>>695137451
Well, I live in Montana, so: Die.

I plan on taking out a few niggers

>>695137451
Netflix and chill

>>695137451
fuckin a random hole in the ground. im going in real deep. about 2 inches deep.
>>love me /b/

>>695137451
i live in illinois so i should be good

>>695137937
Where at? I'm in the flathead and it seems like we'd be not great by okay

I'm in the northeast, am I ok?

well I'm pretty close to it soo. probably die, but not like the rest of the world wouldnt die from it anyways. send us into another iceage and block out the sun

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All good in the 614

>>695139815
You'll free from the winter

>>695139527
You are aware of the size of the caldera and your proximity to it in Illynoice, right? Virtually half the contiguous states would be cinders.

i live in nj so should be good from the blast but a volcanic winter would suck

>>695137451
I have an extra blanket for the nuclear winter it will cause

When it erupts it'll take out half the country. The fire and heat, ash, lava, etc. would finish the other half. Then the smoke would create a nuclear winter to which all plants would die and then all animals. No matter what you do, you are fucked

>>695140184
oh shit nigga I'm safe but never imagined it would be that huge.

I would get the fuck out of there if I lived near there

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>>695140184

>be me
>Maryland

>>695140403
...The cold isn't what gets you, retard. It's that whole "continent-wide famine" thing that tends to be a bit trickier.

They'll find your horribly warped skeleton laying in your rascal, delicately cradling a package of double stuffed oreos like it was a rosary

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>>695140184
resettle the worlds muslims in that red zone

build a wall

wait

>>695141069
trumps real plan for the wall...

>>695140918
not on the same continent, retard. Will need my blanky when the shy is overcast for a few years, arnotts are better than shit tier oreos.

>>695140876
Same here. Feels good to live

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>>695141474
>nuclear winter
>retard

>>695141474
doesnt matter what continent. the sun will be blocked out and you wont have enough food to sustain multiple years of having no sun to grow food fuck tard

What Canadian cities would it fuck up

>>695140918
To be fair, that's how they're gonna find him anyway.

>>695140184
I'm in the secondary zone, not sure if I'm fucked or not.

>>695141909
B.C., Saskatchewan, Alberta, Manitoba and Ontario would all be hit with secondary ash

>>695141782
>retard

>>695142322
Shet

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>>695142345
Jesus not even the same anon but shut the fuck up dude

>>695140184
If that thing goes off, the whole planet is a secondary ash zone.

>>695142087
they will find you with a broken back from desperately trying to blow yourself before you died

>>695142537
>jesus
>retard

Im in indiana going to drive 2 hours to grandparents house. Whole family agreed meet up point.
>There house is so fucking ready for the apocalypse
>Enough guns and ammo to kill full nigger army

>>695140752
Doesn't matter where you live in the US. The eruption would fuck up the global climate so badly there would be famine due to dead crops and livestock.

>>695142677
Dubs of truth.

>>695137451
I live near San Antonio, im good. Maybe the ash will cause a cooler summer.

>>695142937
Yah really cool and a bit dark

>>695137451
I'll get a trial kit for Proactive.

so is there no way to solve this shit?
no way for scientists to somehow fuck the volcano so we dont have to deal with it?

>>695140184
that's an extremely conservative estimate.
what I've heard about it from smart people is that the primary ash zone would cover the entire US, and the secondary ash zone would be the western hemisphere at a minimum.
yellowstone caldera is really big.
really big

>>695140184
Literally on the very fucking edge of the second ash zone in IL ( different anon) so... I'll go so some family down south I guess. Or I make enough money, I'll go to Alaska. Nothing but snow there.

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>>695142787
keep it up

Post volcanic STALKING when?

>>695140918
>implying we can't just import food from other countries for a couple years
The US is the wealthiest country on the planet. Importing extra food for a couple years to compensate for the downturn in domestic agricultural production wouldn't be too difficult. Prices would go up for a while, but we'd be fine in the long run. Simple foods like wheat and soy are cheap and easy to import.

>>695140184
Good. All the Jew states will be destroyed. You fags should here colours by group love.

nerds of /b/, scientifically, what would be our best defence against the eruption if it were to happen?

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>>695141782
>retard
Fucking retard.

>>695137451
Well, if it goes as big as they think it did last time, we're looking at a planetary extinction event. So probably die with everthing else.

If it just burps a little, about as bad as Mt. St. Helens did, then I'm fine in the 937

>>695140184
lol great, we'll get rid of all the shit states.

Volconologists here Iv done threads on b ask me anything fags

>>695137451
Catching a Groudon.

California fags what will you do if long valley erupts?

>>695144233
Mass feaths of insects leads to mass death all the way up the food chain. The entire earth would reel from an event of this magnitude. You think the rest of the world would just keep churning out food, willy nilly?

>Each time, the whole planet would have felt the effects. Gases rising high into the stratosphere would have mixed with water vapor to create a thin haze of sulfate aerosols that dimmed sunlight, potentially plunging the Earth into years of "volcanic winter." According to some researchers, the DNA of our own species may pay witness to such a catastrophe around 74,000 years ago, when a supervolcano called Toba erupted in Indonesia. The ensuing volcanic winter may have contributed to a period of global cooling that reduced the entire human population to a few thousand individuals—a close shave for the human race.

>http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/print/2009/08/yellowstone/achenbach-text

>>695144647
Mobilize the military to carry out a massive evacuation of all the danger zones as quickly as possible, then organize a massive government relief program to relocate survivors to new homes as well as economic stimulus to prevent the economy from collapsing.

>>695140184
I'm in Cali

>>695146021
What happens when the bread basket of America is covered in ash and out food supply is fucked.

>>695145906
The last time the Yellowstone Caldera erupted was 70,000 years ago. Humans were around at that time and the geological record doesn't indicate any mass extinction around that time period, so your assessment of its impact is obviously exaggerated.

>>695146021
well thats expected but i meant something we could do to prevent, slow or minimize the damages it would cause.

>>695146395
See >>695144233

Iv studied the bishop tuff. It can be found from east in San Diego to bishop, this shit is no joke these volcanos are like when you have Mexican food and haven't shit in a day. The explosiveness is violent

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Be thankful I live on the East coast, where there actually is a god

>>695137451
Chilling in a coffin cause ill be long dead

>>695146571
Isn't the earliest evidence of humans in north merica only goes back from like 25,000 yrs ago. There was no oral account of Yellowstone goin off from any Native American tribe or written account. But natives did wintness the crater lake eurption

>>695146681
Not really. I mean if you want to get sci-fi about it then we could talk about the feasibility of building giant nets to capture all the ash and ejecta, but realistically I don't think there's really anything we could do to stop the physical damage.

>>695145906
there were far fewer humans and far less understanding of how to survive...
It would be bad, but survivable.

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>>695146571
>Literally half of North America blows up
>the human population is easily 10,000 fold larger than 70k years ago
>I'm exaggerating the implications of that by presuming mass death

Oh, and I didn't say shit about extinction, I said death. Quit putting words in my mouth to strengthen your baseless arguement

>>695147385
isnt there any way to ease the pressure in the area? wouldnt that help since theres is less force on the rocks above and on the magma?

>>695137451
"Brittle Plastic"? Wait, so Nature CAN make plastic by itself? Then what the fuck are humans even around for?

Damnit Carlin, you lied to me.

>>695147379
There weren't humans in North America at that time, but there were in other parts of the world. The implication I was responding to was that agricultural production all over the world would be seriously effected, which I think is an exaggeration.

>>695147385
Ejecta will only be taken into account with your aproxment distince to the caldera. Is there any accounts of bombs or lipid ejecta 200-300 miles away from the caldera?

>>695137451
>plans
I stopped giving a shit many years ago

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>>695141782
A global temperature drop would be highly likely if we look back at other volcanoes we have on record. One well known event: Krakatoa 1883 VEI (Volcanic Explosivity Index) - reduced worldwide temperatures by an average of 1.2°C for 5 years.

The last VEI 8 (Super-volcanic) event to occur was the Oruanui eruption 26,500 years ago.

>>695147990
Krakatoa 1883 VEI 6. *

>>695147539
>Implying non-human wildlife wouldn't also be effected by anything that effects human agriculture
Any event that causes enough damage to the Earth's environment to seriously hinder human agricultural activity will inevitably cause mass extinctions among natural wildlife. The geological record shows that nothing of the sort occurred the last time Yellowstone erupted. This isn't rocket science.

>>695147472
I argue that the ancient native who would hunt, kill, butcher, and eat his own food nightly all while survivng with the barest of technology to sustain him (fire, a sharp rock) would have a far easier time survivng a cataclysm than this most recent generation, who are faily getting hit by cars staring at their phones because they can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

The only thing humans have directly in their favor now is a global infrastructure that disseminates information damn near instantly.

So on that front, we agree. Survivable, but bad. Really, really bad.

>>695147622
Bottle plastic or moho is just the transition zone between uppermantle and crust. The high heat and pressure allows this area to become brittle And flexible as you would

I live in the very bottom of Texas bordering Mexico, I think I'll be fine.
But if the valcano doesn't kill me the TacoNiggers will

Considering that I live in the state directly below Wyoming, probably suffocate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowstone_Caldera#Volcanism
"The U.S. Geological Survey, University of Utah and National Park Service scientists with the Yellowstone Volcano Observatory maintain that they 'see no evidence that another such cataclysmic eruption will occur at Yellowstone in the foreseeable future.'"

>>695148269
Got any eyewitness accounts of the grandiosity of that blast? For all you know, it was a burp, and nothing more. I'm banking on full on projectile vomiting this time around.

Also, this isn't ANY kind of science, because you can't be bothered to cite a source, you fucking child.

Either attempt to substantiate your claims or shut up.

>>695137937
>>695139714
No shit I'm in bozeman.

>>695140184
Oh yeah, that's a thing isn't it? I guess I should move a bit more northwest. Colorado or something should suffice. Tired of Louisiana anyway.

>>695147990
Pinotubo was a 6 St. Helens was a 4-5

I'm proud of /b/ tonight this has been the most interesting, quality thread I have seen in a while that has also been cancer free

>>695147990
cancels out global warming
fucks America off the map
reduces world population

win win win

>>695147581
Maybe if you moved enough rock away from the area around the Caldera to reduce the weight of the tectonic plate on that region, but that would require moving massive amounts of rock to have any noticeable effect. I just don't think it's economically feasible, especially since the chance of the Caldera erupting within our lifetimes is less than one in a thousand.

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>>695137451
chill

I wonder how harmful the sound of the explosion would be

>>695149195
ever heard of a shockwave?

Watch the tv and get bored with Americans acting like they have the only volcano in the world. Then probably go buy lots of tinned food because things that happen in the US tend to affect/get forced on the rest of the world, unfortunately.

>>695149057
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_volcanic_eruptions
Pic your poison there everywhere

>>695149288
No I mean the actual sound, the decibels of the explosion.

south california, itd prob trigger the san andreas somehow, and id either eay be fucking ded

>>695149083
Lol no it depends on the magma chamber my friend and yellow stone has a fatty one

>>695137451
georgia ok?

>>695149535
No it won't

>>695148724
>I'm banking on full on projectile vomiting this time around
>this isn't ANY kind of science, because you can't be bothered to cite a source
You literally just admitted that your predictions are nothing but speculation and then criticized me for not citing a source. Hypocrisy at its finest.

>>695142916
id eat people. fuck it

>>695137451
Not be on the west coast or in the Midwest.

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>>695137451
Praise Kek for bringing about a new era. Maybe go and cause chaos? Hunt down people fleeing?

>>695137451
chain my sister to the radiator and rape her for decades and decades and decades

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>>695148728

Hey I'm in Bozeman too

>>695140184
What happens in the different ash zones?

>>695148728
Lol queers Missoula is where it's at

>>695137451
Run.

>>695150243
Wtf

Quit my job and move into a different house

>>695150243
please seek professional help

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>>695149909
I was stating an opinion, I didn't claim it to be fact. I could be entirely wrong, as I based it on nothing, because it is an opinion. Because that's what opinions are.

Your ass is talking about geological records as if it were a straight up fact and refusing to back it up with a source. A holier than thou tone does not a winning arguement make

So... shut the fuck up.

>>695150243
Wtf>>695150303
Depends on the amount of ash that has been found there in the geologic record. The further away from the caldera radially the less amount of ash there will be. That being said ash can manly damage infrastructure by collapsing roofs and fucking up everything around it if it gets wet. It basically turns into cement after that

>>695137451

This literally looks like a girl with her legs spread taking a cock in the ass (viewed from the bottom-front).

>>695150243
changing my answer to this

>>695137451
Just enjoy a year long winter In SC.

>>695148747
NIGGA WHY?
WHY WOULD YOU MOVE TOWARDS IT?

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>>695150243
Noice

>>695150904
So where i live in southern washington would become an ashpit?

>>695151042
>That it would only last a year.
>That there wouldn't be Sulfur dioxide, Hydrogen sulfide and Hydrogen halides for hundreds of years.
>"B-but, I like breathing in glass"
Yeah, okay.

>>695151591
You good unless rainier goes off

>>695147622
You do know that plastic is an adjective as well as a noun right?

plastic means it can deform without breaking - rocks can do this under heat/pressure. They can also melt. The plastic boundaries are between the brittle and melting zones. Plastic deformation can be seen in chevron folds, anti/synclines etc. Brittle deformation can be seen in faulting. Melting can be seen in migmatites and any igneous rock (basalt, granite etc.).

And no, plastic derived from hydocarbons can't be created by nature.

>>695151982
My rock nigga! Master race ftw

>>695140184
I'm hoping that if that thing goes off, I'll be in Japan. If not, it looks like I'm still safe in SoCal.

>>695143454
There is, but the government won't let scientists take care of it, not the "Obama" kind of government, the real USA government

>>695152700
Except Japan is probebly the most geologic active place on earth

>>695152114
Oh yeah. We make the bed rock and enjoy minerals from the town of Cummington.

Ha! Captcha was "select pictures of mountains"

>>695152871
Ya for some reason the USA does not recognize geology as an actual science

>>695137451
>>what are your plans for when the Yellowstone caldera erupts?
>step 1: die
>step 2: fossilize
>step 3: wait
>step 4: be discovered by the next sentient species to inhabit the Earth
>step 5: chill in museum

Collect some of that sweet rock etc.

>>695152955
Hawaii nigger trying to solve this conundrum

hope that the blast destroys my hard drive therefore erasing my browser history

>>695142313
are you ok breathing in fine particulate ash that mixes with the moisture in your lungs and turns into cement?
if so you have nothing to worry about

>>695137937
>>695139714
>>695148728
Three Montaniggers in one thread? Wow. What's it like there? I'm in Washington but never been to Montana.

>>695153146
It's not that they don't recognize, but we are kind of on maximum capacity over here, we need some natural " unpredictable " incident to kill a few billions of us. That's also why they built that big seeds refrigerator on the north pole.

>>695145906
Maybe we could build a lot of vertical farms with artificial light to produce enough food.

I live in massachusetts so,
>put on bandana
>lace up my boots
>steal pizza cutters from work
>go insane as society collapses and turn into the borderlands psycho

>>695139158
Amen my man.

>>695153427
Noice. Need to go there. Went to Iceland last year and it was great. Totally recommended for any Geo.

Currently in South Australia trying to find water that isn't so saline that it kills our agriculture/wine regions (headed down the water route with the downturn in mining/hydrocarbons and now get to visit vineyards! Beats sitting on a rig like I used to).

>>695139158
why not have some rapey fun?
what's the worse that will happen?
some 5yo's dad shoots you dead before your lungs dissolve in a hydro-sulfuric soup

>>695154524
Damn what's causing the water to be sailin? You working in desert or high desert? I worked with a drilling project that was trying to find out why there water was so salin turns out they where drilling next to a migrating salt plum

If i'm not mistaken, won't it be preceded with a shitload of earthquakes?

If so then we'll have plenty of time to prepare.

>>695137451
I'll be in california not giving a fuck if this >>695140184 is right
though I remember the estimate being much larger with most of this state in an ash zone

Wonder how loud it would be though cause even that could wreck our shit

>>695140184
if that's accurate, nothing of value will be lost

>>695137451
being dead

>>695137451
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of there.

>>695155287
possibly
but there could be so much pressure that the first earthquake will instantly trigger the eruption

>>695155555
That is just from the ash... The entire world will feel the effects of a VEI 8 like this.

Just chilling out, what with having been dead for 100,000 years and all.

>>695140184

These are all red states. Nothing of value will be lost.

>>695153797
Make that 4.

>>695154904
Mainly high evaporation rates + low absorbtion rates from plants (as the forests have been cut down to make room for crops). The rainfall levels, whilst still low, are raising the water table and then the high evaporation is increasing the salt in the upper layers, which then gets washed down into the groundwater stores. We also have a problem with water drawing from the Great Artesian Basin, the Murray River and with sea water infiltration due to excess pumping in coastal areas (most of our population are very close to the sea).

Really, it's a giant fuckup from generation before that we're now having to deal with. Working mostly in high desert to temperate conditions but used to work in the dunes of northern South Australia/South Western Queensland. Love that I have rocks about 500m from my house that are 650my old.

>>695156088
Except that 99% of all people in the U.S. will die from it. From winters that could last decades, to mass starvation around the world.

>>695155555
wooooah

Have sex and smoke the biggest cigar i can find while on acid...

>>695137451
go rape the love of my life. then murder suicide

>>695137451
to die

>>695142322
>asks for cities
>gets provinces
vancouver is clear though so im good

>>695137451
Im exactly 550 miles away so ill level up

>>695137451
im going to eat your mom

>>695156881
You have to rape the love of your life?

Shouldn't she love you back, that's kinda fucked up.

>>695137451
well hopefully it doesnt go off when i go camping there in a few weeks...

>>695158021
I hope an asteroid hits you, and then the shockwave and ash kills everyone else.

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Get drunk for like a decade. I live in Georgia USA, so I will surive eruption. I think it will destroy economy, farming, structure of USA society.

>>695157735
eh, she doesn't like me back

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>>695155555
was going to say crops would be devastated, then realized quint5 would never lie.

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>>695158501
Oh wait BLM and Muslims already did that!
End welfare now we should not subcidize those they raise to kill us.

>>695159008
Then drop that bitch, i mean i have plenty of chicks i know that i would rape too.

But in the normal non apocalyptic rape society, she doesn't deserve you bro.

I plan on being dead... shit very likely won't happen for thousands of years.

>>695137451
read the Ashfall trilogy. though fictional, the accounts are very possible and its well researched. my favorite trilogy

>>695137451
Die, probably, since Denver's probably close enough to be completely fucked.

What should european do?
I'm from switzerland... am I save?

>>695160698
You get to starve to death.

>>695160698
yeah no, economy goes to shit, food goes to shit, umm politics go to shit... IT ALL GOES TO SHIT

Do you think we Eurofags would hear the blast?

>>695161408
I hope so

>>695159430
>tried to buy off the barbarians to

to where?!?!?

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>>695137451
So when does this thing errupt?

>>695140184
Glad I live in Michigan.

>>695161779
to Hungary
hence the name

>>695144233
Great point. Isn't volcanic ash supposed to be good for growing things too?

gunna chill in nz on the other side of the planet, build a wall and self-sustain our little slice of paradice, turn all the maps upside down and then emerge in our rightful place on top of the world

>>695140184
Hello from Columbus

>>695162150
yes
but only after it has settles
while it is airborne it hinders both plant and animal life
and an eruption on that scale would put fine ash across all levels of the atmosphere for decades

>>695155555
Nice get

The ash contains tiny, razor-sharp pieces of silica which shred your lungs when you inhale it. You literally drown in your own blood.

>>695163035
Gas mask?

>>695163103
Gay mask.

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>>695163289
Enjoy your shredded lungs.

>>695139527
You are delusional. Check wind patterns.

>>695137451
Put more maple syrup on my morning pancakes and then ride my moose to work

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I live rather close to it so i'm probably fucked either way.

Probably attempt to survive as if it were a post-apocalyptic video game for a few days then off myself if it turns out I don't know what i'm doing.

Didn't some madman try to blow fucking dynamite down the volcano recently?

>>695155525
Consider this, the krakatoa was way smaller than this and people at 80 kilometers went totally deaf by the blast.
But this of course depends if it blasts or it just erupts. If it blasts.... well then, good luck with your ears.

>>695165202
Lol.

>>695165387
Shit what the fuck. Why?

>>695165387
>throw lit dynamite into lava lake
>dynamite hits surface
>dynamite floats on surface because dynamite floats on stone
>dynamite explodes
>small crater in lava
>lava soon fills in crater

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>>695165862

>>695137451
I live in Cheyenne, Wyoming lol

>>695165862
u sure?

>>695166277
liquid metal and stone is still extremely dense
most anything will float on it

>>695165500
>>695165862
For the glory of satan of course, I don't think I'd have been that simple, some rangers saw him getting near the crater and did arrest him, so I doubt the explosive was totally ineffective

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So when will that faggot volcano erupt?

>ITT no lifer faggots fantasize about any doomsday scenarios to elude their pathetic realities

>>695167452
Never, an hero

i live near seattle soooo if the wind is right i should just experience a bit of mild ash blankets.

the bad news is that if the eruption is truly the big bomb they make out to be, the volcano near me, rainer would probably be triggered. also food prices would sky rocket and there be would be a shortage of food since 2/3s of the us is now fucked. soooo i would probably have to go live off of chantrells, blackberries, and seafood i catch. Not ideal but could be hell of a lot worse.

>>695167452
sometime between right now and 500 000 years from now

>>695162578
Hello from Cincinnati

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> tfw I live in East VA

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>>695140184
>hopefully Alaska
gl, hf cunts!
pic related, that's what'll come out to fuck you all

>>695140184
fug yeah, literally on the other side of the country, i'll be safe

>>695137451
could we drill into the magma chamber from multiple angles in order to relieve the preasure before it builds to explosive levels?

>cooling drills with water and/or liquid nitrogen as they are in operation

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>>695168329
this version is better m8

>>695168554
Idc, I like this one. The letters are straight.

>>695168486
Nope, risk of internal pressure changes is too high, not to mention you'd have to drill very fucking deep to have any kind of effect if any

>>695137451
I'll be dead like the rest of you. Becuause it won't go off in this century or the next.

>>695169113
Sure thing nostradamus

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Hey faggots, I'm in Missouri, just outside of the ash cloud. Feels good not to die.

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If anyone lives in Indiana, Michigan, or Ohio you can come join my survival group. I don't have any crazy underground bunkers but I do have a small house in the upper peninsula of Michigan. I have canned food and military MREs (probably enough to feed several people for 2-3 years), medical supplies, guns and ammunition, fuel, etc. It's near an old copper mine so there's even a second location to go to if shit happens at the house.

>>695168486
thats something that future generations would only have the capabilities to do. since A, we haven't drilled even remotely close to the magma layers. we've only drilled like a quarter of the way through the crust.

on top of that we don't have the technology to do so.

on top of that magma would tend to fuck up any drilling shit we would use since unless we can create something brand new, there is currently no known material we could use to withstand the pressure and the heat.

on top of that, the pressure inside the planet is unlike anything we have ever had to deal with in any point in history. so drill down, break a hole in the magma layer and boom goes the dynamite, you have a massive jet of lava that shoots up from the pressure that wouldn't be able to be controlled.

>>695154088
This. But become boom bewm instead.

>>695169660
>and boom goes the dynamite
Almost

>>695142832

How is their house ready?

>>695169660
>On top of that
Are you okay?

>>695169660
Gravity is one heck of a force.

>>695169568
Can we have fallout orgy?

>>695170534
Sure.

>>695168794
yeah, lets not try.

a fiery death or starvation would be better than pooling our resources to TRY and stop this!

>>695140184
I rememebr a story on this. There will be warning signs and plenty of time for evacuation. Whole west coast if i remember correctly will be usless as it will be detroyed. But plenty of time to evacuate all states i remember hearing.

>>695169545
hey hey me too

>>695170629
Well not really but the chance of eruption on its own are actually less if we don't fuck with it

>>695170618
Sing me up

>>695170618
Do you have a mutt?

>>695171101
If some crazy shit happens I'll make a thread.

>>695171411
What do you mean?

>>695170629
Imagine a well chaken bottle of champagne and you are a flea that tries to drill a hole in the cork with waht you in order to release the internal pressure in a controlled way. Now multiply the difficulty by a thousand and you start to understand the problem.

>>695171816
*have

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>>695171712
A canine companion

>>695140184
I'm in the primary ash zone, been scared of this shit for awhile. No one but me thinks it'll happen. It'll happen alright. I want to leave.

>>695172203
>paranoia.exe

>>695172333
you don't live long without a healthy dose of paranoia pal.

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>>695137451
retreat to the underground u.f.o. base with all my grey friends and stay drunk on reptilian ale (them fucking reppies sure make a potent brew, dayum)

after several months, when the fountains of lava are done pumping out and most of wyoming the the upper plains states are thoroughly covered with ash, we'll re-emerge and begin colonizing the central portion of the country, as per plans

the grey republic will be entirely free of muslims, so we'll begin terraforming to return the central portion of the country to agricultural and urban planning quickly, and only invite in those 'colonists' from all the north american refugees we deem fit (absolutely no muslims of blm people or libtard multicultural feminazis

the grey republic will take it's place as a serious contender on the world economic stage, especially once we start marketing our 'seismic protection services' worldwide

we're expecting a big demand in japan, hawaii and other areas of the ring of fire, as we begin to quench the inevitable flare-ups that occur after a big caldera eruption

we might annex the pacific northwest, alaska and much of western and central canada after the united states economy finally tanks and the 'grey' dollar becomes the new, favoured currency worldwide

we've already had a black, muslim-licking lesbian president, so having an extraterrestrial grey hermaphrodite president in the 'grey house' would be par for the course

no muzzies, no libtards, no feminists and absolutely no fucking reptilians (but they can export all the sex aids and ale they want)

super-eruptions are an OPPORTUNITY people, so buy into this while its still on the drawing board and do yourself a favour !

>>695140184

When this puppy goes off it'll release ridiculous amounts ash in to the athmosphere and that ash will block almost all sunlight. Plant and animal life will be absolutely devastated globally and so will the human population.

Combine this with Fukushima reactor leaking and contaminating the worlds oceans slowly but surely, We'll be in for quite the shitshow.

This shit is gonna be fucking cash.

Are my stalkerbros ready for the apocalypse?

>>695172203
Don't worry anon, when Yellowstone erupts, the entire North America will be blanketed by ash and pyroclastic materials.

>>695172949
please take me with you.

>>695137451
Fap

>>695137451
I plan to die of starvation as the Long Winter begins.

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>>695173269
this has never happened with any cauldera eruption as it has traced its way through upper u.s. territories as the continent has drifted over the hot spot

it will be bad, but as we have seen, it has definite geographic borders and the ash fall is the worst part of it, cause mammalian respiratory-related death due to lung scarring and silicate deposition and unrestrained bone growth

most herds of cattle and livestock and wild mammals will die within two weeks in the orange zone, with significant fatality rates throughout the pink zone

the soils will recover within 1 to 2 decades due to leaching, but this will actually improve soil fertility in the long run. many areas will only receive a dusting of 1 to 2 inches, but in other areas nearer the centre or distributed by weather patterns, the ash deposits could be hundreds of metres thick

we've seen the geologic and fossil records from past eruptions to know this

perhaps you're thinking of the sensationalist movies which showed a 'nuclear winter' scenario in europe and all of north america white with ash and barren

nope

the actual scientists and geologists and volcanologists who participated in that movie and presented actual science during it were badly disappointed by those last 20 minutes of the movie that showed this, especially that last 5 second shot, ok

>>695137451

ITT yet another example of how America will fuck the rest of the world...

>>695173338
do you like reptilian ale, because if yes, it's a go

>>695152700
mangafox dragon_head :)

>>695150909
Faggot

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>>695173998
do you mean how america has shaped and largely civilised and bettered the rest of the world

fucking libtard multicultural, muslim-licking apologist you are

the current civilisation of this planet is the ANGLO-AMERICAN civilisation, boyo, responsible for 90% of the scientific advances, nearly 100% of the increases in living standards, health, longevity and advanced learning in almost all endeavours and fields

so we made a few mistakes doing this, but we're also the ones who are correcting them as we learn from these mistakes

most other peoples and cultures prior to this were trying to rob each other blind and use warfare to acquire farmland and citizens, while we've focused on building wealth, uplifting people and helping them do the same

fucking grow up and count your fucking blessings you ungrateful, spoilt lout

>>695173998
you are so not invited to gulp reptilian ale with us in base greyjoy during the super-eruption

>>695155555
voice of the world

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>>695140403
First thing I tought

>>695137451
Stand on the mounds of the Pokemon go plebs