who wouldn't

>>694916178
normal people.

>>694916125
That's a doll?!

>>694916205
It sure is summer in here

>>694916125
For the novelty of it, maybe.

There's still the creepy necrophilia aspect to it, though.

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>>694916291
Yup, nothing organic about her.

>>694916546
Daphne does not look real

>>694916199
Oh, I know. Whenever I disable my ad-blocker I find out just how many horny girls want sum fuk.

>>694916393
I'd probably feel like Ted Bundy during and after having sex with it. Then I imagine I'd spiral into a maddening depression which would ultimately destroy me or send me down the path of a serial killer with an insatiable hunger for the tender flesh of young, pretty girls with the dead eyes... reminiscent of a doll's eyes.

>>694916605
those tits tho

>>694916125

Sure why not. Then I'd just have to invite some cuck to clean it up. Seems reasonable.

>>694916125
I would let my dog fuck it.

>>694916637
lol

>>694916350
fuck off

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>>694916466
Looks like Ted Cruz :|

>>694916125
yep, turns me on even more than real women
Can't wait until we get sex robots, that's my fetish

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>>694916125
I'd fuck that one for shure

>>694916125
They cost thousands of dollars and for that price id rather pay an escort

>>694917356

But it isn't. Everyone already knows Ted is the Zodiac killer. Keep up with the Kardashians, anon.

>>694917399
But the sex doll won't scream when you rape her.

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>>694917399
>>694917499

Holy shit those dubs.

>>694917499
Screaming is fun

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>waking up next to this every morning

They only cost like $1000-$2000 and the shipping is free and discreet

Totally getting one when I get my own place

>>694917499
but the screams are the best part?

FUCK! These girls make me so fucking hard. Would definitely fuck their sweet asses and eager mouths.

Are there any gif's of these? Do those titties bounce?

>>694917499
You are a degenerate anon, plus its not rape if both parties consent and sreaming can be hot too

Someone buy me a sex doll please.

>>694917625
I used to work for UPS and let me tell you dude it is not as discreet as you'd think. Shippers and receivers know exactly what the contents of the package are.

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>>694917861
What? I like them silent.

>>694916125
I probably would. Then feel terrible about myself for the next few days.

>>694917625
For that price i could get top shelf trim every day for a week a feel some actual pussy instead of something made of rubber.
Or i could pay for an entire day of no holds bar fucking. Know a few escorts who would do bareback for the night if you provide clean test papers

>>694917625
So you mean never then?

>>694917116
look obnoxiously fake
Like from an anime

Why not?

It's not as expensive as a real girl, and no one cares if you chuck her in the trash piece by piece.

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>>694918063
>2016
>Still wants to fuck a filthy whore riddles with STD's

>>694918063
What's the difference anyways between fucking a rubber pussy and using a condom on a prostitute.

>>694918191
HNNNG LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES BOUNCE

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>>694916125
Of course if i had the money id buy one for every day of the week.

Oh god Selena you're making me diamonds

https://reallovesexdolls.com/100cm-d-cup-sex-doll-selena/

>>694917886
Discreet means about neighbors.
Who the fuck cares if shippers know? Will never see them and they effect zero other part of life.

>>694918063
>rubber

Yeah, no. High-end dolls, the ones that cost an arm and a leg, are made of a hyper-realistic silicone material that looks and feels like actual skin. It's quite fascinating, to be honest. Personally, I'd never purchase one, but these doll makers have really been pushing the envelope, very impressive stuff.

>>694918260
The rubber pussy won't give you a case of the drug-resistant clap when your condom breaks.

>>694918305
Just save up, the hard part is hiding her so nobody find her when you have guests over

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>>694918437
Exactry

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>>694918441
>missionary

>>694918169
>2000
>not as expensive

Could get a hell of a lot for 2 grand. Maybe not forever, but at least it would be warm.

>>694918441
Kek, straight of the box.

>>694918441
nope.jpg

Just looks like you're fucking someone who has been lobotomized. Would feel way to weird after.

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>>694917240
Hello new friend

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>>694918445
>have guests over

>>694917886
do they come in one big box or in pieces you have to assemble?

>>694918441
> that dead-eyed stare
Just like the real thing!

Aren't the Japanese made ones the best?

>>694918199
>neckbeard detected
The escorts im talking about are high end. Ive gotten stds from civilians, never gotten stds from these girls. They get tested on the reg.
>>694918260
Big difference imo
>>694918412
They are made from the same shit a fleshlight is as i understand it. Fleshlights are bullllshit, real pussy is king

>>694918441
Are you stupid? That's a real human. Don't you see her blink at the beginning?

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>>694918294
>LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES BOUNCE
and the fingers
and the fingernails

>>694918708
The ones I handled were big boxes so I assume they come assembled

>>694917094
im not exactly sure why i laughed

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>>694918305
I have a torso doll i love it when the family come over i just shove her in the closet.

Torso doll are less than a thousand and worth every penny you can just dress her in short shorts and sexy tank tops.

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>>694918441
That's a real chick though. She halfway blinks at one point.

>>694918855
that is rather creepy
must be like a coffin

Still have the packing peanuts all over the floor! Had a boner while the UPS guy was still in the doorway!

>>694918836
now I can't see anything but that

>>694918833
It's the newer type of dolls, bruh. They come with a soul now.

>>694918917
and lifts her legs

>>694917094
Jesus...

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>>694918873
I bet she's good for amputee roleplays?

>>694918833
>Taking the bait this hard.

The only stupid one here is you, kek. You fucking retard.

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>>694917356
>>694916466

You're right, it kinda does.

>>694918191
just like her twitchy hands

love to buy one but i'd have to live by myself in a fairly large house when i can hide it.

>>694918860
you share a sick sense of humor

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>>694916125
I'll wait till they are fully atonomous and have a full functioning AI like chobits.

>>694918554
Are you kidding? Two grand doesn't even cover the food at a wedding, let alone what is spent on a girl beforehand. So any LTR is automatically more expensive.
And It's not like you're going to fuck the doll just once like you would an escort. Get a $300 escort once a month for 7 months and you're already paying more than the doll.
Fuck that shit.

>>694918441
that one is so real she even blinks

>>694916205
So why ask here?

>>694919076
You dumbasses. Everyone knows she's real. She just tries to look like a doll in her vids .
Just saw one of her facefucking videos the other day.
She barely blinks.

>>694918954
Nah they fold em or something like at the waist. The box is about the size of 40 inch tv box.

>doesn't move on her own
>Doesn't cook or clean
>Doesn't tell you that she loves you
>Just a cold silicon thing

Next gen lol

>>694918441
Lol she blinked. Nice try tho, with the unboxing shit.

>>694918986
kek

>>694919219
Real pussy is worth the cost, nothing beats that wet, velvety feeling when you slide inside of her. Or the tecnique she uses when sucking your dick. Ir the feeling of her cumming when you are fucking her brains out. Dolls dont give you that

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>>694919080
She is great her pussy and ass are amazing her mouth i don't fuck because i want to keep her face and lips pretty. At night she is better to sleep with. I knock real bitches out of the bed when i feel the're arms and legs touch me. plus she weighs less and easier to move around.

Just imagine the crushing loneliness of living with one of these things. And I'd be scared it would re-animate in the middle of the night and scare the shit out of me.

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>>694919655
But a doll doesn't nag you or get pregnant.

>>694919080
/thread

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>>694919722
>I'd be scared it would re-animate in the middle of the night

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>>694919189
Amazon you can get a locking cabinet and most dolls you can purchase stands for a total of 600 you can keep her discretely in your house.

>>694918441
He has a big dick. With that I would fuck real chicks bro!

>>694918191

looks like she's having a stroke

>>694919711
I really pray that I won't end up like OP here. Please tell me you at least had sex with a real woman

>>694919822
Pfft, there are different types of birth control then just condoms and i have yet to have a good escort nag me about anything, they tend to do what ever they can to get me to come and see them again

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>>694919711
>I knock real bitches out of the bed when i feel the're arms and legs touch me
BUUUUUUUUUUUULSHIT

>>694918441
shes real , look at her hands at the beginning

So how much longer until women are completely obsolete?

my brother and I once hung a sex doll ass outside our car at people on a two hour roadtrip. the reactions we got were priceless

>>694919438
>Next gen

Yeah, I'd say it's a few steps up from clear balloons with a shitty pussy shoved between its legs. I'd say it's much better.

Also they are implementing AI and robotics into sex dolls right now.

>>694918122
This post kekkles me

>>694920032
did you miss the part where she blinks?

>>694918191
It's like fucking Michael J. Fox

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>>694920032
No shit, Sherlock.

>>694920015
I wasn't talking about escorts, but that seems worse imo. Escorts have had all kinds of dicks in and around all of their orifices. That's disgusting

>>694919950
>"Anon, what's inside that security locker?"
>"Y-you too!"

>>694920128
20 anons already pointed that out

>>694920054
someday men will only fuck dolls, and the earth will slowly unpopulate until the human race ceases to exist. scary, i know.

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>>694919438
my ex wife didn't do any of that shit and i spent a fortune keeping her fat ass fed now i fuck my doll when ever i want and i don't have to hide her. You can buy happiness.

>>694920259
So like the same thing as men fucking men

>>694920206
So do normal girls. The only difference between an escort and a girl you meet at a bar is the escort you meet sober and costs less. The bar star you have to pay for you AND her to get drunk before you fuck. Been at this a while now, if you are after no commitment trim, escorts are win

>>694920368
Wow, they actually look pretty real

>>694920467
So have you ever contracted an STD from an escort? If so, how many?

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>>694919994
I have three real girl friends i fuck them all the time hang out play games go to movies and have a great time with them. but the're whores i would never settle for them so when the're bleeding from the're pusses or being bitches i just stay home and fuck my doll.

>>694920368
Well because your a beta. Ever thought of that

>>694917094
You've thought about this before. Hookers are cheaper.

>>694919722
>re-animate in the middle of the night
that would just make it better

>>694919219
Wedding?
The fuck cares about a wedding? Gonna marry your doll?
This is about sex...

>>694919822
Neither do good escorts.

>>694916125
>>694916466
>>694916546
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>>694917625
this is some straight up uncanny valley shit

>>694920259
Artificial insemination you tard. I would never want to be with an emotionless sex bot over a real woman. That being said humanity is going to undergo vast changes in the coming centuries and elimination of the family unit and child rearing may be part of that.

>>694920588
Escorts are not prostitutes. They are generally high end, get tested, and only have bareback with people that have papers to prove they are clean.

>>694920467
You do something wrong bruh. I never paid them their drinks and took plenty home. Most of the time they started talking to me and offered me drinks. Maybe it s different in your country.

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>>694920763
>Gonna marry your doll?
This is /b/. Sperglords want to marry cartoon furries and ponies

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>>694918829
I went into a big sex toy store in Tokyo and on the top floor they had a showcase of sex dolls. Some of them were of realistic 10 year olds. Kinda creepy, possibly illegal.

But I mean... better than trying to fuck real 10 year olds I guess?

>>694918191
This is super realistic - women have the exact same facial expression when I fuck them!

>>694920588
None, ive gotten the clap from bar stars twice. To be clear, the escorts i see are high end that do outcalls to 4 or 5 star hotels or host there. They only see a few clients per day that they make themselves available and they get tested regularly, especially the ones who will do bareback. Everytime i got an std from a bar star i was going to use a condom, but they said not too and when i asked if they were clean they lied. The escorts that i see will provide their papers saying they are clean if you ask them

>>694920957
Loli doll?

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>>694920713
Also your missing a very important point about dolls they help your sex game buy trying out different positions on dolls you can jump right into them with your girls. All my girlfriends know each other and hate each other but they always come back for the sex.

>>694918394
Uhh

I've had the same UPS delivery guy since I was about seven

Sorry

>>694918260
HPV and herpes

>>694920751

not if it started grinning like that doll in The Conjuring and then suddenly screamed "I will tear your fucking soul out you lonely faggot"

>>694916125
I wish, but I don't have the money for it. I would do ANYTHING for one.

>>694920368
>implying a doll equals happiness

im pretty sure its only just a way to savagely beat your dick into something without it bothering you like your actual wife does

I'd buy a plastic one just so i could experience a faux threesome with my real one. Also aren't there male versions of these? Just if i decide to have a faux cucking too.

>>694921131
so you're 10?
UPS delivery changes area every 2 years

>>694921131
sorry because you live in a shit hole not everyone else does.

>>694920905
I will admit it could largely be because of my location, i live in a city near toronto in canada. Its a college/university town so a lot of the bar stars are poor students. Hence the need to pay for them

>>694921072
Well this is food for thought. Thanks

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>>694921076

nah, this is a loli doll

>>694919219
The escort pretends to love you for an hour though.

>>694921135
Going after street walkers will get you that

this could help a virgin last longer if he trains, one could also train specific position and last longer and impress an actual girl in bed.

these dolls have their perks

>>694921400
More of the first doll?
>>694920957

>>694918441
sauce?

>>694918441
sauce?

>>694921269
The same driver probably just keeps coming back to molest him. Who the fuck remembers their UPS driver when they were 7?

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>>694921005
This is true Japan is fucked up
https://youtu.be/OgSmWX6qU10

I guess you can attribute them to supply and demand they wouldn't exist if no one would buy them. They just sell them what people do with them is the're business.

>>694920259
No man will go to work or have aspirations to do well in life when you can buy a 10/10 sex robot. At least women will get what they deserve that alone is worth it.

>>694919480

Why is this image being posted in completely random threads without any context? I've seen it in multiple non-furry threads.

>>694921374
Np anon
>>694921404
Ive never had an escort "pretend" ti be anything. They know what they do and they know that i know. I have become friends with a few over the years and really they want two things out of the time they spend with you. To get you off and to get off themselves

>>694921549
lol these fucking japs

>>694921687
Ashton Kutcher

>>694921499
alright, gimme a few minutes.

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>>694921687

This thread reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BUz8FoBSx8

>>694921495
I thought that when i got a fleshlight. It made 0 difference the first time i fucked a girl. I came in like 3 mins. If you want to be better in bed then you need to get in bed with a girl and practice

>>694921345
But just the Student girls are the easiest..At least over here in germany.they don't expect To get their drinks paid.they just want to have a good time at a night out. They re even happy if You go to the cheapest Kiosk to share a beer.

>>694921094
You don't need a sex doll, I think you feel yourself so much you only need a mirror.

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>>694921204
Exactly like i said happiness

>>694921759
>get off
You mean get paid
They are acting like they want to get off and want to get you off...that is literally the whole point.

>>694916125
Dude, where do I get one??

>>694921940
fleshlight isn't the same as a doll

>>694918554
This guy gets it. The wasn't when you first slide into a real woman is one of the best parts.

>>694921400
Okay gonnna need more of this please

Hell yes I'd fuck that doll

A) Most days I fuck my calloused right hand

B) That doll is prettier/sexier than any real woman I have ever had the chance to put my dick in

>>694922266
Warmth

Just watched a video of some trying to position one of these thing's heads correctly and then jam his dick into it's frozen mouth.

Yeah no thanks.

>>694916125
Still no active personality. No, I wouldn't.

>>694922250
You are fucking the same thing.
Doll is just a body build around a fleshlight

>>694922303
>B) That doll is prettier/sexier than any real woman I have ever had the chance to put my dick in

These things are like $5K. Fixing item B would take less than $5K of effort.

>>694922032
Its not at all the same over here across the pond. They expect you to give them whatever you want. Ive even had it where i hit ona girl all night, spend a few hundred bucks on drinks for the two of us and after they get nice and lit they find a way to fuck off and i end up going home alone with blueballs. Sounds.like i need to move.to germany

>>694916125
try and stop me!

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I'd rather be surrounded by creepy, but hot mannequin babes than fuck a piece of vulcanized rubber.

>>694922328
Link?

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>>694922272
alright, gimme a few minutes.

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>>694921940
Doll and a flesh light day light and dark my friend thats like comparing flashlights to sex dolls lol
Thats almost as bad as comparing blowup dolls to high end dolls.

>>694922687
More like this
Mannequins and robots are my fetish

I would because I can't find a girl to have sex with in real life.

That said I don't have $5K so I'm pretty fucked there too.

So I guess hand will have to do for now.

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>>694922508
Damn that sucks. I'd be so pissed haha. But a few hundred bucks for drinks ? Is that shit so expensive over there?

>>694917886
>it is not as discreet as you'd think
I have absolutely no shame in this stuff. Why should I? everyone has these human urges, and I have a very high sex drive. This would solve a lot of problems.

>>694922830
except that a doll is literally a body built around a fleshlight...
You are fucking a rubber pussy. Fleshlight is rubber pussy.
They are quite similar.

>>694922920
This one is only $1850
Will buy once I find a place for my own

https://reallovesexdolls.com/140cm-a-cup-sex-doll-bella/

>>694916634
is this even a real photo? it looks like it's computer generated

The doll won't watch Twilight Zone on Netflix with me and then get into a silly argument that is settled with tickling. Then making out. Then going back to the bedroom. Then stopping in the hallway before we get there to just fuck against the wall.

The doll doesn't join me in having a job that helps us tag team the bills/pay off the mortgage/will make us millionaires some day.

The doll won't go on a road trip with me in one month.

The doll won't help me raise children eventually.

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>>694922122
Her pussy needs a break sometimes.

>>694922214
Nah the ones im friendly with look at it like this. If they go out they will have to deal with all kinds of pushy /creapy dudes, they might find a guy they like they might not, and if they do end up going home with a guy who doesnt preform in bed they usually end up faking it anyways. Now granted they are going to put up the illusion for clients who under preform in bed but thats something they might end up doing regardless. For the ones who actually get them off its no act and there are certain things that cannot be faked. Like squirting/pussy cream/invoulentary contractions from orgasims. What you pay for with these girls is the ability to leave after without having them get all clingy on you

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>>694919722
I-I don't mind them reanimating at midnight.

>>694923162
The doll is not for any of those things.
It is for fucking.
The thread is about fucking.

>>694922690
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57455830c8fa3

I would fuck it daily, and cuddle it at night because I'm a pathetic faggot.

>>694922250
Are they not made from exactly the same material?

>>694923260

Fucking the doll likely inhibits getting other aspects of a real relationship so the point stands.

Doll sucks at fucking too.

Who wants to fuck something that just lays there?

>>694917625
if someone can prove this is how it looks in real life i'll start taking this seriously

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>>694922327
you will ever need

>>694923162
>Being so dependant on a woman
kill yourself

>>694916125
Only if she has a feminine penis

>>694921940
Pounding a rubber ass would feel so much better that stroking with a rubber tube.

>>694923235
Squirting is pissing and any girl can do it at any time
Pussy "cream" just happens from stimulation.
"involuntary" contractions can certainly be faked.
Th whole point is that they convince you that you are the different guy.
They do that with EVERY guy. That is the whole point.

>sex is free
>these things costs thousands

hmmm

>>694923578
> sex is free

lmao nope

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>>694922397
Just turn hey siri or ok google on and shove your phone or a small blue tooth speaker in her mouth.

>>694918441
dude, put on some vr goggles and i'll never bother to get another woman again..

>>694923029
Depends on the bar and what you drink. Liquor tends to be more pricy then beer and i have a high tollerance for booze. If i dont predrink before hand i will need to spend at least 100 bucks to get to where i need to go and i often start hitting on girls that have the same or higher tollerance then me. So ya, it can be very expenaive picking up girls in a bar. Nothing is free in this world

>>694921708
im actually dying laughing at the thought of millions of men going homeless because of their expensive sex dolls, living in tents or out on the streets with their sex dolls, fucking them day and night

>>694916125
yes

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>>694922463
Pssshhh tell it to that hand

>>694918873
how realistic does it look?

>>694923578
There's a lot of math involved--man math, in the purchase of a sex doll.

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>>694923551
>neckbeard detected

>>694921708
You are retarded

Seriously think about what you just wrote

>>694923847
? What does a hand going into a real girl have to do with anything?

>>694923854
>how realistic does it look?

Well it has no fucking arms or legs

>>694923795
There are really only 2 types of people that purchase sex dolls, couples who want to reignite their dying love life and guys who have given up on life.

>>694923658
how is it not?

>>694919214

Once they can think at all they won't fuck you.

>>694923944
>only knows of sex from porn

>>694924174
tell me then how so you obtain coitus without paying a dime.

>>694924074
>Well it has no fucking arms or legs
goddamn it you're retarded. how realistic does it look?

>>694923551
Lmao have you ever made a woman orgasim in your life? If you have you would know how full of shit that is.

>>694924174
>how is it not?

Some lonely boy bullshit about how dating women is exactly like paying whores for sex.

A good, healthy, modern relationship though is actually a money maker.

A partner to split the mortgage with and who will pay it down early with me?

2 401k matches? Twice the amount to contribute to a Roth IRA?

Yes please.

Sex is making me rich.

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>>694923374
no a flesh light is a peice of trash and a doll with a beautiful face and tits that jiggle and bounce around when you fuck it completely different i know i fucked and insert inserted into a real girl once even sucked them when fucking the real thing.

>>694922796
>>694922944
YOU HAVE MY COMPLETE ATTENTION

>>694919711
what's the extra charge for arms and legs ??
she really needs to be able to cradle my sac while she just lies their.
nice braids though.

>>694924366
by being decent looking and not a socially awkward faggot

>>694924450
Sorry you have been lied to so much anon.

The only thing that is even slightly suspect if the contractions. But, girls CAN fake that.
The other two have nothing to do with orgasm. l2anatomy. Will make you better at sex

>>694924681
both steps complete, now what?

>>694916125
Nah

>>694924518
Why the fuck would you put a rubber pussy into a real one and fuck it? This makes my brain hurt

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>>694916125
With how expensive this shit is. Get a girlfriend.

>>694920957
and suddenly a challenger appears.

>>694923551
>They do that with EVERY guy. That is the whole point.
It's funny how guys accept compliments like this as if "of course I'm the man." Girls do say that stuff to every guy. Almost every single girl I've ever slept with has said I was the beeeest they've ever had.. yeah, I'm so sure

>>694924786
now go out and talk to a girl, lol

>>694922944
any pics of her pussy?

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>>694924518
Do you even science bro?

>>694924714
Virgin detected