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If you roll trips and say banana girl is queen of /b/ I'll post my tits with a timestamp
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Fuck you and your fucking banana.
I've always hated you. You fucking attention whore. I don't even know you're a fucking woman.
You post a photo every time you say some
stupid "witty" comment on peoples legitimate
questions and observations, as if it somehow
makes us think that this is all true. You won't
deliver. You're an ugly bitch too, don't even
want to see your banana peel bags.
Do you think you will be popular because of this? It's barely worth the effort talking about
this to you, you'll only point out a small fault
of my point and completely ignore the
otherwise valuable comment.

You're a stupid bitch, and I hate you.
Sincerely, Anon.
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>>678297396
Not even going to post a photo this time :) just going to laugh at you. Bahahahahah
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>>678297626
Refer to previous post.
> It's barely worth the effort talking about
this to you, you'll only point out a small fault
of my point and completely ignore the
otherwise valuable comment.

Also, internet laughing, like "bahahaha" is dumb.
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banana girl is queen of /b/
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>>678297874
Shut the fuck up.
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haha funny.
saw this thread like two months ago
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Sage this faggot.
It's just some fatty guy with the same 6 pics.
Never a new photo, never a timestamp, never delivers.
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>>678298609
Thank god for exposing this shitbags faggotry.
Spread it.
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Don't listen to these haters, queen, you're one of my favorite parts of this website! :D
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I never wanted to dox someone as bad as I want to dox this cunt
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>>678298609
6? I agree its bait but ive seen close to 100 pics of this slut on /b/ over the last year
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banana girl is queen of /b/
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>>678299117
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IN THIS WORLD SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!
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Banana Girl is Queen of /b/!
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>>678299252
You must be a newfag.
Do you know how these threads work?
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I've gotten trips once on these banana girl threads. Still didn't deliver. It's a lost cause m8s, don't do it.
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>>678299413
yeah, I just worship the Queen. don't expect any tits
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>>678299527
I like you. One of these days I might actually post them
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>>678299713
>>678299527
>>678299252
>>678299117
>>678298804
>>678297874
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>>678299522

OP Delivers
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>>678297396
Oh and by the way I know no one thinks I'm ugly :) not even you
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>>678296354
Hello anon, im the house speaker for /b/'s negotiation committee. Timestamp and banana in pooper before we even consider thinking about your proposal, that is all.
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>>678300254
Ugly whore.
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>>678296354
If you roll trips while posting your tits with a timestamp, I'll say banana girl is queen of /b/
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>>678300561
What's ugly about me then genius? If you're convincing enough I'll even admit it
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>>678300786
Just look at yourself...
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>>678300786
post more of yourself, your highness
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>>678300516
Seconded
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>>678300254
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Fuck her.Im Out.
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>>678301188
Tru dat
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>>678300948
Wow, that's the best you've got? Yeah I actually look at myself quite a lot. I'd say I'm pretty damn hot. And I know most of you would too
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>>678300979
I don't want to run out of pics too quickly.
I only have a few and can't take any new ones because reasons
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>>678301279
Oops forgot the photo
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>>678300786

Fucking gross. You look like Nanny Mcfee and peppy the frogs offspring

Go shove that banana up your nostril you raging orangutan
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>>678301289
Lol no. Seeing as I am actually banana girl, I have an unlimited supply of photos
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>>678300254
You are an ugly bitch. Sorry OP
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>>678300786
Aight here we go.
You're pale as fuck to the unattractive almost albino point. Like it legitimately looks like you're the product of flour fucking mayonnaise and then you got a disgusting sunburn.
Your eyelashes are so pale along with your fuck ugly face that they are almost non existent.
You're smile is grotesque, awkward and rapey as fuck, and you seem to know this seeing as you put on bright red lipstick to hide the fact that you look like you're stalking an ex bf before you force fuck and axe murder him.
Also the way you take photos psychologically proves you try to draw away from your busted ass ratchet face.
1) the "funny" face in the first picture warps your face so much we can barely tell and the banana tries to draw attention with "comedic relief"
2) The bright red lipstick mentioned earlier, and you hanging out cleavage from your just as pale lumpy frumpy titles to draw away attention
3) in the foreground of the photo is wine and you making a "silly" face as to say "omg wine and Netflix in bed! Lol" as if you're actually interesting

You see we all know you are fuck ugly. Subconsciously you know you are fuck ugly. So fuck off and go be ugly somewhere else or kys.
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>>678301592
I'm Apple lad, king of /b/ and I don't remember wifeing your banana ass.
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>>678301592
Further proving my point with the weird face. Fuck off ugly whore
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You're not, and you don't.
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>>678301803
Damn son
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>>678300254
I fucking do.
Read it again, retard.
What do you even fucking mean?
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>>678300254
i had to bleach my eyes you fucking bitch
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>>678301803
That was pathetic. Was I really supposed to believe any of that? Here, have a photo where I'm actually trying to look pretty, I'm not pulling a funny face and I'm not wearing lipstick. Oh shit, looks like you ran out of insults!
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>>678301803
>implying he'll ever have gf as good looking as OP
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>>678301803
Fucking hell. That was a good read. Kek
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>>678296354
I don't want to see some guys tits.
sage
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>>678301592
Then post a pic that isn't in one of the threads in the 6 fucking pages of identical archived threads.

http://fgts.jp/_/search/text/banana%20girl%20is%20queen/type/op/
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>>678302263

You're pretty attractive Banana Girl. I'd take you home to meet my mother.
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>>678302263
I don't think he did.
A: You still look like a barbecued pussy.
B: I'm pretty sure there's more where that came from.
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>>678302263
Aaanndd you're still fuck ugly. But seeing as how you asked for a valid point and it was given and you still won't listen, you're retarded too and fucking ignorant and concieted. So now, as you were sitting athere a 1 or 2 before, your fucking attitude makes you a -3. Because realisticly, if anybody finds you attractive, they'll get to know you and realize you're a self centered, stupid fucking thunder cunt. Good day bitch.
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>>678302509
Yes sir
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>>678302273
Exactly. Thanks anon
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This faggots being doing this for 6 months now.
That's true commitment to his faggotry
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>>678302595
>realisticly
>concieted
>being 12
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>>678302595
BTW aren't camera filters amazing? They all of a sudden gave her a tan and her stupid fucking huge like nose is less noticable. And notice how the moles are magically faded. Honestly "banana queen", if a 60 y/o Virginia had to either fuck you, or cut his dick off and press salt and lemons against the nub, the honorable thing would be the second choice
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>>678297396
Read this.
"It says you're a whore!".
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>>678302759
you're not ugly nor beautiful, you're average until we can see your tits
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>>678301346
Gross
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>>678302864
No no you're right. I type that in depth paragraph on a smart phone, but you should definitely point out typos that autocorrect didn't grab. At that rate you'd be more productive in life by cutting out your fucking ovaries that way you can't reproduce. At least that way the world wouldn't have to deal with that joke of an offspring you create because of any fear we have that it'd be like you
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>>678300254

Pretty girl. I would date. Sadly I live some 7,000 km away. I'm not into "skype relationships".
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>>678303137
Are you out of your mind?
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>>678303137
>Pretty girl
This mf sounds like he's trying to calm a parrot
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sup bae
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>>678303118
I think you've officially lost banana girl. This guy's roasted you COMPLETELY
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>>678303118
Lol that wasn't even me.

>>678303137
You don't know where I live!
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>>678303345
Yeah but she'll still point out a meaningless flaw and ignore the intelligent observation he's made.
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>>678303420
>You don't know where I live!
>implying
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>>678303420
Australia
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>>678303266

No. I just saved her pics in a new folder before it's too late.
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>>678303451
True. She's kind of just a dumb cunt. Tbh
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Here's y he rest he'll post.
Except the top left.
He always denies that one's real because it shows how horrid those tits actually are
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>>678303420
Bitch if you say lol one for time, I will laugh my fucking lungs out until I internally bleed. While i'm brutally murdering you by shoving 1000 banana peels up your barbecue vagoo.
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>>678303578
disgusting, tits and everything
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>>678303578
Lmfao. What a fucking cuck
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>>678303420
>You don't know where I live!

I've doublechecked all of my female neighbors, dreaming to find you.

>404 not found

If I ever found you, you would have recognized me when I approach you saying: NICE DUBS, FEMANON

>still, your IP address tells me you're 7,344 km away from here
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>>678303657
Good start but we could do better
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>>678302759
lol who this bitch? hoe got a nose so long tony hawk be grindin' off it and so wide lewis and clark still ain't crossed that shit. shit goes straight up into the forehead too like squidward's fuckin' house or some shit dang. bitch got a forehead like a balding divorced attorney tryin' to meet up with women on tindr. what the fuck wrong with this girl's face god damn.
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>>678303657
LOL
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>>678303744
OP here. Wtf bro. Youre creepy desperate and rapey.
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I know this music is really gay, but here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35rHHEiNaIM
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>>678303744
OP here, wtf lol bro hahahaha what op here
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>>678303834
>Youre creepy desperate
Well you two have that in common then.
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>>678303773
Kek
Fucking Seinfeld. I read it in his voice
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>>678303773

some fatfaggot was dumped by her.

thus he started downloading her entire facebook photos.

we're in 2016 and yet that niggayfag can't forget/forgive.
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>>678303578
Actually only about half of those photos are me. LOL
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>>678301803
Pwnd
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>>678303939
Damn. What a butt hurt faggot little bitch.
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>>678304008
Thank you sir
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>>678303973

this means that OPfaggot was dumped by another woman as well
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>>678303773
Fuck you leave her alone
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>>678304187
you aint gotta worry about that nigga, i see a bitch lookin' that much like a mashed potato i aint stickin' around
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>>678304187
Hello Sir. For your service and help, I recommend that you review this.

>>678303657
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>>678303973
Can't even keep your own bullshit straight after so long.

It's all in the archives faggot.
You posted most of them

You didn't think your threads actually disappear did you?

http://fgts.jp/_/search/text/banana%20girl%20is%20queen/type/op/
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>>678298808
I wish someone would
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>>678303973
Awe yes. The classic duck face. Forcing your lips forward to look full and plump and less grimacey and rapey. Note the crossed eyes looking forward to the lips to see if the are "acceptable" because she is self conscious and has hesitations about posing normal in photos unless she uses a filter. You see, I've studied psychology and can read all sorts of tells and body language, and you, you are the type to boast self confidence, but on the inside to be conflicted and torn up because socially you are not accepted for being veautiful. Damn, here's a thought. Do something productive for society, other than being another dumb slut. I mean, honestly that won't work out well anyways because 95% of men probably won't touch you with a 10 ft stick. And honestly, you look like the type of bitch, who if you were to finger her, you would need to wear multiple layers of latex gloves
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>>678303345
And no I haven't lost. I'm not even close to believing I'm ugly. In fact I'm pretty sure most of you are masturbating over my photos right now
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>>678304541
kek, im just here for the insults.
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>>678300254
You got uneven eyes and the nose of a 50 year old lifelong alcohol.
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>>678304260
>>678303773
kek
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>>678304589
No I'm pretty sure science tifically it's almost impossible to successfully reach climax when Jenkins a flaccid dick, and honestly I've never been more flaccid in my life
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I mean you do look like a self centred bitch, but i would fuck you if you asked nicely.
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>>678304589
Damn, forgot the photo again
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>>678300516
Hear hear!
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>>678304728
*scientifically
*Jerking

You know since OP is gonna have an aneurysm
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>>678304785
You got a massive spot on your forehead btw, gutted xD
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>>678300786
u look like u have few good ´ol jokes up ur sleeve ! heh
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>>678296354
rollerino
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>>678304785
Ahh trying so hard to hide the face and lack of eyebrows without lookingetting like it's intentional. Notice gentleman, the angle makes the nose look like like Streisands and more flushed and normal. Also notenjoy now the lack of filters, see how those moles have magically reappeared? Kys OP. You're tricks don't fool me or my /b/ros
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Just saying Op, if you are gonna post shit like this everywhere and not follow through people are gonna think you are a cunt.

I mean, if you legit followed through with a tit pick or two, you could legit be the banana queen, but you dun goofed op, its too late.

you have to give a little to get
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>>678300786
Thin lips, uneven eyes, big nose. All of your pics are trying to distract us from those facts but it's not working. I really hope it's not long until someone doxxs you or posts a news article about your death.
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>>678305042
Oh and excuse the funky spelling. It's a smart phone. Not a keyboard. If only OP would learn that and blow it out of that giant untouched blowhole she has the audacity to call an ass
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>>678304541
Lol you talk so much shit. I'm not insecure in the slightest. So analyse this. I'm just looking straight at the camera, not smiling too much, not pouting too much. What's wrong this time?
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Still no timestamp? Still a fat guy
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>>678302273

Faggot
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>>678305241
Id probably throat fuck you
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>>678303111
Trips don't lie
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>>678303111
trips of truth
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>>678305241
Crooked elongated Jewish nose. Mouth is off cell Ted and lips are dry. You are as pale as baby powder. STILL NO FUCKING EYELASHES. Honestly you keep posting more pictures bUT it's not helping your fucking case. Quit while you're ahead. Oh and FOR FUCKSOME SAKE THE MOLES BITCH!
Also, dayumm, what happened to that one eye? It's wonky as fuck hoe!
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>>678305556
>Auto
*off centered
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>>678305556
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almost quads of holy truth
unlucky anon

chek em
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>>678305666
That's okay. Your satanic trips of truth make it true. Therefore it is so!
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>>678305556
Dude for real. Let's just make him the king of /b/
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>>678305666
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>>678305666
thanks satan
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>>678305865
Fucking kek
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For OP
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>>678305996
For this whore? Nah. She needs something bigger. Stupid cunt. In all honesty though it still probably will be too small for her ass
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>>678305237
Lol it finally happened. You have up trying to say I'm not pretty and tried to call me fat. Giant untouched blowhole? Wowww. Yeah I'm pretty sure I'm not fat
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>>678306197
Im pretty sure everyone knows this is bait by now, you should just stop anon.
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>>678306197
Show us more of those fat legs
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>>678306197
No no bitch. It was not a fat joke. Open your little feeble kindergarten female mind. It means your ass is GAPING AND LOOSE! Jesus Christ. Okay. Let's tally this up.
1)fuck ugly. Check
2)Conceited. Check
3)Ignorant. Check
And now 4) FUCKING RETARDED!
Would you like to try your luck in the bonus round with a possible loss to earn the fateful 5?
For fucks sake bitch. Get. Fucking. Wrecked.
Well honestly...poor choice of words. Your dad probably did the majority of that for you.
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>>678306459
Lmfao
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>>678301803
/thread
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>>678306682
Graci
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>>678302263
Barbra Streisand/10
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>>678306783
Funny how the dumbest bitch said I ran out of insults too. Yet they keep coming
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banana girl is queen of /b/
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>>678306509
Lol I don't believe I'm ugly, which is way more of a subjective thing. I know for sure I'm not fat. Ever heard of the BMI scale? Pretty easy to work out if you're fat or not. And my legs are probably the slimmest part of me!
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banana girl is queen of /b/ !
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>>678306954
the offer still stands, im willing to fuck you if nobody else will?
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>>678296354
noooooo
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>>678306954
You may have a nice body, ok tits, but youve got the face of a man op
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>>678306954
I'm pretty sure everybody else thinks differently banana slut.

>>678306605
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>>678306863
They're all bullshit insults though. I have moles? So what? So does Jennifer Lawrence and everyone still thinks she's beautiful
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>>678306954
You get insecure as fuck when compared to your friend though.

You threw a fucking tantrum in that thread
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>>678307267
Bitch are you even gonna reply to any of the shit ive written down? those where some well thought out insults jesus christ.
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>>678307342
Lawd Jesus her friend is smoking
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>>678307267
Jennifer Lawrence.
> Has moles.
> Still beautiful.
Banana whore.
> Has moles.
> Ugly ass bitch.

Know the fucking difference, bitch.
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>>678307629
Also, ur friend is hot.
Moar pics?
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>>678307629
I mean op may be ugly as fuck, but id probably still fuck the shit out of her... slap her titties, get her to call me uncle bob, and dropkick her nans ashes
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ATTENTION ANONS.

NO TITS, EVER.


Said by banana 'girl' herself
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If I say I'm ugly will you stop being mean?
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>>678306954
That's great for you to believe that! That doesn't make it correct. Maybe the elephant man thought he was downright handsome, but he was still aesthetically fucked beyond repair. HUH, kindoes of like you. Yes beauty is subjective. But there's and old saying, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", and you think you're beautiful. BUT BEHOLD! The majority of the rest of the BEHOLDERS think you are fuck ugly....hmm....it's almost as if we're on to something there! What'she that called? Well you could call it the popular opinion, majority, or even the high percentage. Math doesn't lie. That's why it's FACTUAL. Where as your opinion that you are beautiful is no more factually proven than there being a God or what happens to us when we die. It's a theory at this point, which by process of elimination here, we actually seem to have proven wrong. So simply by you keeping this thread going, we are closers to realizing that it is a FACT you are fuck ugly.
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>>678307856
we gathered that haha, only because she is insecure as fuck
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>>678307418
Here's another taken while lumpy moleface is taking a dump
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>>678307892
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>678307892
where are you from anon, i swear to god ive seen you about.
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>>678307892
No
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>>678307892
Yes. Say your an ugly whore
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>>678307926
I'm literally just hanging around for this guy at this point
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>>678308320
same xD
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>>678308250
Sweet jesus. I knew theyou were lumpy and frumpy. So now we have a number 5. Ah yes the FATEFUL 5 has been achieved gentleman. NUMBER 5) FUCKED UP FRUMPY ASS TITTIES!!!
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>>678308167
Will you stop being dicks and start being nice if I say that?
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>>678308603
No. That guy mayou but imma keep roasting your basic bitch ass
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>>678308603
Post your tits, and all will be as it was once written
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>>678308763
Seriously, you're going to cause night terrors for a lot of us if you keep pulling those decrepit half filled water balloons out.
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Rollin keks
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>>678308855
Double Dubs of truth hast spoketh
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>>678308855
Speak for yourself.
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>>678308763
Fuck off you all know that's not me
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>>678308936
Meh, no proof.

Occams tits, we cannot prove nor disprove those are your tits until we have seem them.
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>>678309094
Or Schroedingers tits. fuck i dont know.
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>>678308111
Checked! Also, she's just a basic bitch. They all look alike
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>>678308250
This isn't banana girl
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>>678308936
Damn you know it is fun roasting you, but at this point it's sad. Honestly, for all intensive purposes, at this point I think you're better off euthanized or lobotomized. I mean, honestly, even Hitler brought productivity to society. The scientific advances and the war strategies that are implemented to this day? All great benefits to the world. But you... you're just a useless fucking waist of space. Honestly, I think if your mother had any idea you'd turn out like this, she would have and should have, dug a rusty fucking coat hanger up her cunt and stabbed it around visciously, until any possibility of your fucking birth was ruined. Even the fetal soup that poured out of her swath would have made her more proud than you, and brought better benefits to society. You're just a useless fucking, albino, fuck ugly twat, and I hope, sincerally, with all of my heart, that you die a visciously and horrible death. That way at least everybody at 4chan can have a good laugh over a pint. Fuck yourself
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>>678309609
The. Fucking. Savagery
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>>678309609
BTW *out of her twat
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>>678309609
This is it guys, ive finally found it. the ultimate rip.

we can all sleep easy tonight
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>>678309929
Fun Fact: the longer you stare at her tits, the more frumpy they get and the bigger the pancake nipples seem to grow
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>>678300254
nice lips, nigger
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>>678309960
Thanks /bro/. I appreciate the respect. Lol. With that I must go. Until Next Time, Roast master Anon out!

*drops mic*
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OP i am no sur what is al the fuzz about you are beautiful :D
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>>678309609

>intensive purposes

Intents and purposes, fucking retard
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>>678310133
topkeks for days :')
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>>678301346
so you're narcissistic to boot, eh? You know that's not a good feature in someone as unattractive as yourself
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>>678310194
this is a rickyism if ive ever seen one haha
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>>678310194
Dude his autocorrect was fucking up the whole time with him. Those roasts put out on a smartphone were legit even with the errors
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>>678310194
Retarded? Really? Because of his autocorrect typos? Read his valid points in every post and how he backs it up
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>>678310587

>waist of space
yea that wasn't an autocorrect he's just retarded
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>>678310804
Yeah*

Where's the full stop anon?
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>>678309609
>>678309960
>>678310133

Samefagging this hard. No one thinks youre funny, havent you noticed? Not a single kekle. Not even a kill yourself, besides this one, because clearly you wouldnt miss much.

>intensive purposes
>sincerally
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>>678310979

yea is a colloquialism of yeah. they both mean the same thing dipshit just different spellings
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>>678310804
You do realize how fast he must've been typing, and how random a autocorrect grammatical fixes are right? Look at the other posts dipshit. Words are randomly combined or even illegible. He was in herevery when the thread was going and was hillarious, and you're here for the aftermath, pointing out grammatical errors like a fucking cuck
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>>678311083
Almost

This dude is actually me, dont know about the rest
>>678309960
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>>678311083
thanks for the support /b/roheim

this guy is actually retarded
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>>678311196
Capitals and periods anon!
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>>678311083
Well, I just popped back to see if the thread died. You were saying faggot?
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>>678307926

You must really love the taste of squirmy b8
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>>678311239
>random

do you not know how autocorrect works? It autocorrects your word based on the closest thing to it that it sees. It's not going to change waste to waist. retards defending retards
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>>678311311
yea that's mostly because I'm lazily doing this in between doing my homework
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>>678311448
No you are right about that. But there is also this mystical thing called predictive text you cuck
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How the fuck did a troll thread get this many responses

You guys should be fucking ashamed of yourselves, Jesus Christ. Just ignore this shit in future.
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>>678298804
Kill yourself
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>>678311540
then if anon was really dedicated to roasting this bitch over a spit he would've turned that off and made himself look a little less chromosomal
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>>678311491
Well stop being a cunt to others about their spelling you fucking goon.
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>>678311594
> he says without saging
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>>678300254
Nice filter, really makes you look like a solid 6.
I suppose you prefer dark clubs with plenty of alcohol.
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>>678311800
I can be a cunt to whatever cunt I wanna be cause this is the internet!!!!! :DDDDDDD
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>>678311405
I was saying you should go choke on your daddys dick after hes done with you tonight and you have all that pent up rage you need to let go of.

You massive fucking faggot

I legitimately can tell you have one, maybe two friends that really dont like you. Feels bad, man?
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>>678296354
Kill yourself. Just do it!
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>>678312119
Actually I've got a good amount of friends, a great family, a niece, and an awesome girl atm, so...nah bro I feel fine
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>whatever cunt i wanna be

dat grammar
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>>678296354
banana girl is queen of /b/
except not really
attention whor faggot
>Czequem
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>>678312310
Lol. Who tf gets on the Internet and worries about grammer? He's tripping
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>>678303744
Nice
Do you have an approximate location?
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>>678300254
1. big ass forehead, bitch you balding?
2. looks like youre smuggling shit in your cheeks your face round as fuck (ew)
3. classic ugly trait of thin ass fucking lips
4. moles on your face looks like you got little flecks of shit spattered all over the place
5. youre eyes are the right distance apart for me to assume youre retarded
6. attention whoring on /b/ automatically makes you unattractive enough to need more attention so youre admiting that youre ugly yourself, i win move on you suck eat a dick
>roodypoo.jpeg
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>>678296354
Go fuck yourself with that banana
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>>678312547
goddamn ima need the source
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>>678313289
wish I knew bud I have blown many a load to her
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>>678313289
Hotcplhel
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>>678313481
thank you beautiful soul
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>>678313574
always there for my /b/ros
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