Stop being a little bitch about it and be smart about it. Create specific drinks with Pokemon names /colors. Offer people who go in your bar that are playing a shot or something as long as they promote your location Etc. there you go fag. Stop crying

Not your /b/log take it to tumblr

>>695377105
/Thread

>>695376702
>implying this is 1974
>implying anyone goes into bars anymore

>>695377105
Literally this. Make a blue, green and red drink and name it after the starter pokemon. doesnt have to be fancy, you'd make a right killing off of tht

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>complaining about getting business

Why aren't you happy to take their money?

>>695377105
>specific drinks with Pokemon names/colors
I work at a high standard, first class service premium bar that carries some of the best drinks in the city. You really expect us to cater to neets and manchildren rather than the lawyers and business people we normally serve

>>695377970
> swarms of pathetic neck bears loitering in the bar, who if order either order a coke or tap water (free)

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>>695376702
>Implying manchilds would ever go to social setting like a bar.

>>695377974
They're there anyway, get revenue from it ya dipshit.

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>>695377974
Or cater to both, business try to cater to as many people as possible you fucking autist

>>695377974
Put a sign out front for real. I had these people up in my shop all day just taking up my tables and ordering nothing or asking for a soda/water. I put up a sign and actively kick these people out. Buisness has not taken even a little hit and my regulars have thanked me. I also send a mail to the devs and ask them to dead zone my spot about once a week but I don't expect that to happen.

>>695377974
This. Having those people there would drive good customers away, meanwhile they're fucking NEETs and don't spend shit. Their presence in an establishment that tried to go for quality would be seriously detrimental.

>>695377974
>high standard
>first class service
>premium
>best drinks
Lie to your mum about your business, not to us. You would charge for tap water and overcharge diet coke in those kinds of bars anyway, so, fucking kill yourself.

Also, this
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>>695377974
If you want to pass up the profit for the sake of that stick up your ass, go ahead.

>>695377974
Well, it would make a lot more money you know
And it doesn't tale that much effort
Don't worry though, the fad will be over by September

>>695378566
>business try to cater to as many people as possible you fucking autist
You're literally projecting with the autist comment.
It's his business, he can cater to whom he wants. Or doesn't want.

Go take your "if you dont do it this way youre fucking wrong" liberal mandate somewhere else.

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>>695378099
>works at high standard bar
>crying on an anime-based anonymous board how bad it is to have an influx of ppl in a fucking BAR
>mfw

>>695378757
No he doesn't, he works there. Is reading hard for you?

And sure, you're not wrong, but it'd be stupid not to take what is basically free money

>>695378618
We normally serve mineral or still and sparkling water when people request water, but they have specifcally asking for tap water which we cannot charge for

ITT bunch of hipster teenagers who never worked in their life and want to sound like grown men
>i dont want customers that do things i dislike!
in what world..

>>695379051
>>i dont want customers that do things i dislike!
could have phrased that better but you catch the drift

>>695377105
Rekt

>>695377974
>>Serves lawyers and businessmen
>>Doesn't have a dress code or reservation policy

That's a real upscale bar you've got yourself faggot.

>>695378817
Literally this. OP is talking out of his shitter. He probably works at the local McDonalds getting pissed on some teenagers that talk about pokemon in there, since he has a trauma from his childhood, when his father beat him and his mom while the pokemon theme was playing in the background.
>>695378989
And only the pokemon fucks ask for the tap water, right?

>>695377974
If its first class and a premium bar how the fuck are they getting in.. your story is bullshit this is bait... also every bar ive been to lately has pokemon drinks

>>695378757
He just said he works there, not that it's his business.

>>695379187
He specifically said "my bar" faggot

>>695378682
>make a lot of money
No, no it wouldn't. These neckbear faggots aren't going to spend much if anything. Sure they might buy one Squirtle drink or whatever the fuck but that's not enough for a bar. Meanwhile their presence (and probably smell) are driving the established customer base off.

Let's say you're a lawyer at a good firm. You make a couple of hundred grand a year at least, and you pick bars to go to where the quality and service reflect your standards, maybe where you can discuss a case. Bit now your usual bar is full of autistic cargo-shorts-clad fedora'd gentlemen loudly talking about fucking pokemon. Do you stay and drink there, or go to one of the other bars in town?

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>man children getting mad as FUCK that people are making fun of them for playing a game for children
Lmaooooo you can't make this shit up

>>695379139
>beat him and his mom while the pokemon theme was playing
Holy kek anon, I just imagined that as the best music vid ever

>>695379316
I work the bar I consider it mine as in my area

>>695379316
You don't usually talk to people irl do you. When I'm talking about work and I say 'my airport' I don't mean I own the fucking thing, I mean I work there. If he did he would have opened with I own a bar instead of I work in a bar.

>>695377974
Lmao your bar is too good to accept business from non lawyers? This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Money is money

>>695379501
Even better, they are telly a grow man how to "improve" his business by catering to manchildren.

Comedy gold.

>>695378757
Not his business he just works there

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>>695377503
You autist.

Make some friends.

>>695379469
This game isn't only popular with neets
The daily users are higher than the whole userbase of twitter, so you will get some normies who actually have jobs playing this
Try not to generalize so much, customers are still customers you know

>>695379469
Tell me the difference between people talking about pokemon or people talking about some sporting event. Let's say the super bowl.

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>>695376702
Why would they go inside. Yhe pointof the game is to walk outside?

>>695379469
First of all, OP wouldn't be on a fucking animey board, if he had a bar that is premium and high-standard.
Secondly, almost everyone and their mother is playing the pokemon game, some of them may be fucking neckbeards, but they wouldn't hang around most bars, last time I checked.

>>695379608
money is money, yeah especially when in full plain view of proper customer some 20 yr old male starts paying in coins from his My Little Pony purse

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>>695377974
Get a load of this guy.

We're all really impressed by your bar job.

Now, run along and get me a fucking whisky like a good boy.

>>695379501
I grew up with pokemon, so I decided to try out this free app
It's cool and it brings people together with a common interest, is that so bad?

>>695380026
No, but 4chan is full of hipsters lately, so it's bad on here.

>>695379833
Exactly anon, they are just really quick to judge people's interests
Watching people play a game and crash into each other is way manlier right?

>>695379817
>customers are still customers you know
Yeah and they're poor and shit. And anyone with intelligence to their business wouldn't want shit. Think for once, liberalcucktard.

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>>695377974
Sure you do...care to provide proof?

>>695380026
>brings people together
I guess that's the excuse everyone's spewing when confronted with the fact it's for kids. Ok cool good for you, you met some people that's nice. BUT 99% of the people playing it are fucking losers. Why would I want to meet and socialize with some sperg? Go out and meet people normally

>>695379608
Dude, if you open a bar you create it with a target demographic in mind- in this case it's a high end bar aimed at somewhat wealthy professionals, by the sound of it. Everything in there is designed around that. Having people outside that demographic come in is great- as long as
A) they actually buy drinks at a sufficient level to not be a waste of space, and
B) don't, by their behavior, hygiene etc drive away customers you want.

If they do those things they're making you less money, not more. Sure you could change to better accommodate them but that's only going to cause more issues with your target demo- is a businessman going to take a prospective client or an associate for a drink in a bar full of NEETs that has pokemon drinks on its menu? No.

>>695379988
> a Whisky
We have a collection of more than 43, from more than 7 countries, with the youngest blend being 16 years
Be more specific

>>695380365
Then just put up a sign saying no Pokemon GO or something and shut the fuck up
Either capitalize on the fad or keep on being an elitest bitch

>>695380417
>for kids
>implying they werent catering to the nostalgia crowd

They knew what they were doing when they made the game, they didn't have kids in mind for it...

>>695380365
Wtf are you trying to say? He just told you that the userbase of the game is higher than twitter's userbase. Some people that play the game are fucking neets, sure, but not all of them are, you judgemental fuck!
>>695380489
You're fucking autist, Literally most of the userbase of that game are not neets, OP is just speaking out of his butthurt shitter.
>>695380673
This!

>>695376702
I'd come in for a beer. I played that game and almost got run over as well as all my friends. Pokemon is a zombie virus

>>695380777
Ok Manchildren then. There. We came full circle

>>695380417
I have met tons of people on Pokemon GO, and only two of all those people were fat spergs
I guess it depends on your area

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>>695380866
checkem

also true anon, I'm with you, it has become so mainstream, I actually got to know good looking chicks 20+ playing it. kek.

>>695381446
>be me
>playing Pokemon GO in the park
>see a hot girl playing
>attempt to make my way over to her
>she sees me, puts away and phone fast-walks away
feelsbadman

>>695378566
>business try to cater to as many people as possible
No... they don't. There's an expression in marketing:

Everyone is no one.

It means that if you try to sell to everyone all the time, you're effectively targeting no one. Yes, that works for Coke or whoever, but if you're trying to actually create a brand with exclusivity or social standing, it won't work.

>>695376702
kys

>>695381706
In how many bars have you been that catered only to your standard then?

>>695379139
>He probably works at the local McDonalds getting pissed on some teenagers that talk about pokemon in there, since he has a trauma from his childhood, when his father beat him and his mom while the pokemon theme was playing in the background.
That's... an extremely specific scenario man. Do you want to talk it out?

>>695381847
Do you seriously expect me to sit down and count out every bar I've ever been in that marketed to my demographic?

>>695381706
>as possible

meaning I don't think they'll cater to every, but as many people AS POSSIBLE without hurting the business...

>>695381698
I feel you though anon, kek
next time maybe try something like "holy shit I catched an slowpoke!"

>>695381967
this is OP in disguise guys

>>695381849
I just have a large imagination.
>>695381967
Yes, I want exactly that. I know that they're not that many, because I can sit down at any fucking bar in the city where I live, without thinking that it caters to a special snowflake.

You should be lucky people are coming into your shitty bar in the first place, Raymond.

>>695377974
Even if this is bait, you type and think like a dumb poor bitch who'd rather find ways to get rid of money than make more.

>generalization, the thread.

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>>695377974
>given ideal situation for profit
>prefers to bitch like an impudent child
move on, nothing to see here

>>695382039
In that case, a bar like the one OP described (which to be fair I seriously doubt bears much resemblance to his actual establishment) would suffer by having what are perceived to be low-class or low-maturity people. If those people are spending a lot of money, it becomes worth it even if he loses some of his other customers in the process, but (again assuming what he says is true) they're spending fuck all which means that any impact they have on the existing clientele will make them a negative value proposition.

>>695382153
I'm going to estimate 40 spread across a dozen cities I've lived in that have targeted people like me (20s artsy Bohemian types living off family money). Not going to count ones I went to while traveling. It's worth noting, though, that I'm not in the kind of bars OP is talking about because I'm not part of that demographic and don't want to deal with those kind of people.

>>695376702
Well the game is aimed and marketed at the adult audience. All the adds have adults playing it, it's on a phone, which, apart from all the retarded parents that buy their children phones, are owned by adults.

If it bothers you that your work place gets more customers then contact them and ask to have the poke stop removed because it's "Drawing Undesirables" or something. If you're just going to whine on here like a little bitch then you're no better than the man children you hate are.

ITT: Manchilds defending Pokemon Go.

I agree with OP. Get a fucking life you pieces of shit

>>695382797
> Manchilds
I like to think this is what the Rothchilds call their valets

>>695382797
>posting on 4chan
>I'M SO MATURE AND ADULT GUIZE!!

Did you think someone would care?

>>695380791
Yeah I'm just butt hurt because adult kids are having all the fun and I'm not of course. Caring about the standard and success of my business= butthurt.

I'll give you an example of what I've had to deal with
> Saturday 6pm
>bar is pretty busy, bar is not that crowded
> guy looking 23/24 comes into the bar, with some anime/cartoon messenger bag while wearing cargo shorts.
> comes and sits at the bar, with some music coming from his phone.
> I'm serving a young couple to the left of the bar
> guy interupts me while I serve a Pinot Noir to the woman, saying he wants to have the wifi password for the actual bar not just the standard wifi we have for customers.
> I tell him that it is only for the staff and if we have corporate meetings etc.
> ask what he would like to have to drink, says hes still choosing.
> I serve more customers in mean time
> 5 mins later
> ask him if hes decided, he asks for a pepsi
> I tell him that we do not serve pepsi and if coke would be fine
> he starts making a fuss about most bars having coke instead of pepsi and how they are different and that their are subtle differences in the flavouring and that neither can be a substitute for the other.
> ignore him and serve a few more people
> 9 more minutes later
> guy recites the whole drinks menu stuttering every other word
> finally decides on a water
> not mineral, still or sparkling but tap water
> I go to pour a water for him fromt the tap as requested.
> He butts into the couple next to hims private conversation to ask about pokemon and if they caught any
> guy goes on for a 3 minute lecture on how some ppl are using mods to travel to find them without leaving their house.
> The couple obviously disinterested and are trying to uncomfortably stop the conversation.
> The couple get up and leave even though earlier they had informed me that they planned on ordering food later on.
> neckbeard spills his water apologises and leaves the bar playing pokemon music

>>695383161
Lmao you obviously did to reply to him stupid fuck

>>695382309
I'm on my iphone and its really sunny out today and the brightness is all way up blah blah blah sorry for not using perfect paragraphs and language on a Inuit cartoon forum

>>695376702

your boss should fire you.

you suck at life and you're a shit bartender.

shouldn't you be enticing them to order something instead of bitching about it on /b/ of all places.

>>695383208
Look man. Imma level with ya. People like that exist that lack social graces and try not to judge others baseeon pricks like that. But why not refuse service or have some security tell them to fuck off

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>>695383361
I cared that he was so amusingly self-important, that's about it.

Here is the reply you so desperately desire, it amuses me to grant it to you, so take it and be happy.

>>695383620
We don't accept good boy points as a form of payment so really whats the point of enticing these people

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>>695376702

>my bar

No, you just work there for $10 an hour.

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>>695383208
Clearly a lie in a vague attempt to back yourself up. Might have believed you if you didn't try using the most basic and common stereotypes known to everyone

>>695376702
manchild here
college campuses are filled with fellow manchildren
I've gotten a few dates because of my newly acquired manchild status
i'll take it to a bar when I damn well please

>>695383863

maybe if you asked for real money they would pay you real money.

they were prolly confused when you asked them for good boy points.

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>>695376702
Whoa there! Who took the jam out of your donut? I'm writing you a prescription for some pussy. Have some tonight and call me in the morning. Maybe you'll be less fucking grumpy Mr I work at a bar and call dudes man children for playing Pokémon Go. Get a real job, faggot. Then you may presume to criticize other grown ass men on what they choose to do on their off time while your dumbass is waiting a fucking bar. Lrn2college.

>>695383208
Post a sign outside saying no Pokemon GO
The weak "manchildren" will stay outside
Problem fucking solved man

>>695377974

Sorry, buddy. No matter how much you suck up to them you'll still be a bartender and they will never accept you.

>>695376702
muh previous bar with all the stupid drunk people! don't come here and ruin muh precious bar!
I'm grown up so I get to be a bartender lol.
Go fuck yourself pleb.

>>695383863
They just wanted chicken tendies

>>695377974
Why the fuck not? Money is money you bigot faggot

Pokemon go players ate mostly high as shit.. or thats just because i live in the netherlands

>>695384036
Yeah man, college campuses have tons of stops and gyms

>>695384127
He's obviously quite happy being a servant.

Why do bartenders always say " my bar ".

so cute.

>>695384216
Manchildren can afford at best two drinks, whereas our other customers can afford probably unlimited drinks. Yeah I will just alienate our valued customers for some neckbeard to order water

>>695376702
Yeah fuck those guys. Wanna join my fantasy football league

>>695383846
Lol what a loser.

>>695384484
>unlimited drinks
I'll have "∞ beer please"

>>695384400
Thats literally the way everyone calls where they work, people say "my office" and "my desk" etc

>>695384400
Because they know that "my" has more than one meaning. One of them is:
>belonging to or associated with the speaker
I believe working for a bar is enough to associate it with the speaker. Or, did you think it only denoted ownership? Go back to school.

>>695377105
Look at this shinning example of a crafty businessman. Good job, too many people dont get the mindset needed to prosper.

>>695384400
Italy= my country
therefore I own the whole country
Ur logic m8

>>695384650
>>695384637

calm down bartenders. i apologize for hurting your feelings.

let's go to your bars and have a drink.

lol.

Op if it's your bar you would tell them toleave or cater to them. Bullshit thread.

>>695384484
Then dont ignore your other customers. Alienating them would mean purposely ignoring them in hopes they would leave. Way to act like you some high standard piece of shit, when you're still a bitch serving the real first class

>>695376702
You're fucking lying.
People come to the bar, they get non alcoholic drinks.
You're charging them up the asshole for those drinks and you dont need to babysit them like they we're drinking.
If this app is drawing people to your bar then your retarded for being a whiny cunt about essentially free advertising.
I could see where if you we're just an employe that would be annoying. But customers are customers

>>695384886
Because that would look great in front of customers, should I wrestle him to the ground also and drag him out

>>695384832
>bartenders
I'm a linguist. I'd be down for a drink though.

Every bartender I've ever known thinks they're hot shit bc they bartend. At least the dudes that do, one of my female bartender friends is cool. She actually hates the job and is just finishing up her degree so she can get a real job. And it may not be some fancy pants Manhattan bar that serves snobby drinks to snobby people, but a place where people order drinks and act like fools. Dudes tho, like this pleb, seem to take bartending all serious like they're some kind of genius or something. More like idiot savants. Look here friend, you're not an artist. I can make a goddamn Manhattan in my fucking kitchen what's better than the shit you serve for 15 bucks a pop. But you're criticizing people for playing a game like it's dephiling the sanctity of your lame ass bar, and you're acting all schmoozy like you're some goddamnbody important. You're a dude who tends bar bro. Get over yourself. Maybe get a real job, too.

>>695376702
A guy who's only function in life is to make drinks for other people shouldn't be putting people down. You can be replaced with a Coke Freestyle.

>>695385011
They alienate the other customers I don't have to do that for them

>>695385072
I've served sports stars, actors and actresses, politicians
> get a real job

>>695385042
I have posted the sign idea 3 times now
Just fucking take it up with your boss and ask him to make a sign if you're too lazy to

>>695376702
>Brony-mon Go
>it's how pathetic is done

>>695385379
inb4 1 star yelp reviews and possible negative media attention

>>695385344
>>served

If you think that is a great job, then by all means, keep at it Kunta Kinte.

>>695385344
>inplying anyone cares
Whooo, tell me again how you had dinner...i mean served people of higher status than you. It sounds really fascinating, did you open the can for them? Did you pour the correct amount? Truly a modern day Casanova.

>>695385344
Seriously though, get a real job.
My cousin did the same thing for a country club in L.A. I gave him the same advice.

>>695385344
No he wasn't talking about blow jobs

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>>695384582
Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal could buy and sell everyone you've ever known and his family was publicly declared responsible for 9/11 by the FBI.

>>695385344
And if any of them saw you on the street they would.

1. Ignore you at all costs.
2. Think to themselves, "There's that loser that can't make my fucking martini correctly."

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>>695385344
Ok, so let me clear something up. A real job, one where a person is not at work, while being served by plebs like you. Famous people must get service from dozens of plebs, but that doesn't imply that you have a real job there, friendo. I don't give a shit if you serve drinks to Donald trump himself, you're still only a pleb who serves drinks to people. And?

>>695385811
thanks for the heads up

>>695385937
I said I served them, not that IM their fucking new best friend

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>>695385811
and FOX is just the tip of the iceburg.

They control the WALL STREET JOURNAL, and DOW JONES FFS

>>695385811
>his family was publicly declared responsible for 9/11 by the FBI.

"Families" are not responsible for crimes. Individual criminals are.

>>695386139
And that means what?

>>695385344
Here's an experiment. On your next day off, go into that bar and just sit down next to someone that fits in there. Try to talk to them, get to know them. See how long it takes before they give you the same reaction you give the pokefags. I give it 3 minutes at best.

That's what you are to them. That's all you'll EVER be to them, because that's where you sit in relation to the upper echelons of society.

They don't drink with their servants.

>>695386187
Billionaire royal families don't get their "individual" hands dirty, you naive little moron

>>695386243
And who publicly decleared them responsible?

>>695385344
If you wanna talk about serving people more successful than you, then you could say literally anyone you serve

wonder how long it'll take you to realise you're not special

>>695386139
So, just the act of making a rum and coke and handing it to someone who is famous is enough job fulfillment for you? It doesn't matter if they recognize your presence farther than picking up the drink you put down in front of them?

>>695386212
I get along with a very high majority of the regulars here, we talk about everything and they are very relatable and can relate to me also. They are normal people too

>>695377974

You're retarded. Everyone is playing Pokémon Go aside from a few autistic, basement dwellers.

Literally the only people not playing Pokemon go are those neets you referenced.

>>695386243
Someone signed the order, made the call, sent the email, or gave the command. That ONE person is responsible. If your dad had his lawyer hire a hitman to kill his business associate, that doesn't mean 'the family' did it just because he didn't personally shoot them.

>>695377974
I live by fucking wall street and I see high class business men playing with the co workers all the time, fuck off. You're a terrible business man if you dont see a profit from this

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>>695386361
They did themselves on 9/11 when they were already fleeing the country as shit went down.

Nobody but you was surprised by the FBI's analysis, try to keep up retard

>>695386625
>someONE
or MULTIPLE people

You base these assumptions on nothing but ignorance, just stop

>>695386583
>regulars
Good thing we are talking about the irregulars jonesy.

>>695376702

Dude. You could make money off this ffs.

>>695386139
So where would you rate yourself in regards to their respect level compared to the guy who cuts their grass, the guy who washes their car, the maid, and the mailman?

>>695377105

> cater to gross fuckers who will maybe pay for one drink
> obese pokeplayer takes up double the space
> smart business

How about no one wants to be around sweaty ugly fucking manfants who play Pokemon. I agree, any male above 20 playing this shit seriously needs to grow up.

>>695386716
Can you show me? Imma stupid sheep who dont know nothing

>>695385569
Bruh, tons of other bars have done it, with no negative consequences
You could say, this pokestop is for paying customers only

>>695386785
I almost added "unless they ordered it in unison like a barbershop quartet" but I figured no one would be retarded enough to try this.

>>695379884
Learn to read, he said he works in a bar.

>>695386910
>any male above 20 playing this shit
>any male
So... sweaty fat chicks are off the hook?

>>695380558
Macallan 30 single malt, no ice. Serve it in a tall champagne glass. Attaboy.
Oh, and no tip for you because of your attitude.

>>695380791
> waaa no one normal likes my cringy baby game

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>>695377974

>>695383161
You're a fag

>>695376702
>working in a bar
lol enjoy your shittier life

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>work at high standard bar
>let pokemon slops in to play.
>no dress code
smells like bullshit.
he meant to say he works as a bar back at TGIFridays

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>>695387195
hah. fuck you op! no tip for you

>>695387174
Someone will get drunk enough

>>695387621
I'm sure that big name actors like Dustin Diamond go into TGIFridays every once in a while.

>>695387677
On the second thought, if OP is speaking the truth, he probably works in one of those high-end places where service fee is added to the bill so that's not really an option.

>>695385134
If the majority of your customers are overpaid assholes, wouldnt that mean the "neckbeards" are the alienated ones? See your not making any fucking sense. Im calling it now, OP IS A FAGGOT. I REPEAT, OP IS A FAGGOT.

>>695377974
Why not both?
Shit nigger you wouldn't even have to advertise that them of drinks, or put them on the menu.
Just bring it up to the mankids, they'll love it and bring more mankids next time

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Most of our good Pokemon are around the Raleigh bar strip in downtown, and literally everyone playing is a normie. I work for Apple and my roomie who I play with works as a teacher. We stop at the bars for a few beers every few hours. Your thread is shit OP and your the exact kind of bartender who gets a one dollar tip and is a fucking faggot I make fun of when I leave

>>695377105
Hey a good solution/$ making opportunity. Don't bitch because /b/ cam through with an intelligent response that ur to high and mighty to consider

>>695376702
You're just mad that they're meeting up with their chick friends later and getting laid because of common interests. Now you have a reason to be pissed if they're not tipping you for your services. Otherwise you're just being a bitch

Your other customers sound like a bunch of faggots who are having their "safe space" invaded.

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>>695377105
Yup. I work at a coffee/boba stop and instead whining like cunts my staff and i came up with this shit and we're making a fucking killing
Don't cry op.

>>695377105
We have bar rescue here. I bet OP has a shit haircut with green hair who constantly complains. Like a woman

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Me and my girlfriend play together. Last night we used all our pokeballs catching pokemon. Then we went back to my place and she played with my ultraballs

>>695377974
Where the fuck is your bouncer than dude. I call bullshit. Probably some shit tier bar

>>695377974
I bet you work at a fucking Applebee's or something

OP's a fucking blow hard idiot with issues. You'd be making a killing if you knew how to operate a business

>>695383208
>their are

retard confirmed

>>695391282
shit tier bars are normally the ones with bouncers as they attract shit tier people

ITT: jealous anons who dont get to play pokemon go because theyre too fucking stubborn to play a game that everyone likes and not just them.

You fucking whiney faggots wouldn't jerk off to a porn video that has more than a million views. I know how you dudes are if you didnt discover it "first" and its too mainstream than you dont want it. Its called having fun you autists

>>695391626
He seems like an asshole I'd complain about to get free drinks for the shit tier customer service

>>695377970
>doesn't understand you get money when they buy drinks and not just sit there drinking free water or $1 coke

>>695391626
what is autocorrect

>>69539174
Well you did claim to be in the city. So, either you're lying or you're lying.

>>695391806
>Doesnt understand gratuity or how paychecks work

>>695391741
Apparently you claim to attract shit tier people. You better take another look at your bar. Money is money.

>>695392057
>doesn't understand that non paying people or underpaying people take up space from someone who will buy drinks. Also doesn't understand people don't tip the bartender for a free glass if water or coke vS $10 cocktail

>>695392281
Cover charge bitch

>>695381698
say: "should i drop my lure here?"

also, are you that ugly? i met lots of cute girls, and they socialized with me too. you may want to change your appearance and your body language.

dress nice and clean, be confident.

>>695376702
Stay mad, it's funny.

>>695392551
Actually it's sad. OP could use this opportunity to befriend them and make more money instead of being an uptight cunt.

>>695377974
>i dont want to earn more money from manchildren coming to my high class bar.
Your business practice sucks

>>695377974
>High class service premium

Go fuck yourself you yuppie fuck..

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>>695377974
who cares? if you can make extra money from those bastards, why don't you do it?
you're not the brightest, aren't ya?

>>695376702
If you talked to the owner you do know that you can persuade them into making soda cans a $1 more.

>>695392452
What is wrong with you morons? Cover charge? 1 not all bars have cover charge. 2 this covers shit. The real money is made with drinks

>>695392497
He'd actually have to converse with her though. Talking really helps. Not just sleuthing your way up to them.

OP here. You guys are losers. Fuck you. If this lost ends in a 9 I will an hero. If 6 I will play pokedude

>>695393214
Your attitude is a pretty big red flag. Maybe that's my problem. I drink a lot, but if you were my bartender than I'd probably find another hole where i can't be bothered.

>>695393364
Re-roll

>>695393760
One off...

>>695393542
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>695393844
Aw yeah. I love this one

>>695393844
calm down kid, stop pretending to be a navy seal on the internet faggot your not fooling anyone with your shitty internet bait

>>695376702
Shut the fuck up you fucking pussy ass bitch. I'd knock you the fuck out thinking you are some little badass running something good. Don't fucking tell me what I can or cannot do, but you better fucking kill yourself for acting like a big piece of fucking shit. Do you come on 4chan and complain about everything that happens in your life? Wah. Wah. I want to break your nose, pussy.

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/thread

>>695394085
It a b8 newfriendo

>>695390975
You did get explicit written permission to use the trademarked images /names. Especially when making a profit off of it right?

>>695394085
Lol hook line and sinker.

>>695390975
>Nintendo gon rape your shitter

>>695377105
/thread

>>695379116
This. Even my local bar has a dress policy.

>>695394384
Fuck you

>>695394533
how do i prevent this

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>>695379116
/thread

>>695395221
Don't let it get to them that you used it, don't use it, or try and get them to license the name/image to you.

live in a town of about 10,000. seen 8 people walking around playing today alone

>>695394384
might fall under transformative work, but then again i'm not a lawyer. If I was, i'd frequent OPs establishment

>>695395221
You changed the name.. so you're good there.
Give the fucker a horn in his forehead.. boom!
Free market bitches

>I work at walmart... I don't know shit haha

>>695377974
If you like money yes.

>>695377105
Also this. I'd kill to be the owner of a bar with a pokestop within range.

>>695394384
>>695394533

Nothing on the board is trademarked or copyrighted. Nintendo doesn't own the name bulbasuar retards. Everything else is the wrong colour scheme to be marked for copyright on animation or drawing.

>>695376702
Money is money you fuckin goon, who cares if its just a diet coke or whatever. If they're a paying customer let them off to play their games. Maybe you should only give water to those who have already paid for a drink

>>695395767
Its a likeness which is perfectly legal the owner doesnt have to change a thing.

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>>695396280

ur a bar owner that browses /b/ and you dont want people buying drinks in your bar and making it look full? troll confirmed, thread way too long... im disapoint /b/

>>695396393
If i do that i will continue to allow these fucks to ruin the atmosphere i have built around to keep dumbasses like this out

>>695376702
> Says people need to grow up
> Calls them man children

> The biggest man child and person that needs to grow up is himself.

Sound like a 16 year jock on the high school football team that believes having a aggressive attitude is considered 'Alpha'. You're a immature faggot, grow up buddy.

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>>695377974
>the lawyers and business people we normally serve
Sure

>>695377105
This gentlemen is right OP, be creative and go with the flow.. Offer these man children drinks that resemble pocket monsters

>>695392281
>doesnt understand using a situation to ones advantage.

>>695377974
>Being this anti-capitalist

>>695396790
maybe enforce a dress code then, smart casual or formal, or straight up ban cell phones being used