Call the cops

Cry because of rape

make her put her hand in her own ass

Ask him to play me the solo on 99 ways to die

Bag and tag

Ask her why she's not on some bridge, pay the fine anyway.

I recognise her.
Tell her I'll be her boyfriend as long as she cooks for me and does whatever I ask in bed and is never seen with me. She'll accept.

>>695224909
>her
The fuck are you talking about?

FALCON PUUUUUUUNCH!!!

Insert peepee

>>695224909
Realize i'm drunk and in the wrong house.

>>695226064
summer ohhh boi!

>>695224909
Step 1: Bucket over head
Step 2: Rape
Step 3: Profit

Gag, tie, fuck, ice pick to the brain, bury body with the rest of the ugly women who migrated to my house for no apparent reason.

>>695224909
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>695224909
Uhhhh....hi?

*unzips clitoris

>>695226618
Beat me to it

>>695224909
Whats Roger Waters doing in my house

>>695225176
kek +1

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>>695226618
Your a idiot

U would b goin 2 the same direction

>>695226618
HAHAHAH LOLXDXD BBUT THAT MEANS YOUD BE FACEING HER AGAIN LOL

>>695224909

>Roger Waters reborn.

Give him a guitar

Suck her member until the goo-chuu blows

Enjoy her company and probably watch a movie
She's posted on r9k before and is a pretty nice girl, she's also very lonely :(

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>>695225717
under the bridge* kek though

She has a good body and is consious of her ugliness, plastic bag her and fuck the body

>>695226702
The only viable option really

>>695224909

If I looked like that as a female, I think I'd just live life pretending I was a man. Might be much easier.

You know everywhere this girl goes and people realize it's a girl, they prob stare at her or have some shit to say.

>>695224909
do a 360 and walk away

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>>695224909
Enter puss puss with massive thumb

>>695226969
not the way I do it

>>695224909
Girls like her are the reason why god invented doggiestyle. And she knows how she looks. The sheer futility of her situation makes her a guaranteed lay whenever you damn well feel like it. Her body isn't that bad, and at the end of the day, a pussy's a pussy.

>>695227277
you'd be facing her again, fucking summerfag

>>695224909
Do a 90° turn and walk away

Anyone have the screenshot of her thread? The one where she's begging for a partner of any description basically

Tell Bruce Dickinson to go home, Iron Maiden misses him

>>695224909
Assume I may have to go bare knuckle brawling with some Russian hit(wo)man and question who've I pissed off enough to send her.

run

>>695227277
You are a fucking idiot! 360 degrees is a circle, so you will head towards her! Fucking retard

Id say : "Привет, как дела?" cuz i know she's russian/ukrainian, [spoiler] what is almost the same [/spoiler]

>>695224909
Well as i'm as desperately lonely as she is i'd probably hang out with her and offer her my penis.

id fucker without looking at her face.

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Looks pretty to me, so I'd fuck her in the ass

Shes lookin like someone photoshoped a retard face on her face
I dont believe such thing exists

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Nice body, though

Look at her chin.
Its fkn huge, dude.
You need a XXL bag to bang her

She has a pretty nice body

Would do doggystyle

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>>695228013
my child

>>695224909

Helga Pataki in her twenties

>>695224909
'How did James Hetfield get in my house?'

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>>695224909
ask her which hive she's from and if the big grey guy with huge eyes you saw earlier is perhaps her father and looker for her?

beam me up, scotty: these alien-human hybrids are fucking creeps-a-freak-a

>>695226182
you = me

exactly

>>695224909
Do a 540 and walk away

I have no problem with ugly skinny girls or pretty fat girls. Just don't be fat and ugly at the same time.

>>695229245
Why not just a 180 you fucking autist

>>695224909
seriously though, what is wrong with her face? s it some kind of desease like Acromegaly or something?

>>695224909
Anyone have her craiglist ad? That was sad and made me want to date her. Save up for facial surgery, then she will be perfect - she actually has a decent body. So long as not a trap, which I do not believe she is, perfect. Be real nice to her, take her around town, hold her hand, things like that, show her love that nobody will and you will have your own slave.

>>695229571
yeah but even with facial surgery, you cant have kids with her because then theyll look like she did before the surgery.

tell her to get back to the closet
or ill kick her square in the nüts

>>695229724
>Wanting to breed
The fuck is wrong with you

> ITT: people who think if you're facing something you can't walk away from it.

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>>695224909
Tell her to go back to chernobyl.

>>695224909
Her? Are we sure about that?

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>>695224909
Would still bang just turn the lights off, use a mask/bag

>>695224909
Russian, right?

>>695230255
olololol xdd xdee xdee kappa kappa kappa ayy lmao 360 kekscope xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>695230518
Imagine what it's moans sound like.

>>695224909
Hey sweetie, mind if i borrow one of these ginger souls from ya?

The sad thing is the only problem is her nose and the long face. If you cover up everything below the eyes and above the neck, she looks pretty good. Her eyes are cute.

Does the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History pay for proto-human specimens? This one is in near perfect shape.

>>695224909

It puts the leather mask on its face.. it assumes the position: Face down ass up

>>695230860
So if you cover her face, she looks pretty good?
gotcha

>>695224909

kiss her

>>695224909
I'd demand proof her penis was feminine, then once I'd verified that, I'd marry her as soon as possible.

I got a funny feeling its a guy. If it's a girl she probably gives bomb head

>>695231311

Well, cut a section out of the bag for her eyes, then yeah, you'd get it.

>>695224909
call iron maiden they lost their drummer

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>>695226969
what is summer