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>>695087351

70
millions.
unless you mead "had sexual intercourse with."
then 7
unless you include 2-year-olds
then 8

Your age: 25
Number of women you've fucked: 1738

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around 100

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Surprisingly the fat one was the best (shown in pic)

>>695087351
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12

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27

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26
Somewhere north of a hundred. Now settled down with a nice girl and being faithful. No regrets.

>>695087351
20
like 4

28
2

28
0

I know.

>24

>5

>>695087351
25
47

>>695088494
How does it feel being only 2 years away from being a wizard?

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0

At least I have my hand.

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3

Gf of 4 years and I broke up last year and haven't gotten laid since :'(

Getting super tired of jerking off

>>695087351
28y.
100+ But less than 125.

>>695087351
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1, muh wife

>>695087351
27
13

22
27

I'm much more happy just being with my one girl that I ever was with any of the other or just fucking around.

3 years till wizard status...

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>>695087351

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4

feeling confident

>>695088024
1738 I'm like hey wassup hello sit your pretty ass down

>>695088902

at least your girlfriend?

>>695088494
Post pics of yourself, we can help you

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98

21

2

32
50-60 (including hookers)
14 for free

>>695087351
>12
>420
MODS MODS MODS

>>695087351
23-8. Going trhough a dry-spell now. I feel like a 15 yo masturbating so much.

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4, 2 guys 2 girls

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>>695088665
It should give you an insight to my life that the fact that I am a 28 year old virgin ISN'T the most depressing thing about me, so not feeling too bad about it.

27 in half an hour

27 (yeah, exact fucking number)

24
Prob around 10 I lost count

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5 girls

1 ladyboy

>>695089283
It said women so your answer is 2, fag

>>695089014
My looks are bad, but my living conditions and mental status is even worse.

>>695089963
It said women so your answer is 0, fag

61 oldfag

around 200

Age: 19
Girls: 3

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78

>>695087351
37

0

I guess i'm a wizard

Sigh.
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0
I know guys :(

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0

28

5 yay at least, am i right?

>>695087351
>12
>ur mom

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just this one

>>695089691
Happy Birthday, Anon.

34.
0
:(

>>695090357

how do you even fuck up that badly

>inb4 troll

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1

Aw yeah suck it, zeroes

>>695090361

that's alright mate, nothing to worry about yet

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6

22

None. 100% should of been 3, 70% should of been another 3.

Im too big of a pussy to go all the way.

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13

23
Just my fiancé

>>695090631

albeit not true, good job anon

>>695087351
>be 35
>fuck 3 gfs, 1 fwb
>fuck 11 prostitues

>>695090630
Thanks for cheering me up anon :')

>>695088494
You're almost a wizard dude.

Stay the course

>>695090504
Theres so many neckbeards and social retards to get a grill u dont need be anything beyond normal really

>>695090650
>>695090650

>Im too big of a pussy to go all the way.


jesus anon...what's your fear?

age 24
5

>>695090814

start taking risks though, getting rejected is the worst that can happen

>>695090492

thx mate, you're the first to even care

>>695090852
Is that a wow reference

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Quality > quantity though
I really only considered 5 or 6 to be legitimately hot

>>695090130
fritatta

>>695090631
I could have had sex with a lot more girls but I don't like being social, have turned down girls and there were three occasions where I completely turned down pussy because I couldn't get it up/get it in etc.

>>695087351

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>>695090906
>too much of lazy fgt to buy condoms probably

17 1 and i still fucking her

>>695087351
40, 10

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>>695088260

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>>695088024
ITT: Liars

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0

>>695091033
There's a theory that if you make it to 30 without losing your virginity.

You become a wizard.

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A dozen at least, maybe closer to twenty.

None, however, in the last 6 years. Ever since high school my life's steadily gone downhill. Laid off twice in the past 2 years, no luck finding meaningful work, industry's in the shitter, debt stacking up, bills dragging me down. Fucks sake, I gotta pull out of this tailspin.

>>695090906
insecurity that my dick is small

>>695090766
It actually is because I'm rather attractive and I have a thing for girls with fucked up self esteem that aren't all that pretty

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>>695090852
I plan on it, being 28 and a virgin doesn't even bother me anymore as I have given up on it. Never even came close, no GF ever.

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36
I'd guess >100 <150. I stopped counting. About 50 of those were hookers.

>>695091308
If its over 5 inches and shes not taller than 5"8 YOU ARE FUCKIN FINE M8

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>>695089257
I feel you, mate. Why?

>>695091353
Pyromancy > GF's

>>695091065
>>695091065

>Quality > quantity though

disagree anon. i'm the oldfag with around 200. I've been with the best and i've done the rest too. no regrets except for the three that got pg

not looking to fight. just an opinion

>>695091033
>>/out/
goddamn newfags and summerfag polluting my 4chan.

>>695087351
27
3

14
6

>>695087351
23
25 women
3 men
27 total

>>695091319

well, the last bit explains a lot. I almost believe you now anon. However, as long as you're happy with your sex life, it's all good

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>>695088298
>>695088494
>>695088706
>>695089487
>>695090326
>>695090357
>>695090361
>>695090504
>>695091167
>>695091232
>>695091291
>>695091324
>>695089257
hello my fellow zeroes

>>695087351
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somewhere around 100. i really have no idea anymore.

>>695087351

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zero women
zero men
zero absolutely zero
zero divided by zero

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>>695091121
Best looking from my bunch…she was a freak

>>695091636
Nice

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14

>>695091565
Whats wrong with newfags :(
I just wanna learn a new reference without having to dig around the internet

age:29 <15

>>695087351
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>>695087351
>age
19
># I fucked
13

>>695091274
Nah that's a myth. What really happens is you get transported to a semenary and emerge a fully frocked catholic priest and ready to molest altar boys.

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>>695091565
>>695091565

>goddamn newfags and summerfag polluting my 4chan
>my 4chan
>my

whew...it really is summer in here

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>>695091740
Yeah that was a hard one to count. I might be missing a few.

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31 years old.
At least 150 different women.
No traps no fags.

Stoked to see others +100. Most of my friends irl are cucks but I've got some eskimo brothers.

>>695091775
thats why you lurk for 2 years before posting.

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hoping on number 3 soon

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>>695089691
Happy B-Day, nigger

>>695091926
this.

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I hugged a girl once

>>695091636
Nope forgot one, I've slept with 25 women

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>>695091946
Fuck, wrong gif

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>>695091985
YUR A WIZARD HARRY

>>695091985
the closets ive gotten with a girl is my hand brushed against a store clear when she was handing me change.

>>695092055
I mean 26 so that brings my total to 29 people

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2

Both in my late teen, realized Im asexual. Havent had sex in 10 years nor do I feel any drive.

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buuuuuuut lost my virginity not even a year ago

>>695091926
Ive been lurking since i was 11 and i still dont know all the terms and bs

>>695092176
>asexual
thats a myth

>>695091670
I guess I am, because I often get compliments on my performance.

Thanks for acting like you cared for a moment amigo. I appreciate it

>>695091720
Mirin

>>695091232
yeah same me too

40
160 (including hookers)

>>695092055
You are a faggot

Age: 22
# of girls fucked: 9
Lost virginity at 15 so I got a good head start

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12

A few hotties, some not-so-hotties.
Pic related, cutie I banged in college.

I'm turning into a wizard soon, what is the first spell you learn?
Do I get to design my own robes?
Where do I get my wand?

23 years old

25 -28

I really can't remember

24 15ish
1 for free
sux cuz now im in love with sum1 & were not having sex & jacking off isnt satisfying. And i went to an escort & fingered her & that didnt help

>>695091452
Does her height matter?
I'm 6 inches and my gf is 5''10
also 18 and fucked 3 girls

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>>695092173
Nope lied again. 27 women. Lol fun to think about honestly forgot alot of my ol one nighters.

>>695092357
>what is the first spell you learn?
suicide

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42

42. half of these while married.

>>695092205
Fucking summerfags....
Newfag: New faggot on 4chan that doesnt know shit
Summerfag:A person who only goes on here on breaks or summer vacation
Fag(got):Everyone here
What else do you need to know, newfag?

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>>695092205
>Ive been lurking since i was 11
You do realize 4chan is an 18+ website right? go away kid.

>>695087351
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13
anal: 5

>>695092510
you're mean

>>695092471
Damn so you've been married 21 times?

>>695092347
>cutie
Kek

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0

had the chance once but I didn´t want to one night stand a girl and still think it was the right decision don´t wanna throw it away not being in a relationship with someone I really like

>>695092357
/x/ is where u get ur stuff
/v/ is where you will hang out with ur wizard friends

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-4

>>695092347
She's a boxxy except not cute at all.

>>695087351
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>>695092398
Taller girls have larger vaginas

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>>695092409
Forgot one more so 28. Lol Holy shit I'm a huge slut. I need to stop getting fucked up. It's hard to remember dis shit.

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>>695092564
Go suck on your mom's tit

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Age: 27
Number of women: 25

>>695092285
Other anon.
Maybe it's a myth, but let me say I feel atractted to girls and that shit, but when I already get a girl and I'm about to have sex I lost the desire to do it, then I feel like trash and think I don't really like sex.

>>695092648
>I didn´t want to one night stand a girl
Faggot

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>>695092691
>>695092646
Eh I thought she was cute in that picture, have another.

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not many but hey, two of them lots of times

>>695092753
fuck

>>695092753
Not true.

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4, 5 if you include getting head.

>>695092648
I was in your shoes too, I found out years later she's HIV positive, dont know if she had it then and I suppose a condom would probably prevent transission , but still.

>>695092510
Im not new im just a slow learner kinda like retard going through school.

>>695092620
Ha ha... Nah, just once. Still am.

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Most likely true. Though, most were hookers, escorts, and Asian "massage" girls.

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>>695092895
TOP KEK

>>695092558
10 yrs of lurking m8

Your age: 24 (25 in a couple of weeks)
Number of women you've fucked: 334

>>695092895
Good looking body, I'll give you that

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I'm 52
Cathy, Karen, Lisa, Lynn, Linda, Claire, Ben, Abi, Clare, Susan, Layla, Liz, Tanya, Debbie, Sue

>17
>2

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Age 29

Sex: 1 over 300 times over last five years and she still a ten. Marriage is better than you fagets realize

>>695093016
I don't gotta prove shit to you!

>>695093085
Karen is a hot girl's name. Tanya is a stripper name. Which one was better?

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over 20 some underage some way too hot for me im not ugly but ive been blessed with 2 threesomes and some delicious situations in past.

>>695093085
>ben
Is this a YLYL Thread?

>>695092918
Every part of your body is proportionate unless u have some weird genetics. The bigger the body of a person the bigger every organ is

>>695093033
oh yeah? prove it.

when was 4chans sixth birthday and how did we celebrate it?

>>695087351
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>>695093016
>this is the funnest dude at the party

Ok so how do i get sexual satisfaction without the sex?

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>>695093485
drugs

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>>695093560
Which?

>>695093346
By making a bullshit story about being here since i was 11 for no reason

>>695088494
Dont listen to these fuckers, havent you heard that 40 is the new 30? Your wizard status aint for a while bud.

I h8 having a sex drive while beig a cuck

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>>695092942

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>>695087351
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8 females and 2 males.

>>695093800
Youve fucked an iraq war veteran to?

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engaged

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>>695093106
mods

>>695092895
Kek. Must be good to have such low standard

>>695093800
>.5
Guaranteed replies

What are some chemical castration drugs? I swear i need em

>>695091179
ITT missing the joke

>>695089257
Greetings, Grand Wizard!

>>695093847
Im a newfag but i glide past those threads

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>>695090130
>>695089963
DAMN SON WHERED YOU FIND THIS ONE

>>695088310
mah man

>>695093866
that looks like kripparrian

>>695093963
Shut this thread down

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something like 15-20

>>695091636
>Math

>19
>15

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mid 60's

>>695093866
Tell me about your sexual experiences. I'm curious because of the odd split of partners

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I was a virgin before college
I wore this 2class the 1st day

>>695094547
Hes a fag and ur a fag to end of story

>>695089693
>around 10 I lost count

You lost count near 10? Did you run out of fingers?

>>695093719
Really? washed up on the first question which wasn't even hard.

I had a 4 more questions ready as a newfag detection system.

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>>695087351
36yo
43 mostly dumb girls I could barely tollerate long enough to screw, and 3 intelligent people I should have put roots down to stay with if I ever wanted to marry.
That said, in hindsight I'm thankful as fuck I never married.
Quit it all 2 years ago, the single life is for me.


I LIVE MA LAFF LAK DERS NO TO-MOROOOOOOW etc.

>23 yrs
>20 partners
imokaywiththis.jpeg

I've fucked twenty but i'm not sure how old im

>>695087351
age: 22

number: 20

>>695094682
Nigga ive been coming here for 3 months anyhting before that and i didnt even know 4chan existed