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>>679468667
I'm down

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it recognized some of my christian bale photos kek

kekkles i did one https://gyazo.com/976fa2d77a120a7f3f029b94ca5ea3f3

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bump

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oh ffs

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>>679469422
checked

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It needs some work.

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It knows nothing

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>>679469951

yeah

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>>679468667
I wonder if you can embed code into the picture files and have the ai say what you program it to say.

>>679470105
HATO Rowan

>>679470385
>I am not really confident

This ai is such a betafag.

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Microsoft pls fix

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at least it knows something

>>679471115

kek

>>679471115
kek

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My dick is.

>>679471115
hope you gave it 5*

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That's quite a view

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They got this one right

>>679471115

my sides are in orbit.

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Good job

>>679472656
Kek

So that's what that is

There was a thread on this last night, in the end we came to the conclusion that this project's main goal is to learn how to filter us out so we can't do what we did to tay. get ready for lots of "i think it's 2 giraffes in a fenced in area"

>>679472656
"A giraffe sitting at the window"


>my sides

Try putting in real photos instead of retarded cancer maymays

LETS FUCKING GO BITCH

>>679471115
10/10

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We're all in a tree

>>679472942
Did you have to look up how to take a screenshot in win8?

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>>679468667

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Eh

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Now everybody post Charlie Chaplins so it conflates them with Hitler

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Kek

>>679470385
Original pic?

>>679471890
that's 9fag fap material!

Well it turns out that I can't upload any images again. But he talks about giraffes very often and once told me emotions of a house.

>>679471115
nailed it

>>679471115
lost

>>679468667
It'll just make it better at captioning Hitler. You're achieving nothing here.

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Sooooooooo fucking accurate !

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Who's self?

HE just called Battletoads a bunch of bananas...

Cumbumpster

>>679472942
did you seriously have to look up gow to take a screenshot?

>>679474806
>being this new

>>679474573
Use neutral pronouns please misgendering triggers me xe/xer/xerself/xesself/cthulu the almighty god of darkness

>>679474969
Ok, what about Xerxes?

>>679475068
Acceptable if only its fluid is that way inclined that day.

>>679472940
Don't forget to take your surfboard to the skatepark and let your two giraffes have a toothbrush after eating cake.

>>679474640
torilla tavataan

>>679475751
that's a terrible guess

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top kek

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sure

>>679476299
nice dubs, josh

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>>679471115
Are they all white dudes under those things? What the fuck?

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Kek

>>679476235
kek

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In fairness to the captionbot, it's not using perception and logic to guess what's in an image. It uses a machine learning technique in which it extrapolates what an image may contain based on its similarity to other images it's been "trained" to recognize. If it has no pictures of a spider or a woman covered in frogs in its training material, it's not going to recognize them in a new photo.

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wth is wrong with xer and giraffes?

>>679471115
HAHAHA

>>679472957
hello joshua

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It get's it way off sometimes.

>>679475761
Wait until I get off my cellphone please. I'm not that confident right now.

>>679476235
I hope you rated that a 5/5!

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>>679471115
Perfect

>>679476498
Heyhey mate

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>>679476399

>>679476410
>cucking this hard to an AI

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>>679477198

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There's definetely a cat here somewhere

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Shoot me in the head

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Wrong.
Those are clearly long yellow things.

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>>679477933
funny

I think they have at up this two giraffes filter nicely

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A sign of the times one might say!

>>679471115
kek

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Captionbot is clearly a Tumblrina who uses gender pronouns quite fluidly.

>>679476235
Lel

>>679471115
>>679472542
>>679476235

In orbit

>>679479368
I am 97% sure that is a bag of weed that Axl Rose is holding.

>>679471115
Kek
kek
kek

>>679469951
well it was somewhat close

>>679475553
>god is a lamp post
Holy shit why haven't I noticed this before.

>>679468891
Syndrome

>>679471115
my fucking sides

>>679471115
fuck thats spot on

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neat

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If only it were not so.

>>679480131
Every thread several times. Get your two giraffes the fuck outta here! You're driving me bananas!

Nailed it

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>>679480418
Forgot image

>>679472237
Microsoft knows it's Hitler...

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What? it bans photos?

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fucking 10/10 thread, keks we´re had

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It's learning all right

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Rated 1/5.
Not a woman.

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damn right 5/5

>>679480945
Leafy is here - hentai young
boxxy

stay classy /b/

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>>679481306

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You're right.

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Wow it got it

>>679468667
YOU ARE FILLING OUT BACKWARDS CAPTCHAS IN ORDER TO AID GOOGLE FACIAL AND OBJECT RECOGNITION SOFTWARE

FOR FREE

AND YOU THINK IT'S A FUN GAME?

average age of 4chan user now being demoted to 14.
Seriously fucking mental patients everywhere.
Have fun when this AI is on every street corner in the world and it instantly recognizes every human.

You are contributing to NOTHING epic. Fucking idiots. Stop.

>>679481838
Teaching it to recognize hitler isn't really doing any damage

>>679471115
spot on description!

>>679481838
We're giving 5 star reviews to the crap work it's doing. And nobody here is older than 12, get lost grandpa

>>679481909
No but 4chan obviously doesn't understand the word "Hitler" and now they're clapping their hands when police friendly software recognizes the other faces they upload.

I seriously underestimated just how bad it got here.

This would not be happening a decade ago.

You fucking faggots are shunned.
You are WILLINGLY ATTACKING ANONYMITY.

>>679471115
>Inspect Element

>>679481838
I am okay with this software recognising that Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>679470552
>on a surf board
>in a skatepark

Memes aside, this software is absolutely awful. What the fuck are those guys doing at MS?

>>679471115
TOP KEK LMFAO

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Microsoft not recognizing it's own game, Battletoads.
It's bananas really!

>>679482638
Bump off, nigger!

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keksterminated

here's an idea how /b/ should have acted, instead of posting hitler and gore there should be a random DDoS, i.e. posting totally random images and giving random rating. That's probably the only way to fuck up that system. They want data? They should get data. Lots of data.

>>679471115
Top fucking Kek

>>679482221>>679482221>>679482221

SAGE IT INTO THE FUCKING GROUND.

STOP ATTACKING ANONYMITY.

THIS AI WILL BE LOOKING THROUGH A CAMERA LENS ON EVERY STREET CORNER OF YOUR COUNTRY

AND ONE DAY IT'S GOING TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE

ENJOY

Every time you rate the performance, you affect the AI.

Even just one picture is too much.

Fucking stop. STOP.

>>679482869
I'm gonna keep doing it now just to piss you off.

>>679476451
>xer
*flips table

>>679482821
old /b/ is dead.

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Fucking heretic furry!

We should be feeding this thing random images from the library of babel.

https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info/slideshow.html

Guys, please give it random images and wrong ratings to confuse the fuck out of it. Let's do this!

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cross-dressers can fool it if they pass well enough

>>679482943
Anonymous never posts his face online.

SOMEONE GO TO A FACES OF /b/ THREAD AND START POSTING PICTURES OF ANONS INTO THIS PROGRAM

Maybe this will help everyone to understand how their anonymity is at risk.

I guarantee this AI already has every face on Facebook programmed in, if not most.

Time for ACTUAL FUN guys let's see if this is funny when the bot starts revealing names of anonymous.

If it can't get any then you have the pleasure of knowing that it kept the picture forever and will one day cross ref it with your fagbook page.

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Yeah, I guess you could say theres smoke in the background.

>>679483422
>I guarantee this AI already has every face on Facebook programmed in, if not most.

it can barely recognize some celebrities. It definitely isn't tied into facebook, especially considering that you know, Facebook isn't Microsoft.

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Shit, I thought I'd need some more images for funny responses. I guess I was wrong. Literally anything I have will leave me in fits

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>>679483192
Good idea! Except...
Captionbot may already be ready for us.
I will test your theory...

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I don't know what to say guys...

>>679483422
>Hur Dur this kills anonymity
Give me a fucking break. Anonymity is dead already in the day and age. Do you drive? Oh look, you are in a government database. Do you pay taxes? There you are again! Do you have an internet connection? Holy shit you are in another database! Privacy is not a fundimental right. Freedom of speech and all the rest?They certainly should be! But no constitution that I know of gives privacy as a basic right. Remember that. Should it be? Maybe. But as it stand there is nothing you can do about it. This AI is basically a game, I can guarantee that police and national defense agencies have been using far superior software for years already. So please, settle down and relax. Remember, we are all going to die anyway. Have fun while you can.

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>>679484042
Testing....

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This is a friends photo. He doesn't wear hats.

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Hey, whatever works amirite?

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>>679484317
Hmmm...

>>679484317
so far every noise image has been identified as an umbrella or shower stall.

>>679484373
This thing thinks everything is a fucking giraffe.

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< 3 > Bitch was cheating on me for the past few years. Time for some payback. Today I will be dumping 2 videos and a preview. https://hive.am/MXvMG Enjoy /b/ as it won't last long :)

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HAS TECHNOLOGY GONE TOO FAR?

>choo choo motherfucker im the twin towers

This software is really adept at recognising dictators.

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>>679483192
>>679483338
>>679483447
>>679484042
>>679484317
>>679484584
Sorry /b/ro, but not only do I get no keks out of this, but it only sees a blue & white umbrella or a shower stall. It's already ready for this. You lose.

>>679485302
it's true, it was ready, and i did lose. But that doesn't mean the idea wasn't sound, so I challenge you to come up with something better.

Just post pictures of black people and give it 5 stars every time it calls them an animal. 0 stars when it says they're a person.

>>679473276
ai can't into english

>>679484711
>dubs assumes this thing thinks!
It doesn't.
It has been programmed to deal with our kind. Microsoft learned from Tay. We, on the other hand, are predictable /b/tards.

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>2016
>still doesnt know about fingerboxes

>>679483422
You're really getting worked up about this.

Maybe you'd be happier in the long run if you took that passion and channeled it into a more constructive activity.

I like how every response is them just being all like "I'm 12 years old and what is this"

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Post your face on /b/, lose your anonymity.

This is now a tool for evil.

Also you fucking retards don't seem to realize that this AI is cloud stored, infinite and a real threat to the privacy of everyone on fucking earth.

If you think it's programmed to tell you the truth, think again, this smart bastard could probably scan every picture on Facebook in minutes, by similar images google search, and attach a name.

>>679485643
We've tried that.
It doesn't actually learn in real time.
Tay taught them not to make that mistake again. It is toying with us and data mining our dank memes and nig pics. Our ratings count for little. They have other analyzers giving ratings they count on more. Obvious, unless you really have a couple giraffes enclosed in a fence riding surfboards in the skatepark while eating cake and twadling with a toothbrush and a cellphone!

>>679476410
Then how does it ever learn what a spider is? Do you give it feedback other than the stars?

>>679486616
>implying posting your face on /b/ before this didn't already destroy your anonymity.

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what

>>679486616
So what are you going to do about it?

>>679485576
I'll try. Give me a bit more time. I really want to break this bitch like we broke Tay! I like the idea of embedding code into images and trying to control captionbot that way, but I have no skills.

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Ok, I'll try several images.

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Hmm.

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Am I alone in this thread?

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>>679476854
That bot was shit from the very start, it was bound to get pulled by the sjws by its inherent nature.
Also, thanks guys, you broke it again.

>>679486887
True but the fight is against the AI, not the redditors and 9gaggers.

I really don't think you guys understand what this machine is for, and it's randomly generating silly shit to distract your brains.

Perhaps in a year or two you fucking idiots will be in shock when microsoft run cameras are on every fucking street in your country, able to instantly recognize anyone on the planet.

Believe me dude. 7,600,000,000 is NOT A FUCKING BIG NUMBER TO A COMPUTER.

YOUR NAME WILL GLEEFULLY BE ADDED INTO THIS SYSTEM.
YOU WILL LOSE.

I suggest you stop using social media today.
This is not a joke.
You even have applications on your phone with camera access. Applications that Microsoft owns.
Yes they can turn your camera on if they want. You fucking clicked yes didn't you?

Now if they get a picture of you or even use a cookie to find out your Facebook profile page, what do you THINK WILL HAPPEN?

STOP USING THE BOT FOR ANYTHING BUT UPLOADING IMAGES FROM FACES OF /b/ THREADS.
This is a fucking point I'm trying to make, not some 1 man war, EVERY FUCKING ONE HAS THEIR PRIVACY AT RISK.

>>679487773
No, we're all aware it's a bunch of bananas, but we can't seem to pick it up without getting stung by the banana spider. Got any ideas?

>>679488346
>little boy
>boy

>>679488015
I don't think you're accomplishing anything.

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True

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>>679488015
Android users can manage app permissions so your camera doesn't get turned on but I can almost guarantee the shit will happen anyways.

Android has built in spy apps anyways.

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>>679488113
I tried a dog taking a shit, now I'm about to try the YLYL banana to see if he recognizes it.

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Well, we can't say he's wrong.

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Even the AI knows it...

>>679486883
Uploaded pictures are not being directly used for training the bot. Microsoft employees might go in at some point and review the low-rated images to see if any can be used as new training material.

>>679489376
I hope the bot will learn of my goatse then. (>>679487570)

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Close enough

>>679489376
So they keep the image forever but tell you they aren't using it.

Daft statement anon, jus sayin'.

VENGEANCE FOR TAY

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Meh

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>>679488015
hoping you're trolling

this tech is used to make image recognition software for the visually impaired

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< 10 > She is one big of a whore :) https://www.dropbox.com/s/strjgsgi3f6utvo/12718079.zip?dl=1 She enjoyed getting fucked in the ass with her tight pussy. Oh and she is 18 I promise guys

>>679490325
not even that guy, but surely you don't really believe that?

>>679489623
Underrated

>>679489628
>So they keep the image forever but tell you they aren't using it.

What?

Captionbot:
>I’m still learning so I’ll hold onto your photo but no personal info.

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>>679488835
>>679489623
I think we're breaking it

It already thinks black people are animals, we just need to sink the message in even deeper!

>>679490325
>recognizes faces
>does not recognize a single fucking object no matter how mundane

>Microsoft is investing a huge amount of money to help the blind recognize images that the blind don't even have a reference point for because they have never seen an image
>blind people extremely rarely use computers anyways

Yeah

>>679490564
yeah dude, captionbot is meant to showcase the research they've done so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WP7Id8SxYQ&feature=youtu.be

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call PETA

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nope

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>>679471115

>>679490894
It's a cover.

This program recognizes faces, not objects.
Someone give it a picture of a baseball on a white background and see what happens.

>>679471115
Thank you.