>>694992811
his friend asked him to buy 15 watermelons for him and hes coming over soon but the guy sitting down is very nervous because he forgot whether he was meant to buy watermelons or normal melons.

Juan has a dozen watermelons. He wonders how many cuts he will have to make in order to have an even number of slices for his 42 friend who are coming for the fiesta.

>>694994346
It's Halloween and that's her costume

>>694992811
They're all filled with vodka, and he's already eaten several of them. He's all alone, extremely depressed, and contemplating suicide.

>>694994346
Rorgul, Demon of Nightmares, owes his friend $20 bucks for helping him move over the weekend and is stopping by the ATM.

>>694994697
A dog with a reflective surface behind there retina

>>694994346
Shanequa just got her nails did

>>694994878
Hipster hippies have a sword becuase guns are too mainstream

>>694994878
>Woodstock
The filename says it all tbh

>>694995001
tranny

>>694995001
Zarya from Overwatch gets her hair died black, pro Korean players really want to touch her.

>>694994346
Basement dweller of 4chan who lost his nail clippers among the garbage piles years ago ventures out by borrowing mememaws car and credit card while she takes a nap.

>>694995001
Name please

>>694995279
I really really like this image, so i became it.

>>694995001
Tranny contest, its a contest to see who is the manliest tranny... She won.

>>694995257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM

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>>694995417
Dude thanks

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>X-Files music

>>694995544
Has dick

>>694992811
he's trying to become black

>>694995426
Girl in bunny suit hates her life and wants to end it slowly with cancer

>>694995617

>Chimp wearing a tuxedo for a sci-fi film

>>694995494
Wanted food but didnt want to get out of bed

>>694995617
WTF is this??? Has to be fake

>>694995494
typical 4chan user

>>694995554
Potato gun projectile hit the wall and broke it

>>694992811
Dude has a bunch of watermelons, trying to think what to do with all these watermelons.

>>694995001
death by snu snu

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>>694995279
Wants to be a ceramic Jew.

>>694995544
>tfw you have completely given up on everything

>>694995617
george w bush was such a fucking disaster as president americans turned to a black guy to save them

>>694995426
I HATE FUCKIN WABBITS

>>694995947
DIY Procreation Protection

>>694995279
JAR OF GREED
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>>694995426
SMELLS LIKE A PILE O BULLSHIT

>>694994878
The old man was faking hauntings by dressing up as ghosts to keep people from buying the old campgrounds

>>694995617
Planet of the Apes sequel

>>694996427
he's a medieval-aged christian

>>694995544
goes to religious private school in france. parents leaving for buisness trip for the weekend, calls friend and they get the alcohols and play sonic all night

>>694996427
4chan in the 1300's?

>>694995617
white guilt psy-op

>>694992811
Stole all the food in his neighbor's kitchen and is nervous whether or not that nigglet family will know it was him

>>694996727
what bout the hamster

>>694992811
He's a fan of heavens lost property and he's pretending to be ikaros

>>694997336
the dog is ethnic

>>694995544
triple dubs

she's so cute i just want to kiss her fucking face

>>694994346
Niggress is gonna niggress

>>694995927
Kek

>>694995279
Isn't it kinda self explanatory?

>>694995001
gross

>>694996215
Way underrated

>>694997279
thats what they do in france

>>694992811
Thinking of the best way to lore all the niggers in his neighborhood so he can kill them

>>694997743
Fake

>>694996427
one guys scratching his balls and the other one is warming himself over a fire, the nuns are reading a book with their eyes closed

>>694997493
That one friend that always takes it too far.

>>694997743
Why would anyone photoshop niggers into a white person graduation?

>>694994346
laquisha is on he way to a pageant and was running low on gas. simple

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>>694996215
Gumbo

>>694995494
Natural homeless in japan.
those fuckers are advanced.

>>694997604
I think it's called splosh

>>694998213
She hasn't unlocked her boyfriend yet.

>>694997604
It's called "Family Recipe" for a reason, anon...

>>694998421
The Japanese Olympics.

>>694998421
Never forget to stretch

>>694998421
Worlds best job

>>694997604
interior semiotics

>>694998421
Oh shit, I remember hearing about this during the olympics but I never saw the pic.

>>694995279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_S8NjPEXk

>>694995001
that niga swole

>>694997604
Bean Boy grew up to find a qt13 gf and he is only aroused when she covers herself in bush's original baked beans

>>694995544
Senpai didn't notice it.

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These dubs

>>694999810
Police called by a potato when he got tricked into "duplicating" his items by dropping them behind al kharid bank and pressing alt f4

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>>695000002
off by 2, kys

>>694999931
no

>>694999072
world's best looking crow

>>694997604
bitch is not in kitchen so she receives death by beaning

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>>694999735
Thank you anon.

>>694997911
>the nuns are reading a book with their eyes closed

Why the fuck did this make me laugh?

>>695000002
he clicked on that link

>>694992811
Picked up melons at a farm that day? His deep contemplation could be unrelated
>>694994346
Lashawnda
>>694994878
>filename
>>694995001
>Fighting World GP 2016
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Gabi-Garcia-181735
She's a fighter doing a press thing. Dunno what's up with the Asians.
>>694995279
Common yugioh cards back when it was popular
>lol it'd be funny if i paint my face and take a pic with them.
>>694995426
On break at Chinese retail on Easter Sunday
>>694995494
sorry for reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/41ja7o/homeless_guy_in_japan/
>>694995544
idk but id fuck that tranny
>>694995554
photoshop
>>694997604
>4fuckr
It's a fetish. I can get into it

At a loss for any others at the moment

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>>695000205
it is fine, we will get the next one

>>695000000
Faggot

>>694997604
she just got frickin' BEANED

>>694994346
She's some secretary bitch who wear freaking long nails even when she works, although she can't type a damn word correctly and she last fucking minutes typing a name... I hate those bitches.

>>694992811
> contemplating whether smuggling heroine in watermelons is a good idea or not.

>>694997336
His ATF application video

>>695000573
stop exploiting your dominance over me

>>695000650
just google vitiligo

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>>694996090
too bad it's pot of greed

>>694995397
Or HE won...???

>>695000877
reply to this post or i kill your mother in her sleep tonight

>>695000573

pretty nicely done

>>694994524
Well that's just self explanatory, come on now

>>695000714
>>695000877
>lol i hacked simpsons hit and run and made these character playable

>>694996067

and he did a hell of a lot better than Bush or McCain/Romney would have

>>695001351
pls dont kill my mothr nice dubs

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>>694996090
You fucked up anon.

>>695001368
>hacked
you can do that with cheat codes iirc

>>694997336

furry lives matter

>>695000650
would bet my life she blames her skin for being racist

i have a structured settlement and i need cash now

>>694997493
Sorority recruits I guess.

>>695000650
>tfw after scuba diving in shit.

>>694992811
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

>>695001421
niggers steal shit

>>695000650
This is what happens when niggers pay child support.

>>695001765
no

>>694998421
Da fuck smells like fish???

>>695001368
No one asked
No one cares

>>694994878
Dad?! Seriously though, pretty sure that my father. I'm not joking, that's my dad... that fucked up, where'd you get this?

>>694998421
sauce?

>>694999810
What the fuck??? I was using private browsing.

>>694997493
The Catholic Womens League presentation of "A Period Piece" wasn't as big of a hit with the crowd as they were hoping.

>>695002005
Backyard Sluts 2

>>695002187
why
WHY

>>694995554

Jimmy was born as a genetic mistake. His parents logically locked him in the basement since birth. Feeding him intermittently with leftovers and plasticware.

After years of toiling away with plastic spoons, Jimmy was able to break through the cement walls he called home.

>>694997408
>she

>>695001351
oh god no

>>695000650
This is what happens when you horny wife wants you and he have a threesome with a nigger.

>>694994346
Easy, its a fucking otaku

>>695002348
They heard someone had coke in there.

>>695002297
Flawless

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>>694997336
How long till we hear about this on the news?

>>695001363
Pretty impresive

>>695000650

"when you pay your credit card payment on time"

>>695002585
http://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Sex_position

>>695003007
It's not a real cop dummy

>>694997604
Soon to be farting

>>695001421
Nigger dreamin in the hood

>>694997604
I dont care, that girl just sexy

>>695001223
Replying (Fuck you anon).

>>694997743
They stole that suits

>>695001421
guy's job is to model for stock photos. Probably to fund his drug habit

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>>695001223
OO

>>694995213
top zozzle
+1 m'dude

>>695003548
faggot

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>>695001114
This image distresses me.

>>695003098
>America
Says it all. I live in florida and people pose with their arsenal all the time. This dude seems pretty average Joe outside the firearms

>>694997493
Sorority recruits. If the gap between your legs is too small that it crushes the egg you get shamed for it and called a pig until you lose weight. If you don't you're not allowed past the rush/bid period.

I was a big at a fraternity so i was like a "older brother" to the new sororiwhores.

>>694997604
BEANS BEANS THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM

>>694997336
A poodles skin is actually black under the fur so...
self explanatory.

>>695001223
wph shit dude clam down

>>695002348
Probably taken at a zoo or refuge. Their pen or sanctuary is probably being renovated and this is their temporary home hence the straw on the floor.

>>694997336
The dog is reaching for his pocket

>>695002104
rick trying to steal some shit in the latest episode of trailer park boys

>>695002187
Why the fuck would you do that?

>>694992811
A watermelon farmer grieves for his financial future after saving what little of his produce he could from a terrorist attack by Gallagher.

>>694994346
A scarecrow is in the back seat and doesn't quite fit entirely within the car.

>>694994524
A faggot has discovered photoshop.

>>694994697
The dog has mind control powers.

>>694994878
This happens when you do certain kinds of women. I mean drugs.

>>694995001
It's a man. That's not strange for them.

>>694995426
Donnie Darko is actually real, and will pimpslap a bitch if she doesn't pull more johns today.

>>694995494
A homeless person with all their possessions on a mobile platform.

>>694995617
We gave social justice a shot. It failed and will not be revisited. No women presidents, no black presidents, just straight white men from now on. So, no, not Sanders either.

>>694997604
ShoeOnHead can be a silly girl who has fun, and she has a fetish for tin cans.

>>694997743
Niggers just learned how to steal educations.

>>694999072
It has accepted that its feet have dried into the paint and it will die never moving from that spot.

>>695000398
After meeting Fay, someone tries to sell them on Third Wave Feminism.

>>695000574
Mexican immigrant labor.

>>695000650
She realized black lives mattered, but only by 3/5ths of a white.

>>695003098
russia???!?!

>>695004667
*ricky

fugg my life family DD-:

>>694995001
It's just Gabi Garcia
Gets her shit wrecked by Makenzie Dern in BJJ yearly.

>>694998421
4chan users' wet dream

>>694996251

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those damn kids.

>>695000574
DINKELBURG

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and before some retarded copy pastes the retarded shit from funnyjunk, they didnt have item numbers on their menu in the 60s. Hell they only had about 6 items total

>>695005437
Factually false.

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>>694998421
the fuck is this? lol sauce??

>>694995494
Thats a good anime

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>>695005728
It's from some porn. dunno what though

>>695002585
My favorite part of this joke is how no one gets it's an actual joke and just jump on the bandwagon of "EW THAT POSITION IS GROSS HAHA I'M AN OLDFAG NOW"

>>694996427
He's cutting off his balls so the testosterone doesn't deepen his voice when he sings in the choir

>>694997743

they all have sociology degrees.

really, that's what blacks get. sociology is like SJW porn. it's all pathetic stories of losers and how to kiss ass and try to be nice to everyone. fucking pathetic. if you can barely make an argument that something is "bad" and you want to make it "nice" in any somewhat reasonable way, you get an A.

>>695000650
When you havent stolen anything in a week

>>695003548
Nigger.

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>>694994697
Bobby's friends are trying to convince him to come out of the closet but he doesn't want to since he's not gay. He just likes to play Red Rocket which is totally not gay in the slightest. It's just a healthy curiosity about animals. See, Jojo is happy about it, look how happy he is.

>>694992811
>He built it
>and they came

>>695000650
when u dont steal anything for a week