What kind of alchemist?
Why the picture, what does it mean?

What's it like to ACTUALLY believe in fairytale science?

>>694696297
>being this stupid

>>694696082
Can you actually transmute something into something else? Give examples

>>694696575
Being this summer

>>694696584
You can transmute but it takes a lot of practice.

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How does it feel to be weeaboo trash

>>694696206
Attention here op, you faggot

Go back to /x/

>>694696848
Not OP but how is alchemy weeaboo?

>>694696815
Give examples is a pretty clear statement in common English. Do you speak it?

Have you seen the truth you filthy sinner?

OP is 0/10. Get good role playing space nigger.

>>694696206
On humans. Trying to create a chimera.

Is your specialty transmuting food to poop because that's pretty ordinary

>>694696990
Give me an incentive first.

>>694696082
How long have you been a faggot?

Can you make me a philosopher's stone?

>>694697297
What do you do with humans, what the fuck is a chimera? More full responses please, shits low quality af.

>>694697649
Almost as long as you. Except faggotry seems to be your specialty.

>>694697724
Jezus newfag on max levels here.

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Op means from full metal alchemist, its a stupid fucking anime, pic reltated

>>694697941
>reltated

>>694697724
Chimeras are hybrids. I'm trying to make a homoncolus. Sperm in an egg.

>>694697941
>garbage

>>694696082
I'm a alchemist guys look
>uses pictures with fake alchemical symbols
kys faggot

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>>694696082

>>694697941
Only a faggot would know.
>alchemy from anime

>>694697941
Different. Egg + sperm.

>>694696082
Upload live stream of transmuting time stamp or your a faggot.

How do I make Mac and cheese?

>>694697941
>>694698119
OP, stop breathing

>>694698277
It's a complicated process.

>>694697941
>anime
True.

>stupid
Hardly.

>>694698232
Upload timestamp of you transmuting your faggotry into something more likeable.

>>694696082
you can transmute my foot up your ass. get out with your shit tier weeb garbage

>>694698400
Go hug your fucking body pillow.

>>694698358
You first, tell me how it goes.

>>694698277
You can make mac and cheese
>but it takes a lot of practice.

>>694698375
Well I fucking asked how to make it, not if it was complicated. What kinda of special ed Alchemy is this shit?

>>694698418
But I'm not an alchemist. I'm also comfortable with my faggot ways.

>>694698277
Dubs checked. You grab cheese. Like real cheese, not that powdered stuff, grab milk. Cook pasta. Grab cheese, melt in pot, use butter, pour milk. Dumo cheese sauce in pasta. Voila mac and cheese. Breadcrumbs are optional.

>>694697912
>Not a weaboo
>Must be a newfag

>>694698718
:^)

>>694698731
Thank you. At least someone has a straight answer.

>>694698684
>>694698731
It's some next level shit, man. Y'all better be ready.

>>694698731
Fuck you, antipowder nigger. Powder is god.

OP can transmute materials to make them better but can't transmute his shit life to grow the fuck up

>>694698895
Kek

>>694696681
Your a grade A poo head

>>694696082
Are you a jew Rabbi?

watch out guys OP might transmute haters into more of his favorite chicken tendies

You could all make a homonculus, you grab an egg, make a tiny hole, insert sperm via syringe. Cover it up with a band aid or whatever. Put in a dark, cool place for 60 days. Put that shit in a container. Post results. Now you faggots are alchemists. Use this knowledge as you see fit.

>>694696082
Do you have a magic formula that removes the curse of virginity?

Why haven't you used it upon yourself yet?

Does your cauldron double as your mom's washing machine?

Is your magic ingredient your own semen and teas?

>>694698895
I can transmute your words into a post.

>>694698878
No fresh is what is better m9.

>>694699170
That shit is fake and gay

>>694699333
Dubs and trips, sweet!

>>694699170
>grab and egg make a tiny hole insert sperm
i'm fucking done, someone teach this underage faggot how eggs work

>>694699333
Was it you or 4chan who did that. Looks like you got out transmuted by our favourite Lithuanian goat hearding board.

>>694699476
Chicken came first, bitch.

>>694699273
I'm not a virgin. I already did menial things like that. Sex isnt the most important thing in life, it's cool sure but being happy is what is most important. Have that and the world is yours. Sex is just a little piece of the path you walk, dont let it consume you.

>>694699170
bad thread 0/10 cum filled eggs

What components make a human?

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>>694699471
Have you tried it? Try it first, after that you can say anything you want.

so OP what year did your family realize they fucked up?

>>694699472
Thanks. I'm an alchemist after all.

>>694699710
Sperm. Egg. THATS IT

>>694696082
What is the chief study of an Alchamist?

>>694699850
Some homo sapien sapien jizz in a Walmart egg isn't doing anything

>>694699518
It was my alchemy, transmuted singles into dub trips.

>>694696082
Do you work in the life sciences? Genetic engineering is pretty much modern day alchemy.

>>694700061
But have you actually tried it? Answer pls.

hey guys i've came in my eggies so much that i think i'm a warlock now

OP, you have shown me the true light...
To make sure my children NEVER WATCH ANIME.

>>694700205
No, why would I

>>694700184
Nah, just trying to make a homonculus as a side thing.

>>694696082
Do you work in finance? Money and usury is pretty much modern day alchemy, creating value from nothing.

>>694700256
I never watch anime. It's trash. I watch bbc and discovery channel.

>>694700219
That's the only way anon.

>>694700326
What is the chief study of an Alchemist?

or, what can you tell me regarding the seven canons of the metals?

>>694700418
OP, don't try to make me think you're awesome, now, I'm staying wary.

>>694700324
For educational purposes. Why wouldn't you is a better question. Cmon anon try it.

>>694696082
if if you had a glass of H20 and i had asked for a glass of H20 too, what would you give me ?

>>694700551
I like watching educational programs. Anon I'm super awesome tbh.

>>694696988
Full metal alchemist

>>694698762
Exactly autistic anon, thank you for pointing that out!

>>694696082
Transmute some extra dank memes for us.

>>694696815
It doesn't just require practice, it requires a fucking nuclear reactor.

>>694700667
Because you needed something to drink after choking from the shock of missing luciferian trips by one?

>>694700776
Alright, OP, I respect you.

>>694697297
mate thats surgery and biochemistry not alchemy, or not the kind that pic suggest anyway

>>694700861
I like to think alchemy can be applied to a lot of meager things. I'm not limiting it.

WHY WONT HE ANSWER THESE FUCKING SIMPLE QUESTIONS?

What is the chief study of an Alchemist?

or, what can you tell me regarding the seven canons of the metals?

>>694701099
My weeb meter is slowly going up...

>>694699640
So making "alchemy" threads on 4chan is more meaningful than reproduction?

>>694696082
>Where's my other sock?

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>>694701014
Same anon. You must always follow the teachings of discovery channel, they will guide you.

>>694701181
We are over populated.

>>694701099
because hes a weaboo not a real alchemist, honestly i dont know much but i dabble, experimenting with mono atomic gold and platinum metals atm

>>694701022
Nice dubs, I see you are also an alchemist.

>>694701271
Shit, are we gonna learn alchemy from the goddamned discovery channel?

>>694701099
I said ask me anything, I never said I'd answer tho. :^)

>>694701251
underrated post

>>694701353
Yes. The answers lie in discovery channel. Also bbc.

>>694700951
yes

>>694701403
clearly you know nothing about alchemy

what tools are you even using to make your chrimera? cause tbh, you'd need a whole fucking lab

>>694701181
Yes, reproduction at all times will drain resources. Learn from the discovery channel.

>>694701403
dont worry, its really because op is trying to be alpha and take controll and not be the beta fag he is. He doesnt even know

>>694701313
I'm an alchemist ama.

>>694701608
I know as much alchemy as the discovery channel allows.

>>694701735
How does a pyramid?

>>694701673
I was always in control. It's not my fault you tried too hard.

>>694696082
How much can you bench press?

>>694701864
It pyramid does.

>>694701823
do your own reserach then dick head!

theres lots of resourses out there, for example;
sacred-text.com or forgottenbooks.com.

learning stupid things about what people claim they have done wont work. actually read up on the practice and study notes and try for yourself.

idiots who claim they know about something they clearly know nothing about do my fucking tits in!

>>694701966
As much as the notion allows.

>>694701864
However it wants to

>>694702150
>,but will those help me find my other sock?

>>694699471
It doesnt fucking work like that shit head.

Why dont we just fuck sheeps and breed with them instead of human women.

The chromosomes most likely won't align properly, which will cause problems when the zygote (egg+sperm combo) tries to divide. In most cases you get hybrid inviability, where the embryo simply dies, failing to develop. In the rare occasions [in animals, at least] where a hybrid is successfully born, it will likely have hybrid sterility. A mule, for example, is a hybrid between a horse and a donkey, which is only possible because horses and donkeys are closely related, but the mules themselves can never breed.

Source: https://www.quora.com/Can-a-human-have-babies-with-other-animals-If-not-then-why

>>694702150
Ok I'll make sure to do my own reserach anon. Im an alchemist tho. I transmutated this thread with replies.

>>694701941
you dont even know the 7 canons of metals and you claim to be in control, go home faggot

>>694702316
No.

>>694702426
I am in control. See how you got angry and called me a faggot? I've always been in control.

>>694702584
You're in control? Does that mean you're the one that took my sock?

>>694702685
I took it. And made it watch the discovery channel.

>>694702379
no no, you littered this thread with replies... you need to work on your english, or even latin.. latin might help!

>>694702792
>oh okay that's fine. That's his favorite.

>>694702584
No, I call things what they are, I am Anon, this is 4chan, You are not an alchemist. You are a faggot.

>>694702957
His thread did help me find my sock so he can't be all that bad.

>>694702808
Yes yes I answered a few people's questions. What were you babbling about again?

>>694702912
Oh goodie anon.

What is going in this thread

>>694702957
Arent we all faggots here? Especially you, I mean with all the talk of faggots like you know a great deal of them, maybe because you're such a huge faggot, you know one when you see one?

>36 posters
>133 replies

>>694703509
Just a bunch of anons sperging about some "alchemist". I loooove summer.

>>694703597
Icky anon.

>>694703161
>>694703523
Butthurt Summerfag detected

>>694704170
Stating the truth, please stop confusing butthurt or even use the term, you sound even worse than a faggot tbh.
> summer
Yeah I know it's summer. Your tears had me confused it was winter but thats ok.
Everyone on this chinese board is one, it shows how new you are. Keep it going the pools closed.

>confusing buthurt
>I thinks its winter cause your tears
>im an alchemest
>im gonna chmera your ass
>im an origenal fag
>this board is chinese

What are you on and why arent your sharing
>inb4 a dick

>>694696082
What does "alchemy" entail? Is it a plant based art?

>>694699131
Kek

>>694705261
I second that, the fuck is it?

>>694705174
Stop greentexting, it's not going to save you from this retribution.
> muh sekret klun is runied

Bumping for autism

>>694705261
Maybe tomorrow. Or idk sing me a song. Please.

>>694705802
You too. Get to making a song. Then I'll spill the proverbial beans.

Can you transmute faggotry into Alpha? Will you still be on /b/?

>>694706931
Song first. I need sacrifices. Make me a song.

>>694707170
He doesnt know anything, even the basics, He thinks chimera are part of alchemy, Just another FMA weeb, if youre legit interested look it up online

>>694707475
I know a lot.

>>694707851
About sucking dick right OP?

>>694708057
That sounds something that you would do, you seem to talk about it a lot. Are you sure you dont suck dick? I mean you do like talking about it. Maybe you're accustomed to sucking dick so much you like to mention it a lot, either way you're the expert on such things, I suppose.

>>694708333
No youve got it wrong OP, I get my dick sucked. Seriously what are you, a 9faggot. Your comebacks are as bad as your knowledge of alchemy

>>694708543
No you dont, you seriously dont expect me believe that. What comebacks? Is everything a battle now? Are you sure you're not underage.
>9faggot
Wow you're really clever.
You got me.

>>694696082
Are you and Fatima still together?

>>694708765
To^ sorry couldn't stop laughing on account of how hilarious you sound right now. You're a riot , what's next? Muh insults have more attack power opee try and defet me.