>>694698186
It was some really old black lady, I'm told. She was described as "prehistoric", and was said to have witnessed the end of the ice age. My guess would be she was just too old and her asshole couldn't flex hard enough to hold it back anymore. After our initial disgust and consequent existential crisis, Gino and I admitted we felt kind of sorry for her after knowing how damn old she was.

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>>694699745
how horrifying

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>>694698191
I do not.

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>>694700498
i cri

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>>694700563
Don't cry for me, Argentina.

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>>694700705
i cri for me though

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>>694699745
Maybe she was too old to know what the hell is going on anymore.

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>>694700915
He who weeps for this, weeps for corruption.

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>>694701041
weeps backwards is speew

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>>694701217
That means nothing.

>>694701398
o-oh

>>694701398
Check this out: nothing means anything.

Except this. This is pretty dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xDVomMgvqw&index=1&list=PLLDf8Bnp1K1Kkk3Kbepm9UamqHjMZlgsb
>>694701032
I mean, she came in unaccompanied, and one of the cart pushers saw her (or at least someone who fit the description) drive off alone.

Either way, that was definitely one of the moments in which I knew the real world for the first time

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>>694702173
I don't think I want to know the real world. It sounds scary.

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>>694702173
What are you even doing anymore?

>>694701539
Yes, I know.

>>694702390
Man that fucking gif gets me every time
>>694701539
>>694702577
'Sup you two?

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>>694702977
watching penny dreadful. coughing a lot.
sup nanner?

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>>694702977
Painting. I think I didn't put enough layers of gesso on this canvas so it's still extremely absorbent.

>>694703115
I'd say something food-related but it can't end up like that every time we talk
Honestly nothing at all, just sitting here like a banana, if they can sit that is lol
>>694703220
Ah well, have fun with that

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>>694703388
I'm not having fun. I never have fun.

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>>694703388
why not? i like food
banana can sit ive seen it and done it with them

>>694703550
Not even while watching Monty Python?
>>694703595
I'll try imagining that in a most non-dirty way possible

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>>694703823
I pay too close attention to have fun with it.

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>>694703823
oh i didnt mean it to be dirty in the slightest.

>>694703935
What is that which you're paying attention to?
>>694704051
It's fine by me if it's dirty or not, I have fun imagining it both ways hahah

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>>694704485
how do you like to eat your naners?

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>>694704485
The wording, the meaning, the timing, how they play a certain sketch all the way through, how, where, and why they suddenly change the outcome to obliterate your expectations.

>>694704728
Well I still find that infinite cop ending hilarious
>>694704702
By peeling it the WRONG way. Muahahahahaaahh :D

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>>694704915
there is no wrong way though. you dork butt

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>>694704915
It is hilarious. But I like to know everything about it.

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>>694705094
There is! There IS! There IS!!!
>>694705109
What does he say at the end by the way? "It's a fek up!"??

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>>694705500
it works either way so there is no wrong way. and it peels the same either way. i will choke you to death with the naner

>>694705716
Not if I waterboard you with carrot soup first!!

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>>694705817
do it nigger. i'll just gobble it all up.

>>694705914
Oh I know you will you slut!!

... Goddamn now we're talking about food again

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>>694705500
He says "It's a fair cop." Meaning that his being arrested is justified because he broke the law.

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>>694706056
its your name D:
and i am a huge carrot slut. fill me with carrots. pour that warm orange soup all over me

>>694706310
Ah ok, there's the end to that mystery
>>694706311
You're in for a treat then, I'll throw buckets of potato and leek soup at you next

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>>694706576
oh god yes the potato
i never had leek soup. that sounds very nice though

What the fuck even is carrot soup?

Don't tell me it's just carrots in water

>captcha is soup

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>>694706778
im sure its probably cream and pureed carrots and a chicken stock along with a few other things

>>694706673
It is really nice, I forgot what carrot soup tastes like though so I think leek tops my list. Oh, did I mention I'll throw the buckets too, so watch your head

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>>694706576
My life has been heavily influenced by so many different kinds of comedy. Along with the Pythons I was watching Abbot and Costello, Steve Martin, and listening to Phil Hendrie. I remember driving around late at night with my father, when he couldn't bear to be in the house, but couldn't leave us alone either. It's a bitter sweet memory.

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>>694706923
i will wear my helmet dont worry. i never had carrot soup

i am going to bed meow. later naner bb

>>694707104
Goodnight, have sweet dreams about soup, or bananas, or whatever you want

>>694707268
naner soup

>>694707080
That sounds quite nice actually. Was he a good father?

>>694707302
I am not soup. No. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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>>694707441
He was, he is. He tried with me, tried to make me worth something.

>>694707616
You got a job at least, and you've experienced stuff. That's more than can be said about me. Buut no need to talk down on ourselves. So... Are your colleagues nice?

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>>694707997
They try to be. I like to keep my distance though. They think I'm just some spastic weirdo.

>>694708162
That's good they're trying at least, no job is worth it if the colleagues are shitheads in my opinion

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>>694708308
Eh, I'd rather not let them know who I am.

>>694708475
Well I hope they respect that. Now I think I'll go to bed cause I stayed up all night for some reason. Goodnight, or goodmorning, or... uuhh......

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>come here for porn
>there is no porn
>there is only peter lorre

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Kicked from the discord, it's a good day.

>>694709329
Lorre is love. Lorre is life.

>>694709329
The greatness of filters
I just thought 4chan was ded

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>>694709329
This picture is amazing and my boner thanks you.

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>>694710201
You are most welcome, vile penetrator.

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brzy is a bitch edition

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>>694709407
So did I, we should start our own one. A better one. One with out little kids

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The fuck even is discord?

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Thread is kill?

>>694711479
A group chat and pm/voice chat

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thread is boipucci

>>694711479
Think skype chat but more cancer

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Thats just for people who want to gay rp.

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>>694711042
Uh, sure. Or we could, like, forget about it because it doesn't matter.

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>>694711889
You say that like its a bad thing..

Go back to furaffinty, beta cucks.

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>>694711956
Ok deal, what was your name on there?

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I do not want to RP fucking asses, I rather actually fuck asses.

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>>694712095
I'm the fool. The most hated person ever.

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>>694712177
Yes, but there's all that other talk you get into about your hideousness and etc.

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>>694712335
Yeah im too ugly and ill never get sex anyway. I rather not mask it way gay rp teasing me with things ill never get.
Also i'd actually have to sit and put thought into typing things which is way too much work for me.

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>>694712183
It's Red, I didn't hate you.
Love your BDs by the way

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>>694712538
Any holes a goal.

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>>694712556
*Don't hate you
And your art is pretty cool.

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>>694712538
Won't know till you try, Nibi.

>>694712556
My what?

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>>694712666
Thanks for the advice, Satan.

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>>694712828
What the hell is a BD?

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>>694712871
There is nothing to try for anymore.

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>>694713052
Nonsense, Nibi. Don't be a defeatist.

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Fuck, I need so many different things to continue painting and I don't have the money for it.

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>>694713140
I cannot obtain my ideal sexual desires. I will not waste any effort in something fruitless.

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>>694712938
Never mind, must be confused with someone else.

Post pics of your paintings?

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>>694713335
If I can you can. I mean, just look at me. I'm a hideous monstrosity with a shit personality.

>POST
>FUCKING
>PORN
>AVATAR FAGS CAN DIE

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>>694713510
No you're not, you were one of the few interesting people to talk to. Now post those paintings.

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>>694713510
I do not understand what you are talking about. So... good job dude, thumbs up.

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>>694713473
I will post three of them and no more.

>>694713646
A serial murderer would be interesting to talk to as well.

>>694713664
What I'm saying is, if I can get a little the so can you.

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Gonna throw my art here for a sec, see what yall think

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>>694713777
I will not lower my standards.

>>694712880
>I will show you how to control the latent energy in the universe
>You will learn to harness powers most cannot fathom
>You may die in the process
>But first lemme pull my pants halfway down
>This is key
Some furry art just straight up doesn't make sense

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>>694713973
I didn't have to lower my standards. But then again, you could argue that my standards are a bit unusual.

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>>694713809
I like this one
>>694713777
Looks almost like an Easter Island head.

Also, yes they would. But you're
more interesting.

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>>694714077
If ya got it, flaunt it.

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>>694713973
<3 antlers

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>>694714159
My standards are extremely high.

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>>694714205
Everyone likes the simple stuff. They don't like abstract art because it's complicated.

All of the sculptures I have made, from the Venuses to these heads, are distorted.

I don't know how interesting I am. I can only talk about a few things, and none of them with any confidence.

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>>694714357
Not really.

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>>694714432
yes really

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>>694714619
Not really, you've made your standards known, they're not that high really.