Go on.

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>>677914554
cont

>she goes to bathroom
>waiter shows up so I order patron margaritas
>she comes back
>ohfuck.jpg
>she doesn't even drink
>still cool we order
>eat convo after dinner
>insert lame joke
>she laughs
>ohshititshappening.jpg
>we walk a few blocks over to movie theater

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>>677915040
cont.


>having a good convo on the walk
>didn't notice how drunk i was til now
>bartender was trying to help
>made margaritas really strong
>she doesn't drink i don't waste liquor
>mid sentence trip on sidewalk
>ohshitohshitohshit
>ground inbound
>turn on the landing lights and clear runway

>>677915426

>she grabs me and i recover
>tooclose.jpg
>get to movies
>insert generic horror movie
>we grab drinks and candy
>she insists on paying for it
>i've picked up everything else so far
>mfw idk but going with it
>get seats super cold in theater

& then....

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>>677915833
cont

>sharing candy talking during previews
>yea i'm that fucking guy
>silence cell because i'm not that guy
>old stretch and arm around move
>ohfuckyes.jpg
>she doesn't move away
>SHE SNUGGLES IN
>winrar.jpg
>movie is 3/10
>snuggling in cold theater 10/10

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>>677916261
>movie ends walk outside
>talk about movie
>set up second date
>fucking score
>end of night go in for kiss
>get a really close and long hug
>her heads laying on my shoulder
>hair smells so fucking good
>get home pack bowl
>start greentext shit on /b/

ok now we are full circle... i guess full disclosure i hit up some porn first before /b/ but details details right?

so anyway i just need to know how do i not fuck this up? I'm horrible at this shit and i feel like i just barely got through this by the skin of my teeth without fucking up.

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>>677917006
bumping for some experienced /b/ros to lend me some wisdom...

take this opportunity to learn how to date women for yourself instead of taking advice from autists on 4chan. I would argue that if you fail at this, you would learn more than if you succeed. Be.Fucking.Casual. Act like its all a game, because it fucking is. Good luck

>>677917222
Checked
>>677917428
What he said.

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>>677917428
ok so casual like i'm just hanging out with my brother casual or? i would rather succeed just saying

>>677917930
Making some great points

>>677917930
Just like its a friend you wanna fuck

Sounds like you got it all figured out OP.
Just remember to shower daily and don't poo poo in your pants around her and it should all work out.

Don't tell her about any past relationships for a few months, don't tell her how many fuck buddies you have to say goodbye to to be with her, don't tell her shit that will make her go crazy. Tell her what she wants to here. This is coming from a femanon. If you're dating a woman you're age, not, say, 20, then you're in for the real deal of crazy. Don't say anything that will make her go there. Don't over drink around her and definitely don't drink every time you see her. Think of things to say before you're out with her, like compliments. That way if there's ever a boring lull or an awkward pause you can say something that sounds like it seeped out of your bloody heart for her to cherish. You're in a very lucky position.

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>>677917428
i only ask because i've never really been in this position before so any pointers would be awesome. like would flowers be over board friday when i see her again? and if i give her flowers where the fuck do we put them? she doesn't just carry them around right?

>>677917006
Don't try too hard cuz that's annoying bro and do everything you can to have the "lead" in the relationship. (at least that's what I've always done and it works)

>>677917006
you can do it

if she doesnt drink, you dont drink

that's huge man, all you have to do to not fuck it up

>>677917006
>get a really close and long hug

you already fucked up

>>677917930
This -->>>677918368

Seriously, just have a good time, talk like you would with your friends and have fun. Girls appreciate a guy who can relax and be himself more than a guy who is busting his balls trying to create the perfect image. Obviously she already likes you so let it flow. And don't feel pressure to take initiative or "make" something happen, if she's enjoying herself it will happen naturally. Everything you've put down suggests the hard part is over, now you can just put on cruise control.

>>677918758
no dont give her gifts , try to win her affection while simultaneously giving her just enough to keep her interested.

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>>677918669
yea she is about the same age as me. ok well i kinda talked about my ex fiancee but she went through something similar with her ex so it kind of played off well i guess. she doesn't seem crazy but idk. yea i don't drink a lot but i needed some liquid courage tonight lol. I will definitely think up some compliments thats a really good tip. Thanks I do feel really lucky.

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>>677918968
what do you mean by the lead?

>>677919302
i really hope so. I can't wait to see her again. Is that wait three days rule to call a thing or just bs?

>>677918669
NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM A WOMAN
THEY THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT BUT THEY DO NOT
>>677917428
This

>>677919993
It's bs, feel free to call the next evening, 2 days later is more than enough. If she's into you, she'll be delighted you didn't wait.

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>>677918758
>>677918758
>This.

I think flowers on a second date, or whatever this next meeting is, is a bit much.

>>677920243
>>677919304
Whoops, wrong post.

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>>677920243
ok so i will put the flowers on the back burner for awhile. that gives me a chance to find out what kind of flowers she likes anyway.

on a side note sauce on that pic?
he is wearing a tampa bay shirt and i happen to be in tampa bay fucking 10/10 grandpa would blaze

>>677917006
dont try to fuck her until the 4th date
10% woman have sex before 3rd date very low odds good almost 100% chance of sex on date 4
gather information on her via face book not with your account more less stalk her learn her likes and dislikes and study that shit likes its a test.

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you know what /b/ros i'm honestly surprised i thought i was going to have to wade through a few pages of autistic bullshit to get some decent advice but everyone has been really helpful.
go on and pat yourselves on the backs ya dun goood

>>677921177
>10% woman have sex before 3rd date
Not sure where you're getting these 1940's statistics but that's total bullshit

>>677921177
First off, are you armenian? I couldn't even read that shit through your thick accent.
Secondly, you're creepy as fuck.

>>677921177
also this is me op im adding more on dont over do gifts it makes you seem needy and the only type of woman that look for these guys are gold diggers looking to use them for $

keep gifts down to 1 only flowers or candy pay for dinner always its a good thing but keep gifts off the table be a alpha.

The only advice I'm willing to give is don't bother dating her.
Just rape her. WAAAAY less drama.

>>677921351
im talking about long term shit not 1 night stands.

those same woman sleep with 100+ men easly before they reach 20 saying anything less then that is bullshit if he wants to make a life with her a woman that will sleep with him on the first date is trash not a woman or a mother you want for your kids.

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>>677921177
yea i'm curious about these stats too...
can i get a second opinion on this? like what are some signs that a chick is ready to knock boots? i really don't want to seem like i'm rushing it you know because i'm honestly not worried about it would like to get there no lie

>>677921409
any way op i wish you luck hope it all works out sex is nice but its not the only thing in life try and find some common ground once you start dating for a month or so find something you love doing with eachother its find to do alot stuff without her just doing one thing you both love with eachother is the best and all you really need.

>>677921764
social study on humans nothing is a fact but it is ever changing no way this applys to all woman in each year 2000 fine maybe its still true but 10 years latter 2010 it only applyed to year 2000 so it can change yes just like times

i say 4th date is fine up to you tho waiting to long is never good might get friend zoned

>>677921862
Are you in middle school? Because it's seriously difficult to read your shit.

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>>677921862
thanks i'll try to find something we both like doing thats a really good idea

>>677921500
this is why we can't have nice things...

>>677922070
... who taught you to write?

>>677922098
i only finished 8th grade but i find i am very good with woman i am married now so i dont need to look anymore 24 years now and counting.

i work with my hands not my mind buy fix and flip homes is my living.

>>677922166
What if she's into rape?
NOT SUCH A STUPID IDEA NOW, IS IT OP?

>>677922312
yes but you only say it cause your trolling so why should he listen to you? even if the case was that she was into rape.

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>>677922070
ok so that is what i'm really scared of i can't do the friend zone its just worse than fucking pathetic. so can i get a legit play by play greentext from someone on a 4th date going for the goal?

>>677922312
i know that you will say im not trolling but shut the fuck up lol and eat a dick :)

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>>677922312
na /b/ro its still a pretty stupid idea

>>677922535
some woman find shy men cute i mean clearly she likes you just be yourself trying to be someone else even if you get with her it will be a lie.

better that she loves you for you and it will be more meaningful and last longer.

your scared of fucking up you should be more scared of not being yourself share your likes and dislikes talk and get to know eachother as humans.

dont let your fears control you and make you a beta.

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>>677922274
wow man my dad did the same thing didn't finish highschool but made killer money flipping houses

>>677922828
fucking left words out my pos shit pc can die in a fire im bout ready toss my laptop out window and get new one op this my last post gl cause going go office space on my laptop now.

>>677914554
Do this op
http://www.streamboobs.com/roseangel6_9/

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>>677922828

your right man fuck fear

>>677922960
Maybe this guy is your dad.

>>677923344
man i love that pic saved :)

Okay OP she fucking likes you so here's what you do
youre 27 so I know you both have smart phones
So fucking text her, not like obsessively but like tomorrow at some point just casually text her, ask her what's up, how she's doing, light shit
Then hopefully it'll start a nice conversation
If she gives you extremely short answers just fuck off bc you're fucked and trying harder is gonna make you a beta

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>>677923426
i wish it was
my dad died 3 years ago tho
>mfw people ask how i'm dealing

>>677917006
post your face mate

>>677923523
i agree but not with text face to face is always better body language says more then a fucking phone if you dont have the balls to say and do what needs to be done its good practice

alot woman in this world and each year that guys by as a man your sex appeal inc woman do not oddly.

maybe in 50-100 years woman will take same role as men but will have to wait and see social wise they fight with eachother more then men get along alot better then groups of woman.

>>677923823
sorry for your loss tho i know that feel too.

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>>677924029
ok i will give me a sec to find a pen for timestamp tho

>>677924038
Fuck off faggot
Obviously himt talking to her in person is extremely important
I'm just telling him that bc they're not going to see eachother for a few days he should fucking text her

>>677924038
nope thats it lap tops done fuck it op you sound like you had enough advice anyone know a site i can pre order a lap top for reasonable price i use it mostly for work and im willing to spend up to 1000$

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>>677924038
i'm sorry i'm confused...

>>677924344
kids now a days with phones fucking pos dont even start with me boy.

show some fucking respect to your elders.

i said your responds was shit i showed no disrespect to you and how you snap back shows your a pos.

how is him just giving up after few short responds from her a good idea go re read your shit.

>>677924338
no need for that. you re here to seek advice. why should you use a false pic then

>>677924578
maybe

so i am in some kind of (long dist) relationship with a girl i guess, but she gives me very strange signs. we have a lovely chat on Saturday, and a nice one on Sunday as well till the evening, when she start turning cold. last message was send by me on Monday, which she replied nice, but shortly. havent texted her since then, i dont wana look needy. its driving me slowly nuts. what do?

>>677924578
personal opinions are not fact see the i i used clearly a sign of trash i would say.

yeah i got disregrade my own responds i had a retard moment.

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>>677924029
here ya go /b/ro

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>>677925290
don't be in a long distance relationship?
they never fucking work?

>>677914554
You're a chef and you went to chillis? Is it an ironic date?

>>677925345
how would you rate your self to her
like 1/10 1/10 for her?

and im asking this for a reason ill explain why after you answer dont need pic of her yours will do.

>>677925345
solid
why dont you try a chin beard?

>>677925625
yeah i know. But i really like her. And i guess she likes me? well she invated me to stay some time at her place (she lives alone in Austria)

>>677914554
What advice do you even want OP? Sounds like it went great except for you being slightly too drunk. Do you want genuine advice for how to play the next date or just want to report ur successful courting?

>>677925702
he looks decent, why are you trolling around?
go back to /b/.


oh right
go on

>>677926054
part me just wants to say something like put baby in her already.

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>>677925648
i said chef not line cook you should learn the difference not trying to be a dick just saying...

>>677917006
I don't get it. Whats the fucking problem? You didn't get you kissy-wissy? Or that your definition of "in over your head" is completely fucked?

>>677924578
That guy has the reading comprehension and writing ability of a 12 year old. Just listen to me, if she's a normal 27 year old girl, especially a waitress (my 60 year old poor as dirt father is dating a 30 year old waitress) she uses social media. This means she probably has a snapchat. So you have two options, fucking text her casually (not like an autist, go into a cringe thread if you want to see what not to do) or snapchat her casually. Take initiative. Don't sit patiently until the date not talking to her, she'll think you're not too interested and that's not good.

>>677920231
This. Be yourself OP. She likes you for you. Do what you wanna do man, just be wary of her little hints and things. Like if she gives you one word answers over text then cool it, but if she's hitting you up to chat everyday at 9pm don't ignore her.
>>677914554

>>677926319
Also this
>>677926345
Be aware if she doesn't want to text you, if it's short choppy responses she probably doesn't, and girls are too fucking dumb to just completely stop responding most of the time.

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>>677925702
well i think all things considered i'm a solid 6/10
she is a hard 9/10 in my eyes not just looks but the way she carries herself as well.

>>677925736
if you have facial hair in the kitchen you have to wear a face net... and those things are sweaty and you look like a fucking rtard but i might still look into it

>>677925290
Stop talking to her. She doesn't give much of a shit about you anymore and is talking to another guy/ guys. Find a new bitch

>>677926123
i just want figure out what if he has self esteem problems and if he needs to work on that first even if this does not work out giving him some life advice might help towards his future just trying to be a /b/ro

dating a girl that you want wont make your self esteem or self worth better it will make her a crutch for him and even if he gets with her he needs to work on this and feel good and secure about himself

its better to be happy before your with someone they should not be the sole reason for your happiness

but i could just be a moron and should be disregarded

>>677926484
>too dumb
You mean shit testing you? Kek

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>>677926054
yea some genuine advice would be great /b/ro
i have a round about idea of what i should be doing but getting some details on what works would be nice and hell yea of coarse i'm going to report back success will update with pics too if possible

>>677923523
This is probably the best advice here.
You just test the water and see if you still have a chance. That short response shit is a dead giveaway that you should just bail before looking like a bitch.

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>>677917006
just play it cool, just act natural be yourself, remember girls dont like guys that pretend to be someone else, and if your funny thats always a plus

>>677926834
What the fuck are you talking about? They literally can't comprehend that if they don't want to talk to someone they should just stop responding.

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>>677926315
the problem is i feel like i'm dating someone out of my league? and i don't have a lot of experience dating. so we up to speed now? or you need me to use smaller words for ya?

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>>677926530
>>677917006
Where's the shitty joke-pun?

>>677926705
Fuck off dude you sound like a retard

>>677925345
post pic of her

>>677927158
where can i find this with all the audio?

>>677926705
well thats true. I was unhappy as i entered in a relationship who made me happy, but i ended up being emotionaly depend on her, and in the End more lonely with her then alone. well.....

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>>677927284
gotta remember she just broke up with her boyfriends she probably isnt ready for physical contact atm

>>677927443
you sound retarded bitch beta male dont even have a wife no not even faggots wants your shitty ass :P

>>677927284
Please completely get rid of the idea that she is out of your league, even though it may not be true you have to convince yourself she is lucky that you like her. Seriously. If you keep that in mind you'll start to naturally believe it and it'll guide your interactions with her in the best possible direction.

>>677927158
fucking kekd so hard at that webm

>>677927636
>:P
Didn't know I was dealing with an autist. Carry on

>>677927404
there isn't one? because this isn't new pasta for a ylyl thread?

>>677927529
true good advice we are all human.
maybe talk with her and see if she is ready to move on or if she needs time might end well showing you care about how she is feeling.

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40 days diffrence
what u say?

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>>677927489
idk man /b/ has a really bad track record with this you /b/ros promise not to fuck shit up?

>>677927529
yea i'm not trying to rush that at all i figure when she is ready it will be obvious right?

>>677928204
Just don't do one off of social media
Someone will reverse image search it and then it's fucked
Or at least alter it enough it won't show up

Kill her and post results

>>677927728
wow thats really good advice /b/ro thank you

>>677927865
as much as you find kids being autistic a fun word to toss around i may only have a 8th grade education
but sounds like with all your brains your still pos person that has no understanding of what life of a parent that may have a autistic child is like.

so your pos human id rather have autistic kids in this world then pos like you in it learn a better way to bash on ppl then being shitty at being a human bet your life is crappy and you try bash on others to make your self feel better cause your life is crap and you probly live with your parents still cause you have no drive to go out and make a living or learn any real skills to better yourself at life and this is only ment towards you not to hurt anyone elses feelings.

grow up get a job learn how to be a human you waste of space.

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>>677928424
oh wow that is such a good idea i'll get right on that and post results...

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>>677928386
ok i got this give me a few

>>677927495
there is none, sadly...

>>677927185
Men do it to anon. Look into RSD

>>677929052
man im sad now got any other funny gifs you can toss down i need some laughs.

>>677928353
Possibly. If there's a chance of them getting back together the way she acts can change fast based on how that's going. If it's a solid breakup, give her time maybe talk about it after a bit. She'll be more receptive and maybe make a few moves when she's ready.

fuck me. i have nothing. no job, barely friends, no relationship ever, no one ever besides my mother said i love you to me. i had with 26 my first and last kiss, with a very drunk girl. it was like life telling me "do you like it? good. now you know what you are missing" I wish i were dumb and wouldnt care, but i am extremly inteligent, and it botheres me a lot, all the time. I really hope nobody here has a worse life then i do.

>>677929301
and common op if she friendzones you at least next time you find a girl you like you can talk to her about it and ask her advice sounds like you could use a few more girls that are friends in your life girls are not just for sex you know :).

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>>677929285
here you go friend

>>677914554
>>9/10 waitress i flirt with constantly
don't waste your time flirting with girls in the service industry while they are on the clock
they are paid to be nice to you and seem interested in you regardless of how they really feel

>>677929887
lol yea they are paid to flirt with scrubs at the table with boh its different...

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anyway here is a pic of her try not to fuck this up and make me give you that generic this is why we can't have nice things speech...

>>677930164
confidence is sexy work on that with yourself bit your sexy to her men and women don't see beauty the same

to her she might see you as a 6 and herself as a 6

sound rude when i say this don't put the pussy on the pedestal.

She is a human your human find common ground you can make it work.

its called making love because you have to make it work its not a 1 time thing you will be doing it as long as your with her ups and downs.

>>677930438
post her ex-bf

>>677930438
Hot damn, good luck OP.

>>677930438
she is cute.
just dont see her as a flawless god
she has flaws too.
she has doubts, insecurities
see her as a human being

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>>677929563
look i get it having some chick friends is nice i do have a few at work and my sister but i'm really not trying to get a friend zone here on a side note rate my doggers?

>>677930438
i think how you feel for her is making her a 9 she is prob 7 thats just me tho each person finds different things appealing.

think of her as a human and you got good chance to get with her.

>>677930751
i don't know him and there are no pics of him on her fb so idk /b/ro i can hunt fb i guess i know his first name lol

>>677929837
i forgot to thank you.

>>677928784
You should you autismo faggot, you're not going to get anything off her anyway, you're a fucking retard coming to /b for relationshit advice. Go jack off to trap porn you loser.

You're not a chef you're a dish bitch, don't lie.

>>677930670
thanks /b/ro i'll keep that in mind

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>>677930438
>10/10

Hahahah....You fucking retard op.

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>>677931323
over 9000 flavors and you picked salty?

>>677931713
Shove something up your arse or fuck off....

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>>677931696
never said 10/10 but ok anything to bring to the table on the discussion? if not then this way please....

>>677931713
I loved playing archage telling people they are salty :)

>>677931112
alright, anon. Post her eyes. Crop that shit if you feel safer

>>677932131
i dont want be that guy but if you link her face book i am postive someone could find a pic of the guy but in no way is that a good idea if you like this girl you should not do that.

>>677931991
Yeah this is my input.
If you come to this fucking shit hole full of losers and faggots who fap to trap porn looking for help to get your dick wet then you are too far gone.
Take some of your shit salary and go to the hookers and lose your virginity already, this chick is a fuck head, she's probably just using you to make her bf jelous and is off riding some other cock right now.
Forget about it.

>>677931950
roll fucking quads and i will faggot

>>677932362
Just show us already, we're dying to see your destroyed anus.

>>677932267
lol yea no shit i'm not doing that you faggots can't be trusted that far sorry

>>677914554
This makes me happy for you OP. Follow every compliment with a joke - it's a great technique. Otherwise good luck!

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>>677932131
ok i can do this for you give me a few
need to pack another bowl

>>677932602
i don't know that many jokes...

>>677918428
Kekked

>>677932624
rolling for quads

yolo quards

>>677933328
yea you go do that just not here...

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>>677932131
there you go /b/ro that pic honestly does not due her eyes justice tho

>>677933664
ew what a pig.
Head like a dropped pie and no doubt a gaping cunt to go with it.

Whats her name op.

>>677933809

>>677921177
If the lady is even close to OPs age then sex on 2nd date is the must.

>>677933892
yea....no?

>>677933932
just stop...?

>>677934143
why is it a must?

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>>677934580

>>677918758
Yea flowers are overboard, second date bad move. Dont be to cushy when youre the rebound give it time and dont feed her need for attention. My ex came back to me after her last boyfriend cheated on her. We fuck, we hang out, laugh, connect, i actually did get her flowers when her grandma died. She built me up and stated how magical it was being with me again. Then one day just stopped talking to me. Literally no goodbye text we were supposed to go out to dave and busters and i only texted her 3 times but abeit they were like 3 hours apart. She never reaponded.

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>>677914554
>6/10
>9/10
>>677925345
easily a 7, bro, dont be a self deprecating cunt. your main derp factor is the fucking guido hair and your glasses not fitting. fix that shit, youre pushing 8, no homo.
>>677930438
>>677933664
shes not a chud or anything, but shes an 8 tops. you are not out of your league. just be not a bitch. be you. if she worked with you and went out with you, she knows you and clearly her interest is piqued, just dont be a fucking toolbag and go all "date mike". pic related.

>>677932311
/thread

>>677933664
OP DELIVERS.

She looks decent. Would burry my dick inside her.

Keep in mind OP that she broke up with her ex-bf 2 weeks ago. She may have few strings attached, but is slowly fading away. She may use you as a temp. fuckboy to cope with her emotional breakdown.

Stay safe, OP. Do not be a beta-ass-white-knight-faggot.

OP does not realize everyone in thread thinks hes a faggot and wants to fuck him over

kekd
but i have a guido hair cut because i'm italian its the only thing my hair does lol
and your right i was almost going to get my glasses adjusted at lenscrafters today but ended up going to the park with my bro instead. will be on that tomorrow tho.
but wow man i guess i've just always sold myself short for some reason thanks anon

>>677934770
wow sorry /b/ro that sucks

>>677935192
to >>677934796

>>677935192
go to literally any barber shop and be like "hey, i dont want to look like a soprano". and ye, make sure your glasses stay where theyre supposed to be. speaking from experience, im assuming the kitchen gets hot, you sweat, and when they slip down you tilt your chin up to compensate? makes you look full retard. it happens in the kitchen, ye, no one cares, but dont let it happen when cunny is on the line.

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ok anyway /b/ros i'm going to crash but will update at like 3am friday with tales of success or of failure

>>677926922
checked

>>677928196
still a huge faggot

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>>677935724
>hey i don't want to look like a soprano
i'm stealing this and using it tomorrow at the barber shop

>>677935724 here
but ye, you played everything pretty well from how you described, just dont let trying to impress her get in the way of you enjoying her company. best case scenario, you bang her, you live happily ever after or whatever, worst case, you die. as a former foreveralonefag, current marriedfag, i assure you, pussy is not worth throwing who you are away. but ye, im gonna go find some weird porn to jack off to, good luck with your endeavors. we believe in you.