okc/pof sluts
>Never bring them home
>Never let them know you have money
>Never let them know where you even remotely live
>Avoid first names
>Hook-up phone number only
>No social media
IF you can't bang at her place, car, backseat, some 'chill out' location or if she's some fucking 9/10+ whore, hotel room.

>>679882789
>computer/TV
>school
>repeat

>>679889154
>>Always doing something

>>679889423
touche old bean

>>679883442
So I'm assuming you're an entrepreneur graphic designer?

>>679889418
Been to 4 mental hosps dude, im in one atm lol its over dude. Im mininum wagin this cocksukin life

>>679889597
Eh, you sound like you're better now though. Don't give up on your dream, bro.

>>679889510
Being old / playing the corporate ladder has it's upsides my friend. Yeah you turn into a jaded cunt, you don't even have to be decent looking, talk the talk, walk the walk, and whores will follow.

>>679888888

>>679889694
Thanks

>>679889423
eh i bring them home sometimes. never had any issues

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>wake up, smoke
>school (AA/business maj. to transfer into a 4yr)
>go home
>smoke
>play vidya
>smoke
>clean pool
>hw
>smoke
>take dog for walk
>smoke
>play vidya until 3am
>again

>>688888888

>>679889996
I find you open yourself upto way toooo many issues when it comes to bringing them home. Sure, if you think they're stable and you've fucked a few times at non-home locations, that's fine.
But I would NEVER bring a first-banger home, ever. Home is your fucking domain, you don't need some slut rocking up a few weeks later making a mess of your life.

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>19, male
>beta virgin
>work in software
>pretty shit at job
>live with grandparents
>skinny guy
>listen to all music genres but mainly punk/metal
>used to do martial arts stopped due to job
>spend a lot of time thinking of my childhood
>have lots of drunk nights out with friends
>used to get high quite a bit
>masturbate a lot to weird porn
>often on 4chan or YouTube

Yeah.

>>679888630
kek'd

>>679882789
>unemployed
>21
>living with grandma
>broke af
>playing witcher 3
>love to read
>if i dont play i watch anime
>smoke weed few times in my life
>prefer jazz,classical,blues, odlies pop,dance and rock from these years 70'' 80'
>sleep alot
>dont like people
>dont like clubbing
>feels mostly lonely and i miss someone to talk
>fells like the useless peace of shit on planet

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>unemployed
>shitload of bills to pay
>0 money
>get to fuck my twink boyfriend in another city

>>679882789
Sounds great OP

>19
>taking cisco CNET degree
>quitting degree to take software dev extended diploma
>for uni, considering computer science or games dev
>see friends sometimes, but when we do we go all out and often collapse at 7am
>play lots of vidya, drink lots of alcohol, eat unhealthy food only, smoke like a chimney
>watch lots of movies/TV shows/YouTube
>masturbate a lot but don't care about relationships or even sex for that matter
>listen to progressive rock, metal, edm, dnb, almost anything really

Life is good, but could be better. I just need to try harder.

>>679889754
Describe your talk and walk.

>unemployed
>20, male
>video games (mount and blade, total war series, tf2 etc)
>building up extensive knowledge of wars
>jerking off
>making shitty memes for fb meme pages
>sleep little
>no breakfast
>too much dinner
>too much tea
>prefer pepsi to alcohol
>still drink too much
>listen to shoegaze metal and hard rock
>collect air rifles because gun laws
>fail at latin
>sit around thinking about what a waste i am
>think about this one girl who dumped me 3 years ago
>shitpost on fb
>shitpost on instagram
>shitpost on reddit
>shitpost on people's steam comments
>shitpost via text to my ex
>shitpost to my dad cause hes a lad
>think about losing weight
>tfw gain weight
>fap

>>679882789
>23
>Full time distance student
>Government $$$
>One year left
>Job lined up when I finish
>Live with girlfriend who is full time on campus student
>Live like an hour from all friends
>Don't see them that often
>Gym everyday with gf
>Gonna get on roids in a couple months
>Go to hard dance raves
>mdma
>Shit post on /tv/ and /sp/ all day

>>679882789
>29 single 182 iq
>didn't take school seriously now work at a shitty pharmacy
>drug and alcohol addictions, sober 4 years
>no longer have friends or gf due to sober
>work full time pay mortgage
>play vidya in free time

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>>679882789

>Have no job
>Only work I do is volunteer work
>Volunteer enteraining mentally ill/mentally challenged
>It isn't too bad, but it gets repetitive.
>Hear the retards say the same shit over and over every dau
>They tell me the same god damn stories every day
>Put up with it, I'm not mean enough to yell at mentally challenged people
>Listening to them talk to each other is the worst part
>Mostly gibberish, somehow they all understand each other
>They laugh all the time over nothing, literally over the stupidest shit
>When I CAN understand them, usually argue over where they're from and who is better
>Argue over some of the dumbest shit
>Some of the kids there aren't mentall challenged, just have illnesses that make them unacceptable for regular society
>Sociopaths, Schizophrenics, etc.
>Enjoy talking to some of those kids
>They'll hold normal conversations, but you can tell there's something wrong with them
>Really odd, deep obsessions with random things of no meaning
>But I try not to think twice about it
>The cafeteria is the worst
>Retards throw food literally every day
>Avoid cafeteria completely when spaghetti is being served (Personal reasons)
>The place should be shut down
>The owner is almost never around
>Never takes care of the place
>Finally get tired of dealing with all the bullshit retards and terrible conditions
>Exit my browser and get off 4chan.

>>679890270
I'm sure granny would love to talk to you.

>>679890273
On the bright side, you'll have AIDS soon. The end is near!

>>679890530
need someone besides her and she is old and senile

>>679890489
Figured out the joke on line 11. Try harder.

>marketing at one of largest advertisers in US (75k base + 10%+ bonuses
>closing on house in 2 weeks
>Asian wife
>nigger
>read
>no tv, vidya, etc
>sensory deprivation tank floating
>nice Boston terrier dog

>>679889039
Yeahhh....go ahead and hero kay....

>>679890700
Maybe she can introduce you to her friends?

>>679890614
There are many ways to die and all of them are pretty good

>>679890907
You have an asian wife and a nigger?

>21 french
>unemployed
>highschool diploma
>procrastinate every single action in my life
>no goals
>go out with friends and act like I'm not a loser
>repair computers and shit for family

>>679890333
Confidants, chicks dig it, when it comes to getting these tinder-whores dont fuck around with small talk on the app, get to the point quickly, get a number within the first ten messages, if you cant, move on.

Dress to impress always, neat, simple, ironed, be clean shaved or NEATLY trimmed beard, no fucking neckbeards. Watch, belt, boots, all match, women notice these little things and generally like a man who looks composed (Even tho you might have the coke-sweats on the inside).

UNless she's offering pussy real easy, first dates are a must, be the gentlemen and pay, but do NOT put the pussy on the pedestal. Act interested, don't act like shes gods gift to men, its a hard line to walk. The majority of these whores who say ''I dont fuck on the first date'' or ''not dtf'' will fuck you on the first date 95% of the time. Its all fucking headgames with women, and at the end of the day you're a man and fuck loads smarter then them.

>>679891069
Good good, stay broken.

>>679891136
Am nigger with Asian wife

>>679890489
Stale pasta but still good pasta

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>O.P
>is a Faggot

>>679891255
I liked you better when I thought you had a nigger.

>>679891272
Stale pasta is quite good after u mic it

>>679891423
Ehh, get over it you neet cracka

>>679883886
ditto + gf

>>679891255
I'd love to fuck your bl-asian daughter

>>679890994
>)
>>679890994
>>679890994
some of her friends come on coffie but i cant talk to them like is my friend and yes i dont have friends
i have gf in another country but she is like 300+km away from me

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>black guy
>from philly usa
>grow up playing basketball
>mostly just chillin
>get into fight one day
>move to LA due to trouble
>didn't wanna go tbh
>first class plane tho and walkman so chill
>notice LA is neat
>get taxi to new place
>stinks af
>say hi to new kingdom
>mfw door opens and mistaken butler for uncle.
>we have butler?

>>679891596
Don't you sass me, boy.

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>23, male
>work at a call center
>work all of the fucking time due to mandatory overtime
>drink every night
>work out
>play vidya
>smoke weed on the weekends with a small group of friends
>have a crush on a coworker, but he's a dude and I'm not ready to go full-fag

>>679882789
wake up/shower/breakfast 6am
teach 8am - 3pm
grade/lesson plan 3pm-6pm
come home/cook/walk dog
work on masters paper
sleep 12am
rinse and repeat

>>679891780
Not with that attitude.

>>679891872
i will try

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>>679891206
I don't think that I'm broken at all.
Death is part of life as much as being born. Some people just want to experience it faster than others. Reasons can be good or bad.
Often they are pretty shitty because people commit suicides under mental or enviromental pressure.

>>679891994
Get Tinder too. Practice not being an awkward faggot.

>>679891872
will try to talk to them

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>be wrestler
>cant be seen

>>679892113
i have gf i dont want to cheat her

>>679892010
I'm not a scientist, but you're a bug chasing faggot who wants to die; that's broken as far as I'm concerned.

>>679889258
Go suck a turd out of another dude's shitpipe, you mentally-ill faggot. If a penis wasn't put into a vagina, you wouldn't exist

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>>679892304
At what point did I say that I wanted to die?
Don't try to put words in my mouth.

>>679892251
No it's cool, just be friends with them and get out of the house. Your girlfriend wants you to have friends, right?

>19
>balance working part time at a pet store & going to community college
back story first
>went to big university for military frosh year, hated it, was full of idiots, came home and over summer fell in love with first girl ive had real connection with
>have hooked up with 30-40 girls before her, but never felt a real connection + have horrible perfomance anxiety so only really banged 1-2 girls
> this girl made me feel inadequate, inspired me to be the best i could be
>spent best 3 months of my life ever working with her, decided to stay in my hometown and go to CC to try and win her over
>forgot to mention she had a boyfriend of 6 years and she is 3 years older than me
>have so much fun spending time with her, make faint advances towards her but never anything directly because shes very loyal to her boyfriend
>her boyfriend is a fucking loser that works at dicks sporting goods and left her to go to Chico state, shit state school in Cali
>have to beg my parents to trust me at CC, resist at first but finally trust me
>i kill it in school, get my life together and going to gym consistently, getting bigger, making noticeable gains
>no matter what i do i can't win her over, she eventually gets promoted and is my boss
>things get weird, she is really insecure and i start to realize that it isn't going to happen
>i ignore her for a month at work, can tell she is starting to get depressed, catch her crying a few times
>at this point im just angry that i can't have her, say whatever i think will get her to like me, lie to her, say stupid things and act immaturely
>realize things arent going to work out at my job anymore, decide to quit after a different manager reprimands me
>final day at work comes, saying goodbye to this girl that completely changed my life around and its come to the point where its just an awkward see-ya later, hurts a lot
dont care if anyones reading this, ive never talked to anyone about this and it feels nice to get it off my chest. ill continue

>>679892381
Gross.

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>>679892113
i dont know what to do with my life

>>679892495
I'm not your diary or secretary. Scroll up.

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>>679892381
how retarded are you?
>mfw your kids will also be mentally deficient

>>679892580
fuck right off

>wake up
>gym if not too rekt
>go to work and mix paint all day
>semi enjoy it
>come home, play vidya/watch tv/animu
>on weekends chill with bros or bang random grills
>do it all over again
>at least i'm saving money.

>>679892632
nobody does.

>>679882789
>unemployed, quit my job like 5 months ago
>didnt apply for one single job since then
>sitting at home playing cs go
>living on savings
>used to have a well payed job
>used to have awesome sportscars
>now just smoking weed and fapping
>my gf starting to put on weight, so dont wanna fuck her
>a 24hour day feels like 4 hours or something
>losing all my muscle because no working out
>not impressed by anything anymore
>always pissed off
>thinking of just start slinging coke or something
>...or off myself?

>25
>just got job as manufacturing engineer
>just sit and do shit on spreadsheet all day
>decent pay for literally changing text
>no gf, but have two chicks on rotation
>one lives with her ex-gf, the other school 5 hours away.
>just started raving, mdma all the way
>cut back on alcohol, but still drink often
>caffeine fiend.
>gym 3x a week
>lots of people that want to hang, only bother with seeing the few that've been there when I was an ass pie
>recently became social through brute force
>miss the days I'd do D&D with other aspies

All in all, not too much to complain about. Just gotta keep chuggin

My usual day

>Wake up
>Eat, get rdy
>go to nursery school
>be a good person, teach those children how to be good ppl
>especially the boys, teach them not to be afraid of being boys/men
>get home, enjoy day with GF of 8 years or friends
>sleep tight in her loving embrace

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>uni student, have classes from varying times from 9-2
>work at Japanese/Thai restaurant
>get out at 10PM every night and hoon aimlessly in my SW20 for an hour to relieve stress
>mostly lonely weekends without friends
>watch k-drama or listen to music all day
>shop online for things I'll never be able to afford (car parts, electronics, other meaningless things)
>sometimes "friends" add me to Skype call late at night
>I like a girl who shows no interest in me, barely as a friend
>while home alone I'll usually experiment with cooking so I can become the ultimate housewife
>likes trance, so I dream about going to ASOT and ultra etc etc
>no matter how the day goes I stay up for another 2 hours thinking about how retarded I am

>>679892580
Don't care if it's bullshit. Love you bro. It's strange how much ya do for a stranger and realize much later you could have done it all for yourself.

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>>679892680
I just said that there is a lot of ways to die and all of them are good.
I don't find anything even close implying that I want to kill myself.

>>679889258
That would be why you're a virgin and I have a Milf wife.

>>679893267
What would you do for me?

>>679892580
Your biggest mistake was trying to chase the pussy. Never chase the pussy, let the pussy come to you.

>>679893506
you're a dumb breeder, not a detective. stay in your lane.

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>>679893705

>>679886155
>300 a gram

Holy Shit here in Mexico I can get it for 63 dollars (1200 mxn)

>>679893531
Expect you to fight constantly to be better than the man you were yesterday.

My gf makes me grow the fuck up all the time and I'm 26. She's 19. When a 19 year old calls you out on your aspie behavior, you step up. Makes me whish Id done so sooner so I'd be a better man today for her.

Step up to your own expectations. And always do the little things that make you a tiny bit better than yesterday. That's what I'd do and expect of you.

>>679893912
I love cinnamon too, it's delicious.

>>679893988
Wtf are you doing with a 19 year old

>>679894130
Cinnamon apple tea. I ain't no fuckin britbong... But goddamn cinnamon apple tea is epic.

>>679893912
That. Is actually fucking hilarious.

>>679894188
Living the dream.

>>679886155
how many units and what exactly do you do as a building manager?

>>679892580
>its now winter break and i have no idea what to do anymore, normally hook up with a couple girls every month but havent gotten with girl since beginning of school year
>all of my friends have started smoking weed a lot, they come back for winter break and i smoke with them a lot too, usually 2-3 times per day
>still stay up thinking about this girl every night, cant get her out of my head, hurts so much
>take winter intersession classes to try and keep her off my mind, and my counselor recommends it
>end up doing really well my 1st semester and with winter classes, finish with 3.86 cumulative GPA and confident ill get into the schools i applied to
>spring classes start, i begin a new job at a pet store, at this point all i do is smoke weed, do homework, and go to the gym
>havent really made any gym gains since i quit old job, been smoking way too much
>get a text from girl i used to work with saying her and the girl i fell for want to get some drinks and hang, at first am hesitant cuz im still trying to get over her, do it anyway
>leading up to it im sure she broke up with her boyfriend, no other reason that she'd want to hang out with me
>so nervous to hang with her, day finally comes and it ends with us watching goon in her apartment, to which she compares me to the main character and the girl that stiffler falls for to another girl who had a thing for me
>breaks my heart, all i want is to her to think of herself as the girl that i want, not anyone else
>go home, stay up the entire night thinking about the possibilites
>get a text from her the next morning saying it was fun, we should all hang together again
>i say yes, arrange a day and they are both down
>the day finally comes, im dying with anxiety, we've all been in texting in a group chat the entire day about what we are gonna do
cont

>>679894188
im 27 and my gf is 19 aswell, good luck getting a teen slut when you are pushing 30 if you arent very attractive or have a shitload of money.

professional musician.. gig 2-3 times a week and busk almost every day.
Run sound for open mic nights every now and then
Book shows for myself and others to make extra cash
When not working spend most time smoking pot, drinking, doing blow or playing poker.

>>679882789
>Work at local community college
>Suck at classes there
>Texting this smoking hot girl who I am trying to get with
>Drive my little 5 speed shitbox like a hoonigan
>Mope about what a loser I am

>>679893109
op here i too am aspie lol. cheers to being somewhat socially capable and having a good sex life despite autism lol. we are not common

>>679882789

Omg this is me

>>679894188
Found one who manages a store (8 employees) and who goes to school full time. She has hunted her own deer and cleaned them. With a bow. She helps me work on my motorcycle and isn't a pussy about getting filthy. She cleans my house and puts food in my fridge. She rubs my back when I get home from work, and smiles sweetly when I take her shooting and fishing.

That's what I'm doing with a 19 year old who hustles hard because her family life caused her to grow up too quick.

>>679894376
i can't wait for part 3! this shit is like game of thrones.

>>679894376
You sound like a girl...

>>679894188
I met a 28yo f when I was 19
Our bdays were a few days apart near chrimbus
I miss her

>>679886946
you are 13 and autistic

>>679894376
Please fuck off

>>679894907
dude, she's probably dead by now.

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>>679894919
20
You sound like Autist tbh
Intelligent and can handle life
>mfw inbredfags are jelly

>>679886946
12 year old aspiring bike-mechanic playing with his dads old PC parts.

>>679895127
so very far from it

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>>679895197
No, you.

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>>679895217
Someone can't read for shit, he is an engineer.
Don't be jealous newfag.

>>679895258
It's basic math, idiot. She's dead.

>>679882789
For a man, building up skills, learning shit, becoming a better person and sacrificing along the way is all a part of achieving adulthood.

For cunt, being naked in public is the greatest achievement possible. All women are cunt. Treat them like garbage. Leave them with your bastards.

>>679895425
how dumb are you? please tell me when i said i met her? stupid cuck fuck off

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>>679895405
>>679895197
>>679894376

>>679895554
fucking kill me
>mfw mediocre

>>679895539
>hold my hand
>remind me where i said something stupid
>change my diaper

Get the fuck out of here, child.

>pager goes off middle of night
>get up and go to fire station
>drive rescue to middle of nowhere
>cut patients from wrecked mess
>drive back to town just in time to shower and go to mechanic job
>deal with dumbfucks all day
>go home and play xbox
>get called out again
>come home and sleep for 3 hrs
>repeat

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https://m.soundcloud.com/teammollymassive

Bikini rave girls

>>679894376
>get a text from the other girl in the group chat saying M (the girl i like) cant come
>figure the reason she canceled is something regarding me if she wouldn't tell me or put it in the group chat
>decide that i'm not going to try and reach out anymore, i tried to and she canceled
>if she still wants to hang she'll tell me
>fast foward 1 month to now real time, current day
>i haven't talked with her, see in her snapchat story that she's quitting her job, i know that she's probably depressed
> still haven't talked to her but once she quits (her last day is beginning of may) she'll probably be back home upstate and it will probably be the end of all contact between us
>ive been gradually getting more and more depressed, haven't hooked up with a girl since august
>only ever hang out with two other friends, and all we do is smoke weed
>UCLA and Berkeley decisions come out in a week, i think i'll get into one but im still unhappy
>feel like ive worked hard the past year, but im slowly slipping into depression, know that i need to stop smoking weed so much
>last night i had a dream about holding her in my arms, woke up this morning feeling really down and its starting to get like this everyday
>UCLA and Berkeley decisions come out in a week, im confident ill get into one
>dont even care anymore, ive been slipping on my homework assignments and math hw, feel like im watching everything i built for this girl slowly crumble back down
the end, anticlimactic ending i know. i know that i wont end up with this girl and i just have to give it time but its been almost a year since that magical time that i spent with her and it still hurts, a lot. i just need to put myself out there but i've lost all confidence in during my dry spell. thanks for reading even if you told me to fuck off

>>679895814
Finally!

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>>679895663
>cant take pixelated internet insult
>cuck
>triggered

>>679895814
i want you to know i regret reading your drivel and i'm disgusted with you and your behavior. stop wallowing.

when will bread prune pl0x

>>679896136
bread and prunes?! it's not your birthday.

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>23/m/tx
>C list edm music producer
>wholesale liquor salesman
>clickbait article author 4 ad revenue
>work liquor sales ~5 days/wk
>2 hr commute sucks dicks
>spend too much time playing agar.io
>mountain biking thru dat nature
>smoke hella purp scurp
>too skinny
>eat too much fast food
>smoke a pack a day and hate that shit man
>take psychedelics a few times a year
>renting single room at a cool old lady's house
>only 400/month
>stacking that paper son
>damn I guess thats it

>Be me
>Be raised with Appalachian mentality of "work like a fucking dog but understand that no one owes you anything or ever will"
>18
>Full time Student
>Freshman, legitimately doing Senior and Graduate-level work
>Fuckloads of research
>Even helping a Grad student with her Thesis
>I never bitch
>I never complain
>I always work my fucking hardest and apologize if I mess up
>Majoring in Psychology, Minoring in Chinese
>Plan on going to Grad School for I/O
>Already been told Grad Schools are going to be fighting over me
>I/O nets big bucks
>Even bigger if you're working in China/Taiwan
>I'm looking at travelling to Taiwan next month
>Do research so good, Professors want to bump me up to a paid research assistantship
>YouKnowI'maFreshmanRight?.jpg
>Legitimately every professor/student I've talked to has been surprised that I'm only 18 and only a freshman (I skipped the 4th grade)
>Legitimately spend almost all of my time studying, doing schoolwork, or fucking around on the internet
>Today I did a fundraiser for one of my clubs
>No one showed up but me and the President
>We worked out asses off for 6 hours and raked in over $800
>mfw he says he wants me to be the next Vice President
>mfw I say I don't want to jump the gun and step on anyone's toes
>mfw he says "They don't do shit - you have my endorsement"
>mfw I have no face


>Oh and there's a girl
>We flirt, but I'm still hung up on a breakup from October
>Her and I are great friends and she constantly compliments me
>I go to sleep every night happy because for the first time, I can see myself going somewhere in life
>I also go to sleep every night extremely lonely, because I know, as always, I'll never deserve to fall sleep with her, or anyone like her, in my arms

How autistic am I /b/?

>>679896819
fake and gay.

>>679897333

I don't really have any way of proving it, but it's completely true.
As for gay...

> 26
> just quit job
> no driving licence
> some savings
> live alone
> long distance gf
> pretty bored

>>679882789
>Work fast food part time
>18 years old, dropped out of school, too scared that I'm too stupid to get a GED and pursue other avenues
>Have no car, have to be driven to work
>Too anxious and depressed to try studying for GED, am horrible at math and am afraid I can't fix it and pass the GED
>Want to become a programmer and do authoring on the side, but am afraid I am too dumb for that, afraid I won't be able to do programming as a job. Barely have done any programming the past 3 months because I can't think of a project and lack motivation.
>When I'm off work, I am playing video games and wishing I was dead.

I guess maybe I should get some help for my depression now, eh?

>>679887485
how'd you do that?

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>>679897862

>>679895814
>>679895870
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>>679894739
>>679894628
>>679893641
>>679893267
>>679892743
Thanks for reading guys, i know i sound like a bitch and am acting like one. im trying to get better, i kind of look at life like a MMORPG, everything is a skill and i have to work on things that im insufficient at to become more well-rounded of a person. Im just starting to realize how many shitty people there are out there, and that even adults (one of my teachers for example) can be unsuccessful, irresponsible losers. Everything is a competition for me and I'm trying to become to best human I can

>>679898129
You should go to church. Start walking the righteous path and everything will fall in place. You need the Lord in your life and heart.

>>679898129
100% autistic, not even joking.

>>679897606
>help

alcohol.

>>679882789
- Married
- Father
- Bipolar II
- Social Security Disability Insurance
Was tech VP

>wake up
>smoke weed
>go to liquor store
>go to work
>night gas station clerk there by myself
>smoke, drink, ring people up, play on phone
>go home
>smoke,drink, play video games
>repeat

>>679882789
you a qt

>>679898129
when ppl say fuck off, we really dont want you here

ban?

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>>679898355
yes the church of our lord and savior The Giant Rubber Duck

>>679882789
>seeking employment (harder than it looks when you have no experience , and i'm not even an autist)
>going to school
>studying/working hard
>sleep
>exercise
>browse the internet
>draw and write
>watch anime occasionally to pass the time
>read online novels that other people generate
>read more often then sleeping

>>679890412
>roids
enjoy your early heart attack, Zyzz wannabe

>>679899245
i saw that stupid floaty when it was in LA. you can't pop it either, it's got fans constantly keeping it inflated.

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>>679897333

derp

>Me
>32 years old
>Currently orthopedic surgery attending at major hospital in Boston
>Enjoy my career, being able to help people regain use of their shoulders every day
>Started making six figures after finishing my fellowship last year
>studied a lot in college but still had time for fun, was able to join a fraternity
>med school was alright, lot of work but still not like having a real job
>residency was hell because attendings and chief resident treated us like shit, worked ridiculous hours and had to deal with a lot of bullshit
>now having a lot of fun, although i work 60-70 hours a week
>enjoy my money, finally able to buy nice clothes, have a nice apartment, just bought an audi S4
>dating a really cute nurse from pediatrics, we fight sometimes but overall really happy and love each other, recently celebrated 6 months
>most of my friends are doctors, PA's, and nurses, we go out to bars and hang out
>overall enjoying life a lot but have suffered from depression since late in high school
>almost quit pre-med sophmore year of college bc i was having a rough time with depression and other shitty things in my life

>this one time i was doing a shoulder labrum repair of this 17 year old high school lacrosse player
>had the nicest pair of tits, perky C cups
>pop a major boner during surgery
>its hard to hide boner bc scrubs and gown are super thin
>start sweating bc i think the nurse standing across from me can see the bulge in my pants
>finish the surgery as fast as i can, suturing is mediocre
>go and rub one out in the bathroom right after
>tell my best friend, a cardiothoracic surgeon, and he laughs super hard
>he tells me it happens all the time to him

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>wake up at 2
>finish beer from before i went to sleep
>put on work shirt
>get to work by 3, buy a coffee, clock in
>leave work at 10, buy a 12 pack
>get home at 11, reheat dinner
>get high, kill 12 pack while playing vidya
>asleep by 9 AM

>>679900450
>>679900691
How often do you eat Fancy Feast?

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>>679899333
more trip trips?

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>21
>been travelling for 2 years
>moved back to home country from Czech Republic
>i stopped working on my first album with my band
>my bandmates sucked
>could have been famous and have my songs played on national Czech Radio stations
>now kind of miserable
>trynna find a job
>go to gym and lift weights
>fuck my girlfriend like a whore to take my frustrations out
>i know she loves it
>alone, stopped hanging out with old mates cause they suck and all they do is smoke weed and drink alcohol (used to do that shit to)
>into veganism now and health and fitness
>trying to get my drivers license, and maybe start a new solo project on my own and record music
>dreaming of going back to prague or maybe move to the us or somewhere worth while i can be succesful and fuck chicks and make money
>afraid to take a loan to go study, too much debt, dont wanna do it
>be on 4chan and jewtube all day long, i should stop this shit and stop overthinking about my life
>i sleep at 4 am everynight and i know i shouldnt shits bad for me

Thanks for this thread op, made me look at my life more objectively and from a 3rd person perspective.

>>679900737
goddamn perverts.

>>679894376
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

>>679897606
Wow man, I'm 19, no car, work fast food, and also feel really stupid

>>679883442
where is the gf?

>>679900758
night shift security guard ?

>>679901306
Post your Skype. We should become friends!

>>679886465
nothing bad

>>679901450
Don't have Skype

>>679901638
so create a skype account. let's get this relationship moving.

>>679901450
>>679901638
fuck off queers

>>679882789
>male nurse
>severely introverted
>can't do drugs due to shitty career choice
>spend most of my time lying in bed thinking about how badly I want to die

>>679886946
the gf?

>>679901921
awk story

>>679901790
Eat a dick, Chad!

>>679901820
RCs, breh

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>>679901790
the rubber duck looks down upon haters

>>679887591
>vidya
vidya?... where is the sex?

>>679902175
RC? Please God tell me what that means.

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>>679902071
>fuck off queers
>>eat a dick

>tfw point proven