nothings going to happen

Calm your tits and go make a porn webm thread

>>694787247
Serbia started ww1 dude, the impossible happens sometimes

>>694786814
WW3 because someone crashed a truck? (A Muslim, btw).

>>694786814
I just read the Turkish military committed a coup to restore the secular constitution and democracy? Sounds like a good development.

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I don't think that's the way to go for a WW3
Naah.
See the TVs. The media are already spinning, so you know is something else.
I already pointed out some incoherent news here for whoever might be interested, even thoug you will have to wait tomorrow for people on Facebook and social to become the hypocritical fake experts on Turkish shit
http://sono-brutta.blogspot.com/2016/07/come-capire-se-piaci-ad-un-ragazzo.html

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>>694786814
If anything happens, I'll be enlisting\drafted into my nation's Army, and go to fight wherever.

Dubs confirm France is next for coup

>>694788104
Roll for Canada.

>>694786814
Turkey isn't shit. A little civil unrest in that toilet of a country isn't gonna cause ww3.

>>694788214
>>694788104
retards

>>694788014
If there's war involving my country even some dude like me with asthma will get put in the army

>>694788104
Roll for 'Murica

>>694788344
Dubs confirm, I r retard.

>>694788214
its bosnia fam

"Sand niggers blowing up their own country" totally haven't heard that one a million times this year.

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>>694788344
Confirmed, Canada Retarded.

>>694787376
Spotted the crofag

>>694787681
Will turn into a dictatorship, as it always does.

The UN is going to call itself into an emergency meeting and eventually every state is going to withdraw its membership.

>WWIII

Military coups are a normal part of the political system in turkey and probably a safer pair of hands than Erdogan.

>>694788930
To be fair, Turkey was always bordering on a dictatorship under Erdogan.

>>694787247
Kek

>>694788014
Let's go man. Ut Incepit Fidelis Sic Permanet

>>694789049
It has been a dictatorship for quite a while now

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>>694789159
God damn right, brother.

>>694786814
France was bad, but not ww3 bad

Turkey military coup won't cause ww3 lolol, I know people here aren't educated on shit, but turkey is kind of a shithole in the first place. No one is going to "ally" with them and start a fucking world war over their political corrupt bullshit.

>>694789049
This is quite true.

Only thing left to be seen is that will Turkey go for the worse, or for the better.

Per whaat the coups leadership or whoever gives their statements.. The purpose is to return the govt to the rule of law and democratic systems and blah blah blah. So all good intentions. Right?

Hopefully don't become Iran 2.0 except with a fucking Nuclear Arsenol.. Cause that would suck.

>>694788369
Kek, I'm bipolar so even if shit hits the fan they will assume I will just frag my buddies and become an hero. No conscription for me.

>>694788104

france rolllll

>>694786814
Wipe out the sand niggers and their bullshit religion. Then we'll go from there.

>>694788104
roll

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>>694786814
Dubs and WWIII is literally starting

>>694788104
Roll for France
Then America
Then the UK

>>694789854
isn't there like a billion muslims on the planet

>>694789049
Let's see if whatever comes out of this is worse or better.

>Bad things happen in third world muslim shitholes
>OMG WWIII YOU GUYS GET READY

all of you are spazes.

>>694787497
>CIVIL WAR CUZ SOMEONE SHOT A BULLET?!
>WW1 CUZ SOMEONE KILLED A DUKE?!

>>694786814
This will strike fear in the democraps now. Trump will be elected and will expel all the trash from the us. Then we will all sit back and laugh and do nothing as isis rises to power and cuts off the heads of all europoors.

>>694790554
Yawn. 60 queens were killed in miami and not two fucks were given

>>694790554
>Who cares about this 3rd world country

Mate, Turkey is a NATO member with one of the World's largest militaries and it hosts nuclear weapons.

>>694790940
Talking about the bs that happened in France. Nothing will come of whatever's happening in Turkey.

>>694790842
Yeah. Exactly.

>>694790940
Didn't you hear, Trump just withdrew from NATO and cancelled all treaties, we could careless, now

>>694790940
Also it's the least retarded islamic country

>>694786814
So this is how the world ends.

>>694790940
Also
>one of the world's largest militaries.
It's a pretty drastic drop from 1 to 2 and 3 to 4. Don't skew it.
>Hosts nuclear weapons
How many, two that can barely perform?
>NATO member.
So?

>>694791165

Turkey isn't Islamic, it's secular.

Same as Syria... was.

>>694791394
Belongs to the islamic world though

>>694791330
>How many, two that can barely perform?

Are you really that ignorant?

Russia will strike and overtake Turkey.

>>694791645

Russia already has, by the looks of it.

>>694791622
60-70 and it's not even their own.
Turkey's fucking useless.
Plus we know where all of their facilities are and can disable them with ease.
This coup isn't a threat to us.

>>694788930
Not familiar with Turkish history eh?

>>694788301
Turkish?

Did the jews organize this to cover up the truck muslim?

>>694791622
Also, it just beats out Pakistan, a decrepit, third world shitthole in terms of military might.
It's ten on the top ten.
Largest military my fucking dick.

>>694791816
>Plus we know where all of their facilities are and can disable them with ease.

They are US missiles, you fucking cretin.

>>694792010
Not really.

>>694786814
like anyone gives a fuck what turkroaches do

>>694792188
Was I saying otherwise?
No fucking shit.
That's why they're not a fucking threat and this isn't a big deal to us.

>>694786814
It's Russia and it's allied with the Muslims

>>694790335
roll

>>694792197
This isn't the first time this has happened. The military takes control, reworks things to be secular and not shit again, and then an election happens.

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>>694786814

http://turkey.liveuamap.com/en/2016/15-july-turkish-president-erdogan-calls-on-citizens-to-go

>>694790940
BOOM!!!

>>694787376
>impossible happens

>>694792253
>That's why they're not a fucking threat and this isn't a big deal to us.

Turkey is a massive deal. It is a NATO member in the middle East and it borders Russia. It is host to US airbases and nuclear missiles.

If the new military government throws US force out, it will be a massive geo-political blow.

>>694792720
What did he mean by this

>>694792936
They've said they intend to keep most foreign relations as is.

>>694791538
stop talking anon you sound retarded, is it on purpose?

>>694787376
Serbia was relevant at the time. No one cares about Turks killing Turks or else they would have cared about the Kurds along the way

I live in Ankara and they have just stormed into my neighbors apartment and arrested him. like wtf

>>694787376

they didn't have nukes back then, and when leaders go on vacation, they have phones now,

you realize that is they had telephones, the german kieser would have just pulled support right?

nothings gonna happen,

Report saying the coup was succseful are coming in

>>694793476
his wife is crying and screaming right now

The military in Turkey has taken power several times before, when the govenment have gone too far. Its like a tradition down there.....

>>694793476
You're next. Hide.

>>694793746
my mom went to here house, bitch fuck that women she never gave me left overs. i hope they fucking kill her

does edrogan supporters have enough numbers to pressure the military into not using force against them if they occupy the streets and shit like edrogan asked for?

>>694786814
You do realize that they have tried to do that a million times before right?

>>694792186
but turkey does have a more advance and sophisticated military like a european country.

>>694786814
American gun huggers are currently going over checklists of their doomsday preps, running drills with their 3-man militias, and drooling over the prospect of resisting martial law whilst listening to Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

>>694786814
Whats the point first for the military taking over?

>>694789366
>>694790373
If the coup succeeds at least it won't be Islamist or sympathetic to the likes of Al Nusra

>>694787376

WW1 happened likely due to the lack of communication between countries.

WW2 happened because of WW1.

I won't rule out a nuclear catastrophe if those american B-61's in turkey gets in the wrong hands. However world leaders wouldn't just press the red button of doom to all and everyone because of a nuclear strike from turkey. Turkey however should be concerned if that happens.

>>694794804

Found the cuck

>>694786814
Turkey isn't a relevant nation, m8. Nobody gives a shit about it or the people in it.

Prime Minister Kebab will get asylum in some barely-above-average shithole on eastern Europe, where he will have someone ghostwrite his memoirs.
The end.

>>694790350
We could stand to lose a couple billion people tbh fam

I think I support the military here. Good luck to them if they really are going secular.

>>694795224
you are the cuckold though, like come on anon are you really defending rednecks??????

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>>694793476
that's one less Islamist off the streets

>>694794071
and they also arrested her now. Good.

My neighbor was a high ranking police guy or something like that

>>694793931
Probably not, my parents own a grocery store. We dont have any things with the government, my parents didnt even vote for erdogan

>>694790224
roll

is WW3 even possible, given that so many of the world's nations have progressed to the point where they have relatively advanced and modernized gov'ts and laws? i mean the few nations are still regressing aren't that many, and countries like russia and north korea are still tied to the well-being of all the other civilized nations

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Erdogan is kill

>>694795476
Inshallah

>>694795900
Check'd.
I don't know a thing about politics, but I'm leaning towards "yes, it's possible"

>>694796082
no

>>694788954
like the League of Nations before WWII kicked off?

>>694787497
i think this thread is more to do with the turkey incident

>>694796100
god bless turkey lololololololololololol

>>694788930
But thats a good thing.

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>>694796206
Does it feel good to have erdogans thick meaty muslim cock rammed down your throat?

>>694795900
WW3 will never happen. Because what the pure essential of WW1 and WW2 was that they wanted more land. That wont happen again because they know it cant be hold for a long time, and if they use nukes they cant use it fur 100 years or something.

>>694788930
>implying turkey isnt a dictatorship

>>694795900
>is WW3 even possible, given that so many of the world's nations have progressed
>Trump

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Can anyone explain what a coup is?

I slept through history class in high school

>>694795224
le cuck meme xDDD

>>694797098
Military takeover

>>694796828
congress wouldn't let america, even if led by the orange faggot cuck, do something that would cause or contribute to a world war

but i do see your point.

>>694792470

YES YES YES

FUCK ERDOGAN, I'M ROOTING FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING MILITARY

GL SANDNIGGERS

>>694796674
WW3 won't happen, but Total Atomic Annihilation is always a possibility as long as nukes exist.

Why do these cockroaches fight against the military
They're supposed to be the good guys

Just woke up, wtf is happening?

>>694797098
It's the forced takeover of one's government by attempting to remove a current leader from power. Martial law is military takeover in the streets.

>>694797415
Turkey is over, again.

>>694788301
Look up NATO plus Putin won't like this

>>694797541
My turkish friend is visiting turkey right now.
Is he fucked?

>>694797098
It's where you keep chickens

>>694797374

Rules for a successful and healthy life:

1. Don't expect logic from sand niggers

>>694788344
Lol they probably pissed at their president for spending 10k per month On a hair stylist but yeah today showed that 4chan knows nothing about how wars start or about geo-politics

canada here I come

>>694795471
Saying shit like this is how you get cancer and bad stuff happens to you anon.

Today's events proved to me that most of 4chan users know absolutely nothing about war, what start wars, and geo-politics.

How the fuck would a coup in Turkey cause WW3?

>>694797708
Not if he's smart and doesn't cause trouble. Stay off the streets. And I don't know what cities are actually in the shit

Can someone answer something

Is the Turkey military doing this against Islamic Terrorists and Libcuck Political Correctness....

Or are they the ones trying to make people more PC/Pro Terrorist?

>>694796516
i think you know that better than me

>>694797809
Fuck off

>>694797708
Yep there gonna skin him alive and hang him upside down from a tree like predator does

>>694795224
Ted Nugent fan? How much ammo do you have?

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>>694797899
>proved to me
If you're going to act high and mighty, at least learn a language fagtard.

>>694798040
I hope the motor city madman uses DA 4CHAN that'd be pretty cool

>>694797998
The first one, sort off. The pres is making the country more Islamic and the military wants the country to be secular agian.

>>694797899

Educate us fagit, try me.

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meanwhile play my shitty level
http://www.levelfactory.com/5780b1d985d1d/

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>>694786814
>>>/pol/81185080

For those of you curious.

what if the 4CHAN GENERATION had to fight in WWIII

WHERE WOULD YOU HIDE ALL YOUR TRANNY CUCK PORN WHEN BLOWING SHIT UP

WOULD YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE OVER YOUR DUBS? THE LIFE OF YOUR COMRADE OVER YOUR TRIPS?

THE LIFE OF YOUR NATION OF YOUR QUADS?

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THE 4CHAN CONSCRIPTED ARMY DO IN THIS WAR

;.-.;

>>694798063
What exactly did I do wrong here? Would you rather I said today's events showed me? I didn't spell proved wrong and I believe using 2 O's wouldn't be correct neither. I know English isn't your first language but chill.

>>694798602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBEmqvVPOX4 at about 49 minute point if anyone wants to check it out

Any chance this is a false flag situation?

>>694798677
i would be sucking cocks

>>694798857
Yeah, all the thousands taking to the streets are just acting.

>>694798757
Nobody sane and not fagtarded would use proved over proven. Proved is technically correct, but it's like talking with 5 dicks in your mouth. Retard.

fuck i just buyed a new flat tv i dont want to fight now

>>694798316
People don think it's a big deal, even though their in NATO plus I've seen on multiple threads people sayin turkey is a 3rd world country. If you can't see that most people on here are highly uneducated about geo-politics and war then your probably one of them, plus what do you want me to try you on? I never said all I said most

GET IN HERE

JOIN YOUR /pol/ BREATHERS IN THE HAPPENING

#THEHAPPENING

IRC.RIZON.NET

http://widget01.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23thehappening

>>694786814
>shit tier country
>pulls shit tier move
Ya'll are impressed?

>>694798977
Lmao no. Proved is past tense and if you didn't have a speech impediment you wouldn't have that problem

>>694799264
Unfortunately the Turks have civilized enough that they can post on our internet.

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>>694798674
>He lurks /pol/

>>694798977
Yeah you're the one showing off your retardedness btw

They said that soldier are shooting people who are trying to cross the istanbul border

>>694786814

All the mudslides need to do is attack Russia. Putin will lead the retaliation

They know this though and are too chicken shit to do it

If i get dubs ww3 starts

>>694798977
Your first sentence looks as if a 2 year old wrote it

As a dane? Remain neutral or some shit... worked during WWII...

>>694799365
>>694799528
Proved is more old-english style and has been used more in the past few centuries. Proven has overtaken it in the past century. You fucking retarded wankers.

Turkishfag here ready for ur questions

>>694799129
Not that anon but this isnt a huge WW3 causing coup, people need to chill out.

>>694799677
Hows things in you area?

>>694798677
I'm 30 and don't belong to the newfag generation, plus I have a degree, so I'd be an officer if they drafted at my age. Good luck faggots.

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germanfag here

i have so much faith and hope for a better future from this night on

let's unite and stand up for a better europe without muslims

>>694796100
found the muslim

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Shit is going down

>>694799129

Turkey is not a 3rd world country, but it's definitely NOT a 1st world country, as it still has trouble keeping religion from state.

Will this trigger WW3? No.

Will the military win? Yes.

Will the military win easily? Depends on exactly how fanatic the protests in the street are right now.

Are people uneducated/uninformed about geo-politics on 4chan? I doubt it. Then again, who exactly is super educated and ready to give professional advice and forecasts of the geopolitical situation of the world? Do you hold a degree? If not, then you think really highly about yourself, and have extremely high expectations for the commonfolk. Also remember people just don't take things serious on these boards or are purposefully trying to trigger you.

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Day of Rage?

More like Day of Unable to Obtain Quints, mirite?

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>>694786814
Go to pol if you want to know whats going on.

>>694799674
you're retarded for wasting your life arguing that something that's both technically correct and perfectly acceptable within the context of something as informal as 4chan is 'a better option'. this isn't academic, this is 4chan. the only retards here are you and me, for falling for your retarded bait

>>694799801
Mosques calls people to go out
Tons of people are out
Car horns are unstoppable

>>694799925
Turkey is not a 3rd world country.
Stop it right there.

>>694799997
You're right

>>694799997
So close for quints

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>>694799997

>>694788104
Scotland roll

>>694800044

go to /pol/ if your want to have complete lies and fear mongering shoved down your throat,

Seize the opportunity to eradicate Islam and niggers is what I say.

>>694799674
I would have had to re-write the whole comment to make proven work, you are right it's better then proved but tey way I wrote it would have made using proven look more retarted then then proved, sorry you suck at reading bud.

Bruh I'm just trying to keep from jacking off ww3 can eat a dick

>>694800105

Define to me what a third world country is to you then. Entertain me.

>>694800056
Do you want the coup to succeed? How is local tv/internet viewing the events?

>>694788930
secular dictatorship is way, way better than any islamic regime

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>>694799997