nobully thread
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>>695160053
League of legends. I am MORALLY OPPOSED to league of legends.
I fapped to nothing.
Jimmy Nelson's butt
I'm really desperate for sex. I've tried fapping with used tampons and condoms (when I'm lucky) because it's the closest I can get to sex. I've licked them. Tasted them. Drank them. Eaten them. I tried fapping with used diapers that I find in McDonalds and from my neighbor (who has a 3 year old kid who is cute). I go through her trash. But because of the hormone pills she takes, she seems to never have periods (?). I do all of this in my bathtub while drunk.
I wish I was a zoophile. That way, I could buy a dog and have sex with it and be happy forever. Or I wish I was a mortician and then I could just have sex with the corpses. When I was young I was really into Pokemon. I remember being attracted to certain Pokemon which resembled real-life animals.
I am thinking of having sex with animals as a last resort. Like a horse or a dog. Except right now I can probably only afford a cat/kitten. I'm not even attracted to animals. I want to have sex with a human. :( But I have no choice and I hope animals will be enough. :(
So how is the sex with animals? If I bought a kitten and trained it to love sex, will it have sex with me willingly? If I bought one which is so young that its eyes are closed and I trained it to love sex, will it love sex with me? Fuck, I don't even like bestiality. But I am so desperate...
How does cat sex work? Does he/she just do it like normal sex? Is there any ejaculation? I'm guessing I can't actually put my penis in a girl cat but what about my tongue? What about a boy cat?
This seems to be my only recourse. :( :( :(
Top pasta.
>>695160207
that is understandable, a lot of people don't like league. Especially people who play DOTA, probably because league piggy-backed off it.
>>695160735
I don't like dota either. But I really dislike league.
>>695159326
naturally the only two i own aren't on the list
love my medium chance, large gryphon was a bad choice. if it was the legacy with the larger knot it would be so much better. of the three that made u orgasm which one is your fav?
>>695160822
Is it the community or just the gameplay? I absolutely despise the community, I end up muting at least one person I play with per game and reporting them after because of the overall toxicity of their behavior.
>>695161216
Mechanical progression in a competitive multiplayer game isn't acceptable to me.
https://discord.gg/abThF
>>695161305
so MOBA's in general aren't your thing, I assume you feel the same way about overwatch and the like that game spouted?
>>695160622
Don't fuck animals please... and don't fuck niggers, that's worse.
>>695161728
Err, it's not the in-game mechanical progression; rather it's the surrounding system of unlocks and experience.
>>695162243
>>695161894
so you prefer games that you don't need to unlock things and have access from the start? Or do you want them to be at an equalized pace to make everyone at the same progression? There are some game modes like that right now actually, granted those are the rotating game modes but still they do exist now.
>>695160622
Plus don't fuck horses if you want have sex with animals. Horses can easily kill you if you do that. And you don't train animals into sex, you basically just rape em.
>>695162387
Competitive multiplayer games should absolutely never feature power imbalances that are not predicated exclusively on individual skill. If I have a mechanic unlocked that you do not, I have an advantage that is not reasonable and detracts from the competitiveness of the game.
Same reason RNG is bullshit in all cases.
>random tripping
>>695160622
If it's just sex you want then hire an escort and fuck her. That's her job so don't worry about making her feel like a whore. There's nothing wrong with being a whore.
Anyway, just treat her with respect and pretend you aren't the biggest loser in the universe. If you pretend in front of her that you're normal, then you're normal.
Maybe if you can manage an afternoon with a nice looking girl you'll feel more confident and make non whores think you're normal, too.
You don't have to actually be good looking and interesting to act good looking and interesting. That's all people care about!
If you're not trolling, that is...
>>695163092
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>695162696
so you prefer everything at an equalized pace and RNG removed. I understand that, I do enjoy a small amount of RNG but that is just because it helps keep me interested.
>>695163495
yes. RNG does nothing but create niche situations where the better player may not in fact win.
at least they'd never get rid of edgehogging
THEY DID THOUGH
THEY FUCKING DID
AAAAAAAAAAA
well, fast-falling is safe
should I get pokemon go
you're all fucking homos
alos hi katia
>>695163589
they have been bouncing around the idea of removing it, but they do also have a champ that automatically crits after a follow up attack or ability hit but the crit damage is greatly reduced. Chances are they will never remove it and I have gotten so used to it that it would feel weird if it no longer existed.
...did they do something with that I don't know about?
>>695164359
If it's a crit that's guaranteed it's not rng so there's nothing wrong with it is there
no
I just picked a core mechanic I knew was important in melee and couldn't remember if it was in smash 4
>>695164348
it is fun but the servers don't work too well right now. You can if you want or you can wait for them to try and fix the servers first. It is a free game so it can't hurt to try and see if you like it.
I mean, fastfalling is SLOW in smash 4 since everything is slow in smash 4 but it still exists
>>695164426
right, that is what I meant. They do have things that take rng out but that is just one character. All the other ones still have rng for crits if they build it on the character.
I feel like I'd be good at melee if I took the time to learn the mechanics
and if I didn't feel like I needed to rely on adderall to be good at video games
play strip melee with me
>>695164995
They should remove it universally. There is no reason not to.
>>695160622
I'd recommend sex with humans. it's not that difficult to do.
n-no
>>695165147
there's an entire class of champions that relies on it that they'd have to rebalance
>>695165463
Then they should rebalance.
There's a way to make this fair. I'll take off an article of clothing every time I lose a stock; you take one off every time you lose a game.
or well I suppose they could just rebalance the item to provide an equivalent amount of damage to the expected value of the critical strike
>>695160622
Read 'The Game' by Neil Strauss or some shit. It's not THAT hard to get laid. Also quit porn, you'll find some of that desperation go away.
>>695165631
I will never take a stock off you
>>695165147
They should, they have removed mechanics before that were considered bad for gameplay and it wouldn't be too different now. Chances are they won't and League will eventually die from stubborness and the fact they are still using Adobe Air for programming the game for some reason.
Fuck my throat hurts
>>695165744
We'll be drinking and I play fox so I'll kill myself with ledgedashes at least a few times.
And even so consistently four stocking people is hard dude, even if you're trash.
>>695165774
Well either way good riddance.
>>695165774
they've already made it abundantly clear that they are reprogramming the client from scratch
>>695165889
well, maybe
if I get more clothing than you
>>695165463
nice pantsu
>>695166061
You can pick my outfit as well as yours, as long as mine is something that could be called complete. I'm pretty confident in this one.
I want to rape my girlfriend so bad she's 22 never had sex and I'm 19 about to be 20 in a few weeks.
Before anyone asks we met when she was 19and I was 16, only reason we went out was because she thought my failed attempt at asking her to a dance was cute. She is one of those "wait till marriage" type only gave me a blow job 1 time for my 18th bday.
Am I a terrible person? I don't know what to do.
>>695165889
I really need to find another game to play honestly. There is a reason why all my friends have stopped playing it. Any recommendations for good games?
>>695166061
The issue is how long it will take, I know they say they are working on it but they also said they were going to be making another competitive map a long time ago. it's safe to say you can't always take them at their word.
>>695166431
th-thanks
>>695166444
>shirt
>shorts
>>695166568
You're probably black.
>>695166755
they have been much better about transparency lately
>>695166568
Fuckin hilarious, rape her.
>>695166755
super smash bros. melee for the nintendo gamecube
>>695166760
I'm wearing shoes and socks too. And a MAGA hat. Not optional.
>>695167032
no underwear, though
>>695167153
B-but panties.
>>695166766
Not black
I had to go to bed 40 minutes ago but faced with the immediate prospect I don't want to
This game makes me hard
>>695167427
Perfect. You have to dress like a girl but you can accessorize a lot to add articles of clothing.
>>695166885
I will admit they have been making a lot of changes for the better recently. For example I can't really say that we are in (champion role here) meta which is great because all roles can have a use and not feel useless.
>>695167032
I don't have any friends to play it with though. They are all across the country.
>>695167716
netplay
So hows Groden doing?
>>695167759
wouldn't I need some kind of attachment to my gamecube for that? Not to mention I am fucking trash at smash bros now.
>>695167616
this is getting better all the time
>>695167716
they are getting their act together finally, but they should have done that three years ago
also they did the unforgivable and nerfed nidalee's pounce so now I have no desire to play any more
>>695168054
naw dude that shit's on PC. And a more robust melee online is actually currently in development.
>>695168120
I mean I'm giving you the advantage but either way we're wearing women's clothing so I'm happy even if I somehow lose.
>>695168215
important to keep the real objective in sight
>>695168323
Which is playing melee in girly clothes, yes. Hell forget the stripping part really it's probably most fun if we stay mostly dressed.
>freklz as pokemon go username taken
fucking dropped
>>695167989
he is doing alright last I knew.
>>695168120
Yea they really have, I'm not entirely sure what changed that they finally started doing things right.
Do you mean they nerfed the reworked nidalee's pounce or the rework in general?
>>695168215
Wait really? Are the controls PS3 controller compatible and is the game free?
>>695168596
Last you knew? Where'd he go lol
oh I can make my screenname something else
>>695168596
they started being honest and telling us what they were going to do and why they were doing it, and why they weren't doing other things
the recent nerf
goodnight avery
>>695168596
it's emulated dude, the netplay community is huge (hungrybox is a big part of it actually), and of course with an emulator you can use whatever input device you please
night friendo
>>695168711
He didn't go anywhere but I have been playing games so much I keep forgetting to talk to him about stuff....wow I am a shitty friend.
>>695168756
Yea that part is really nice, it definitely has cut down on some frustrations knowing their reasoning behind what they do.
They may buff again with the assassin rework, who knows?
>>695168800
oh cool, I will check it out tomorrow. I should have been asleep a while ago but insomnia has hit hard and even sleeping pills aren't helping.
>>695169260
Eh you've been busy with your own shit. I left the thread and threw a huge bitchfit like half a year ago when I was a sack of fat and tears.
Oh the joys that happen when you start going to the gym every day.
>>695169474
Not sure how that's related but my dernk brain isn't pushing 100%
i caught charmander on my crotch
I'm going to try and force myself to sleep I guess, goodnight.
>>695169474
I honestly don't remember who you are. My memory is also shit so there is that.
>>695169574
Whole new meaning to the term fire crotch....I'll see myself out.
>>695169756
I'm Cody. Sick right?
HOLY SHIT I WILL NEVER FIND A USERNAME THAT ISN'T TAKEN
>>695169873
there are like 5m people
>>695169873
Why not Robert "Bob Zumekis'" Zumekis?
>>695171650
Wow, just browsing randomly and see you here.
>>695172176
I am not here. I was never here. I never existed and don't exist. I'm just a projection of your mind.
>>695161216
>reporting for toxicity
I'm genuinely curious. Why do people do this? Is it because you feel good afterwards about the moral justice you assume to happen afterwards even when you get no message saying the tribunal has punished them for your report? Is it because you like playing victim? Is it because you hate someone on the internet so much to the point you want a higher authority to smite them?
>>695159963
kill yourself, fucking weeb
>>695172591
Probably so, just went out of the thread to look around the other ones.
>>695172788
Yes to all of it.
>>695172908
Stay in the boat.
Man this shit died pretty quick.
>>695173222
I should go back, just a little more browsing on the others.
>>695169574
Also your waifu is very cute.
>>695172933
You a bitch nigga
>>695173556
Never get out of the boat? Absolutely god damn right, Unless you're going all the way.
>>695173977
Nah, the thread is fine without me. I like looking at other threads for entertainment purposes. It's good to do that once in a while.
>g/fur
>barely any g/fur
really makes you think...
>>695174233
Oh, this is that kind of thread.......
I didn't know.
>>695174412
reeeeeallly makes you think you know
just embraced in deep thought atm
>>695174222
I just wanted to fucking cook!
>>695174412
It is one of those threads.
>>695174485
>>695174781
I don't look a gross stuff like that. I thought people just posted that for the hell of it. I'm sickened that I posted here now.
>>695174909
I don't post gross stuff either. Yet here I am.
>>695175243
Okay.
>>695175243
Why are you here?
>>695175834
>>695175515
To quote Apocalypse Now.
>>695174222
>thread is fine
>without sanae
>>695174222
https://youtu.be/uAtLV26wnCE?t=5s
>>695177544
Are you an assassin?
>>695177829
A comrade of his, tho his heresy betrayal shall not go unnoticed, I will deal with him with the appropriate punishment
>>695178097
You are neither. You're an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
>>695178446
You're gutsy, I'll give you that
>>695178553
You have a right to kill me, but you have no right to judge me.
>>695178737
I have no reason to kill you, however should you persist any longer, it will not weight on me when my blade slices through you
>>695178951
You have to have men who are moral and at the same time utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling, without passion, without judgement, without judgement. Because it's judgement that defeats us.
What an old thread
>>695181425
are you jew?
>>695181614
No. I'm Japper and Mic.
>>695182415
Thats pretty cool.
>>695182568
I guess, but I look either Mexican or Middle Eastern.
>>695182568
dogs dont eat fruit idiot
>>695182658
People have confused me for jap and mic. Though I have had more frequent whyt.
>>695182678
Most canines will eat literally anything. They are like us. Why do you think we domesticated one species to be our companions?
>>695183073
You've got that Native hair though.
>>695183265
That was when it was shorter. I dont really talk to people these days anymore. So I dont know what the consensus will be.
>>695183404
You should talk to some of us more, Nibi. We're not all shit heads out to fuck you like greasy scum bags.
>>695183575
"Us" as in referring to whom?
>>695183690
People, Nibi. People.
>>695161216
so your a pussy faggot dyke nig then
>>695185636
Childist response ever seen.
Hi guys!
>>695184512
I dont like people.
>>695186435
typical peruvian who feeds mid would say that
>>695186612
Maybe.
>>695186708
Maybe?
>>695186623
So you're the dirt bag of the night.
Got it buddy.
>>695186863
one word dirty mexican "childist"
>>695186836
Maybe. Nobody actually hates people, they hate individuals.
>>695186935
Lol
>>695187099
Or hate people and slowly start to like individuals.
>>695187099
I guess you could say that.
>>695187148
furfag
>>695187265
No, that's not at all true. Even Celine who claimed he hated people when really felt a great sympathy for them. It's how he was able to show us the problems with the human condition.
>>695187271
I do say that.
>>695187683
To elaborate more. I enjoy 3 out of every 10 persons.
Most persons are shit though and I would probably rip someone apart if I had to remain with them one on one for prolong amount of time.
>>695188045
Know dat feel brah
>>695188045
Three out of ten ain't bad.
Though personally. I like most people, or rather feel a great sympathy for them.
>>695188345
I do not find any of these people anyway. And I rather be alone then having to deal with any of the other people.
I need to get armature wire if I'm going to work more in clay.
>>695189104
Hmm. I'd rather be alone most of the time too, but that's because I need to work and people, real people, typically exhaust me.
>>695189340
Real people give me anxiety. Weather its listening to the stupid shit they flows out of their mouths or it be that I feel like im going to have to kill them before the day is over.
I do not like these feelings, they mentally exhaust me, but it can (sometimes) be fixed by exercising.
>>695189677
I get anxiety because I am always afraid of their judgements and of hurting them in some way. When they say stupid shit, I don't get angry typically, I just wonder what the hell happened to them that's made them that way.
>>695190240
I do not try to wonder about people, because its always worthless information. I just label them as another useless piece of shit that is equivalent to human cattle.
>>695190708
I always wonder about people. You're no better than them, and neither am I.
>>695190931
Yes I am, I lift weights and can hit a target the size of a watermelon at 300 meters.
Who's dead and who's alive is one way to determine who's better.
Another is Sexual conquest, but im lacking there and that rusted up boat is never going to sail.
>>695191299
It's not about lifting weights or shooting targets, it's about contributing to the understanding of the human condition, to try your best to alleviate the suffering of the human crisis, of taking solidarity with everyone else in the human tragedy.
We are no better than the dead, Nibi. We all lose the game eventually.
>>695161894
I feel exactly the same way. An uneven playing field cheapens the entire game and makes competitive interaction feel pointless and boring, even if you're the one with the advantage.
Also I work at a psychiatric hospital dealing with borderline personality cases and autistic kids all day and I don't want to come home and play video games with the same little shits I just got done with.
>>695191727
>it's about contributing to the understanding of the human condition
no
Another factor in useless information. Humanity will be obsolete soon anyway. Like most living things.
>>695193071
I'm not interested in the future past humanity, I;m interested only in human beings.
>>695193191
I dont understand then nor care.
I have only two interests, fucking and killing. And the latter is the only one in relative reach. Plus its more intense than orgasms.
>>695193629
Then why not do that?
>>695193752
I do, I hunt. It is only one time of the year that I do it though, so imagine you dont get to jerk off all year, but you can look at porn. Then once a year you get sex.
>>695194044
Why not go more often?
>>695194582
Because hunting season.
good morning
>>695194766
allo
Its too humid for this morning to be good.
>>695194825
I was just talking about you. Someone asked why my two other aussie friends were straya#2&3, and who #1 was.
>>695195002
Glad to hear I'm number one
Sup with you?
>>695194702
Aren't there different seasons for different animals?
>>695195199
Fighting a cold, trying to decide what to play. You?
>>695195368
no
>>695195421
Still crippled. Saw friends yesterday, had a bbq. Was good.
Now I'm just reading comics and I'll go play a game soon
>>695195587
Get better pls. You can't be a good dadder if you're stuck in bed all day.
wait this thread still exists
or not