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>>694938129
Rules:
>Discuss your Waifu/Husbando
>Claims are completely unenforced and are not protected
>Waifus are public property
>Only one waifu per anon
>No avatarfaging
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is the entire point
>Insults should be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>694945083
i always did think heterochromia was really hot for some reason. thats one the reasons i like coco so much, shes just so perfect in every aspect
>>694945126
crime around here is low and not many people get hurt, so the firefighters play a massive role in my county
>>694945206
t-thank you~~
BL A KE CL A I M ED
Fake and ghey already a thread up
>>694944698
Gtfo
This is actually better than the other one.
>>694946175
Lies
Straya cunt
>>694945256
Sage
Saging
DIE COMMIES
>>694948416
>happened once before
Wew lad
>>694949152
Shinoa is now a commie
>why?
This is how we all et banned
Claiming in this thread too
SO WHERE THE FUCK DO I POST?
>>694949413
Non-commie bread
>>694948363
>>694949289
Yes. That's why
....
Post in this.
Saber claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs
I will be back when we only have 1 thread and im not confused
>>694949573
That picture makes Shinoa look like a child..
>Coming from Shizuru, who also looks like a child.
>>694949677
This is communism
>>694949586
>>694949677
So let the shitposter do his thing in other thread?
>>694949948
Won't be sooner, sensei
>>694949998
The system has shifted attention from discussing your waifu to worrying about claiming your waifu first every thread, every now and then we have a problem with people claiming the same waifu, these shitstorm are not fixable they are inevitable with the current system. if waifus where public property and people discussed their waifus in solidarity this would all be fixed.
THREAD IS COMMUNISM
>>694949981
I think its becuase she's a bit further than mitsuba. Maybe her being short plays I'm that too
>looks like a child
How old is she?
>>694948290
Tired and itchy as fuck, but decent otherwise I suppose.
How bout you?
>>694948455
If I don't pass out, I can't sleep. Truly crazy.
Mmm, not much. My friend's coming over, staying over here for Sunday and Monday, going home Tuesday morning. Nigga needs to get out of his house somethin fierce.
>>694948493
True. I say give it another hour and I'll probably be tired enough to pass out for a few more hours.
>I am not going to do multithread posting, as much as I'd love to eurobeat while doing so.
I'm not fucking sharing my Rin
Call the KGB i dont give a fuck
>>694950021
Yeah. I can't really find any other solution.
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>694950340
>Filename
Yes you are don't deny it
They stopped spamming
>>694950340
Greedy autists like you ruined these threads, claiming doesn't mean jack just talk about your waifu.
>>694950471
Roll
>>694950473
Be quiet! Old man pleaser!
>>694950517
YOU stopped spaming so that people would come to your thread.
>>694945256
Claiming Coco,but not sharing.
>>694950610
I'm mi liu you cuck i make non commie threads faggot
>>694948363
>>694950273
Usually something like 16. At the end of her route, she's briefly around 20, i think? Can't guess for the fan art though since her appearance barely changes.
>>694950691
That's what I just said you massive retard.
>>694950309
Get some baby powder on that itch homie. The tired thing aswell. I dunno why
>>694950390
Been some time since we had one
>>694950471
Get
>>694950741
The one being spammed is mine you retard
>>694950824
Exactly
you stopped spaming your own threads so that it would look more appealing,
Goodbye, possibly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdciOXroU9o
>>694950626
You don't need to share, if you can't claim your waifu then nobody else an either.
>>694951047
Image.
>>694950937
I'm on mobile you retard
>>694951047
>>694951094
Take care dude
>shinoa
>>694950602
>Old man pleaser
No that would be you
>>694950309
Y'all gonna just plays games? What's the reason for coming over?
And wouldn't that affect your job as well, not sleeping?
>>694950787
Yeah, only mods can do anything about these spammers. If they do anything at all.
What's been up?
>>694951251
Have you even read the doujin?
Saber comes in to help halfway through
>>694951348
Link?
>>694950787
Haha, it's flea bites mang. Baby powder won't help much.
Must be the curse goin around.
>>694951320
Yep! Games, pizza, grape drank, the good stuff! He's depressed and stuff, so I figure if I get him out of his daily routine, even for a few days, it'd help him out.
Oh, it will. But what can I do, ya know?
I'm extremely depressed and ready to die.
>>694951524
http://hentai2read.com/tousaka_ke_no_kakei_jijou/
>>694951807
Im extremely died and ready to depress
>>694951807
This is not the time to be here then
>>694951807
get fired?
>>694951605
You're a true friend.
Don't him wallow in the sick stuff.
Good stuff! I wouldn't expect anything else.
Well, I do wish that your sleeping situation is fixed by then. Work and sleep deprivation don't mix at all.
>>694951985
No I quit.
>>694951974
Why?
>>694951910
Uh huh, ok then.
Straya cuntz
>>694952294
>No I quit.
Why, what happened?
claimed
>>694952294
why did you quit?
>>694952294
.....
why did you quit....
>>694952539
>>694952428
>>694952373
Shit company
Shit pay
Was basically a slave
After receiving zero training I was still expected to pump out as much work as people who had been there for years
Pallet Jack drama
Couldn't get a check in on time three weeks in a row
Last check was wrong, took all day to fix
Just grew tired of their bullshit.
>>694952944
Where did you used to work?
>>694953026
Sanae?
>>694952244
Like I've said before, I don't have many friends, but I look after the ones i got.
It really doesn't. Especially with how easy it is to fall asleep on my job.
>>694952944
Damn, sucks.
Think you're gonna get another one anytime soon?
>>694952944
If you are employed then you are a slave no matter where you work, if they couldn't sell your labour for more than you were paid then they wouldn't profit.
>>694952944
Bah
i am unhappy with this
>>694952944
Yeah, the pallet jack thing I saved.
>
>>694953111
Ding ding ding!
Trips confirmed it!
>>694953143
Not much friends on my side since they live far away. Seriously though, I almost fell asleep on a line belt. It could've killed. It was tough....
Your job is kinda relaxing, but have to be on alert, so sleeping is a definite no-no.
>Sanae
>>694953085
Some shitty warehouse packaging car parts.
Not hard work at all, but the floor was full of drama.
Pallet Jacks were constantly fought over.
1st Shift would basically force us off of lines because "they need to work." Unlike us "lazy" 3rd shift workers (who, by the way, do as much, if not more, work than 1st shift with less people)
The company who owned the warehouse couldn't organize shit for shit.
We would spend 30 fuck you minutes looking for our parts and then we would get in trouble for not finding it sooner.
Like, really?
>hey anon, hand me that
>where is it?
>I dunno, you find it
>take 30 minutes to find it
>CAN YOU GO A FASTER? YOU ARE TOO SLOW
Every. Fucking. Order.
So I quit.
>>694953196
Not soon soon, going back to school.
>>694954190
I see.
I wish you luck, hope everything turns out alright for you.
>>694953871
Most my friends are over the internet (AKA: People I've met in places like this) so I kinda get what you mean.
>Falling asleep over a line belt
Jesus Christ Sanae, don't be doing that!
It is relaxing, and that makes it all that much harder.
>>694954405
Right now, being an unemployed neet I'd better than working for that joke of a company. Hope they go bankrupt.
>>694954599
is* better
>>694954599
Seize their means of production
>>694954599
You could have sued out the ass if you got injured or something
>>694953871
Turn out the guy who yelled at me in that story had been working there for 20+ years.
The supervisor had only been working there for two.
>>694955002
>>694954914
I'm washing my hands of the whole situation. The only time I want to remember them is when I am filling my taxes.
Seriously wish there was a comment section on tax returns lol.
> Any comments on your employer?
> they are the epitome of shit
>>694954522
Yup, that's how it is.
I couldn't help it at all. I tried my hardest to stay wake, but staring off into nothing was enticing enough to pass out.
Definitely. It strange how our body screws us over sometimes.
>>694955008
I wouldn't care if he had seniority. Doesn't entitle him to be a prick about it.
Same stuff happens to me. Good story though.
Always
>>694956030
That's basically what the supervisor told him.
Well, ranting about that shit company cheered me up a little.
Hello everybody
>>694956030
That's when you smack yourself and get some ice water to wake yourself up!
I've at least learned how to cope with most the stupid stuff my body does.
>>694957069
Heya Horo.
Everyone doing well?
>>694956392
Ay, something a little cheerful came out of it.
Old people tend to be a-holes about anything, and even take too long of breaks when given the opportunity. I report them because I feel like it. It's a sort of entertaining for me to see them go into the office.
>>694957069
Hallo.
>>694957200
Believe me when I say I bit myself to stay wake. I had to speak to someone too. It was awkward as hell. Wish I could control myself when sleepy.
>>694957454
Doing great. You?
>>694957741
Hello comrade
>>694957454
Hello new Holo,how are you?
>>694957968
Greetings mate,you doing well?
>>694957968
Holy fuck, you got that trip from 8/b/ a while ago right?
>>694957741
I wanna talk to a sleepy Sanae! It sounds like it could be hilarious!
>Post in a thread
>it dies
>>694958123
>>694957741
I'm fine thanks! Good day so far.
>>694957968
Good afternoon, komrade. How's the Saturday?
>>694958277
Nooo.....
I talk about random stuff, even the people ask if I'm drunk. Try to sound normal as possible, it's hard.
>>694958616
It's alive, don't worry.
>>694958652
How was your week?
other thread is dead boys. death to the early bakers
blakey claimy
>>694958123
Not tell well, have a migraine
>>694958134
Uh? No a friend made it for me.
>>694958879
Very shit, dad bitches behind my back after helping him and now I have a bad headache
>>694959044
Look at this tripfag :^)
>>694958879
That totally sounds hilarious! I demand a sleep Sanae!
>>694959044
A while ago a Yunofag on 8/b/ was asking how to generate a trip.
>>694959142
Filtered ;)
Finally! The wall has fallen and the threads are reunited once agian!
>>694959044
Well that sucks.I know this feel though,used to have migraines daily.But it stopped like 3 weeks ago and its not coming back,so I gotta be happy.
~Coco
Claiming in this thread too then.
>>694959325
I have the program that generates trips but to get a desired WORKING one, it takes a while if it has more than 4 text, and it really revs up the cpu
>>694958963
That's good.
>>694959044
Why would he do that? It's unnecessary.
>>694959259
A Sleep Sanae? You mean a sleepy one?
If so you have to wait a few more hours for it to kick in.
>>694958879
Great! My truck finally arrived so I can stop using uber
>>694959599
>Daily migraines
God bless you... when I get migraines they are literally the worst thing in the world
>>694959702
Hes shitty like that sometimes, fustrates me to no end, just wants to find SOMETHING to bitch at..
>>694959702
fucking hate random people who come in and try to make another thread early, further giving mods an excuse to 404 threads
>>694959702
No, I mean a sleep. I'm tired now!
Although, seeing as how you're volunteering, I'll take a sleepy Sanae as well!
>>694959875
I would like to say that you can get used to it,but you just cant.I would spend something like 2 hours minimum trying my best to fall asleep so the time would pass faster.
Wasup Everyone?
I got this game Hawken For free on Ps4 Super dope mech game.
streaming kinmoza right now
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>694960261
Migraines suck. :[ sorry coconut
>>694960261
Hell no, all I can do is pray alevee kicks in soon and make it suck less
When I REALLY get a migraine, I cannot be in any light or hear any sound or it hurts my head to the point I vomit
>>694960795
Son of a bitch forgot image
>>694959617
Ay Rory!
>>694959770
What was wrong with the truck? Heard Uber was hell to use.
>>694959875
That's annoying. I know that feel. I ignore it, not tread on it. It's even worse when parents are doing it. Did he started doing this out of the blue?
>>694959995
Yeah, it happened before. Those morons think they're doing something worth while. Still fall hard on their so called pride or whatever you call it.
>>694960187
You should sleep, maybe later when you get up, you'll see that side, 50/50 chance.
I got nothing else to do.
>>694960333
I might go on that stream, maybe.... Just here with the other conversing with the other waifus.
>>694960795
Do you also get that feeling that you feel like vomiting,but utimatly cant?I get it whenever I have migraine and sometimes I`d rather do it then carry on with that horrible nausea.
>>694960543
No need to be,as I said they stopped for now.Maybe it was becasue of the stress in collegue or something.
Layne Staley claimed.
>>694961143
Ay SanAy
>>694961145
I had that feeling for 2 months straight.
>>694956392
Oh, dude.
You had to quit your job?
Do you have a plan to get another one?
>Ananas.
If ONLY anine girls were in REAL. :(
>>694961143
He's always like this
>>694961143
Nothing, I was having it shipped to the new base I'm stationed on, just took awhile to get here.
>>694961145
Well that's good
>>694961143
Already laying down! If I'm lucky, I'll get like, 4 hours in.
Woo! Here's hopin for it! And man, this sub makes this music so much more relaxing.
>>694961299
Good choice rooster
>>694960333
stop bye everyones welcome
>>694961311
Well,that had to be horrible.
>>694961556
its real if you believe its real
alright well im bored so im gonna hop off, talk to you guys later
>>694961787
O....ok...
>>694961859
See you later.
Claiming Best Waifu.
Dubs = anime isnt real
>>694962324
see anime is real
>>694962324
Check these dubs.
>>694962586
No seriously, check these.
>>694962324
So it is real.Can we count VNs too?
>>694962652
Fuck
>>694962694
Your singles are worse than your Roadhog skills.
Check these instead.
Dubs = VNs aren't real
The shitpost that rocked a generation
>>694962786
I'm great at Roadhog, I mean, everyone is great at him.
He's so easy to play :^)
>>694962718
>>694962786
You guys tried, check these though.
>>694962988
3 rolls after the fact.
>>694961500
Not immediately.
Gonna go to school.
>>694963047
Tried my best anon.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7gGVJeX.jpg "Syndra [110]")
