>>694969612
Wtf is up with that 1st one

>>694969451
Poor koala :(

>>694969612
Guy on the road just Kurt Cobained himself, fuck.

>>694969229

never would have guessed those little guys were carnivorous

>>694970312
Take a good look at the face of this tragedy...

>>694969954

fake and gay

>>694969171
Its Doug!
When they take it out he will be known as Douglas.

>>694969558
Kek'd hard at the Assassin's Creed Real Life.

>>694970067
>>694970107


holy shit

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>694969134
thank u ive been looking for this

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>>694970890
You're right. I know what I must do now.

>>694970890

Lol get a load of this faggot

>>694970890
Ok mom

>>694970890
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>694969954
>TFW my GF made me sit thru the new Ghostbusters

>>694970206
That's a sloth, fucktard

>>694970067
Now THAT'S what I call wrekt

>>694970890
This would be bait.

>>694971254
Anon, I understand this is a rekt thread, but let's not get too crazy, okay?

>>694970067

poor horsey :( wish the bull gored that faggot human instead

>>694968112
that guy is sooo smart....he set all this up as a ruse to grab her tits. well played sir. well played ;)

>>694970695
Stop or I'll shoot!

>>694971355
Have you even seen Ice Age? Sloths don't live in trees, they walk around on ice and shit.

>>694971620
Oh fuck, you're right.

>>694970067
>>694970107
Ow

>>694968112

never seen this with sound, always wondered what the the snapping sounds like

>>694971225
Reading this article almost made me sick to my stomach. Not trying to bash the GOP (they don't need any help with that) but when a political party can so blatantly suck the you know what of a lobbyist organization like the NRA and do it without shame, even throw them a freaking PARTY with the entire world watching it makes me wonder why I vote at all. THIS is what’s wrong with American politics. The Democrats are no different. NONE of them are any different yet WE, THE PEOPLE keep voting for them while they throw their lavish Hollywood bashes for their friends-with-money and arrogantly stick their middle fingers in America’s face. Then they give their daily speeches, the conservatives gnashing and wailing about the evil liberals, the liberals gnashing and wailing about the evil conservatives and WE, THE PEOPLE follow lock-step and gnash and wail against each other, our families and friends, our co-workers and neighbors, giving credence to the great divide that THEY created and perpetuate. The reason our countrymen are so deeply divided on everything, not just the proliferation of guns but EVERYTHING is because our government is and that’s the way they like it. Because if WE, THE PEOPLE are neatly divided and cast in the cement of our differences they can just keep sticking their fingers up while lining their pockets with OUR money. There is no difference between the parties other than the spelling. If we do not give voice, loudly and with conviction to our discontent, our magnificent country will always be ruled by the madmen with the money. And it will be what we deserve. Because a nation ruled by lobbyists, corporations, banksters and their puppets isn’t a nation under God, by or for the people.

Still no girls destroying male genitals, damn

>>694970890
fresh pasta

tl;dr

>>694969709
I feel bad for laughing lmao

>>694972047
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

copy much?

>>694968112
Why does she look so in pain before the accident? Serious question

>>694970284
the weak must fear the strong

>>694968112

yes, yes well done. HOWEVER

>>694972670
It looks like an embarrassed smile to me, or something of the like.

>>694972670
She's working muscles she hasn't worked before.

>>694971965
There's no snapping sound.

She doesn't even scream or anything, just gasps.

>>694970067
>>694970107

fucking a that second video tho

>>694969307
Appropriate filename.

>>694970760

did it ded?

>>694973459
no, it's weed trap, he got high

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>>694973459
The world may never know

>>694973761
I was waiting for it...

>>694973761
rest of story?

>>694971355
>TAKING THE BAIT

>>694969711
Faces of death .....fake

>>694973916
Tha filename, kek'd hard.

>>694969307

Wondering what car that is (looks like a volvo 244 or something similar). Anyone have a slower version of the GIF?

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Emotionally rekt

>>694969497
A sociopath in the making

>>694970542
not gay to find this hot

>>694974388
Fuck you mean "in the making"? Is he not already a sociopath?

>>694974519
Yes it is you fag

>>694970284
Omnivores mother fucker
learn biology

>>694969346
why did i laugh so hard at this

>>694974274
That looks like my brother. RIP That would be him though lol

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>>694974536
That was the final quiz, he got 100%

>>694969879
Scarred me for life.

>>694974961
Tour de France

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>>694969558

>>694975159

Turkey less than 48 hours ago

>>694974274
fucking hell

>>694974841
Buy him this gun>>694975172

>>694974961
Holy shit. Are those turkroaches?

>>694974274

What's he even doing?

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>>694975420
Yep

>>694970890
you must be new

>>694975601
lol true

>>694975429
Cucking

>>694969954
yep some random creapy movie

>>694972670
if something is heavy enough to fuck up your legs like that its gonna hurt before dont you think

>>694975079
Christ how much of a pussy is that guy, even ran away from the monitor.

>>694970542
look at u op

>>694973047
Sauce?

>>694969346
Thanks that made me laugh for the first time today

>>694973916
sandniggers?

>>694974274
doesn't matter, at least touch her vag

>>694976397
But the point is he doesn't get to touch it the way he wants. RIP

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>>694970760
dat kush rollin in

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>>694971355
czech em summer faggot

>>694976577
That was me my first time lmao.

>>694970188
Guy who wasn't patted down when taken into custody even thought he went through 3 different officers. 2nd officer thought the 1st officer had already checked him. An heroed in interrogation room.

Can anyone find me boots666? (the guy who stomps on small animals woth boots)

>>694974961
gotta love the brainless muslims yelling allah akbar when their mates just got mashed like potatoes

>>694974961
FROM MUSLIM TO MUESLI

>>694970890
Niggered

>>694974961
Get out the way! Get out the way!
>Great song!