OP, share the full vid

>>695362730
I second this one

>>695362730
>>695362794

Sorry fellow /b/tards for I do not possess it.

>>695362730

yeah its frustrating how it cuts off, ive looked it up but ive never found a version that continues.

this guy is actually a baller he uploaded a shitload of omegle videos of him getting young girls to show shit. he's got the dick of a king and he shares his wealth with all us peasants

>>695362573
who is this

>>695362344
i drooled a little when his cock came out not even gay

>>695362962
>dick of a king
He's only slightly above average at best. He just knows how to use camera angles.

im pretty sure she nexts when he asks for tits, could be wrong

>>695362344
where s the rest of the video?

>>695362573
Tf is this shit

>>695362730
>>695362794
>>695362905
>>695362962
Sorry boys thats the whole video, she disconnects after that

>>695363311
what a waste

>>695362344
got any more of this guy?

>>695363054
Well, maybe just a little gay. But that's OK.

got wet when i saw his dick

>>695363531
Hahaha, only a little gay, no homo though

Can someone link the rest of his omegle videos

>>695363606
Whew, that's good to know. Now I don't have to spend my entire day praying your homo away and I can watch videos like this on /b/ instead.

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>>695363884
Got you covered with those videos fags

>>695362344
>>695363884
These two are seriously the best Omegle wins and yet I have never seen anyone have the full videos of either.

>>695364002
lmao the boxers

Rule #1 have a torpedo dick,

Rule#2 99% Omegle bitches are horny!

>>695363054
Natural reaction

>>695364002
This one has always been my favorite, she's so bitch looking.. and well i love bitch girls

>>695364002
Full videos?

>>695363054

...That's a pretty fucking gay reaction though.

And I'm gay, so I'm pretty familiar with reacting to dicks.

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>>695362573
who's this

>>695362962
Where can i find him?

>>695362344
This makes me very sad...
Why isn't there enlargement surgery?
And I'm aware there's that ligament snap half inch surgery...

Im talking about actual full penis transplant or someshit

Man I am fucking sad now god damn

>>695363135
stop lying to yourself, that guy is like twice the average.

>>695362344
this is the size that most guys on the internet pretend to have

>>695366225
skinny as fuck dick though. might be quite long but it's a pencildick.

>>695366032
it's not worth it. sure a big dick may look more appealing to women but they always whine and complain when you try to go all the way in

>>695366032
same :(

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>>695366952
>>695366032
>tfw 6.5 inches

>>695362962
Name ?

>>695367031
no you're not

>>695362344
>>695364002
this is the same girl

>>695367200
feel free to tell yourself that if it makes you feel better

>>695366818
Man believe my sometimes it matters.
I have been borderline butchered psychologically by my current problema with gf.

Size fucking matters to some and it destroyes you when it happens to matter to someone you love and loves you back.

>>695366952
Brohug

>>695367031
Try 5 turned to 6 after 8 months of cardio

>>695367415
Yeah. Ex told me about size a lot. Didn't help.

>>695367347
every kid on the internet has like a 6 to 9 inch dick.
if you are going to brag, show proof. otherwise you are just one of them.

7'5" dick here

It's not worth the hussle, sure they like sucking it, touching it, playing with it but when it comes to fucking they just start bleeding out of nowhere or start having cramps and pain, you can't even put it all the way in most of the times.

Not to mention your dick touching the toilet when taking a shit.

>>695367575
My current blurted it out once and has been trying to apologise for a year for it.

She does admit that bigget would feel better but that she wants me.

I know the relationship is over and we are just ghosting it, but it breaks my heart that I'm losing the person I love because she has a deep vagina/I have small dick

I feel very bad and threads like these trigger my blurry eye

>>695367854
Some girls can take all of that and more

And at least your girl doesn't compare you to pornstars

>>695367854
I think every men has their D touching the toilet

>>695367854
and even with blowjobs they wont throat the whole thing.

>>695367854
So you have Andre the Giant for a penis?

>>695363884
I heard her say wow....

>>695362344
Why would she resist? Looks like they're both having fun.

>>695368260
7'5" or 19.5cm in my case is not giant, but quite above avarage. you want a picture or something faggot?

>>695368493
7'5" is 7 foot and 5 inches, he's joking about your typo

>>695367854
>out of nowhere
how about out of her fucking cunt you nitwit

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>>695362344
her?

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>>695368981

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>>695363135

7"x5-5.5" anon here
last gf totally loved the size but current gf told me prefered a bit bigger like 8" even tho the last 1" of me hurts her. women are fucking weird man

There is a shit load of those on the Internet.

Big cock shock
Big cock reactions
And even a few tumblr blogs like onlyomeglecockshock

>>695363884
That's my penis in this video. Weird seeing it everywhere.

>>695371236
fuck off

>>695366421
what? its not skinny what the hell are you on about

5'5 in lengt and 5 in girth. never really had any complaints.

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I'm not even huge (8 inch BPEL), but I constantly get those same reactions in real life. It's the best

Btw jelquing might work. Have been doing something similar all my life on accident because I edge a lot and both my brothers are average

>>695371268
It is. I can prove it if you want. Just give me thirty minutes to get a full erection.

>>695371545
Kek

>>695364002
Nicole Arbour?

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I'd be happy if a girl just looked at me like that. Can't even imagine seeing them freaking out over my size

>>695371542
time stamp bitch

>>695371788
build muscles

>>695367932
Yeah...I've always been pretty insecure. One of my exes said "whatever, my ex was twice as big and I'm not complaining am I?"
I think she could have been a little more tactful.

>>695372141
it almost sounds like you made her regret breaking up with her ex. so i can see why that would sting

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>>695371853
Can't unzip my boner stealthy right now

>>695364010
>seriously the best omegle wins
i had better wins on omegle yesterday, literally.
if i don't have a girl completely naked in less than a half hour on omegle its a rare day. I don't know what you're doing that you think either of these are all-time great wins, but seriously dude. you might be a little gay cuz the girls barely do anything. I think you just like the penis.

>>695372448
lmao, nice try

>>695367932
get her geisha balls you stupid twat, get some weights stick it up her cunt.

>your welcome

>>695371788
Who is this?

>>695372779
what's your size?

>>695372816
What more do you want?

>>695372853
*knock knock*
"It's me, goku!"

16 cm is not that bad for me.

>i feel good

>>695371542
Enjoy ur prostate cancer from holding all dat jizz dawg

>>695362344
They're a couple it was all staged

>>695367932
>>695372141
i dont know why females are always so insensitive when it comes to penis size. they seem to think it doesnt affect our confidence at all

>>695372870
7" even but thats not even it. I don't sit there with my dick out. I just talk to girls, crack a few jokes. then i make one suggestive comment about how i bet their submissive. Their eyes give it away - i know instantly how they react to the comment if its going to be win or not.

the only time a girl stayed with me on omegle was some gook but she was fat, she made me wank my willy

i think it's better have a large cock than too long

>>695373489
chubby gooks are almost a guaranteed win. i don't even stay anymore unless i think there will be something extra kinky involved.

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>>695363135
I agree. Girls used to think my gigantic 14 cm was big too on webcam. Also 'dick of a king'? What a homo.

>>695363135
>>695366225
>>695366421

Guy actualy posted these on 4chan long time ago, he admited he's only 7 inches long, its the camera that makes the difference.

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>>695371545
see

>>695367415
maybe you should learn how to please a woman
seriously dick only do like 45% of the work when you got some skills

>>695373941
>only 7

>>695363135
>Nobody is allowed to be larger than average because camera angles

>>695367932
how small is your dick ?

octopi shoot their dicks off like homing rockets

>>695367854
>7'5" dick here
Your dick is longer than anyone else is tall what the fuck

>>695373997

OOOOOOOHHH SHITTTTT

8 inch here, 2 inches wide too

still a late 20's virgin

dont worry bout dick size anons, just dont be autistic

>>695366032
It's not ur dicklet the problem. It's the fact that you are aware of it nd you are insecure about it. Grills notice this, they smell betaness. Start going out and just try to kiss promising yourself you wont end up in any bed, you'll hopefully forget about your dicklet and start overtaking your problem

You're very welcome. Also is not as importnt as you think unless is patologic

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>>695374691
not everyon uses the incredible dumb imperial system you know

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This thread is gold

>>695373997
HEEEEY. Nice to see ya man. But do an anon a favor? Any info on this girl?
>>695363884
I've seen this video for years and I think she is so fucking hot.

>>695373997

ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF

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see, /b/? it literally takes a few minutes for me. she;s kinda fat, but you get the point

>>695373997
so tell us, how did the story in the webm continued?

>>695375346
I'm not the guy that made the video. It's my dick not his. He just ripped it from a site and streamed it to this chick

>>695375390
this is so fake

MORE FUCKING WEBMS, MOTHERFUCKERS
SHOOP AHHHH

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>>695375746
oh yeah so fake lol

>>695374963
Your not understanding. The dude said 7'5"

That means 7 feet and 5 inches. That would mean his dick is taller then most basketball players.

>>695374963
Not correctly, anyway

>>695375618
Ah shit. That sucks m8. Anyways any cool stories you'd like to share? You're doing God's work m8.

i love /b/ for moments like this hahahaha

>>695375903
its mister bigcock mc.hornynizer

>>695374963
Even so, 7'5" anywhere would be taller than a person you idiot.

>>695375903
very fake

>>695375903
Why is the first webm never complete? Where is it

we should start a "girls reacting to dicks on omegle" thread

>>695371542
That's 7 inches, retard.

>>695372816
insecure newfag

>>695376641
What do you put in interests?

>>695375903
oh sheeeeet i know her

Hey good job bro. Don't pay attention to these fags. They just get jealous and no matter how much proof you show they will still just talk shit.
4chan has no chill. Don't worry about trying to disprove these fags

>>695367217
um, no

>>695366032
You could always try jelqing. I've gained 1/4" so far from 2 weeks of work. Just be careful about it. And by jelqing I mean warming up with a hot towel and stretching it a bit too to avoid injury. And then cooldown.

>>695376641
shit anon send me naked pictures and i'm gonna make her buy my silence with bjs

>>695376550
20cm = 7.8 inch

>tfw 6.25 inches.

Not big enough to hang with the cool kids and not nearly small enough to hang with the small penis ppl

>>695378503
Do the popular cool kids in your life also all have huge cocks?

There are four guys that I would call Chad. Tall, muscular, popular, confident, handsome face and all of them are hung and thick. It's so unfair.

>>695373997
This is the worst photoshop ive seen ever. If you look close at the text, Just above it is the old text where he forgot to magic tool it out.. Fucking retard

>>695373997
please rail my ass

>>695362344
Fffuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone have any recommendations on what software to use to capture omegle?

>>695377811
what is the name of her life-size bear

>>695364002
WHERE IS THE REST????

>>695380228
wtf anon do you think i have intimacy with her. We went to the same school for a while

>>695373834
14cm is tiny, it's less than 6 inches

start a thread with these please

>>695376048
Like what

>>695380752
>start a thread with the content in this thread

>>695380871
I guess what he means is /b/ showing the whore side of IRL girls like the ones in the webms. All it took was some guy stroking his dig online ans they were dripping bullets in their panties.

>>695380504
my tiny dick do good :3

>>695381375
or he means when /b/ goes apeshit about dick size

>>695381544
are you dumb?

>>695380504
Not gunna lie man i gotta 15cm dick roughly and it gets the job done, no wet dick in the toilet.
Also my gf likes it so i am not complaining

>>695381602
I guess a lot of guys are just too insecure about their penises. Bottom line is its not the size that matters its what you can do with it.

>>695363884
Does this guy have cerebral palsy?

>>695380504
>14cm is tiny
13-14cm is actually the average on this planet

>>695382618
Average is still tiny though.

A penis can be above average and small at the same time. Just like a pizza can be above average and still be a shitty cheap pizza.

>>695376641
well she just finished fucking her life-size teddy bear. was kinda hot even though she's a chubster

>>695384451
pics?

>>695363135
He's above average, but yeah, you're partially correct.

>>695384451
proof?

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>>695371542
Goddamn man you got any tips on jelqing? Gonna try to get dick gains

>>695382766
>pizza
MODS

>>695382766
This. Your countries average would be a better comparision.

Anybody got the one of the girl on cam with her guy friend next to her and she gets really into it and he looks all hurt?

>>695363135
>muh camera angles

This is what people with tiny cocks say.

>>695386755
It is though. When you are not a fucking retarded it's pretty obvious. You probably think his dick is about the size of his entire upper body, because perspective doesn't exist.
Protip, when your hands easily fit around your dick it's not big
source: i got a big dick

>>695387115
He held it like a fucking claymore hilt! With 2 hands.

>tfw naturally 7 inches but gained weight lately and now it looks 6 inches

Don't get fat lads.

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>>695363135
>>695385303

>>695386460
New low in cock holding.

>>695388758
It's hilarious. You see her tell him to shut up. He ends up sulking over at the side like Pepe.

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>>695366032
I am 5.5'' and no complains.

>>695389121
i gotta see this for the rekt now

Where can I find what this guy posts

>>695390199
I'm amazed I've never seen it except that one time. I assumed the webms (there were three) would be all over b for years.

>>695390235
This

>>695390657
i saw one a year ago of what looks like the guy in these vids,is that it?

>>695391132
I think so. Just like one of these except the girl had a guy next to her. He wasn't happy.

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>>695367031
Nigger 6.5 ain't shit, it's far below what girls find attractive.

Hell, I'm that size and the first thing my ex told me was "aw shit, is that it?"

Never had sex since, she told me it'd be insulting to women to try.

>>695392872
> only a fool

>>695393318
Tell yourself that. We did hold a relationship for five years, and she did get used to my small dick, but when she broke up she did say she's happy to dive into the world of normal dicks again.

>>695393663
That's what you get for dating a delusional bitch. Most women don't give a shit about the size as long as the guy fits them. Clitoris is like what 5 cm into the vagina. The guy with the biggest dick lives a depressing asexual life.

>>695393663
sounds like a cunt. tell her you're glad to fuck a vagina that doesn't look like predator's face.

>>695394145
5cm INTO the vagina? Have you ever seen a woman?

>>695362344
cancerbook by far

>>695394145
Eh, she's the only girl who ever showed interest in me and who ever will. Glad to have at least had some experiences, though slightly sad she hadn't ever moved but fuggit.

Too ugly to date, so I'm done.

>>695394149
Nicest girl I've ever met.

>>695394145
the clitoris is outside the vagina

>>695394145
>>695394149
Guys it's not a true story

>>695394528
>>695394423
>>695394361
Meant G-spot.

http://www.menshealth.com/guy-wisdom/low-penis-self-esteem

>>695362344
big dick=/=getting laid
you still need to stop being an autistic faggot.
also underwear does amplify optically the size of male genitalia, it's a trick.
also this is the sole reason why i never participate in any dick rate threads because y'all faggots just try to make optically your dicks bigger then they are in real life.

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>>695363884
does anyone have the full video? ill post something amazing in return

nobody can resist the powers of ULTRA COCK!

>>695395103
I'm not sure a full video exists. I have seen a second one of her in different clothes, though.

>>695395103
>ill post something amazing in return
how about we don't post the full video that no one has and you post this something amazing anyway

>>695395413
The on where she just shows her tits.

http://www.xvideos.com/video8776680/omegle_reaction

Anyone think we could Sherlock this girl?

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>>695372852
What will that do?

>>695373221
They are just (sometimes) honest in a stupid way

>>695373997
Honestly you cant trust pictures like this, he could have a average dick but be a small person holding it in a way with the right angle to look big. for all you know it could be a 6" dick lol people out here drooling

>>695374079
I know how to please women, we've been together for 3 years now.

We measured her vag using something during arousal

>8inches
Im 5

All her exes used to be 7+
Anon sometimes size does matter, all her life she was being dicked to big ones before me

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>>695372448
>can't unzip my Bomer stealthily right now
>using graphing paper
>so happens to have this ruler here...

Are you in class, anon? I hope somebody was watching you try and figure out the size of the dick you just drew before taking a picture.

>>695374443
5 at best errection
Trying to lose weight so it looks bigger....

>>695396294
Boner. On a phone that doesn't think it's a word.

>>695374951
It was never important, she is my 5th
It became important aftet I asked her 5hours about why she loses her wetness during sex

>anon i love you but all I knew before you was bigger

We measure vagina months of arguing latet and she's 8 inches deep

She is still with me and the sex is utterly ruined because all I think about is how im not enough for the person I love
She ends up crying most times telling me how she regrets openinf her stupid mouth and even told me she would stay with me no matter what. She is actually considering surgery to make her walls shorter
I keep talking her out of it and she keeps insisting. She's a penetration orgasm kind and clit/oral is getting boring 3 years in

Do you better understand my misery?

>>695377757
Doesn't work
I meed 3 inches not half.
I need the secret surgery that only the elite have
:(

>>695381955
Sometimes its size

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>>695373072
just over 6 inch
mfw i'm only 6