Chloe fakes
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Chloe fakes
For those of you pining (there's a word romanticists love to use - pining) over this generic, hipster, B-list "celebrity", why restrict yourself? Why deny the pleasure you know you've earned?
>Read /fit/ sticky
>Lose required amount of weight/start bulking
>Get job in construction/labouring
>Save money
>Pay off debts
>Move to Oregon
>Get to know the area well
>Search for abandoned buildings (factories, specifically)
>Assign budget
>Purchase reliable getaway van
>Create compartment underneath van that isn't easily visible during a police inspection
>Buy oxygen tank, tranquilizer gun, binoculars, taser, nylon rope, video camera and other items you might find useful
>Observe Chloe's routines and bodyguards
>Kidnap
>??????
>Conceal her in getaway van, drive to Oregon
>Keep her at location
>Invite friends over
>RAPE!
>Lather, rinse, repeat
Eventually your DNA will be so firmly-implanted in her from the multiple assaults, that she'll feel an overwhelming longing and desire to be your friend. Your confederate. Your LOVER.
>somebody actually, ACTUALLY, went to the trouble of making these fakes
How about a real nip slip instead
>>650798390
Fakes are a normie thing, if you have autism and you take thing too literally you're not going to enjoy fakes. why did you even come in here?
>>650797960
you're a prick
and you >>650798104
>>650798160
>>650798194
>>650798247
>>650798273
>>650798309
are posting utterly crap content
>>650798643
you can leave
>>650797744
i cumeded
>>650798643
>you're a prick
Come on, man. I was trying to be friendly, give some advice, you know? Sure, it SEEMS a little harsh, but the more you think about such a thing, the more you know it's the life you want to embrace.
Go on, friend. Make her yours. For you. For me. For /b/.
>>650798643
something happened in the past 3 years where kids on 4chan thought it was okay to hate fakes and hate porn threads in general.
>>650798679
I can't as I'm OP and feel honourbound to stay to the depressingly sad ending 404 page of death
>>650798952
you posted zero content then and you're a cancerous faggot that shit posts other threads anyway.
you literally don't belong on 4chan
>>650798803
I don't hate fakes but the ones getting posted are crap so buck yer ideas up and start liking what I like !!!
>>650799171
>but the ones getting posted are crap
they're not, you're just an angsty sperg teen
>>650799094
I started the thread at the request of someone in another thread, presumably because they didn't know how to start a thread
>your thoughts will ensue no doubt
>>650799331
>teen
>I'm 46
>>650799094
Me and op are a completely different person. I destroyed your newfags shitty excuse for another generic Emma thread. Butthurt much? Fuckin deal with it. It's b. If you want gender equality and all that PC shit, get the fuck off to Reddit.
>>650799331
Stop saying angsty.
>>650799527
You should probably be giving your 17 year old daughter a bath.. And posting the pics on here tbh fam
>>650799755
fuck off, no=one claimed you were OP ..... I am OP and I am guilty of poasting fuck all content apart from the initial webm which is by far the best fukin thing in this thread
>>650800349
I never had kids, mainly because I was abused as a child and feared I mght do the same to my children .
>You I fear are sicker than I am.
>>650800412
Lol all of you fuck off. You are jerking your dick to pathetic fake pics that look like horrendous shit. Have fun with your virginity children!
>>650798616
The fact that you think it's normal to make fakes is very telling. The amount of autism in your blood astounds me.
>>650800956
Thank you
Quite few fakes for a fakes thread, time to call OP a faggot!
OP
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YOUR A FAGGOT
>>650800840
And all the virgins wept and left thechan that day...
>>650797744
There was another one where she rubs her tits...anyone?
>>650801539
Op died
>>650801231
I am, a glorious winged one at that.
>>650801899
Nah, I'm here till the bitter end
>>650797744
>camera pans down
>tramp stamp
>all of my wot
Chloe would never get a tramp stamp. And if she did, she'd no longer be desirable. Redundant webm.
>>650802742
>AUTISM
>>650802742
Actually I'm sure she would. She got a dumb ass tat down her asscheek of her sibling names. And she got a septum piercing.
>>650797744
I would paint my scrotum to look like a wild mouse and dip it into a tank of western diamond back rattle snakes just to take a 5 minute nap in the same rest-room stop bathroom her gay cousin had diarehha in 14 years ago
>>650802742
When fans of Chloe...know nothing about Chloe!
>>650803074
>And she got a septum piercing.
I did not know that. Ok, well crush over. She was getting old anyway.
Dumping Chloe webms
>>650803302
I hope you are "getting old" too...because if you are already old...you are pretty freaky.
>>650797960
Inflict Stockholm syndrome on Chloe? I like it
>>650803685
Her nip hangs out in like 5 outtakes they released. It's pretty dope.
