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Hello
>>694782134
Hi there~
Let's see if this one is also a shitshow straight out the gate.
>>694782325
Well, I'm here. So there's your answer.
>>694782221
What's up stranger?
>>694782510
Not much, lying in bed all comfy. How about you?
>>694782510
Are you a bugchaser or druggie too?
>>694782639
Fighting off boredom and depression.
>>694782772
What? gross. no.
>>694782927
What's wrong?
Chicken, post your butt.
>>694783047
Hmm? Oh nothing. It's just how my brain works. Clinical and all that.
>>694783209
It's not a nice butt.
>>694781972
Bondage guy back
>>694781972
how fucking dare you not using any context you fucking faggot
>>694783388
Shut up rub down
>>694783369
There's got to be something getting you down. Clinical or not. what's on your mind?
>>694783615
Aside from also having a broke arm, I just feel ehhhh.
>>694783820
Ouch, how'd you do that?
Do you need cheering up? :3
>>694783820
How did you break your arm man?
>>694784089
I wrecked on a mountain bike.
Got some good music and a kitty which always helps, but I'll take what you got.>>694784268
>>694783209
How are you doing Snarf?
>>694782927
They are what made it a shitshow before.
>>694784388
I'm a classical, jazz, swing house kinda guy. Perov Stellar is good as well as Caravan Palace
>>694784388
Shit, be careful next time.
Yeah? Well how can I help? ~
>>694784547
Nice more collars and restrains on a sub bitch please
>>694784881
Oh fuck. That's awful. But those people are really out there.
>>694784884
Neat! I'm listening to Pink Floyd's Animals right now.
>>694784948
Oh, I haven't the slightest idea.
>>694784998
>>694784998
>>694784388
Some asshole customers today.
>>694785224
Yes you do, don't lie. I'm gunna cheer you up whether you like it or not...
>>694785541
Dang. Customers for what?
>>694785603
Ok, I cracked a smile at that. Bring it.
>>694785826
I'm at work.
>>694785224
Why, you got t have porn of it . Fuck I got the beginning of a play room just need a long term pet . Sorry I'm just a pervert that likes kinky sex
>>694785524
Thank you
>>694785224
I'd rather the former were 6 feet under.
>>694785826
Well, I'd start with cuddles. The always seem to do a good job in cheering up. Maybe give you a belly rub if you're lucky.
>>694785977
Aha. What do you do Snarf?
>>694785996
What?
>>694781972
Pic sauce??
>>694786266
Housepets.
>>694786260
Gas station attendant.
>>694786157
Ugh. Agreed. #1 reason why I'm afraid to go meet guys.
>>694786218
I could use some cuddles.
Pet my tail please.
>Turkey
>>694786260
Drunk and horny m
>>694786520
Sexy
>>694786352
prove me
>>694786474
I can see that you'd run into a lot of assholes there.
>>694786629
Ok. Sounds noice.
>>694786520
I like this
>>694786629
*le lick
>>694786488
I'd cuddle the shit out of you then. Stroking your tail softly. And pulling my hips in close to you.
>>694786488
If you ever do make sure you know their real name and address so that if they infect you you can burn their house down with them.
>>694786888
I had one guy pissed because our pumps place a large charge on your card before lowering it to the real amount, followed by a guy that stormed out because I check id's for tobacco and alcohol.
>>694782772
Oh so I'm a druggie now. Funny how everyone that's ever said that to my face has their own drug problem.
I might want to be HIV positive, but at least I'm positive about SOME THING GEEZ
>>694787038
Ah, a romantic type
>>694787209
Yeah man. I wrap that shit up. But I would definitely do that.
>>694787333
Goddamn.
>>694787413
You're better than this. This is why everyone hates gay men still.
>>694787209
Unless its a nomad like myself, then you're knotted. The fucking has already been done and over.
>>694787601
>>694787601
>Ah, a romantic type
Not really, just like to take things slow.
Is that bad? Or do you prefer it fast?
From work to home, saw 59 different people with their heads buried in their phone.
>>694787413
Kill yourself please.
>>694786352
haha lol xD
>>694787601
Or I could be straight and a methamphetamine addict and be loved by my local community for all the half-assed jobs I do for them
>>694787413
I didn't say you were a druggie, mongoloid. But, if you're a pos-chaser, take the quicker route and just hang yourself.
Civil war in Turkroach land soon
>>694787953
Slow is nice, foreplay is awesome. I am a romantic and it ruins life for me.
>>694788236
Nope. I hate them too.
>>694788512
Fuckin hell.
>>694787984
Once every other human is gone by my hand, you gotcha
>>694787953
I actually like to take things slow and now everyone here thinks I'm an AIDS guzzling fag. I'll remember not to bait furries next time holy fuck.
>>694788512
Dead roaches best day of my LIFE.
>>694788810
I'd tell you not to cut yourself on the edge but really that'd be for the best.
>>694788269
Name calling again...
Yo I was baiting you I am GENUINELY SORRY.
Please refer to previous post
>>694788810
>>694788762
Well show me some of that romance then instead of talking about it. <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>694788762
es bueno senor
Karma is a bitch
>>694788989
its imminent, the Pres of T*rkei is absent from the country too lol
>>694788810
Well I'm clean, unfortunately for you.
How am I supposed to know if I've gone insane?
>>694789139
Could not possibly happen to a country that deserves it more.
>>694789240
Are you hearing voices in your head or seeing visions?
>>694789240
you dont
>>694789305
The Saudis probably deserve it more tbh, the Saudis fucked up the middle-east.
>>694789072
I want to be romanced. But again, that there depression.
>>694789240
What's going on that makes you think you may be?
>>694789387
No, I don't exhibit symptoms of schizophrenia.
>>694789530
Out of luck kind of scenario?
>>694789552
My life is going on.
>>694789530
The saudi problem can't be solved without a foreign invasion.
>>694789618
Then operate under the assumption that you're perfectly sane and life just blows.
>>694789618
Hmm...
Why do you think you may have gone such?
>>694789618
you literally wont know you are insane until someone else recognizes. And if you have to ask if you are, you probably are not.
>>694789702
true
>>694789552
Does being romanced help get rid of your depression?
>>694789045
So you're just the more common form of retard.
>>694789821
I imagine it would. It's been a long time since that's happened.
>>694789702
Oh fug.
>>694789777
Things are just not okay at the moment.
>>694789814
That's a small relief.
>>694789821
No, and in fact his pathetic craving for romance is just a coping mechanism wherein he imagines a vaguely viable fantasy and clings to the possibility of it to stave off the malaise.
>>694789814
Fuck them too though.
>>694790136
Sorry man you know I keep it onehunned
>>694789618
ITS YOU
>>694790080
Not if I was there it wouldn't be. And you'd get a little more than cuddles, kisses too, while I play with your tail.
>>694787009
So are you submissive?
>>694790136
I'm sorry bud.
Chicken, gib benis.
>>694790195
He'll find true romance one day. He just needs to look in the right places and not be afraid of it.
Red Rover, Red Rover
>>694790660
No he won't. He'll find another vacuous, desperate failure of a personality to project his clingy hopelessness onto and best case scenario they'll grow old together out of fear of being alone again.
>>694790683
Hey Paws!
>>694790467
That could be nice.
>>694790651
>gives it
>>694790195
This is not untrue.
>>694790660
Not afraid, just broken.
>>694790893
Why are you broken?
I know now that love is not forever.
>>694791016
>>694790893
Well, I probably shouldn't lead you on if I can't deliver in real life to you.. I'm sorry
>>694791105
That sucks but don't give up
>>694791194
It's ok. Romance isn't exclusive of love.
You don't have to be sorry.
>>694791173
You deleted discord? I was looking forward to chatting on there with you.
>>694791334
You seem really loveable though :(
>>694791373
What?
I'm just not on the website right now.
>>694791703
So I've been told. Thank you.
>>694791815
Ok, fair enough. How are you anyway? It's a been a while
>>694791913
Well I hope all goes well for you. I hope your arm heals well, I hope you start feeling better and I hope you find someone to love.
>>694792002
I'm still sick and still single.
So there's that.
How are you?
>>694792383
Thanks. All will. It just takes time.
>>694791334
Don't feel that way, you have been hurt I see. I have a pupand I love him. Yes we have fun but I care for them and they care for me. You will find someone who is right for you if you take your time and don't rush into fucking. Get to know your partner and have common interests.
>>694792523
And ready to mingle.
I'm ok, I'm cozy in bed :3 I can't remember what our last conversation was about.
>>694791194
Nice
>>694792992
Forgot pic, as always
>>694792911
Oh yes, that goes without saying.
Been in enough relationships, all very romantic. I'm not sad about being single though. Not now anyways. When it's time, it's time.
>>694792992
Mingling isn't a good idea when you're ill. You'll just spread the germs around.
Our last conversation was in the discord. So whatever we discussed there.
>>694793745
This artist always draws nice bodies and then the faces are repulsive to me.
>>694792523
Still looking for a "close" friend?
>>694792544
Yeah I understand. If only I lived closer :(
>>694793953
Haha! I think it's the eyes
>>694794093
You might be next door! who knows?
>>694793531
Good to hear. Just be safe don't do anything reckless. You will find the right person, it takes time and yes you will fail, but eventually you will find the right oneI do not want to sound preachy but I am a protective and dominate type of person.
>>694793948
Wouldn't stop me, as long as it's just a cold... A little bit of germs never hurt anyone.
>>694794263
Also the faces are strangely round, I think. Though that one looks fine.
>>694794263
Oh gawd I hope so~
I'm coming over, with flowers.
>mfw neighbor looks at me really confused.
>>694794376
Thanks. I'll be fine. I'm not worried about it now
>>694794592
Kind of an uncanny valley thing perhaps?
>>694794628
Where you at?
>>694794736
Yes but I'm trying to think what triggers that for me.
>>694793962
Well, not necessarily looking, but if one compatible and willing and able participant happened by I wouldn't say no.
>>694794398
>A little bit of germs never hurt anyone
Tell that to everyone who died from the black plague, small pox, Spanish flu, etc.
>>694794922
It's totally the eyes for me. Beady lil eyes...
>>694794736
Southern Hemisphere.. Far far away.
>>694795275
Straya?
>>694794999
What defines compatable with you?
Also, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger right? I'll take the risk.
>>694795516
Maybe... Maybe not.
How about you?
>>694795107
I do think the faces are quite flat and round. But then that's true with artists which I like. Hard to say.
>>694795703
Somewhere in burgerland
>>694795930
It's kinda like when actors put on makeup to look like an animal
>>694796093
Aww, so you're not my neighbor? I wish you were..
>>694796337
Sorry, Wouldn't mind a friend nearby.
>>694795557
Well as far as sex goes I'd prefer to have sex with someone who's attractive.
As far as friendships go it's based on personality.
And for sexual friendships/relationships I desire a healthy mix of both good looks and good personality, but personality generally being the more important if anything long-term is being considered.
As far as what kind of personality is "compatible" I have no idea because I obviously haven't found the right one yet.
ALLLL I NEEED IS A GOOD GOOD FRIEND
>>694796725
lol none of those here
We should all be friends
>>694796509
Someone to cuddle and stuffs right?
>>694796848
Neffer please you're my best friend of all time.
>>694796902
Naw only if you deserve it.
>>694796725
just don't make them fall in love with you or the other way around.
>>694796093
Sort of.
I have seen one instance where that was hot though.
>>694796902
I agree
>>694797045
I don't really fall in love per se but I can't help it if my magnetism draws the poor boy in.
>>694796934
That would be nice too.
>>694796990
I likely don't
>>694797051
Where at?
>>694796902
Do you have to blow someone to be their friend? How does it work?
>>694797138
Yeah you're kind of a sad sack.
>>694797161
I don't think so, I've blown almost none of my friends.
>>694790526
Indeed.
>>694789834
More common form of lonely. I'm actually a very capable individual but my hormones been fucking me up recently.
>>694797137
and it does happen, and it's never good specially when you don't want to hurt the person but at the same time you don't give a fuck and don't mind seeing the person anymore.
>>694797161
Nah, but it would be nice.
>>694797264
I'm just a little down today/lately. Couldn't say why.
>>694797464
Okay I say hormones but its basically spending too much time lurking on 4chan. I'm so reclusive even career advisory software says I'm a loner.
>>694797466
Oh I know, believe me. I've left a long trail of broken hearts in my wake.
Well, like one or two, but if I blended them up into pieces and did a kinda theseus in the labyrinth deal it'd maybe count as a trail.
>>694797629
It's because you've got low T levels.
>>694797629
I've been feeling the same thing. I genuinely think something beyond what we see is occurring here
>>694797138
Some picture of two twinks I saw ages ago with some leopard features painted on. I'd never have thought that kind of thing could look good but it wasn't bad tbh.
>>694797464
Sure. Blame your hormones.
>>694797761
Probably. That would explain the broken bones.
>>694797905
Come again?
>>694797761
then let's be good friends, fall in love and shit, who leaves the longest trail wins.
>>694797138
Yeah it would be.
>>694797629
And then there's that. Do you give or recieve?
>>694798043
Isn't that a calcium problem? Does testosterone have anything to do with calcium?
>>694798098
I won't fall in love with you. I don't fall in love. My love bit is broken.
>>694798041
I actually know the picture lol!
>>694798227
Depends which way the wind is blowing
>>694798262
It can. I actually am gonna see a doc about it. Depression is a symptom
>>694796990
I'm everyone's best friend
Sorta like Jesus, except I don't listen to your prayers or help you when things get rough
>>694798437
Ripperino. But yeah low T is actually totally a depression trigger. With normal T, instead of getting depressed you get angry, which is much healthier.
>>694798437
I'm the same honestly. I don't prefer either, just having a little fun
>>694798561
So precisely like jesus.
>>694797761
No man, its the fluoride maaaan
(Insert social cue that this is a joke)
>>694798041
Well I never had the go fuck everything phase most highschoolers seem to give off. I've actually wanted to married since I was 8, before puberty and shit so yes I'm a late bloomer in my early 20s.
Everyone around me my age is getting married, having kids and dying in stupid accidents.
I do my best to surround myself with good people but I can't seem to find someone in life who feels how I feel. Or that's as comfortable as I am talking about just everything
>>694798709
So I come here and just let my autism do the talking
Just feel like sharing but a few days ago I was in the gym locker room and decided to shower there for the first time and there was a group of guys sitting near the showers, there were two without towels and one with a towel and I don't know what I was thinking but I decided to get completely naked and walk past them with my towel on my shoulder and when I did they were just staring at me and my cock got so damn hard in front of them but I jumped into the shower and the curtain in the shower is at a bad angle so I made eye contact with one of the guys looking at me shower, so I started jerking my cock off pretending like I didn't know he was watching. I thought it would go further from there but once I started actually showering and occasionally stroking my dick I noticed they were gone. Needless to say, I came hard as fuck later that day. Such a weird feeling.
>>694798581
I can't remember getting angry. Not for a long time.
>>694798613
Yup.
>>694798709
Don't get married. Don't
>>694798663
kek
>>694798437
It's been a year since I've seen it. For all I know I could look at it now and be disgusted.
>>694798709
k
>>694798709
>I've actually wanted to married since I was 8, before puberty and shit so yes I'm a late bloomer in my early 20s.
>Everyone around me my age is getting married, having kids and dying in stupid accidents.
Define early 20s, I don't know anyone getting married at all.
>>694798773
Absolutely obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI
>>694798914
You definitely have low T then. Men are SUPPOSED to get angry, channel the anger into accomplishment (whether that's working hard or retaking constantinople for Christendom whatever) and then be chill again.
>>694798262
we all got our interpretation of love, you don't know mine, it could be the same as yours. I never had a relationship, my effort was around friends and I never felt lonely around them.
cars was parked near my neighborhood, I was impatient and eager to go home, he wanted clarifications without asking for it, I hate when people are not forthright with their feelings. i just never loved him whatever it means, but he couldn't stop loving me.
he said he wouldn't stop trying even after everything, I wish this would mean something to me.
>>694798965
Probably.
>>694799047
Oh fug. What do I do Doc?
