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>>695136371
Sometimes, the ninja was not so stealthy.
this is incredible
wow
This is hot.. bump
The amount of fucking balls it must take to do this shit
Im impressed
and hard as a fucking rock now.
>>695137121
Top kek
How do they cum so quickly? I couldn't possibly be able to do this unless it was like on a cross-country train or something where I might be able to jerk for 5-10 minutes and only expose myself long enough for the cumshot.
find it hot anyway, and one time I jerked right behind my sisters head for a few minutes while she watched tv. I couldn't even get close to cumming that time though.
>>695138779
>being impressed with premature ejaculators
>being impressed by videos focused on their cocks and cum
>getting hard as a rock to their cocks and cum
>>695139079
based.jpg
>>695139079
>Impressed that they have the balls to whip their dicks out not only in public, but within inches of random women
>Being able to cum on them without them knowing
>They're now walking around in public with jizz on them
>>695138779
>thinking porn is real
end your life faggot
>>695138907
dont fap for like 5 days and you cum quick, esp when super stimulated like they are
>>695136371
well hes obviously not a cum ninja..
>>695136446
how do people do shit like this without being seen on the security cams?
>>695137121
THIS FUCKIN GUY
>>695136655
nigger
>>695139452
>impressed that they're socially retarded fat mexican slobbering mentally ill perverts
>thinking the girls didn't notice
>implying the pathetic spic didn't have to run away as soon as the camera cut off
the guy in most of these has been arrested endlessly but he's classified as mental and in mexico they don't give a fuck or have much mental health care so they just release him again and laugh about it
>>695139516
>thinking this is porn
dont worry, youre obviously still young. your internet porn knowledge will grow over time
>>695136371
Damn this guy has nerves, i would be scared as fuck to get caught. I guess he goes it for the adrenalin.
>>695140208
sauce?
>>695140471
thats not sauce, it looks more like cum
>>695140208
sauce please i cant tell if she is mad or not
>>695140584
you look like cum
>>695136371
he didnt account for the extra power hed have from holding it in for so long.
>>695140594
well this is the only one so far in this thread that is fake
>>695140775
i think so too but you never know.
>>695137670
kek
I can't cum this quickly so I prefer to just carry my dogs cum around in a little nivea squeezy tube. Like this guy:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8495630.stm
>The first victim, a 14-year-old girl, was followed by a man on Kennedy Drive in Unsworth, on 13 November.
>He asked her the time and was standing uncomfortably close to her.
>When she got home, she noticed a sticky liquid on her tights.
>The substance was analysed by police and later identified as animal semen.
>On 17 December a 14-year-old girl was in a shop on Mill Gate in Bury town centre with her mother when a man bumped into her and wiped a white substance on her bottom.
>The next day, a man followed two 13-year-old girls on Bury Old Road, near to the M60 in Prestwich.
>In the latest attack, on 25 January, a man approached two girls, aged 15 and 16, on Pinfold Lane, Whitefield, and asked them the time.
>One of the girls then noticed liquid dripping from her skirt.
>>695140664
you were cum at one point in your life, sonny
shot right out of the type of tiny dick you inherited
>>695141227
love wand
>>695136371
I did it once behind the girl I wanted the most in school during a science exam
Dude this guy got mad balls
>>695140903
except that I do know...
Anyone have the gif where the guy cums on an unsuspecting girl from a balcony.
>>695141156
Doing it to underaged girls is just sic
>>695136371
This thread is about premature ejaculators trying to cope with life. Fuck I feel bad for you guys. Fuck a fatty that looks like a train wreck covered in Crisco brand lard. You won't shoot so easily at a girl not even paging attention to you next time. Just remember that one night with Jabba the ugly and you good fan.
>good luck
This guy is in Mexico. If you do it in the USA you go to jail for a long time.
http://krqe.com/2015/11/13/squirt-gun-suspect-pleads-not-contest/
This nigga went down for 18 years for squirting it out of his water pistol. Don't do the cum if you can't do the time.
>>695141227
power hammer
Shit is hilarious.
>>695141687
the fuck did i just read
could be worse, this nigger squirts lighter fluid on fat asses and follows them with a flame
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-allentown-serial-semen-squirter-arson-threat-20160225-story.html
>>695142309
That's a good excersoze motivation
-manpole
>>695136668
caught
>>695136655
hard mode
>>695136914
lol ... someone is cumming on me ... better get my towel and stare at him
>>695137121
LOL
>>695139680
what're they going to do track down a man 5'9 to 6'2 seen wearing a random hoodie and sunglasses?
>>695137670
lel
>>695136655
lol she got blasted and didn't even notice
>>695136371
any where the guy cums in their purse or bags?
>>695143520
keksimus maximus
>>695136668
>having to flee whilst mid orgasm
>>695141227
JC fml
more gifs
>>695141227
Man unit, i like it
>>695136914 motherfucker didnt even care
>>695143520
red wants that dick, he should've asked for her number
>>695145078
The other one came back for a second look
dae stealth cum in girl's shoes
>>695141227
>Sex injector
Rad
>>695141227
>Big Sausage
Good enough I guess, but not the most creative sounding nickname
>>695141227
Long destroyer
>>695141227
Mister Steak
I would like mine medium rare with a side of anal pounding
>>695137670
kek Run, Forrest, Run
>>695141227
Purple tool.
>>695141227
bear pole
>>695141227
Pleasure Steak. That sounds like a shitty Stand.
>>695141227
man destroyer
>>695140208
Ashli orion
>>695141227
Pleasure Beef kek
>>695141227
skin meat, kek
>>695149090
Best so far.
>>695141227
Mister wand
I am ok with this.
>>695141227
Iron Destroyer
>>695141227
Are you kidding me?
>hard salami
>>695141227
Monster machine
bumperino
>>695141227
Goddammit I got Power Tool.
>>695141227
Man Killer zzz
>>695141227
Long Wand here!
>>695141227
Man Punch.
Sounds about right.
>>695148616
Guess you gotta turn to a life of gay from now on.
>>695141227
Rolling
>>695141227
Sex Tube
fuck yes
>>695154318
Ah fuck didint read anyways
>man pole
Wtf am i gay now?
>>695144449
snap, Suicide pack?
>>695154486
Sorry for your loss
>>695141227
MAN STICK
>>695141227
Rolling
>>695155682
newfag
>>695141227
MAN MEAT
>>695141227
Dangling machine
>>695141227
Roll
Thanks /b/
>>695159030
O would cum on velma's turtle neck
>>695141227
FEAR ME, FOR MY COCK'S NAME IS PURPLE GUN. I DON'T JUST BLOW MY LOAD, I MAG DUMP THAT SUMBITCH.
>>695141227
>Sex Gun
Giggled
>>695141227
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>>695137670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>695144449
TOPKEK
Man Steak reporting in.
>>695141227
Purple injector
I have some.-
>>695141227
B I G S T E A K
I
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>>695161695
That bag was designer, you fag
>>695136655
lol this shit cant be real
>>695141227
I got
>new fag :(
Does anyone have one where the girl looks at him when his cumming so that she get a surprise facial?
>>695162198
lol she didn't even look, this guy is genius, a sick sperglord but genius none the less
>>695137121
Fuck, you, you made me spit out my moutain dew
>>695141227
Ralle
>>695136497
It is their fault for being pretty.
>>695162532
i thought she was going for a gun or mace
>>695141227
"love sword" fuuuck yesss
>>695162532
Thanks for posting anon i like theese beach ones
>>695141227
ER
Pleasure Tool
I ain't even mad
>>695162828
why are these cut short, the reaction of the female is the best part
>>695136371
Kekekekkekekekekekekeeke
>>695141227
dangling gun
yeah boi
>>695141227
Pussy Gun kek
>>695141227
>dangling salami
good thing my gf's Italian
I kinda feel bad for the girl in this one
>>695141227
roll
>>695163077
Yeah i agree he could start the vid 30 seconds into the vid when he actually is near cumming and then add 30 secs of reaction
Some of these girls dosent even seem to mind it kinda weird maybe their just in shock or something
>>695162198
he is running out of cum
>>695164106
Why do I get the impression that this kind of shit isn't out of the ordinary in eastern Europe?
>>695162532
Bucket list updated.
I wish someone would do this but with piss instead of cum
>>695141227
Fun Injector ;)))))
>>695140584
kek'd
>>695163831
ART!
kk
>>695141227
Bear Meat
>>695162198
http://es.xhamster.com/movies/4147360/dickflash_ninja_cum_on_sunbathing_girl.html
>>695136655
Always wondered her age, any wild guesses? I want to cum ninja some jb
>>695163851
>>695162520
>>695158512
The fuck are you retards rolling for?
>>695163831
Top kek out of all
>>695165775
do you document it too?
>>695136371
This is the very antithesis of ninja like.
>>695163091
>>695162828
>>695162532
>>695162349
>>695162198
>>695161997
>>695137121
>>695136914
I feel beach ones are boring and too easy...
>>695141227
aye
>>695141227
Go back to facebook fag.... And Girth injector...
>>695141227
Girthy Wand
>>695141227
>LOVE MEAT
FUCK YES
>>695141227
Love Meat baby
>>695141227
roll
>>695168635
WHAT ARE YOU ROLLING FOR
>>695144068
Od kaj si ti be pichko? :D Prv pat da najdam makedonec na /b/
>>695141227
Long Stick. Lmao
Don is a faggot
>>695140594
it's ashli orion's cumshot surprise scene
>>695170001
Wat
>>695168926
habit
I'm Mister Salami btw. Not bad.
>>695160604
Fucking kekd
Why not cum on little girls?
>>695141227
My dick allready has a nickname its golum....it never sees the light of day and is short like the fucker too....
>>695141227
Love tool, thats actually a pretty sweet name
>>695141227
Mister Pole
Rip thread
>>695136497
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>695141227
roll
Bump. Cant watch on mobile. Pc start up already!
>>695173748
>2016
>not using Clover
kys
Always wanted to try this but too lame to try.
>>695174542
This.
Very similar.
Skip to the 1:00 mark of the video to see
http://www.xvideos.com/video21339103/sexy_blonde_girl_and_public_cum_on_her_back_syringe_
>>695174722
Here's another someone should make a webm of.
http://www.xvideos.com/video14225957/super_hot_girl_and_cum_on_her_ass3
>>695141227
MONSTER MEAT
>>695174982
>>695174722
Bumping for a webm of these videos
>>695174982
She looks just like my gf, damn that's uncanny
Here's a compilation in vid form with audio.
Some of the girls on the beach, he says something to them just before he cums so they watch him cum. Pretty baller if you ask me.
https://m.tnaflix.com/cum-videos/Cum(shot)-on-girls-in-public-(compilation-04-13)/video432931
>>695175929
Ok.
>>695136371
I love this thread!
>>695175929
Got pictures of your gf you can share?
>>695141227
LONG KILLER
>>695141227
Girthy wand
>>695141227
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>>695137224
How is she not seeing this? Can't help feeling some of these are fake.
>>695141227
Pussy Tool
imokwiththis.png
>>695141290
You're projecting, calm down
>>695166015
>>695166015
just come take a seat over here and i'll tell you all about it
>>695141227
roll
>>695141227
Giant Destroyer
>>695137670
he was tuggin that thing like a fucking helicopter. nigz gun take off soon
>>695141227
oh lawd
Anyone got the vid of the guy fappin on the bus and the lady lends a helping hand?
>>695180915
http://www.pornplaying.com/video/183354/Public_Wanker_Gets_Handjob/
>>695161830
man i wanted to see more of her after she realised what happened ha
>>695171562
This guy gets it.
>>695163831
The guy got caught and arrested for this, he's currently serving 7 years I beleive
>>695181143
Any moar like this?
>>695137670
how does he cum while his dick is flaccid? i don't get it.
>>695181783
its fake so yeah, look up porn
![d60[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yK6Hw0h.gif "d60[1]")
