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Anyone here visited an escort ? How did it go ?
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Anyone here visited an escort ? How did it go ?
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I called her, got her address, drove to the address, fucked her, paid her and then left.
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She came to my hotel. She showered, layed next to me. Small talk, then she started sucking my dick. Had trouble getting hard at first. After I relaxed all was better.

Ended up fucking for about 20min? She was really tight I was surprised.
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>>694924154
I opened the door, got in, started it, and drove off. Escort was meh, but got from a to b.
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I called her, gave her my address, waited for her to arrive,fucked her,paid her she left
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Drove to a brothel, picked one, paid, fucked her
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Depends on where you live. In US they are overpriced and just too dangerous, not to mention you have to go through verification process to show that you are not le. Which means you have to give your personal information (jobs etc) to a whore just to fuck her. Not worth it
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>>694924587
>ba dum tss
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>>694925047
Not always the case plus there are streetwalkers
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>>694925708
Are they still around? Thought they are only in the movies. Who wants to bang them anyways
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Are the backpage people real? They always want me to text or something but I don't want to use my real number. Anybody have advice for escorts in South Florida that aren't extremely expensive?
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>>694926690
Some are real, some are le, some just want to lure you and steal your money. Not a place for a newbie. Best bet in South Florida is to get a flight to Dominican Republic and bang whores there.
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Fucked this one when I was in Mexico

$60
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Britfag, fucked pic related, was expensive (£250)

1/2
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>>694927562
2/2
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>>694927562

She should save up for a boob job
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Called escort service from motel. Knock at door, look thru peephole, she's pretty hot. Let her in, turns out I know her. She freaks, begs me not to tell anyone. Offers to get different escort. I tell her WTF, stay. Ended up blowing me once a week for a year for free weed.
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Pic related used to be £60 an hour
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>>694928603
Fucking worth it
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>>694928603
That's insanely cheap
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>>694928603
Location?
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>>694928603
Yeah mate, cunts like that usually want 200 quid for the good old fuckaroo
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>>694928924
Saw he in some council flat in islington.

She's in westminster now, prices up to £250

On adultwork under x sensual carmen x
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Just massage parlors. Slightly more expensive, but get a decent massage, and it's a lot safer.
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>>694924154
yea, a lot. its fun if you dont choose a shitty one
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>>694929246
I search for new girls in shitty parts of london like woodgreen, peckham. They're cheap starting out
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>>694925047
>you have to go through verification process to show that you are not le. Which means you have to give your personal information (jobs etc)

what in the fuck? I've been seeing escorts for like 3 years now and never once did anything like that. sometimes I dont even give them a real name
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>>694929523
What do you use to find them?
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>>694929523
Where are the good places in London? I live in clerkenwell
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>>694929583
Yea. Fake name. Second mobile. Pay in cash.
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>>694929583
Again, it depends. Here you can risk it with any ol chick on backpage, or you can try an agency. Set prices, hotter girl, but you need either a reference or a work email to prove you are Leo.
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>>694929714
Adultwork, sort by registered date. Make sure they're verified and can go on cam first.
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>>694924154
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>>694929783
Don't forget to wrap it up. You don't want your dick to fall off
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>>694929752
Don't shit where you eat. Search adultwork, away from where you live
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>>694929583
If you try to bang real escort, they will definitely screen you.
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>>694927619
Is that your jiz on her tounge?
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>>694930486
Nah, some other faggot's
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>>694924154
My brother drove a Ford Escort. He said it sucked.
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>>694930768
But did it do anal?
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this image couldnt download. repost please? .png maybe
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Do you think prostitution will ever be legalized in US like they do in Europe or Australia? I don't mean those chicken farms on Nevada.
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>>694931313
All her pics here

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2831666
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>>694924154
I had an escort for 3 years
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>be me
>25 virgin
>enough
>go to brothel
>only 1 girl available
>black girl, bigger than me, stereotypical ghetto body
>fuck it, came this far
>go with her
>tell her i'm virgin
>says she doesn't believe me
>norly.jpg
>"you men are liars anon"
>k whatever, she's probably just trying to make me feel better
>shower
>i sit on the bed
>she gets down on the floor (by herself) and starts blowing me with the hottest eyes i have experienced to present date
>holyshit.jpg
>im a porn creep
>face fucking is my fetish
>i start face fucking her
>she doesn't resist
>guess she's into that
>facefuckingdeepthroatblowjobheaven.jpg
...

the rest of the story is not that interesting. we had sex for like 30 mins after that. i was on some weird LSD-like drugs that turns out you can't cum when you're on them (or its very difficult) so thats probably why i lasted so long (yes i was on drugs...). i didn't cum either.

after that i learned most pros are not that freaky.
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>>694924154
I've actually been a male escorts for the last 9 months.
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I use massage parlours - have a regular, $150 for 90 minutes, which includes bj, kissing and touching, followed by jacuzzi (alone) and then a body scrub. If I'm ready to go again she will do me again before I leave for no extra charge.
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First time got ripped off 300 plus price of hotel. She had a bodyguard. Damn. Never show or give personal info.
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>>694933010
I've heard many guys are too nervous to cum their first time, escort or no.
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>>694933740
i did this once and can confirm. nothing bad has ever happened to me so far but now i gotta live with the fact that some pimp probably has my name on a list somewhere so goodbye potential political career.

never give out any personal info
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>>694933628
Is bj covered or not covered? I went to massage parlour in US once and they give fucking covered bjs, never going back again. Got fs tho.
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>>694924154
18yo virgin, im seriusly thinking of spending 250/300$ on an escort jesus christ
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>>694926421
Yes they are still around the just don't dress like the movies in most areas. Any chick walking alone in a lesser income area has a better than 50% chance she is working.Google USA sex guide and there is a forum for any city where mongers discuss. BTW your underage is showing
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>>694934270
It's uncovered, but I'm not in the US. It was covered first couple of times, but now that I'm a regular....Maybe do it once a month when Im too horny to do it myself. I'm a successful(ish) dude, with plenty of friends, but just can't make myself available to a relationship after I got badly fucked over a couple of years ago. Late 30s, still feel like I may never get coupled up. At least with the massage there is intimacy, however compromised by the fact that I'm paying. I need the human touch.
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>>694929895
Dam that's sad mang
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my friend is a loser who sees them all the time

he's only been robbed by niggers for his phone and cash etc. about 4 times out of hundreds and the diseases he has gotten aren't too bad
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>>694935301
Hate to tell you but your no friend
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Was at my friends house and had her show up there. Handed her a beer and we made small talk while we drank. Told her to follow me into the bathroom, had her suck my dick then I fucked her from behind. Payed her then went back to drinking. Thinking about calling her soon.
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>>694935459
You're*
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>>694924154

>nothing like sticking your dick in a hole that 900 men a year have
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>>694935639
Nothing like being a little underage summerfag all judgmental and clueless
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>>694924154
LE will never show pussy before you commit to pay. If you pick up street walker just make them show pussy then you are good to go.
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>>694927619
cute enough, only thing is...tits are small as fuck. I love huge tits. I'd rather have a fat girl with big tits than a hot chick with bee stings.
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>>694935639
Not very different from your average woman, what's your point?
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ive been fucking escorts for years

ive fucked black ones russian ones white ones mexican ones even pregnant ones

had a tiny chinese slut recently she cried because my cock was to big for her tiny cunt feels good man
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If you're going to pay for sex you might as well just wear a big sign around your neck stating that you are a loser at life, and get a job as a car salesman.
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>>694935817
First thing is ask them if they need a ride most le won't get in some will so after do a le check then discuss prices
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>>694924154
yes all the time (well twice a month)

expensive but it's worth it
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>>694929895
god I didn't want to hear this. I was hoping christy mac was nice in real life. If he dropped that kind of cash and she still didn't put out, I feel like she could be able to file charges on her.
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Was divorced, so I took escort to my high school reunion. We were both drunk. All my buddies' wives were pissed to the max. Whore was a big hit among the guys. She gave one of my old teachers her phone number.
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>>694936051
damn you're cool
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>>694927562

This is her Facebook

/shannon.considine.56
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>>694936054
Underage faggots De la summer
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>>694935465
>hey dude you mind if i call a hooker and fuck her in your bathroom?
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>>694927562

I've seen her on petgirls.com
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>>694936054
Hur dur hur im so alpha, im 6"6 and only fuck models that pay me afterwards. Hur dur hur pool ittle betas.
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>>694935810

>little

I'm 6'4

I know you're the little one here.

I live across the road from an escort and every guy I see show up at her property is a manlet, balding and wears supermarket clothing.
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>>694927562
trap
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>>694936054
Now explain why it's totally different with food and restaurant.
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>>694936372

You make it sound as though it's really difficult to not have to pay for sex
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>>694927562
Hmmmm.... Not sure for 250 quid. Was she any good?
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>>694934942
>>694934942
>badly fucked over a couple of years ago

Care to expand on that?
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>>694936054
Speaking of losers I'm going to browse /b/ see a thread about hookers and click on it even though I'm too good for them and to top it off I'm going to take the to.e to comment to prove my perceived superiority.. le summer much
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>>694936666
check'd
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>>694936666
wow anon great moves keep it up, im proud of you
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>>694936476

People don't generally rub their warty dicks and crackhead semen all over my food at the restaurant. I don't go to the kind of 'restaurants' you go to.
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>>694936673
Not an uncommon story - fell for someone totally unsuitable and lost confidence. Slowly building it back up, but I'm very cautious about making the same mistake twice. Was abused by a female family member as a child so have complications on that score too.
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>>694924154
travel often due to work, got experience with latina escorts and lemme tell you that it is worth it
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>>694936432
Hey everybody not only do we have a real live internet tough guy he's a giant...BTW by little I meant age wise also how is living in a neighborhood where you're subjected to living near a hooker must be a shitty neighborhood
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>>694936786

yeah, why would he click on a thread to disagree with you on /b/?

if you'd been here beyond last thursday you might know that people don't say 'summer' unironically unless they're actually clueless new-cretins
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>>694929857
Not true. While I am Canadian, I have traveled to the US and hired escorts from real agencies.
Not once have I ever had to give valid information. This goes for Maine, Washington State, California, Oregon, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Hawaii.
And every province in Canada, excluding Saskatchewan.
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>>694937200
here pic
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>>694937284
>>694936786
>>694935810
>>694935844

Just think, all you proud cuck faggots have probably shared your semen with each other by proxy

I hope you reciprocate and eat out these prozzies, so you can really taste the creamy HIV goodness
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>>694936265
No it's not. Google cherrythedoll escort
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>>694930443
See
>>694937358
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>>694937373
nice. hey, weird question amybe. got any experience with those kind of girls that look like they used to be guys (in their ads). some girls pics just make me really hesitate but otherwise they look good....
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>>694936666
Good but not worth the £250
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>>694936329
The hooker was a friend of her girlfriends. I told him I didn't want her in my place so he suggested I just use his bathroom. Shit, the only reason I haven't called her again is because next time I want to use a bed. I'm considering getting a hotel room.
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>>694937284

so you feel that hookers are diseased whores who live in shitty neighbourhoods?

>and still want to put your dick in them

you have some real aspirations for life anon
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>>694937293
Been here since 04 now what?
Identifying with a troll how rich
Summerfag is for when a users age is obviously under 18
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>>694937284
I'm 6'4" and I've fucked many escorts.

For some it's a power thing.
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>>694937675
>been here since 04
>"summerfag"

nope.avi
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>>694927562
£250 for a guy lol

maybe im just a cheap skate but i wouldnt fork over more than £100 for a shag with an actual woman and yet i next to never see escorts near that (for the record studies show women rate their bodies worth way more than men, and it shows on these escort sites - some cunts honestly expect £1400 for an overnight stay)
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