"No im not fuck you"

>>695125421
Is shredded cheese OK? It is $1 cheaper.

"ok sounds good"

>>695125421
I met another guy I like, sorry.

>>695125421
Selfish

"Me running from my problems" after seeing a pic of my dog

I'm coming back to yours tonight. On Friday do you wanna come see the Neon Demon with me? My mums giving me some money.

>>695125421
"have you told her anything?"

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"fuck you"

"Have fun :)"

I was just going through my texts and deleting shit and I finally clicked of the fucking link you sent me! I hate you!!

I will try to get electricity from somewhere

I love you k talk to you later.

"where are you now?"

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>>695125421
gotta charge up my old phone from two years ago for this, hold on.

>>695128060
Well where are you?

>>695128051
Reply was
>Love u too mom

I hope it didn't explode and kill you. I'm assuming no update means you managed to feed yourself and not blow yourself up?

>>695125421
I'm not opposed to it.. But there is a small problem... I have herpes

>>695125421
yeah you won

>>695125421
See you in half an hour or so then. Love you.

“Oh no!”

>>695125421
Hey

Are you still in the bathroom?

i love you

>>695125421
Not counting family members?
'Holy crap! Well I will let you know!' received 2/11/15
Not even joking..

>>695128060
we were at a party and about to leave

>>695125421
what's your address? (laughing emoji because she is a cringey bitch)

>>695128798
wups, meant for >>695128252

That was Pretty much exactly why we should just stop talking. There's no point in anything anymore. cool well all the best, I'm deleting your number after this and I promise not to bother you ever again


>plz just love me

"I think so? Sweet and deadly"

We were talking about pandas.

>>695128796
I'm guessing she never let you know?

kids corner stand - watermelon and canteloupe

picking up food for dinner

Wow

ok, I'll leave my room unlocked

Goodnight sweet dreams

Here

>>695125421
Its rough

>>695125421
it's been several years since i've had one
no idea what it said

>>695128314
Nah "Love you too"

Goodgame for you
on June29th
Fuck me

Ok r u just gonna chill at my house

>>695125421
If you can't do the very little we ask for at home you will not be allowed to stay in the house. I hope that's clear.


Before I left for my job at 4:00 AM I fed my cat. Turns out, I wasn't supposed to because my mom wanted to. Based on that she wants me out. Fuck my life.

"i love having your cum in my pussy"

I said "hey"
Her response "stop contacting me you know I have the restraining order and I will call the cops"
I love it when they play hard to get

>>695129014
damn bro, what did you do?

"Meeeeeeee? :("

"Yeah I know right, Meet you tonight ;)"

Does sister count? Friday about running late. If not then a photo msg from a friend from december

>>695130498
Share the photo faggot.

"Yes, do. Lol"

>current year
>text message

>>695130368
female. Long story spanning two years of trying to be with someone, but he's depressed and too emotionally fucked up for me. At least he thinks so

that message came from me deactivating my facebook and him being a little bitch saying he didn't care I'd blocked him and then that he's sorry for being childish

I just want him here so much tbh

>>695129393
Nope.. she sure didn't.

>>695130636
Nah. Just the two of us smiling, nothing exciting

"Ouuuu fancy"

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>>695128179
okay it's charged

text is
>Yes yes you were banished to the kitten cage
dated may 18th 2013 9:58PM

I had a weird fetish thing going on with this girl who liked to pretend she was a dom
got suddenly disgusted with myself and stopped replying to or meeting up with her

>tfw she was the only girl who showed any interest in me over the past 5 years
>since cutting off contact with her I literally haven't actually talked to a girl my age once, much less texted them

kill me

How early?

"I do but sometimes I only make it worse for me when night come"

>>695130804
can't love somebody until they love themselves femanon, sorry.

>>695130884
She seems like a bitch to me then.

"man, I love you!!
Youre the best best friend ever, buddy"

:|

Got L if you need

"I just don't think I will never love you" it hurts

"then mystic took it back"

Let's see if she is a /b/tard...
"I'm a lightweight so 2 might do it for me lol"

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Some slut off tinder that I'm gonna keep ignoring

"Also the pokeball spinning just makes it a curve ball"

"please pick up half and half"

>>695131546
She must be nasssty if you don't take free head.

>>695125421
Stop texting me.

>>695131646
making speedballs...right?

I honestly can't remember.

>>695131098
its not entirely true. I pretty much hate myself too but I know i love him and I know he cares about me too. I just wanted to try. Life is pretty lonely and I worry about him a lot.

>>695130804
Normally I give that advice to sad bros who are all like why don't girls like my depressed self. Gotta learn to love yourself before others will love you. I suppose in your situation you love him but he has to learn how to love himself before he can love you.

Odd, but same deal. Gotta love yourself first. Probably time to move on femanon.

>>695125421
"Fuck you my grandma just died last night."

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>>695130944

>99,920,644 seconds
>1,665,344 minutes (rounded down)
>27,755 hours (rounded down)
>1156 days (rounded down)
>165 weeks (rounded down)
>316.85% of a common year (365 days)

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>>695131685
Not even gonna bother, even if she comes right to my door

"I wanna go places, let us go on a miniature trip" :)

>>695132121
sir you need to harpoon that whale... right in the blow hole.

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>>695125421
i recognize that retarded smile anywhere and those tits. it's thefluffiestbunny guys

>>695131727
Ouch

I love you baby

Goodnight baby ️

>>695132121
Free head is free head bro. Just don't let her know where you live

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>>695132067
don't make me feel any worse than I already do fam

They're supposed to sleep 16-17 hours a day.

>>695132729
If she's willing to randomly show up at your door to suck dick, imagine how many other guys she's doing that to?
You're just opening yourself up to STDs.

>>695125421
Kisses, brother, & sweet dreams

>>695125421
>What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?
Hoy no estaba tan larga comparada con otras veces! Si amor tambien

>>695125421
My vision is done! I can't see anything now. Just looking at my phone is just blurry spots.

-- from my ex

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>>695132247
I'm already seeing 3 other girls, I was just really drunk and bored when I messaged the whale. Here's the only "nude" she sent me

Pig? WTF just happened? That for some reason turned me on. Yes, I'd fuck a pig. But I'd want to get like dressed up like a Playboy centerfold.

>>695132860
If you're white and American you'd be surprised how many women from third world countries would jump at the opportunity to get a green card at your expense.
It's something.

Goodnight

Passing that ride you were on

"Hey babes"

"i'm fighting back"

>>695133133
I bet she sucks a good dick. She'll probably even swallow. Those bitches are usually pretty fucked up and will do about anything for approval

>let's just be friends, ok?

>>695125421
Been ready for awhile now idk what else 2 do

Eat my ass

I'm not at the baby sitting job anymore Sir

Lol I'm just flying out for school that Saturday and I don't move in at school til Sunday so I'll probably just chill in Chicago for the day

>>695125421
>I'm heading over there now

Your kisses give me life

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I'm only like half blind

>>695125421
I'm sorry but we're gonna have to cancel our date next Friday, Jamal just asked me out.

>>695134642
>Jamal

Your tiny white manlet cock was not sufficient, she has now turned to the African mamba to ignite the fire deep inside her soul.

Papa Bear, you're masters in league. You should stop grinding and come over. This Korean booty needs some loving.

"Lol"
brb, suicide imminent

Lmao this is ridiculous but here it is:

Aww poor my bapes. By bapes I mean your feet. It's ok I'll pet you and massage them as soon as I see you next

>>695136646
At least it wasn't "K".

>>695125421
'thanks mom.'

"I'll call you sexy baguette then"

>>695137777
CHECK MY QUADS

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>Hey if you still want the DS lite I'd be willing to let you take it for $25 like you said

"I didn't blow up on the way to my hair appointment"

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"I can't believe you"

"because we had to leave at 11."

It says "i know :/"

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sigh

"I will butt."

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>>695125421
I only bought this phone a year ago. Don't have any texts from opposite sex.

>me in 2 years

>>695140479
>not blurring the number

'haha'

Sleep well

"mean cunt"

What a gorgeous picture baby girl

"I knoooow. I was thinking back to when we went on that field trip that you and Nathan ditched me on and didn't go xD" did I do it right

>>695132121
post her contact info
i want to get in on that

>>695125421
I hate you,why can't we just be friends?

"Exactly"

>>695125421
I am outside.

>hey honey. Are you coming over this weekend ?

From my mom.

>>695125421
can i call u for like five min

Voy

>>695141979
Ven

Love u

"You're so mean"
>I asked her what happened in class since I missed that day
>She said that principals took photos for school
>I replied with an "ok, thanks"
>You'resomean.jpg
>Apologized
>She said "Ok" with an smiling emoji
>dafuk

I'll just reschedule for when I get back.

She's going to hawaii for 2 weeks. Im gonna miss her ;_;

fine.

>>695142275
Betamale detected

Ive tried my hardest but im done with you

I like seeing you cum

>>695137940
No

''¡¿Pero que lo que te pasa cabron?!''

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Here's the conversation- somehow we got to the topic of feminism
Me: What's your view of feminism?
Her: Feminism is great
Me: But to what point?
Her: All of it. Feminism is equality for all.
Me: But how are men and women unequal at this point in time in RIGHTS
Me: Don't give me manspreading and shit
Her: Because of wage gap ?? Rape culture ??
Me: Oh boy, the wage gap
Me: This myth has been busted so many times
Her: Excuse me?
Her: Choke on a dick if you think it doesn't exist
Me: The wage gap is the overall earnings of ALL women compared to ALL men
Me: It exists but it's up to more women to go into STEM jobs.
Me: And rape culture doesn't exist.
Her: Fuck you. You actually repulse me. I'm not speaking to you about this, or at all. Literally fuck you. Rape culture is a real thing, and it's horrible.
Me: I understand rape exists.
Me: It's terrible
Me: But a "culture" defending it is untrue.
Me: When a man is accused of rape it's more along the lines of guilty until proven innocent because of all the support the "victim" gets.
Me: I understand rape exists.
Her: I NEVER SAID I DIDN'T
Her: CONSIDERING I AND MY MOM WERE RAPED
Her: FUCK YOU. RAPE CULTURE. EXISTS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, DO YOU?
Me: If you don't think I understand, explain.
Her: Oh my god you dumb fucking cunt you don't even know what rape culture is
Her: I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DUMB FUCK
Her: YEAH, I GET IT
Me: But keep in mind that a woman can give consent, have sex, then after say, "Hey I didn't like that" and claim sex.
Her: Rape culture exists, you arrogant prick
(1/2)

I don't know, right now I'm trying to focus on the summer school and all that jazz and I also have to leave for Chicago this weekend. I've kind of got lots going on atm so I'll let you know if we can hang out sometime

>>695132121
Breh...it's just head you don't need to date her. I've had worse. I only date good looking girls but would fuck just about anything. Every hole is a goal.

Yea, night I love you.

"all i know is that Murray better make a cameo lol"

>Why don't you answer your phone? >Answer it right now!!!!!

>>695143050
>ONSIDERING I AND MY MOM WERE RAPED
obvious lies

"Good night Sir"

That bitch better capitalize that shit

"ok"

>>695125421
There are literally none.

Haven't bothered with women since I replaced my phone in November.

"stfu you faggot, BF1 is going to be the shit"
I love her <3

>>695143050
Well your first mistake was discussing politics with a woman. Civil discourse is impossible because their views are entirely based on emotion; anything less than complete agreement is seen as a personal attack.

>>695143219
Me again, after I slept with 100 girls I increased my standards. I'd have to be really drunk and she'd have to rush over for me to bother with her

"Lol I'm at the new restaurant"

Does my therapist, mom, or sister count?

I know! But it's cool you got to start somewhere! "

Bar. Saturday. Bands. ...
I didnt go because trying to quit dtinking.

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>>695143960
>Implying I'm not always drunk and below average broads arent always throwing themselves at me.

Well yea, that's just a given.

>>695143616
You seem like a smart b ro. Can i ask age.

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>>695144333
Yeah she's a fucking liar.

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"Goodnight! :)" after I told her goodnight.
Always be the one to initiate the goodnight.

"Hey! This is Emily from POF. Just texting you so you have my number! Look forward to possibly meeting you soon :)"

She's a student away for the summer, but was still active on pof for some reason. I told her to text me when she got here.

"good night qt, sweet dreams :*"

>>695144333
Dafuck is this

>>695144720
Faggotry

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>>695143050
Me: But explain to me what "rape culture" is if you say I don't understand what it is. But for rape to exist doesn't mean that rape culture has to exist. That's like saying crime exists so there's a crime culture.
Me: But please explain.
Her: I already explained oh my god
Me: When? I only have the texts where you call me stupid I think our texts have delay.
Me: I have up until "rape culture does exist you arrogant prick."
Me: ??
Her: Rape culture is women being told they were asking for it, men being told they should have liked it. It's (mostly) women are catcalled and dateraped and drugged and it's when people get told they shouldn't be drinking, or wearing that. It's the whole "culture" that blames the rape on the victims.
Me: Ok I just got the explanation.
Me: People telling women that they were asking for it are just edgy kids who think rape isn't a problem in society today. Same with the "you should have liked it" shit. The date rape thing saying it's their fault for drinking it is pretty edgy too. The people saying these things are mostly not in power in the govt. deciding what should happen to rapists and the victims. And if they are in the govt. there aren't enough people to make a majority to sway the vote of a court case. Again. Rape exist, but saying there's a "culture" defending the rapists and blaming the victims is pretty ludicrous. Those people do exist but calling it a culture is a little much...

no response yet. rip

(2/2)

>>695144720
Psychotic gf problems.

>>695143050
Keeper

"we had taco loco"

>>695125421
Cya tomorrow

>>695125421
Y a mi entender los están masacrando

No problem -- let me know if it works!

"Yeah, dude! Let me call my new job tomorrow to see if they know when I'm coming in yet, and we can figure something out." First time I've ever had a decent one when one of these threads rolled around

>>695125421
"Poop"
"Bitch i said i love you!"

"I'm not gonna sleep with you if that's the plan" fml i wanna fuck this chick so bad she moaned so loud last time my uncle and niece left the house for walk. She let me cum in her ass and pussy but gave me a mad yeast infection

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>>695144324
Average is okay, but this girl is just too unattractive in every way. And she was playing hard to get which is when I started ignoring her. She wanted me to grab coffee with her. Wouldn't be seen dead with her. Maybe if she was super smart and into the same stuff as me, but there too she's got nothing going for her.

"xdddddd"

"For your burger"

Please stop it
cant we be proffesionaL

Yeah, dude! Let me call my new job tomorrow to see if they know when I'm coming in yet, and we can figure something out.

>>695145408
>>695145744
Huh

"Esta re loco ese loro boludo!"
Translates roughly like "That parrot is fucking crazy"
Am argentinian

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>>695145751
>the number's at the top
anon was this on purpose?

>>695125421
Let me know when you're on your way home and I'll get the plates washed. Just called it in and they said 20 minutes. Drive safe, love you! :)

yeah it was!!! thank u

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>>695146371
sounds like a lovely wife/gf saying she ordered pizza and she cares about your safety.
Anon I am jealous.

Ok, love you mom.

>Forever a virgin

>>695145635
Yeah just ignore her or fuck with her. If she was playing hard to get and 5 msgs later she wants to suck you off, shes crazy. Just fuck with her, keep sending one word messages, post results..Why? ..... umm ok ...... ???? ..... could? ..... etc

>>695146266
Do what ever the hell you want with it

"you're my wonderful beautiful baby. i love you so much i'll try to txt you tomorrow. you call me if ya need anything at all baby i'm really sorry but i need my rest. i work again tomorrow but i promise to come see you when i get off work. goodnight wonderful"

>>695146666
Check'em motherfuckers!!!

Casual is good

>>695125421
No next may

>>695146716
what's the sister's name so I can make this sound realistic? the one you said you have no interest in

Goodnight hope you die in your sleep <3

There's a party tonight, would you want to go?? c:


I said ehhh not really like a faggot.

>>695147035
Alyssa, but I recommend just spamming them for greater effect. Just do what ever you want

>>695125421
i can't remember because it was well over a year ago

>>695125421
"Lol not really. I'm probably gonna dm him or something 1 sec"

talking about someone stalking her on instagram

>>695125421
"Might wanna get tested, tnx for the fun night"

"I guess"

Me: I think pokemon go is out in canada now
Her: oh! lemme check! You are right!! ^___^ *snugs*
Me: Yayyy!
Me: I gotta sleep, goodnight
Very recent so unread atm, I actually talk to a few girls everyday, I'm not really into dating or worrying about a relationship so it's easier to keep friends than it is to try to create a love that they don't share with you.

>>695125421
If you treated me with respect from the get go I would not have freaked out.

>>695146606
You're right on all counts except one, it was Indian food, better than pizza!

Don't be jealous, there's something out there for you somewhere I'm sure. It's just a matter of putting yourself out there and having patience, I didn't meet my wife until I was 28, and I had to go through a truckload of crazy bitches and boring women and immature girls and sexually incompatible partners to find her. Everything will happen when it's time, the universe is fucking nuts but it's got a plan for us all. Keep your head up, stay vigilant... and bathe frequently.

>>695130245
what a stupid cunt, you should kill the cat and hide it in woods

>>695125421
"BTW I'm keeping the baby"

I just kinda wish i didnt fuck you on my birthday.. i kinda regret that now. But you go do what you need to do. Sorry i couldnr be enough for you

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>>695147799
thanks anon ;_;

>>695125421
"Had a fun night!"

>>695147993
Going through some heart break anon?

>>695148024
>>695146606
tranny?

Hope you had a good day.

>>695125421
Okay :)

Goodnight, I love you

"I love you, good night "

>>695126295
Living the life

"do pocket pussies feel real"

Do traps count?

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>>695148195
what? no. Just bad with women

I wish you a very good birthday, really sorry for late msg i didnt have any network this weekend :)
see you soon kisses

She didn't reply to a calltobang at my house and she send me this like 2 months later. I'm so weak i replied "thanks!"

>>695148622
lmao. Sorry dude. You just post how trannies post. I guess a lot of them are just autists that became their own gf.

>>695149439
Trannies post like that? Another cup of bleach down the hatch I guess.

>>695125421
yay

How was your birthday?