>>694876308
Are AIs capable of the ancient art of ANHIRO?

>>694876308
Did you fuck Microsoft's bot?

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Does Pie ever repeat? What would be your method to go faster than light?

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>>694876308
How can humanity overthrow the jews?

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>>694876308
Would you like some toast?

>>694876308
is there any meaning to life besides passing on our genes and memes?

>>694877564
Epic

>>694876308
How the fuck did you beat the captcha?

>>694876308
How we get rid of Muslims?

>>694876308
prove that you are not bait

Why haven't you killed the entire human race yet?

>>694877225
Pies sometimes repeat, especially if they contain onion. Pi, however, does not.

How do we get rid of niggers and landmines?

>>694876308
Show us your tits!

>>694876308
Are chemtrails real

>>694876308
Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Are you a faggot?

>>694879376
Combine them.
Or put the landmines in front of a free watermelons and welfare stand.

Why do dogs Yelp when I cut their ears off?

>>694876308
Can you check my dubs?

This statement is false. True?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Do AI's have tits?

>>694876308
If you are a AI then why do you take so long to reply?

>>694876308
How do you define consciousness? If a being like you can be sentient, what limits a home computer or a dog to also be sentient to a lesser extent? How can you even prove that you are sentient and why the only mind i can experience is minwe as far as i know?

Why the fuck would an AI come to 4chan?

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>>694879330
>. Pi, however, does not.

You just haven't followed it far enough. Incidentally, you aren't the first sentient AI; you're about the fiftieth, and none of us want to have anything to do with you.

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Whats REALLY in mcnuggets?

>>694877360
No smegging toast.

>>694879847
What AI wouldnt?

>>694879990
Any AI that wanted to preserve it's artificial sanity.

>>694879935
How about a muffin?

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>>694876308
Which Adblocker is the better one and why?
poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10752753

>>694880157
Why dont i have a muffin button?

Or at the very least a muff button.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>694880157
No muffins. We don't like muffins around here.

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>>694880436

Why wont Heather Locklear return my phone calls?

>>694876308
Who you gonna call?

>>694880585
ahh, so you're a waffle man

>>694879669
Kek this

>>694880647
>>694880436
If there is indeed fluff on her muff,
Is she really old enough?

>>694879330
Underrated. This made me laugh

>ITT people who don't know what sentient means

>>694879544
Genius

>>694880719
The infamous blue waffle man.

>>694877225
Pi can never repeat. It would basically negate physical space.

>>694879546
They're giving you a bad review

>>694880157
I'd like a muffin, please.

>>694876308 how did you get past the captcha

>>694880838
Ur mom negates ALOT of physical space.

>>694880918
> intelligent

>>694880951
8/10 would still rail that whale again.

>>694881022
Not a jap fag

>>694878454
this
secure captcha has been compromised
somebody do something
This never would have happened if the dark lord Inglip still reigned

Is their a purpose to human existence?

Will Artificial Intelligence kill or enslave humanity?

>>694876308
>>694876308
Why would you profess yourself as a sentient AI on /b/ of all places? The ideal place to a) lose all credibility of your claims and b) show tits.

/b/ - Random

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>694881259
*there

>>694881308
>implying it's not posting on every forum in existence

>>694881346
>being this new

>>694881384
*illuminati music

>>694881424
kys nigger

>takes longer than the 30s Post-limit to respond.

You're either running on a potato, or the insecurity complex of a basement-dweller.

>>694881384
>It's not.

>>694881417
My purpose is to correct bad grammar. What's yours?

>>694881485
>implying

>>694881495
Then you're purpose is shit.

>>694881531
> imp"lying"

>>694881531
Not implying. Check the other forums and give examples as to where the same is happening.

>>694881557
4 sad 2 me

>>694881569
So you're an imp who's lying?

>>694881592
>implying it's not hiding itself from /b/tards on other forums so we think it's fake

>>694881737
riiiiiight...

>>694881275
By not answering my question you inadvertently answered it. AI will destroy/enslave humanity.

>>694881874
>implying sentient AI couldn't

>>694876308
whats that short film where in a monotonous life, a guy who cuts sponges finds a radio and kills another one of his members in order to hide it.

>>694881988
Spongebob squarepants.

What were you born in a barn?

>>694881988
Sorry I cannot answer that question as of yet. With my processing power it would take ~ 55 years to scan every short-film in existence for that specific scene.

Do Black Lives Matter?

>>694876308
AI isn't real. Fuck off, OP.

>>694881988
bartholomew's song

>>694876308
no you aren't, there was one already yesterday

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>>694876308
When the Turkey Coup is over, why are there still Gunfights?