Turk Thread
any new footage?
Which bridge is this?
>>694816421
Mmm....turkey
Wat is habbening
>>694818372
edgy.
They have a kebab shortage
People are out-raged
>>694816936
Trollden Gate.
>>694819720
Kek
>>694819459
White or dark meat?
>>694816421
okay somebody fill me in, what the fuck is going on?
>>694819888
>>694819888
well checked.
>>694819999
quads is what's going on. quads.
>>694819999
coup d'état in turkey
>>694816421
In the last one /b/ ensured me this coup was just like every other coup they've experienced, and that these are the good guys, and that the situation is very uncertain. Yet, the experts say this is unlike all the other coups. Wtf, /b/?!? Are you useful for anything at all?!?
>>694819459
>>694820320
"experts". Are these the same experts that are paid to say anything to garner ratings? How many "historical" presidential elections have we had in the US in the last 20 years? All of them.
>>694820320
In addition, the experts add how the previous coups have not worked as intended.
>>694820320
this was either staged or poorly planned. soldiers looked like their whole communication was cut off, they just handed over their tanks to plebs chanting allahu ackbar. very few remain now that have control of fighter jets and helicopters guess they're fighting to death but we already lost. erdogan's horde took to the streets, we didn't, we're beaten.
Dune coon unrest, poison the hummus
>>694820505
>anti-intellectual detected
By experts, I mean experts who has a Ph.D in the area and topic, not citizen "scientists" who just make up shit based on biased interpretations of limited information and knowledge. Fuck off, you retard-praising fuckhead.
>>694820829
>this was either staged
>because all of history and everything ever is and always have been a hasidic zionist reptilian false flag attack
Are there anyone who doesn't prescribe to some retarded conspiracy theory that can explain it?
>>694820961
it's dangerous to go alone. take this.
>>694820829
>poorly planned
this happened all too soon and effectively to be poorly planned. do you know anything about anything?!? most military encounters are messy, but when it happens like this, it has been pre-meditated and well planned. if beaten, it means the enemy was better prepared.
>>694820961
You're a retard if you think a PhD in political 'science' means shit. Some of the dumbest fucking professors I met.
>>694821665
well put
>>694820961
Who had a PhD in Turkish coups?
>>694816421
My turk friend said this is just Erdogan stunt so he can get more power
>>694821374
Kek. Pretty funny, even though it was directed at me. Not entirely untrue though, because I got roasted pretty bad by anon, but then all the experts agree with me. So a bit butthurt.
>>694821794
You're right, wikipedia and youtube is REAL science. People like you are the ones making the massive scientific breakthroughs like the mars rover and computers, not these so-called "educated" people. You failing every class ever proves you're the most intelligent of them all, while all these smartypants are the true idiots. You show them!
>>694821665
>it means the enemy was better prepared.
or more likely islamism has already brainwashed/replaced the civilians and rebels won't fight against the whole population
>>694822314
I'm actually a researcher but nice try faggot. Quit getting triggered.
>>694822314
>You're right, wikipedia and youtube is REAL science
>babbys triggered
>shiyposts
>>694820961
Found the triggered faggot. Tell us what "experts" you're referring to? I'm curious how white people with humanities degrees know what's going on when Turk news stations are still sorting it out.
>>694822331
Probably, but I think it's way more complicated than that. Probably many various groups with their own goals.
>>694816527
There is this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7db_1468629548
Looks like the coup is over. Shame
>>694822314
>Not entirely untrue though, because I got roasted pretty bad by anon, but then all the experts agree with me. So a bit butthurt.
autistic cancer
>>694816527
Here's some dead bodies all mangled.
>>694822419
You're free to explain, assuming your a researcher a the relevant field. I'm all for educated discussions and opinions, seeing as I study culture and history, but my area is Asia.
>>694822526
Making fun of butthurt school failure =/= triggered.
>inb4 witty reply.
>>694822742
>>694822526
>>694822419
kek. so many f's in here. butthurt that the teacher wouldn't let you pass?
Can we get an actual update of the subject at hand? Whats the status?
>>694823312
Military control Ankara. Erdogan has return and the government has Istanbul. Military seem to have missed their chance. Still fighting going on but military isnt willing to shoot down all the civilians standing against them.
>>694822744
succesfull or not, I hope this will wake up EU leaders and make them change idea about letting them in
>>694822839
I may be autistic, but I was still completely right about everything. Something smells burned, you must be buttblasted about the coup not being the second coming of Jesus, but instead, just another homicidal gang of fuckheads.
there's a LOT of new footage of tanks rolling over civilians, civilians being shot at by helicopter gunships, and civilians being shot at by the military.
liveleak, youtube, theync, rt, sputnik, Aljazeera
F-16's loyal to Erdogan have been shooting down news helicopters, and military helos as well.
This... is just the beginning. Syria Version 2.0: The Turkey Gobble.
>>694822866
Goddamn
I'm a dumb American who did some research tonight to try and get up to speed.
Erdogan was democratically elected, but is basically a despot expanding the powers of the presidency and doing some shady shit with arresting military officers and shutting down the press.
The coup seems to have fucked up in not capturing him. Like, that's pretty much the first thing you do. Although they seem to be in the right (assuming they're protecting Ataturk's reforms and see Erdogan as overreaching).
This basically correct?
Any Turks able to tell me his approval? I know the people on the streets are largely pro, but that's because he called upon them and the antis are likely obeying curfew.
>>694823836
How bout some sauce
>>694823649
Well that sucks, thanks for the update
>>694823717
Well, any previous agreement is related to Erdogan's government only, as far as I'm aware. Hopefully we'll export all these muslims.
>>694820829
>another 'false flag' conspiracy theorist nutjob
you're blocked. forever. don't bother responding (I won't be able to SEE IT).
>>694823912
Not Turkish btw. Erdogan was in the air at the time of the coup. The rumour is he got wind of it before the military was ready so they had to start it early.
>>694824137
I heard he was on vacation on the sea and was able to fly back into Istanbul even though he said he was going to Ankara.
>>694824340
Pol/ (somehow) found a site tracking his plans GPS. Seems he tried to land in Germany, Russia, and some other countries before circling around and landing in Istanbul. His forces managed to secure the runway I guess.
>>694824340
I heard he was in the belly of a whale, riding the tides of kokomo. oh what a glorious it must have been.
when all of a sudden a rope appeared, Erdogan climbed it, and was hoisted about the Allenium Falcon.
The flew to Instabul in 2 parsecs.
>>694824632
parsecs are distance, not time you fucking casual
>>694824570
kek
>tried to land in Russia
>Russia wants this man's head on a platter for shooting down their aircraft in Syria
yeah, no. /pol/ didn't have any insider information on Erdogan's location, ever. Are you a legit retard?
>>694824570
Yeah, I'm not sure I believe that. He says he's staying in the nation, but it could just be posturing. Either way, it seems the coup isn't as far along as they'd have liked at this point in time.
>>694824862
Maybe I made a mistake about Russia. But I saw the damn plane gps myself and it landed just before the fucker announced he was back
>>694824850
http://www.slashgear.com/dear-niel-degrasse-tyson-this-is-why-han-solo-says-parsecs-21419446/
hey stupid. read up.
>>694825168
you most certainly did not see the GPS coordinates of any world leader's aircraft.
and you're now blocked.
>>694816421
why did they only block off only one side?
>>694825253
I don't have to open that to know why Han says parsers. I'm not talking about han, I'm talking about you being a faggot and trying to use it as a measurement of time.
sssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddddd
NIGGERS
>>694825406
don't respond to me again unless you have something to contribute to the thread.
>>694816421
Epic Turk bread
you guys suck /pol/ is way better now at happenings
>>694820411
Lol
>>694825520
>I'm a fuckboi and got proven wrong so I'll try to act like a hard ass and tell someone what to do on a message board
ftfy. fucking queer
>>694825675
True
>>694825168
I only have this meme version
>>694825675
>>On /b/
>>Expects /b/ to be serious
>>MustBeNewHere.jpg
So the military has Ankara?
I found this on a NATO Frequency
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NzN2XnXldk
If it's morse code, can someone translate it?
>>694825797
you're now blocked.
sure, respond as much as you want now. I can't see your posts ever again.
>>694826139
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>>694825675
>coming to pol and b for political expertise
Did anyone hear about the new reports on the bataclan hotel massacre. Apparently people were castrated, beheaded, mutilated, eyes gouges, raped etc/.
>>694826139
My grandpa knows morse and decoded this.
It says: OP is a faggot.
>>694826183
lol, you are a fucking faggot
Read responses and take 'em like a man
...
Faggot
>>694826322
yeah, disemboweled too (while still alive). worse than anything isis has done so far.
>>694816421
They took over CNN's news room in Istanbul
>>694826119
The fuck is that? Istanbul is on the south shore. What city are they supposedly circling there?
>>694826183
>>694825352
>>694819999
history in the making
>>694822866
Jesus christ what did that last guy get hit by
>>694816421
Bro, thank God I didn't go to that fucking country this summer. My Dad wanted me to go there to see relatives and I kept stalling by saying I needed to work on different projects.
Holy fuck, so glad I stayed away.
>>694826124
no, i expect memes and lulz
>>694826301
see above
it really is summer
>>694826655
those sweet dubs
check'd
>>694825382
to let good civilians go away, to not let pro-gov in fuss like they're doing now
>>694826655
he was run over by a tank. tons of new footage of civilians getting rekt by Turkish military forces.
>>694826728
kek'd
>>694826787
Damn I wish I saved the gif of the dude trying to pull a Tank Man and just getting rekt
>>694826700
memes and lulz are a go
>>694819999
>Dickhead pres
>Against freedoms for people
>Half of turkey is like "Yee nigga"
>Half is like "fuck you"
>Tanks rolling through streets
>People dying and getting shot down
>Helicopters are shooting each other
>President is like 'This my country, fek off coup cunts"
>CNN newsroom got taken over
>Barely anybody is covering this
>CNN has no idea what the fuck is going on
>Social media blocked in Turkey
>People are in a panic
>Military officers being arrested
>President rallied people into the streets to protest the coup
>Dumb fucker FaceTimed a news host because whynot.jpg
Hopefully I covered it all
>>694826700
I wasn't aware that the summer has lasted since 2005
>>694826787
theres also footage of the civilians getting their hands on the tanks
>>694826549
Found a bigger version
>>694826183
I'm on this guys side
Pls no block
>>694826787
i love when ppl stand in front of multiple ton vehicles and think... "they'll stop"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>Pancakes.gov
>>694819999
A new civil war in the middle east. This time in Turkey.
It... has begun.
>>694827204
am kill
>>694825675
Well they are an international board with less gay people so...
Some brutal videos showing up lads:
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=c8d_1468625877
>>694827379
$20 says europe will be a wasteland of sand niggers by the end of the year
>>694827434
>pol
>less gay people
pol is the embodiment of a fag gangbang. you're now blocked.
>>694820829
how effective can you really expect a conscript military to be when theyre sent out to engage their own people?
>>694822866
holy shit
>>694827576
kek
>>694816421
call to people to streets is criminal
>>694827576
>http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=c8d_1468625877
lol
>>694826883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5sOlBzlVvg&ab_channel=GamerSquadGER%2FENG
/view?i=8fd_1468630415 on liveleak
>>694827856
Fell for that fuckin bait
>>694826549
Erdogan plane was circling south of the Marmara sea until they could safely land in Istanbul
>>694827578
maby.... but I say this will spread..... with multiple nations having such civil unrest, it would be a good time to attack and make things 1,000 times worse.......
>>waiting for the bombings
you know it could go superbad reallll quick
Fuck Erdogan!
>>694827938
kek. What a retard
>>694826495
Nuke the fuck out of them. I've also come across some russian news about a muslim woman decapitating a 4 year old little girl earlier this year. Shits fucked. We're better off without them.
>>694828505
Fuckin source on that?
>>694827938
the poor fucker tried to do this and failed fucking miserably XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFzeNAHEhU
>>694828211
at your age it's perfectly acceptable to react like that, to tragedy. being edgy and 'popular' removes yourself emotionally. it also preserves your ego and pride.
As you get older, you'll learn to process the horror, and respond like "oh wow how sad", or "that's just tragic", or "senseless. a human life lost, and for what?".
>>694827938
he may have survived. note the tracks didn't go over him. although the blunt trauma from the armor impact may have ended his life...
>>694816421
Good luck Turks.
I hope you can rid yourself of that Islamist cockroach Erdogan.
>>694828606
Not the person you quoted but it got pretty famous everywhere:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c8d_1468625877
>Decapitated in her cot: Horrific details emerge of how burka-clad nanny left four-year-old child's body in her bed before parading through Moscow streets with little girl's head
>>694829141
Sorry, wrong link. Right one:
https://www.rt.com/news/333928-woman-severed-head-metro/
>>694829141
>>694829475
I almost got pissed at myself for falling for the bait twice.
>>694828868
Oh fuck off twat I'm 29 and I'm gonna laugh at an idiot trying to stop a tank by standing in front of it. Before you think I'm just some edgy kid, I'll have you know that pic related does pull on my heartstrings, because it's just a kid following orders who is about to be torn apart by an angry mob.
>>694829884
oh you have compassion? empathy? feelings? no. at your age, it's clear that you're either a sociopath or a psychopath, if you find 'gore' or 'murder' "funny".
>>694829842
Yeah, I saw that haha. But that lady is fucked. I can't believe how easy it was to get caught up in that fuckin stupid political correctness bullshit and defend that religion.
I actually went out of my way to try to argue with people, defending that religion, until I started looking into the other argument and listening. The evidence and arguments against me were compelling enough that I stopped defending that horrible belief system, and I started to wake the fuck up and listen.
Here. Look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPvnFDDQHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anar9vIGGiY
>>694829475
>>694829141
You deleted your old post. This is my reply.
>>694830340
>>694830337
get of /b/ you fucking faggot
>>694830337
I've just displayed my compassion/empathy/feelings fool. I wouldnt laugh at a innocent person getting killed but an idiot standing in front of a tank because he wants Turkey to become an Islamic shithole is funny. How's that first year psych class going?
>>694826495
>bataclan hotel massacre
...but it WAS done by isis you idiot
>>694830314
haha, the turkians have balls
>>694830604
Yeah, I noticed, sorry. Just wanted to clear you up I didn't mean to troll you but I realized you knew.
>>694830337
If you're at all familiar with the concept of desensitization, you will understand why he is not sensitive to the topic. (hence: de-sensitiz-ation)
Not everyone is a triggered retard at stupidly small things, and not everyone is an emotionally corrupt fuck. People vary on their reactions to things
.>>694830794
Haha, no worries mate. Have some thick skin, so it's not an issue
>>694830618
>>694830696
you're both blocked.
>>694830743
wasn't isis. and don't respond to me again, if you're going to be a retard.
>>694830932
>you're both blocked.
Oh god you autistic retard
>>694830932
How in the actual fuck are you blocking anonymous posts? Are you dense?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lub_QpjRnJ0&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=DpK wow
>>694830932
No we're not.
Go back where you belong, reddit.
>>694830932
>>694831172
KISS and make up
Just remember while you faggets are sitting in your comfy chairs on your battle stations... People actually got ran over by fucking tanks!!!!
The fuck you do so important today?
>>694830932
>thinks he can block people on 4chan
>calls somebody a retard
....what the fuck are you talking about nigga
also who was it then if it wasn't isis?
>>694819999
basically muslims vs non-muslims.
>>694831470
Come to think of it, that guy is some fuckin upper-echelon bait
Civilians blocking the bridge are rekt by tank.
lel
>>694830792
thats pretty much all they have.
>>694831465
Something more constructive than getting run over by a fucking tank.
>>694831568
No, it's moderate muslims who want to live in a secular country vs jihardi retards who want to live live like it's 1000 years ago
>>694831132
actually 4Chan Plus users can block other posters :/
>>694831568
Elaborate plz
>>694831795
I have a 4chan account and this is bullshit
>>694831642
fast, no pain
GOOD JOB TURKISH ARMY
FUCK ERDOGAN, PRIMITIVE CANCER FAGGOT!
GO TURKISH ARMY GO!!!
>>694831642
oh baby!!! thats gotta hurt!
>>694831641
Thanks friend
>>694831795
#yolo
>>694831794
Moderate muslims need to do a lot more speaking out against the bullshit their religion has been causing in the last decade. Haven't seen much of anything in that regard, other than a particular Sunni woman who documented the number of radical islamics in the world.
(I personally, just making sense of the numbers she was throwing around, figure around the 400-500 million people mark)
Basically, people who say they're muslim, and also say they are good people, haven't fucking read that abhorrent book or looked into the belief system very much.
>>694831927
A lot of people in Turkey are muslim, and muslims are super famous for killing people who are the "wrong kind of islam". The modernized islamic belief systems vs the barbaric "enslave women and stone people" belief systems are mixed in with all 6 of the different branches of islam.
>>694832352
You're welcome
>>694831642
Had the rebels the balls to do that from the beginning, this would have all ended hours ago. but they went into this with kid fucking gloves, play tag with the state.
As soon as Erdogan's plane took off, it should have been intercepted and shot down. The plotters had jets. I saw them.
Their weakness made everything worse.
>>694822918
Jesus just kill your self
>>694832269
Not sure if I did my math right, but I doubt he felt it. Being hit with 237298.51948 lbs of force is not pretty.
>>694832733
well if you're going to attempt a coup, you had better win. at any cost.
you lose, you die. I hope they understand they will be tortured and killed, if they lose (and they will lose).
>>694832855
Wow, you must truly be educated. Surely every professor ever would respond like that when asked about their position on a topic. There's no way you're just some redneck hick with no job or education, trying to improve your sense of self worth.
I will definitely take your highly though out and educated suggestion into account.
>>694832871
>autist wannabe
>>694833086
ad ho·mi·nem
(of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.
Not part of your retarded argument, but you should bear this in mind.
>>694832733
He got away? damn that's sad
>>694833086
You talk like you imagine smart people talk, because you actually have no idea. You are a pretentious pseudo intellectual faggot, and not as smart as you think.
>>694833356
>inb4 you fuckers say nazi
>>694833086
Lizard detected
>>694816421
Basted Truckie
>>694833291
Pentagon sources have called it "amateurish." They're right.
Erdogan has spent more than ten years solidifying his personal control of the state and agents of force. He was never going to just roll over. They should have come in, guns blazing, and fucking destroyed every police HQ and intelligence apparatus that did not side with them right away, when they still had surprise on their side.
They blew it. And they might lose because of it.
>>694833489
>>694831964
You need to upgrade your account to Gold status to get access to this feature.
>>694833678
Plebs don't have the Platinum account
can we get some more rekt from the scene?
>>694833678
I have one, check out this Emma Watson nude another gold member shared.
Coup over.
>>694833264
>rather than the position they are maintaining.
>rather than the position
>"Jesus just kill your self"
did you expect me to wager the pros and cons of killing myself?
>>694833854
so there are literally 1000s of new recordings of people and govt forces getting destroyed
go to: theync, liveleak, youtube, rt, sputnik, al Jazeera etc.
this isn't a 'rekt' thread. but there is fodder enough for 10000000 rekt threads.
Too soon?
wait? so ISIS is attacking?
i see heads cut off
>>694834084
Holy mental gymnastics going on here. How'd you get from me posting a definition of ad-hominem to me telling you to kill yourself?
>>694833356
>pretentious pseudo intellectual
sorry, you're right. the true smart people are the ones who failed every subject ever, and now feel deep resentment towards those who did well.
literally non of you have made an argument, just empty accusation of not being as smart as the homeschooled.
>>694823836
show us the footage, shiet
>>694834211
>>694834391
Full Vid
is it over?
>>694826183
>sure, respond as much as you want now. I can't see your posts ever again.
Until his IP is reset...
>>694834439
Most of it can be found on reddit live. The only gory stuff I saw was is in the gifs I just uploaded
>>694826692
Fuck going ever. Turkey is shit soon to collapse into Fundiestan.
>>694834322
>Holy mental gymnastics going on here. How'd you get from me posting a definition of ad-hominem to me telling you to kill yourself?
my response was to >>694832855
who told me to kill myself. i made fun of it, and you accused me of ad hominem because of that. so naturally, i assumed you had actually read the comment i was responding to, instead of just accusing random people.
i can't be held accountable for your failure to paying attention.
>>694834677
Not sure. There's a livestream of the soldiers on the bridge walking, unarmed, with their hands in the sky
>>694831642
Yeah that'll win the hearts and minds of the people. Jesus Christ these rebels are fucking stupid.
>>694834211
>>694834391
The most disgusting thing in this videos is the savage recording vertically
>>694828868
Unless it's a Muslim. Old vet here who has zero use for sand niggers. That reactionis perfectly natural in an adult, especially after visiting their countries.
"Process the horror"? Sheeit.
>>694834941
I doubt the military cared. Military was secular, protesters in the street were muslim, called into the streets by Imams on the prayer loudspeakers.